wouldn't the rock they need be the moon
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wouldn't the rock they need be the moon
yes, i was trying to open a pickle jar and i cried out in frustration and in 36 seconds martinelli was there helping me open it
exxon mobil good? wowwww what about chevron??? vvv divisive
heard there was a pretty wild miami beach city commission meeting because they want to pass a reso to honor kirk
"How can I help?"
A small point, but I do love how the word “slop” has returned to common parlance due to AI discourse. Just an A+ word that creates a fun sound in your head when you read it.
unesco get on it
Yoo: "Why didn't they ask me to write a memo justifying this first??"
nah i'm too afraid of this
not that i ever used it or would condone its use by others but i miss the old limewire
it's hard when it's the same day. i like watching the MLS play for what it is but having watched some champion's league earlier and now this is a little rough
FINALLY Messi scores, needed something complicated i guess lol
lol meanwhile in the midwest they're breading and deep frying everything like it's their job
MESSI MISSING SITTERS THREE STRAIGHT INTER GAMES COME ON MAN
well at least inter miami look like they're alive this game
Between F and G... probably F lol A is so funny because it's like: French food and good luck!
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i just read an article last week lamenting the return of this. it's an old tactic, i'll see if i can find it
"most performative Senator in congress" i have literally no idea who you're talking about lmaooo could be anyone
they didn't cover this in fate grand order
maybe there's a logic to this lol
Mood
hold on, with Oracle, a16z, and a PE firm all in on this, who's gonna run the total ripoff and destroy the company??
golooooollll de martinelli what a nice touch while sprinting i could never lol
Gyokeres out there like: #Arsenal #ATHARS
this cut has brought me so much joy today
revenge? i'm looking for a pulse
got some molars coming in right now, good luck to us both!
true freedom is knowing you can eat the little leaves on strawberries
woof
mhmmmm yea that makes sense. i'd theorize that the issue is really that we have an overwhelming religious devotion to accumulating and spending money so it's hard to squeeze something liberatory in there.
Isn't that the Black church in the US? But yea the liberation theology that's been fomented in parts of the Catholic church esp in LatAm and Africa is really missing in the US.
petro picked the fight for colombia, but let's be real, most of the elites in latin america don't give a shit how latin americans are treated in the us, they do the same shit at home
darkseid
l'amour est aveugle??
that's what i mean, discord shouldn't be trusted because they actually have your text, unencrypted, so when they follow these orders, there's no mitigation, sorry i don't think that was clear.
any business will respond to lawful requests from the police this way, which is why platforms with end to end encryption are important for privacy purposes, because they won't be able to see what you sent. they can *send* what you sent to police but it will be gobbledygook.
i can't think of a better sign this show has been way too long but also, i'm lovin it
is this the separation of powers i've heard so much about?
The Vacation Paradox
this is how i find out that i have a few of the words wrong in my head??? after all these years??????
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you: what's wrong with stewie?? me: family guy is still on??
This is exactly how ICE has operated in South FL, especially grabbing transportation vehicles. Miami has very little organization that can handle this regardless, though.
which is wild because they'll never cancel the elections? don't they know that all the dictatorships they worry about have regular elections?
hear me out: claude code does this
the consummate bon vivant of our times
there is a hacksaw somewhere in this house and i have literally no idea where
to be fair every computer should have the same warnings
lol i saw a flag at half mast at a house in pinecrest
look... IF it gets there, and IF no one dies... this woman's gonna be the fastest delivery driver ever
ahh he's chair of the house foreign affairs committee, well looks like i have to call that incompetent Maria Elvira Salazar
there's no way they're passing this. also the guy running the bill is rep mast, does anyone even like that asshole?
...maybe if we paint over the economy...
I have two problems with Brazil 1 Brazilian Portuguese sounds close enough to French that i feel like I should understand it but I don't and that's frustrating 2 2014 World Cup Semifinal SI ERA GOL DE YEPES and I'm glad Germany destroyed them in the final
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isnt that what we're all trying to do with tv
I swear if I see this guy at Grazianos I'm gonna scream
All I know is that in a competitive league, losing two straight games 3-0 with zero bench due to injuries despite spending ungodly amounts of money should mean the coach is out on his ass, but this is MLS so I guess Mascherano is going to stick around until his lease in Aventura is up.
Hard to watch, hard to even like…
Started my day with Arsenal winning 3-0 ended it with Miami losing 3-0 Balance
Segovia looked great for Venezuela this same week and can’t do a damn thing for Miami. That’s the coach, ijs. #mls
Promise the return of grunge and a four person Destiny’s child too Jay Z will get back to reasonable doubt too
Charlotte is so much faster than Miami it’s tough. Speed matters and mascherano is focused on reconstructing an old Barcelona team instead of keeping fit, fast players #mls #cltmia
Seriously if the republicans can legitimately run on ending the dept of education why can’t the Dems successfully message on ending DHS and returning to our rights before the PATRIOT act??
My god this Miami game is just getting worse. Why spend all this money on big names that can’t keep up??
lol this is so funny because I don’t think inter Miami has any Cuban players and the Miami Cuban conservative community generally doesn’t much care for soccer so it’s just an insult for no one, landing nowhere, in the wrong place
It’s because all the other money is gone gone gone this year
He’s gotta watch some YouTube videos on penalties
How Messi miss that lol
Glad I tuned into the MLS pre show to hear a man say Messi is already in the “panthenon” Did he mean Parthenon? Did he mean pantheon? Who knows?
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Oh no this is a slippery slope Nigeria. You’ll be locked into an endless cycle of bigger and bigger pieces of food. You should see the biggest pancake. It’s sad.
political correctness has gone amok, you couldn't make A Time To Kill today...
3-0 was a nice way to start the morning not gonna lie to you #Arsenal www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FlN...
That's a cool idea though
fwiw this country really does suck, i've heard from several visiting ppl. they're astounded by how on edge everyone is. don't we know we're rich??
wild week
they did a really nice job weaving the theme from remember me into the movie
@laloalcaraz.bsky.social just got it like that
gotta make a plan to go back in time to turn peter thiel on vox instead of gawker
oh i was thinking that klein was vox but it turns out the verge is also vox lol
this is why the flight back sucks so much ass
damn man i still haven't finished fire emblem awakening
truly the greatest mystery of 2025
brain rot gamer content isn't left or right or even about the game you play it's just... constant
miami is actually a very anti-business place to set things up because multiple city gov actors are trying to destroy any business in the area city of miami esp
so efficient!
the key is way too much sugar, also if you go to pinecrest bakery, there's also the anxiety of trying to make the lady at the ventanita doesn't give you a judgy look
they should have a reality show where they put rubio, uribe, and bolsonaro in the australian migrant camp on Nauru and they have to get real jobs and any time they talk politics they get zapped
probably chili, seems like the most variety under that umbrella.
i thought you were in miami, we've got colada for that (also i muted both CK and "political violence" and then bolsonaro was convicted and my day continues to improve)
the library is sooooo great then why do they say i owe them over $200 lmao i get it i'm slow
SANTANA IS A PATRIOT!
wow no
i mean, obviously, right?
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.