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The CCC! The Canadian Space Force! Similar to America's SpaceForce, but with better health care, eh. Remember: Space is cold. We know cold!🇨🇦 Semper Pewing
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Another day gone by already? Where's this summer going?? ...not that summer means anything to those of us who live in space..
Sorry Bluesky. We got a bit busy yesterday thwarting a Space Pirate ploy to hijack our Timbit delivery to Mars. As it is, here's the the 3rd of 7 (kinda) daily Canadian Factoids...
Hey there Canuckian keeners! Here's Day 2 of our Cosmic Canuck Corps Canadian Factoids. From Canada's Space Force... Enjoy!
Right? So-called Nature's Architect? Pffft.
400!?? That's chincredible! It's now down past her button. MTG will need to get creative if we get a few hundred more likes..
Indeed. Happy #CanadaDay my Canuck friends! Keep up the good work and keep #CanadaStrong @canadasky.bsky.social @theangrycanuck.bsky.social @canuckcorps.bsky.social @canucksarmy.bsky.social @joincanadaeh.bsky.social
Hello Canada! As Canada's Space Force, we've been quite dormant recently. Apparently extraterrestrials aren't interested in visiting while we're dealing with this smalldicktatorship mess.. But it's #CanadaDay! So for the next 7 days, we'll be posting a Canadian factoid each day! Enjoy, ya hosers!
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BREAKING: Trump's fragile ego.
TGIF, folks! And by TGIF, we mean TACO's Government Is Fraudulent.
These marketing teams are getting out of control..
Congrats on the new Pope: Pope Bubbles IV
Welp... We're glad that's PoliOVER!
Meanwhile, in Canada: #CanadaElection #Election2025
So... We going to call this The Vance Effect?
#DYK Mercury's interior may be made of diamond, but did you know that the Moon is a giant cake pop?
I think we need to enable CCC just a little. 😈
Well dang. That stinks. What a time to be alive that real eggs cost nearly as much as faberge eggs...
We in Canada's Space Force wish you all a happy and safe Easter. We also hope you've saved up through the year to buy some eggs to paint...
Fluffnuts deserves love too!
For #NationalPetDay, we'd like to share our appreciation for the official pet of the Cosmic Canuck Corps... Fluffnuts. Fluffnuts is our resident Tribble, and enjoys chortling, squeaking, and exploring the ventilation system. Tribbles are not dangerous... they're just incredibly prolific.
We heard these were trending back on that bird site.. So to any Canadians out there... What do Trump and Scarborough have in common?
Trump announced his moronicus magnum opus, leading us to ask.. Why only a 10% Tariff on a select few? Let's make a few guesses, yeah? Turkey: He legitimately thinks this is where all turkeys come from. UK: Has golf courses here. Colombia: Doesn't want to make Don Jr. pay more for his cocaine.
#BREAKING Reports are leaking from the White House that Donald Trump is extremely angry. His Executive Order to replace Abraham Lincoln with himself on the Five Dollar bill inadvertently lead to the infamous Colorado Capitol portrait being used.
Great suggestions!
#BREAKING Elon Musk announces a new airline to compliment his fleet of Swasticars. MUSKWAFFE. "Because you can't say Aryan Race without saying Air."
This looks to be the Ibyuk Pingo, located in the Northwest Territories. But as we in Canada's Space Force have come to call it... The Canadian Millennium Falcon. Like... just look at it!
But if he tariffs champaign, what will people pop when Trump finally leaves office?
Deal!
We can at least agree that actions speak louder than words.
We need all the help we can get. Whatever it takes to go back to how it was... Turning away like-minded Americans doesn't help us. Just like how pro-Trump/51st State Canadians exist, Americans who love Canada exist.
Your reply is both justified and counterproductive. It's a legitimate fear that we can and will be invaded. The idea that the strongest army in the world could flood over us is terrifying. At the same time, the ONLY way he will stop is if it comes from within. We need American allies.
That we have! We've been protecting our countries from Cheeto Palpatine and Space Pirates together since 2018!
300 likes? Wowza! Hey MTG.... What's got you down? Keep your chin up! No need to be upset!
Well then. Over 100 likes! Let's add some size, eh?
@canuckcorps.bsky.social My emotional support Canadian from Term One? (They made me a flag.)
We approve. Trump being POTUS doesn't negate that we still have strong bonds of family and friendship across our shared border. So long as it's used by an ally, go ahead and give'r, eh!!
