Calypso (@calypsothetortie.bsky.social)
It is #CleeSitSunday with a side of mlem
I am Calypso! You can call me Caly :) My human is @skullsncupcakes.bsky.social No AI or crypto here! No politics!
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I am a master at doing a flip. You will see me at the Olympics as a gymnast, guarantee!
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All aboard the MeowMobile!
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Hooray!
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Um, why did you need to go to the vet to find out you’re good and pretty and brave? That’s just a given 💅
Crits For Cats, Inc. Cat Rescue (@crits4cats.bsky.social) reposted
The other day, our rescue’s only car died. Because it also doubled as my personal vehicle, I struggled with the decision to ask for donations to replace it. But the fact is we need a car to function. No rescues, vet appointments, adoptions, NOTHING can happen without a car. donorbox.org/crits4cats
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He’s growing up so fast
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Detective Billy is on the case!
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Happy Blorsdaye to you!
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Of course you look handsome! But it is impossible for you to not look handsome
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That’s a good looking tree
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Paz was the best girl. Go to end of the thread for a wonderful video of her 🤎
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Maybe you can make them less stinky by giving them your scent
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Woot woot! Party at Blorbina’s place!
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(My grandma once was in a car accident where her only injury was a small bruise from the seatbelt keeping her in place. Forever wearing seatbelts in cars!)
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He photoshops? That is so sad he uses photoshop so young
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Data! You look so much like your mama! And you’re humongous!
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First McQueen post! And on Taco Tuesday!
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Updated cost on friend’s cat Paz. Friend says best way to support is through here streamelements.com/camronjk/tip
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This is human’s friend. They are very good person, and their very good girl is sick. Currently just bloodwork is $150, could be a lot more after. If you’re able to support, please do!
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Thank you Baggins, for all you’ve done to make this Nipfest so much fun!
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is all about, after all! So now it’s time to pack up and get home #Nipfest2025
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Well folks, it’s time to go! This was my first Nipfest, and it was so much fun! While it’s very sad that there will not be another for me to get to go to next year, I am so greatful I got to go to one! I am sure there will still be more events I get to do with my friends, because that’s what Nipfest
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You’re being a good big brother, hopefully he’ll recognize that and learn from you!
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That was so beautiful, thank you so much Peyton, you wonderful soul 🤎
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I still got one thing left to do here at #Nipfest2025, and that’s karaoke! 🎶I’m unusal, not so typical, way too smart to be waiting around. Taichi practices, snowboard champion, I can fix the flat on your car. I might even be a rockstar. I might even be a rockstar!🎶
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As is his right! It’s his room!
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@peytonreads.bsky.social is being a fantastic swim buddy. Safety first, never swim alone! #Nipfest2025
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@julesingreen.bsky.social Come get some drinks and treats!
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I’m ready to rock out!
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Ooh they all look so fancy! I’ll definitely have to try the salmon!
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I’ve heard it’s time for #SupperClub at #Nipfest2025! I’ve got my pearls on and am sufficiently fancy!
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That looks like fun!
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Tonight, I am doing some moth catching and neon golf! I’ve never done either before, so this is a lot of fun! #Nipfest2025
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I’ve been having such a fun time riding the #Nipfest2025 rides! Look at me go!
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I know I’m a little early, but I couldn’t help myself, I’m just so excited for the dance! Just look at how pretty I’ve dressed up! #Nipfest2025
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Yes, just sitting and breathing air
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#Nipfest2025!
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Time for canoe! I think it’s a canoe. I don’t think I know what a canoe is! What matters is, it floats on the water, it’s neon, and I’m with my new elephant friend. Now I can float by all my friends
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Minxy, I think you should take a trip to the tranquility garden. With no water or fire. Just mediate and find balance
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Minxy no!
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I love magic!
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Hooray!
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Woo hoo! Let’s all have a relaxing tour before we party hard tonight!
