Rule of 3 time
Rule of 3 time
It's neither good nor has it really been around that long and it's already getting measurable results in stupifying
OP is the same "if you can't be the biggest you're worthless" brain poison that's ruining everything
Wow I forgot he existed
"Not to be THAT guy but hello, my name is Ryan"
Chicago is full of Oasis, My Chemical Romance, and Yankees fans
But what is Blue sky but a garage chute for invasive thoughts
I hated you thinking it too
He looks like his wife is standing behind home plate holding up evidence of an affair
I'm not sure if you're right but as someone who never buys popcorn and always gets Raisinettes, who am I to judge
But has he considered how high the margins are on it
Carrie Underwood voice
A tragedy in 7 words
Is it on sale
Checkers most of all
That's the new amber alert
They only feel comfortable talking about like 2 issues, and this is their auto response to everything else
I really hate his Uncle Fester voice
They're in way too deep financially. Their only job is to prevent pro Palestine politicians from gaining power; if that means losing to Republicans that probably works for aipac.
Some of them might have been aligned with their voters years ago, but now it's just a brand they built. There's also a whole bunch of Col. Cathcarts from Catch-22. No actual principles, and paralyzed into inaction because they can't predict how people will react. Feather in the cap or a black eye?
Kendra, hog version
It strikes me as something that has suffered under the weight of how much it's grown in the Internet age. With all the competition for clicks, the easiest way to get them is to write simple, fawning reviews of popular artists.
It's just a question of who gets bailed out, the ai businesses themselves or the VC firms
Just got home from the Eric Adams scavenger hunt. We had to find 300 children’s teeth hidden in the alley behind Zero Bond, and use them to build “an electric chair for rats.” The winners got to keep the teeth. I hate this city.
Betty Boop-ass chicken
It's like "Smells Like Nirvana" but by accident
GET WELL SOON! VOTE FOR JUNE!
Thank you 7-11 for being open and selling me a gas station lunch at 1:30
Money is apparently worse for you than cigarettes, and maybe even lead
Rat? You know he's getting the finger guns
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That's what m'lord is short for
He ceremonially applies the first lipstick to Andrew Tate
If you think of magic as a placeholder explanation for a process that people know happens but don't know why, this would explain the resurgence of magical thinking.
I think that a lot of problems come down to the fact that more and more people do not understand how anything works, and would rather pretend it's simple than learn the truth (if they even could)
I think it's fair to wonder which side of WW2 the US would have been on if the market hadn't crashed
That's the big C: Computerism
"it's cool to follow the rules!"
Aka butter
Slammin Sammy
This man guessed right once
Are you going to challenge them to a race
"Remember, son: we're all villains in someone's eyes"
Playing a version of sad trombone every time he arrives somewhere
None of them would be involved if there weren't so much money in it
I think we tend to underestimate how often we're being put in unfamiliar situations for the first 30 years of our lives. Eventually you've been around enough that you mostly feel like you know what's going on.
Yeah I thought of it as just a quip but then tested it and it's pretty darn close
"everything is a distraction unless it's an issue on which we have a message that does well in a bipartisan focus group"
They're all dead so he must be pretty lonely
Venting is cathartic but it's also a way that you can normalize irrational complaints. It's the difference between letting off steam about problems that are out of your control vs complaining about the unpleasant things that make what you want possible.
2.7% per month
More and more people are doing the Rovell "but this is tremendous content"
"James Urbaniak"
@kendrawcandraw.bsky.social you should be Blanka
Silk gi
Working on the KNIFE WOUNDS
Not necessarily in that order
MARIAH'S ON
At some point you have to choose between what you accomplish and how you accomplish it
If he's still alive I'll do it now
I have been exiled from Flavortown
Reliving their eighth grade field trip
Queens of the Stone Age's If Only is as much the greatest song ever written as the day it was written
Clout points baby
I remember finishing college and everyone saying "don't worry, that's just the wishlist, they'll settle for much less" and I've largely found that to be true, except where I work now which has the worst hr department in history
One of these days you will actually tell me when you're going to Wisconsin
A knight who is obsessed with elaborately decorative but also deadly codpieces
China Mieville ending when
It's a non-trivial part of my job but I also actually do stuff so I don't need to be checking on everyone constantly.
It seems like an increasingly large part of the workforce are people whose job is to get someone else to do something, and this is the only way they can make it look like they're working.
It keeps happening to my parents bridge group
More broadly, they want a simple answer to their problems with an obvious solution, and there's nothing simpler than "it was that guy, let's get him!"
Venn diagram is a circle
Respectable Platün
Launching Pumpkins
Erect Bizkit
They're not building anything just breaking things
What does it mean about how they see actual people they talk to
He's getting interventioned in the replies
"You CAN have it all!"
That place? The @defector.com comments
It's a bonus
For speed
Young man take a look at my life, you'll be a lot like meeeeee I need to be in bed by 11 regularly Just one look in my eyes and you can tell I'm sleepy
💙💙💙💙💙
Young man, look at my life, I'm a lot like you'll beeeeeeee
Bucolic (adj): to cough frequently but also only want to eat chocolate
I will accept $10000 to take it from you
He'd be suing so many people right now
To be human is to learn by interacting with your environment, but with that much money your environment, including and especially the people, are all fake.
He's a lot of people's "eh fine" but he doesn't do anything to make anyone WANT him
Ewer'n one, ew, lose one
Bridge Troll Capitalism: taking control of a critical avenue of life so you can hold everyone hostage with it
