Anyone going up in The Rapture tomorrow who wants to give me their Le Creuset collection and $5M? š£ļøYOU CANāT TAKE IT WITH YOU
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Anyone going up in The Rapture tomorrow who wants to give me their Le Creuset collection and $5M? š£ļøYOU CANāT TAKE IT WITH YOU
You are preaching!
This looks incredible, sheās modeling down to her tiptoes
You find you a few sub-genres that you dig, and BOOM youāre just reading because you know how. Just a little literacy treat
You guys look cute!
Iām never going to be able to settle with the idea that she was just shoved into the golf course, thatās so psychotic to me
They put an upside down K on the scoreboard one time and I got infuriated because I just know they made that up to piss me off
Any kind of survivalist skill in a wild setting. If I get dropped into the desert, thatās exactly where yāall can hold the memorial. I literally canāt figure out how to evaporate my pee to make drinking water, Iād rather just turn into a human prune
There isnāt a link, but even if there were Iād absolutely prefer to have my loved ones who have autism over losing them to polio or measles anyway. How did autism become the boogeyman in all of this? These kids deserve better
Iām going to have to get a dvd player again, things are getting out of hand
Is twinkies a new slang I donāt understand, or is this sentence as stupid as I think?
Now where is Jonathan Taylor Thomas when we need him, somebody get him on the line
Airplane etiquette has completely vanished and I hate that for us, because why are you eating smelly foods and talking full volume to your row mates????ā½
I tried to find that little pencil drawing of the roof on the house being lifted so he could float away from the last rapture discussion and all the results are stupid AI. Canāt even keep our crappy memes *deep frown*
Somebody stole my trashcan out of my office. How did I discover this? I just threw a tissue on the floor
Itās annoying because I canāt be mad at anyone but myself, I hate when Iām my own villain
Not me having the yogurt and Iām all out of granola. I need to get my shit together
If you like historical fiction, Iām going to recommend The Darwin Conspiracy by John Darnton
There are lots of us amateur growers on here. If you get started and have questions, everyone Iāve interacted with has been very friendly and supportive
It only took me 20 years, but I finally got one of my sisters on board with a group tattoo. I donāt have that kind of time to get the other one. Might have to just kidnap her
Itās the swift pivot of āaināt nobody looking at you, they might beā because honestly they lookie loos can get on š
My favorite part of all of this was that he was specifically and seriously talking to and addressing the character Murphy Brown
Girl, I didnāt even find out until I developed the film. If I had known then, idk if Iād be excited to recommend it š
Oh shoot, last one: Boulders Beach because you can see the penguins that sound like donkeys! I liked that too
I second this! The safari is so cool, and I say that as someone who was slightly stalked by a wild boarā¦which was my fault for not keeping my head on a swivel
If you can book the travel, itās worth it to travel to the Cape of Good Hope and Table Mountain just to go there once. Really beautiful scenery there
I stayed in a prison hotel because they reformed their justice system, which led me to do the same in Switzerland years later. Thereās the Old Slave Tree Memorial that marks the spot of the original auction location that was emotional for me. Oh, watch out for the baboons!
I went to SA for a month a long time ago, back in May 2004. I visited Cape Town, Johannesburg, and Durbin and my favorite was Durbin as a beach town. Enjoyed Cape Town though
I fell asleep on the patio and my dog stayed outside and napped next to me to look after me, my bodyguard stays looking out for me. Time for a spoon of peanut butter to say āthanksā
Oh boy! Get in your last scrolls folks. Big yikes
Itās a recurring problem that needs a solution, why canāt AI work on this!!ā½????
I cut my finger trying to separate some frozen chicken burgers. š£ļøSunday is canceled!
Oh, I understand! A really bad right ankle sprain in 5th grade permanently causes issues on occasion. Technically, nothing is āwrongā but if I try to unexpectedly sprint across the street without a stretch/warm up and itās messed up for a few days
Everybody having that one tricky body part is causing me distress, why does one part always have to make commotionā½
Itās the unexpected torso twist with the slipping thatāll do me in, I still work on those muscle cramps after my car was totaled in January 2024 when someone lost control on the ice and cause my collision spin out
Hilariously rude thought exercise, because I am shocked and appalled at the idea. Iām gonna give myself 90 days with physical therapy and yoga, maybe 6 months if I raw dog my recovery
I appreciate the follow up
Seeing Aāja next to her bb boyfriend lets me know how ridiculous Shaq is, like why tf did he keep trying to date women who are short by any measure? Could have slid his number to an Olympic volleyball star or something
Watching my pop culture references become historical viewpoints is pissing me off! Iām about to start asking them if they know what āEast Germanyā means
Whatās the trap part? Sin? š
An independent vendor was selling this super cute cloak and he kept cautioning me that Iād have to size up because it runs āreally really small.ā I needed to go up 2 sizes and I guess he loses customers who donāt want to do that. We live in an odd society, but EYE am going to look great this Fall!
Congratulations to you both!