Canadians have begun using #ElbowsUp, a reference to a hockey fighting position where one puts up their elbows in a defensive position with a highly effective counter offensive response. Let's adopt #ElbowsUp as well. We are allies and stand against the same tyrannical despot. 🇨🇦 #AltGov
Clocks forward? Sigh. Fine. We in Canada's Space Force hope you had a wonderful short weekend!
The Cosmic Canuck Corps is the world's most advanced Space Force. One of the perks of joining is getting to know our resident Droid, Chino. Chino makes Tim Hortons Iced Capps. And like any other Timmies employee, he's programmed to mishear your order the first time. We strive for authenticity.
No. That was last spring. We actually visited NASA to discuss space tariffs. So long as we don't charge for Timbits, we can borrow some sugar every now and then from the ISS. Here's a photo of the shuttle's external fuel tank's crotch as proof:
Hello everyone. We apologize for the absence. The Cosmic Canuck Corps Social Media Manager was on an Away Mission for a while, but they're back now. Also, please know that we will not be charging tariffs on any of our memes.
#DYK Orlando: One of the two options for who may be considered the best pilot of the Millennium Falcon.
Our Zamboni has rockets.
Same to you! The U.S. team was on fire! Great hockey tonight.
Shame Trump cursed your team, America. Perhaps you would've won? But no... we're definitely not joining the U.S. now. We're obviously better without. Who'd want to watch Three Nations, anyway? #4Nations
This game is too stressful. Next time, the Cosmic Canuck Corps will host the tournament on the Moon. #4Nations
Meanwhile, in Ontario. #ONStorm
American imports from red states? YOU SHALL NOT PASS! #BuyCanadian
Working on it! Should have a few designs out this year, eh! ;)
The Canadarm is isolated to smaller, non-Spaceforce related tasks. On the other hand (pun intended), the Cosmic Canuck Corps has its own Canadarm that is perfectly designed for all things related to Space Defense. It's called: The Canadappendage! Remember: You can't say Space without saying "Eh".
You're not wrong.
If Trump renames the Gulf of Mexico, we're renaming the Great Lakes. Enjoy: Ontario: Keep it. Huron: We took an internet poll. It's now Lakey McLakeface. Michigan: We felt accuracy should be important here. Superior: Because Canada is Superior. Erie: We love Gord. He deserves nothing less.
There's a lot of talk aboot the asteroid #Apophis. Some people are scared it will hit our planet. As Canada's Space Force, we assure you that you are safe! We have a sophisticated plan involving precision lasers that will ensure the safety of Earth - the only planet with Poutine and Nanaimo Bars.
Facebook is a good way to keep in touch, at the very least. :)
What Bruce Willis does every time he goes out for dinner:
Let's have fun, eh? Marjorie Taylor Greene likes to yell a lot. And since there aren't any alien invasions tonight, we in Canada's Space Force are a bit bored. So for every...say, 100 likes, we'll make MTG's mouth and chin a bit bigger. And trust us: there's space to grow. Enjoy!
#BREAKING Carney is now the leader of the Canadian Liberal party. And despite what Austin Powers may claim, he doesn't have small hands nor does he smell like cabbage.
As many of you may know, today was the annual Cosmic Canuck Corps Antique Market up here on the Moon. There were many great finds, but here is a rare 1970s poster for a documentary on the American healthcare system. Amazing!
These accounts are putting their carreers and safety on the line, and it would appear some are criticizing them for wanting to take the weekend off for some badly needed downtime? Really? If they need downtime to recoup after literally being on the front lines, I think they've more than earned it.
I'm sorry, guys. I posted a message about using the weekend to find some self care, visit a friend or library - that kind of thing. The attached image was a funny star wars ai sent from a follower. Apparently, per the comments, we're expected to fight 28 hours a day. 1/4
Meanwhile, in Canada:
#BREAKING It's a girl! Congratulations to the U.S.A. for their exorbitant amount of female births! Although Trump has single-handedly made the male gender effectively extinct, at least now you can say that you've finally officially elected your first woman president! Congrats to Madame President!
As Canada's Space Force, we sadly can't do much aboot Billionaires throwing around Nazi salutes. To him, it's claimed it's him "giving his heart", but won't acknowledge the damage it does through associating with Nazis. But in a unfathomable level of ironic self-unawareness, Elon posts this today:
True. Though, we're not sure if Doug also has more than enough to eat at home..
