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Captain Pooky

@captainpooky.bsky.social

Gamer, Geek, Cook, and Reader of books. I post a lot about Lego sets I enjoy and the recipes I am making. Probably a witch. She/her

created July 23, 2023

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Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

KISSINGER!!! HE WENT WITH OPERATION CONDOR KISSINGER??? THAT KISSINGER???

24/9/2025, 1:05:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I HAVEN'T DONE THE SET MYSELF, BUT HERE IS A LINK IN CASE ANYONE WITH BOAT AND LEGO SPECIAL INTERESTS IS IN NEED OF A GOOD TIME!!!

24/9/2025, 12:37:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I ONLY MENTION THIS AS BOOZYS ORIGINAL POST REFERENCED DAN AYKROYD WHO IS PRETTY FAMOUSLY AUTISTIC!!!

24/9/2025, 12:30:12 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

AS LONG AS WE'RE GOING OFF ABOUT AUTISM AND SPECIAL INTERESTS, BOOZY DID YOU KNOW LEGO MAKES A STEAMBOAT SET?

24/9/2025, 12:28:53 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ms. Allegra D. Cherry Blossom 🌸🤧😭 (@allegrablossom.bsky.social) reposted

Here's hoping this somehow closes the portal to hell that opened up when he came down that escalator in 2015. 🤞🏾😒

23/9/2025, 11:39:04 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

When you're done with train watching, let me know if you need recommendations on Lego sets.

24/9/2025, 12:08:07 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I know she follows me too, so Hibiscus, Bamboo, and the 3 bonsai trees. Also order from Lego directly because the reward system is worth it even though the free shipping takes a bit longer.

23/9/2025, 11:46:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, does she need more botanical recommendations?? Because I have some!!!

23/9/2025, 11:42:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you @themckenziest.gay for my latest way of announcing my Lego set updates!!!

23/9/2025, 11:36:22 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Forgot to preface that today's Lego T-Rex announcement is brought to you by autism!!!

23/9/2025, 11:35:40 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Lego T-Rex just needs to be assembled!!!

23/9/2025, 11:32:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

GUYS GUYS, GUYS, I HAVE A T-REX!!!

23/9/2025, 11:31:44 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, this was an excellent read. Hope you enjoy

23/9/2025, 11:27:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Girl, support your local bookstore over Amazon. Looks like this one has it and in your area.

23/9/2025, 11:22:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet your local indie book store could special order it for you if you don't want to go through amazon.

23/9/2025, 11:17:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

And I actually thought of you while I was reading it for the same reason you mentioned above.

23/9/2025, 11:01:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I got it off Amazon, but yeah, history of toxicology and its evolution from quackery to actual evidence based science. Plus, the author is on here and pretty active.

23/9/2025, 10:59:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

She even breaks down the chemistry between the different types of bootleg gin and their effects. I'm not kidding. This is a perfect ride for you

23/9/2025, 10:58:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Ma'am, please read this book it is right up your alley.

23/9/2025, 10:56:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ceej (@ceej.online) reposted reply parent

CHOTINER: But you’ve had romantic entanglements in the past. For instance, Lucy Westenra? DRACULA: Tragic case. The poor girl. CHOTINER: Died of acute blood loss, I believe? DRACULA: Attacked by a wolf, I think. CHOTINER: You can turn into a wolf, right? DRACULA: That’s right. CHOTINER: Thank you.

2/5/2024, 2:18:44 AM | 779 132 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture blueskyjism (@hoovybaby.bsky.social) reposted

CHOTINER: You recently wrote “It’s So OVer.” Can you elaborate? ME: Yes. Of course. By writing that, I sought to diagnose and provoke a conversation about the current moment. CHOTINER: But a few days later you wrote “We’re So Back.” Can you explain the contradiction? ME: Yeah well uhh you see—

23/9/2025, 10:27:16 PM | 281 36 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Amazing!!!

23/9/2025, 10:11:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys.net) reposted

The world may be terrifying, but some things you can rely on. It’s officially decorative gourd season, and we have a new mug. Blammo. store.mcsweeneys.net/t/categories...

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22/9/2025, 1:26:24 PM | 252 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ed Zitron (@edzitron.com) reposted

shut the fuck up god damn i'm so sick of everybody just quoting this guy as he tells ridiculous lies again and again

23/9/2025, 2:36:34 PM | 1615 183 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 💀sssspoooOOOOoookika💀 (@the17thqueen.bsky.social) reposted

guys charlie was just raptured early, it's ok

23/9/2025, 5:15:13 AM | 22 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted

Happy Bisexual Visibility Day to all the bisexuals who did not get raptured.

23/9/2025, 12:33:40 PM | 876 282 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Same friend, hey, can you check if my collar is straight?

Lily from Legend in her black darkness outfit with a sash of diamonds.
23/9/2025, 12:10:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) reposted

Love to take medical advice from people who can’t even pronounce the names of medicines.

23/9/2025, 11:52:46 AM | 1040 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

BRB, going to lay out some clothes and shoes with pieces of dry ice in them around town...