Calypso (@calypsothetortie.bsky.social)
Taking a little breather. Look at these beautiful flowers! #Nipfest2025
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Friends! Wonton may be in her forever home, but her mother Olivia is still waiting for her own! If you want to learn more about her and are in the San Francisco Bay area, click the link! www.petfinder.com/cat/olivia-7...
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Oh no. Someone get a garden hose!
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No one tell Minxy, she’s been fire happy the past couple days
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I did not know he had his first thought!
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Ooh yay! Hi everyone!
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Thank you Smilla, you’re so helpful!
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Hi Jinxy! This is so cool! Hope all goes smoothly with your shifts!
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Hi Shadow! So good to see you!
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Yes! It’s so lovely here!
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I’m here for my first #Nipfest2025! Human had to drop me off early because they had “werk”, but I’m ready to party! Human packed me plenty of sunscreen, so it anyone needs, I’d be happy to share!
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I am so ready! I even made sure my human’s got all their alt texts ready to go!
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Jinxy, I say this with love, you’re more likely to cause a flamethrower crisis by setting stuff on fire. Maybe you can bring a jump rope instead!
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Yeah, you should probably leave that at home, leave it for another time
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I am so ready for #Nipfest2025! This is going to be so much fun, I can’t wait to party all weekend long!
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Maybe we should keep away any fire sources?
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Yes bestie I’d love to! We’ll party all night long! 🥳
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Right after your bunt squeeze!
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You’re going to have the best party!
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Tiny beeny for tiny me!
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She has passed the tortie test. She is one of us
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Good you don’t have sore beans, but why would they squeeze your bunt? That’s not your beans??? Hope you were a bravey Dougie!
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Ooh happy birthday!
Peyton Reads 📚💜🌻 (@peytonreads.bsky.social) reposted
#Nipfest2025 Announcement Thread Please Repost!! Nipfest is like eating an apple...one bite at a time! So I'm gonna give you info about Friday August 22nd! Baggins @bagginssupercat.bsky.social will open the festival (midday BST: morning EDT)! You can set up your tent, enjoy any 24/7 activities, 1/
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Yogurt!
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girl, of course she’d do something like that 😆 No pics of her stuck, because I couldn’t tell if she was ok until after I got it off, and I just wanted to get her out of it ASAP. Let’s see if she learns her lesson. Probably not)
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I went upstairs, I noticed she did not have a piece of paper stuck to her, she had the handle of the paper bag around her, with just her head and one of her front legs stuck through. She seemed perfectly fine and was very good about staying still while I cut it off of her. But she’s such a silly
Calypso (@calypsothetortie.bsky.social)
(Storytime about Calypso. Yesterday, I heard a commotion coming from downstairs. I was concerned she knocked something over on herself, but she ran upstairs perfectly fine with what looked like a piece of paper stuck to her. I went downstairs to see a small paper bag in the middle of the room. When
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Wow
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She tried, she gets a gold star ⭐️
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Yes! Good sleeps!
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Happy birthday!
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Ooh! Great exploring places!
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Since you have a new house, did you get to walk at new places?
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Mishmish, you are so helpful!
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Sit on her and don’t let her leave you! Yell at her when she tries to do anything!
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So sad, we appreciate you every day
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Yes, absolute crime!
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Why would she do that to you? On Black Cat Appreciation Day!
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Always nap time!
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Wonton is a whole. Year. Old!
Calypso (@calypsothetortie.bsky.social)
Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with a cat deficiency, you may be entitled to adopt a cat. Especially these cats, look at their faces!
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The best cat couple there ever was. Absolute soulmates!
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Only one more week! I’m resting up so I can party all weekend!
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Hi Meringue!
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Bap bap bap bap bap bap bap bap
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He knows the good stuff
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Good thing she has you!
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Katydid, you are such a good helper! How did mommy survive before you came along?
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Unacceptable behavior! No leaving even if just to get the mail!