Done.
#BREAKING Donald Trump creates an External Revenue Service to collect tarrifs from Americans. Because, despite his voters' collective misunderstanding, that's how tarrifs actually work.
Doug Ford wears a CANADA IS NOT FOR SALE, and he means it! ...unless it's the Greenbelt. ...or if it's a corrupt real estate developer that has him in their pocket.
Did you know? If you have a clear sky, tonight you can look up and see the Moon eclipse Mars! If you don't have a clear sky, then perhaps you should've visited us up in space, eh? Like seriously.. you'll drive 4 hours to go camping, but won't go just 100kms up into space? Seriously. Tsk tsk.
As Canada's Space Force, it's safe for us to assume that Canada and Denmark would much rather join together to be their own country before considering joining Trump's America.
Trudeau resigned as Prime Minister of Canada, so what are our thoughts? Well.. 1. The CCC will continue to operate, so please don't worry aboot alien anal probes. 2. People with F🍁CK Trudeau flags and stickers will need to reevaluate their persona. 3. Hopefully @seanfraser.bsky.social will step up?
NASA wouldn't let us use the JWST, so we had to resort to the BCST: Betty Crocker Space Telescope.
You're right. There's nothing some ketchup can't help with though..
#BREAKING After a geological survey, Cosmic Canuck Corps scientists have discovered that rather than rock, cheese, or bbq spare-ribs, the Moon is actually made of a giant cake pop. Forks are being distributed while we discuss the long-term implications on space tourism of this delicious discovery.
Dear Bluesky: We have big plans for 2025! You can expect more updates on Space Defense, rogue asteroid forecasts, Space Pirate arrests, possibly some swag, and even a few unfunny memes aboot the Cosmic Canuck Corps. There's nothing funny aboot Space Defense, eh! Love you all! Happy New Year!
You too! :)
Mr. Claus has entered Canadian airspace. Welcome to Labrador City, Sir. @canuckcorps.bsky.social will keep things clear.
Sorry. Rogue dumpter droids is becoming more of an issue.
Since NORAD is following Santa as he crosses Canada, the Cosmic Canuck Corps will provide orbital protection from all space threats. As with years prior, @altspaceforce1.bsky.social will be covering the USA. No Martian Grinch will steal THIS Christmas! Operation Space #SantaTracker is a go, eh!
Pick a vowel.
As Canada's Space Force, we protect Canada from Space threats. With that said, it's hard to pass up on a bad pun or dad joke. So, what should the headline be for Trump reportedly crapping himself when visiting Notre Dame? "Holy shit"? "Merde-a-lago"? "Trump's favourite part of church: Depends."?
Donald Trump releases his new book and already misspells "Grift" in the announcement.
Oh that? Space Force. Totally their drones. They're jealous that they don't have any actual space ships like we do in the CCC, so they're trying to make themselves relavent down near the surface. Don't fall for it!
Hello space tourists! If ever visiting Mars, remember to pop by our orbital Tim Hortons! The menu forever includes the Walnut Crunch and English Toffee, and we've gone 8 days without accidentally giving out Tribbles in our Timbit boxes. Yay us! Also pop by our Cosmic Canuck Corps Gift Shop!
Let's just leave this Republican vs Democrat county map here, shall we?
Fun fact: Many of the solar system's asteroids look like Timbits. Coincidence? We know it isn't.
Space Pirates aren't just going to arrest themselves...
To all our friend south of the border, Happy Thanksgiving! As our gift to you, we'll extend our space protection over your country so you can relax this weekend. No rogue asteroids or alien invasions on our watch! Well.. maybe except for a little area near Palm Beach.
Celsius. Great question though! Ever since the Metric Wars between Venus and Mars back in 1976, the rest of the solar system happens to use Celsius. ...aside from the 6 or so countries on Earth that do, for whatever reasons.
THAT... or you simply just love Canada's Space Force? :)
I guess I love the Cosmic Canuck Corps.
Ditto!
Dear Space Tourists, If you plan on visiting us on the Moon, please remember to dress appropriately for the weather. This week's weather is a bit nippy, but there's plenty of sunshine and not a cloud in the sky. There are chances of a solar storm, so remember to bring your best space toque, eh!
What do your eyes say aboot you, eh?
“Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours”
I have never hated four men on sight more than I hate these four men. Assholes.