23/9/2025, 12:05:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Claire Willett (@clairewillett.bsky.social) reposted

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

22/9/2025, 10:35:17 PM | 3490 800 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture James W (@omgmorejames.bsky.social) reposted

“I’m joining the war on Autism, on the side of Autism” meme with Cyclops from Xmen edited ij
22/9/2025, 10:16:12 PM | 1087 295 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Pod - short, gender neutral, encourages you to keep your ooze together.

23/9/2025, 11:36:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

This one time, I think we should let her cook and see where it goes... like for science....

22/9/2025, 11:44:18 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I admit I was worried.

22/9/2025, 11:43:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Darth, my friend, all proper curry wurst comes with fries.

22/9/2025, 11:37:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Cont: People may get very sick and possibly die from eating the shit sandwich, but at least they won't die autistic.

22/9/2025, 11:33:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Cont: we also found that pregnant women also avoid eating shit sandwiches while pregnant, but they take Tylenol and also are contributing to this autism "problem"

22/9/2025, 11:31:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Cont: There is a concerning number of people who avoid eating shit sandwiches who are also autistic and we should consider that when it comes to the shit tainted sandwich.

22/9/2025, 11:30:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

WAPO, NYT and the Atlantic: We were all told that eating a sandwich that contained human feces was detrimental to our health, but we tried one anyway and were pleasantly surprised by the flavor.

22/9/2025, 11:27:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Do it and report back. Even if he doesn't know off the top of his head, I bet he knows someone who does!!!

22/9/2025, 11:16:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I have met 2 pianists, 2 flutists, a violin player, and a cellist who all went off about how much they hate that guy and why.

22/9/2025, 11:09:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

If you know any music majors in your life, ask them about John Williams and prepare to go down a rabbit hole with an hour long rant.

22/9/2025, 11:05:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I have friends who are a part of symphonies, and a number of them at one point in their education wrote a thesis on why John Williams sucks because he steals. It's pretty well known among classically trained musicians.

22/9/2025, 10:57:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Like a whole bunch of parents looked at their kids and equated it to having cancer because they were mildly inconvenienced at having to understand autism...

22/9/2025, 10:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

One thing I really hate is how parents looked at their autistic kids and instead of learning to love and understand them for the way they are they just said, well how do we prevent this for other parents.

22/9/2025, 10:51:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ayo (@darrylayo.bsky.social) reposted

Autism doesn’t need to be cured. If anything, non-autism needs to be cured

22/9/2025, 10:47:48 PM | 54 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture illumi (@vinnievinson.bsky.social) reposted

me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines

The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones
22/9/2025, 8:55:17 PM | 7466 1854 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

*sprayed not sprain

22/9/2025, 10:39:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh man, wait until she learns about how everyone gets sprain with different colors of gatorade and comes out of the show looking like they took a bath in a rainbow. She's going to lose her mind.

22/9/2025, 10:38:18 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

John Williams is a dick who steals from other conposers.

22/9/2025, 10:33:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

Funeral Director: So here is the itinerary of the funeral, including a list of all the speakers and music selections. Them: Where are the fireworks? Funeral Director: The what now? Them: The fireworks that go off before each speaker presents. Funeral Director: I'll make some calls....

22/9/2025, 10:21:51 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sophie Carr (@sophiecarr.bsky.social) reposted

As autumn approaches I'm going to miss my visits to #RichmondPark - I could still drive out there, but a bit far away. It is a bit of a magical place. Photo taken in December 2022.

A stag (male deer) with big antlers stands looking off to the side. It's foggy and he's between large bare tree trunks. Autumnal brown leaf litter lies at his feet.
22/9/2025, 10:09:12 PM | 267 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

Me whenever I get a new Lego set.

22/9/2025, 10:12:32 PM | 42 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

The usual, someone made a prediction of the rapture that went viral, and the Evangelicals are prepping for it.

22/9/2025, 4:03:39 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Like he chewed on the Playstation controller while I was trying to watch Hellraiser V and I'm pretty sure he'll do it again

21/9/2025, 10:37:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I want to get one for my cat but I think he would just bap at it or try to eat it.

21/9/2025, 10:34:30 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I am not a sweet person but I cave to Baklava every God damn time.

21/9/2025, 10:30:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

It's true because he does have weird things he won't bend on but he also sucks so of this did happen every Iowan would be like, yeah he's just like that, good luck.

21/9/2025, 10:30:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) reposted

So: Fascism is bad The First Amendment is good Genocide is an actual fucking crime And also: It's appalling to be in 2025 where each of these is not, in fact, taken as part of the baseline shared reality anymore

21/9/2025, 8:13:33 PM | 3272 496 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine the perfect croissant bit it's triangular shapped and filled with sweetness and drizzled in honey but the flakiness is still there.

21/9/2025, 10:23:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

The Gyros is also excellent as well but the Baklava comes tenderly wrapped with love in parchment paper and is drizzled with the perfect amount of honey and sweet filling stuffed in that filo dough.

21/9/2025, 10:17:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

There is an excellent Gyros place in town that had 6 items on their menu and its George's Best Gyros (Not the burger place) and their Baklava is to die for.

