Omg!! Like in Don't Look Now
Omg!! Like in Don't Look Now
Yep, same. Also had to stand in a corner with my hand over my mouth for talking in line. Also *blinks furiously* the free school meals kids had to sit on a separate table to everyone else
The one who smelt it, dealt it
I read it years ago and yes, funny AND bonkers
That child will still be sleeping with the light on when he's 47
Isn't it gorgeous! And the most natural, tender, yet steamy sexy scene since Don't Look Now
Such an un-generous comedian. Never laughs at others jokes
Every Christmas, when O Come All Ye Faithfull comes on. I'm not allowed at Midnight Mass anymore.
Pubic Enemy No 1
Canterbury has WEATHER rn
I used to run the Help Desk at a high street bank. A customer asked me, in all seriousness, what time the last train to Sittingbourne left.
Left To My Own Choc Ices #petshopsummer
I heard it described once as Shoes and Cock, which seemed apt
Nice tree mushroom, Thanington, Kent
I need to get the grass rolled But I'm absolutely arseholed
What a glorious trip you're both having! Have fun
Singles get down to Vatican City there's load of celebratory sex to be had
Me, the newly elected Pope: "This means you like me, right now you like me"
Ozzy Osborne's finest hour
On Margate seafront there's a heart drawn with 'Margaret' and 'Kenneth' inside. Underneath, someone's written 'both scum'
🎵 I wanna live like conclave papal I wanna do whatever conclave papal do Wanna sleep with conclave papal I wanna sleep with conclave papal like you 🎵
🎵 Do you remember the time we worked in the chemists? I sold the green bottles And I sold the red bottles Mine said for headaches And mine said fu’ coughs 🎵
Also starring Mire Rudolph
Got the builders in this week There's a joiner and a lifter They knocked off sharp at 3pm And smoked a great big bifter
What's your sign
We live near Herne Bay in Kent. My young son once asked if we were going to The Bay of Herne, so that is what it's called now
Play with my nibs
Pure, uncut, heron
Fuck Thy Neighbour
Give Us A Fuck
Let them have their fun - God knows they need this
At the end of the day, it's Christmas #evergreentweet
Stolen Advocaat #xmasbrucespringsteen
My Autumn reads: The Ed McBain 87th Precinct series
Beautiful! I love the smell and feel of old books 📚