21/9/2025, 10:11:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Like Grassley would suck as a president and weirdly enough be an improvement because he has weird niche interests that he won't be deterred from.

21/9/2025, 9:19:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Racism but on the left has always been what Bill is best at.

21/9/2025, 9:11:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

The one with the pears!!!!

21/9/2025, 8:45:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

And it was so good. Shaped right with some salt, perfectly soft and didn't know about adding Nacho cheese until I came to the states.

21/9/2025, 8:44:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

There is an art and a flick of the wrist to get a perfect pretzel shape. It made me appreciate cooking and baking. I nailed it as a 2nd grader, and I wish I had a photo of that pretzel, but there were no smartphones, so I ate it.

21/9/2025, 8:43:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

The best most educational field trip I ever had was visiting a German bakery

21/9/2025, 8:41:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

If you ever find yourself at the Oktoberfest, the key to buying the best large soft pretzel is to make sure the stand is nowhere near the fried fish stand. Unless you like you're bread flavored with fried fish.

21/9/2025, 8:38:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I grew up in what was West Germany at the time when I first moved there so I am very curious about the BrĂśtchen and the soft pretzel. One of my field trips as a kid was a German bakery do this is exciting!!!

21/9/2025, 8:31:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh My God there's an entire recipe on BrĂśtchen!!!!

21/9/2025, 8:28:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Egg sandwiches!!!

21/9/2025, 8:26:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Pizza crust....

21/9/2025, 8:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly that energy

21/9/2025, 8:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

I broke down and finally bought the @mostlybree.kitrocha.com recommended focaccia cook book and I have plans!!!

21/9/2025, 8:23:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I recall meeting him a handful of times and thinking he was too nice to be a cop and then this happened long after I had stopped working there.

21/9/2025, 8:16:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm pretty sure the staff at the Co-op bought him his coffee that day because good for you man. Go live a better life. Coffee is on us.

21/9/2025, 8:14:36 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh....my...god...

21/9/2025, 7:54:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Azure (@aguyuno.bsky.social) reposted

I found it. The greatest video ever made. I will take no further questions

21/9/2025, 7:48:08 PM | 203 64 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End scene Sao Feng: Drop your weapons or I kill the man Captain Barbossa: Kill him, he's not our man.
21/9/2025, 7:51:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

And that's his goto when people smarter than him say something he can't argue his way out of. He just flippantly dismisses them he did the same thing with Ice Cube

21/9/2025, 7:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

And the actor actually gave a really good answer and responded with the same way that water can take on 3 different forms and still be water and Bill couldn't argue with that answer and then later in the van while driving away decided it was horseshit.

21/9/2025, 7:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I remember seeing his documentary Religulous when it came out and there's a part where he was asking the actor who played Jesus in that weird Christian theme park how God could embody the father son and holy spirit.

21/9/2025, 7:47:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope more cops quit there jobs because they went to therapy.

21/9/2025, 7:40:37 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Guy showed his true colors after 9/11.

21/9/2025, 7:34:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

It was always weird because he would come in and was super nice to the staff but everyone gave him the side eye because cop. And then one say he walked in looking super happy and told us it was because he quit the force and was going to therapy.

21/9/2025, 7:30:35 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

Occasionally I think about that former cop who casually walked into the Co-op one morning and told everyone he had quit the force at the advice of his therapist and I hope he's doing okay.

21/9/2025, 7:28:06 PM | 28 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

We don't have a nearby ocean or forest I can walk into so sorry local farmer you're going to have to live with the fact that I have left the world to live in your corn field.

21/9/2025, 7:24:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

If you cancel him for this instead of when he dropped the N word and then argued with Ice Cube about it I am going to have to lie down in a corn field and never return to society.

21/9/2025, 7:23:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Well damn. He's actually good to service workers which is usually a good litmus test for people but then again Grassley is a terrible senator who doesn't mind vacuuming so 🤷‍♀️

21/9/2025, 7:15:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

Got a link?

21/9/2025, 7:09:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I just looked and ugh. I liked him for our free bus system but uh if you're going to help affordable housing through supporting mobile home system you need to rethink your life.

21/9/2025, 7:08:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

Please do not create a scenario where Bill Maher joins the resistance I am begging you!!!

21/9/2025, 7:00:59 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

What did he do? I run into him at the 1st Ave Hyvee occasionally. He always seemed nice.

21/9/2025, 6:58:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

That's fine, He doesn't deserve to meet Beth.

21/9/2025, 6:50:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social)

The idea of Grassley being president is funny to me because I'm pretty sure even Stephen Miller would quit because Chuck is the kind of guy who would just ramble on about corn and soy bean sales and Miller would be like can you please for 5 minutes focus on the fascist agenda as originally planned.

21/9/2025, 6:42:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I wish I still had the screen shot because it was pretty amazing.

21/9/2025, 6:33:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet he would vacuum the oval office with Beth. I could totally see him doing that.

21/9/2025, 6:22:55 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

My favorite posts are the ones about his vacuum cleaner named Beth

21/9/2025, 6:20:47 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Captain Pooky (@captainpooky.bsky.social) reply parent

No one tell the British when they did to Princess Diana.

21/9/2025, 6:19:00 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view