Incredible to live in a time when groups of people have shown they are willing to cold cut ābelovedā brands and see another one pop up to yell āI, too would like to ruin my customerās goodwillā on the assumption theyāre indispensable. I guess, they all want to know how far is too farā¦
Took the kiddo to a college soccer game and ate some concessions
I take myself out and have A TIME
Dear Reader, this is how I mistook BIA for M.I.A. and I now realize I need to update my pop culture references. I do not know this girl at all
Do not skeet another piece of news without a verified primary source, and I mean it! Also, ankle socks and skinny jeans are great
Of all the things I imagined about āthe futureā I never thought how mundane and ridiculous some of the innovations would beā¦kind of a let down
Does the fridge self stock with groceries? Iām so confused about this
This summer when I got COVID boosters for me and the kiddo, some people I knew asked why and I told them I was worried about future restrictions to access. You know, for every time I was told Iām overreacting and called an alarmist for the last decade I have been right
Iām not going to let the typos win
She wants me to quit my job so bad š
Making sure that N was between those 2 Ks lets me know this man is conscientiously with the shits š«°š½š«°š½
I have an inkling that someone might be jealous that Iām working on my laptop. Itās just a hunch though
I donāt think so, I think itās an orphan single
This woman soared so that Niecy Nash could burst through the stratosphere. Love her down and Hollywood owes her more than they know
I like starting my morning off with some strong cussing
Yesterday, a colleague was telling us story about his brother. He described his height and weight which is very much the opposite of his stature. So, I blurt out āoh, youāre like the Danny DeVito to his Arnold Schwarzeneggerā In the light of day, I think I might owe him an apology š¤Ø
I call him āThe Worst Chrisā š I now have a The Worst Jimmy
I feel insane for even needing to say āI like listening to people and not robotsā
I wish Bongos was added to Am I The Drama, I still listen to that song on my workout playlist
I really wish I could opt out of all of this. I like to listen to audiobooks on my commute and Iāll return the book to the library if itās narrated by AI. I should be able to avoid this and exclusively support human artists. Iām sick of all of this. Whose voices did they steal/compile to make this?
I had my car visor facing the wrong way this morning because the sun position has adjusted. I sighed so loudly at the realization
Not us getting sea sick!
I had to put aquaphor on my eyelids because I rubbed them in my sleep and have a tiny scratch on them. Thatās the most āhow the hell did you do thatā problem Iāve ever experienced
Big āan ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cureā energy around these parts
This explanation makes me feel like I had my actual crisis during ages 38-40 š Itās okay, itāll just be a nice vacation
What did you decide to do?
A small gift of $2M would heal me right now
It really makes me so emotional to know heās trying to voluntarily hang out with me amongst his friends
My son asked if Iād chaperone a travel trip for a class, I think he thinks Iām a cool mom š„¹
I have to eat a pear, LIKE A NERD
Like, why be so ambitious at a time such as this???ā½!!!
Healthy me did the grocery shopping again and I donāt have any fun snacks. I hate when I have these internal struggles
Weāve decided 45 is the perfect age because weāll be young enough to enjoy our choice, in case youāre curious about how itās going
Iāve been polling my friends on what and when we should schedule a midlife crisis and I kinda feel like weāre both doing it perfectly and completely wrong
And that lady chose the bear!!
Itās getting absurd atp
Oh my god
lol, Iām just popping over to agree. Carrie thought because she had more partners and was outspoken, that made her more adventurous. Charlotte was with the shits, she was just more private about it. She was a super freak in her little twin sets š
I think about this so much, itās one of the issues that keeps me awake at night
I have been having such weird dreams. Last night I was about people stuck out in the water in a little inflatable boat and Jackie Robinson jumped in, swam out to them, then pulled the raft to safety. Then someone invited me to learn to play dungeons & dragons. Idk what my brain is doing overnight
That bell pepper looks so nice
There are so many stupid things happening simultaneously, I feel too tired to really absorb new information this week. Guess Iāll plan my outfit for work tomorrow
This map let me know Iām greedy, all I could say was āNOT Aā
Thatās chaotic af, I cannot believe she threw herself into that discussion
Mums are perennials? I had no idea
Iāve read this book š
I have never heard anyone say it this way š A hot mess is like a messy person with an adrenaline shot, extra messy if you will
In āIāll just do it myselfā news, I repainted my front porch yesterday. Trim, tread and allā¦sometimes you just gotta refresh your curb appeal
Every time I see a pansy, I think about Alice In Wonderland
Oh! This 4th shot, she deserves it all
Dang, this garden is really ramping up production. Tomatoes and cucumbers couldnāt wait for the overnight temperatures to cool off
Everybody gotta hunker down and cry, no parties allowed on their watch
I keep asking everyone around me: doesnāt it feel very 2007/2008 around here, economically?
I donāt buy toothpaste crazy often because I have a small household. So, yesterday I bought 2 tubes in a buy 1, get one 25% sale. At the register I get a coupon that expires next week for $2 off oral health care. I only have so many teeth, just give me $2 off anything in the store
āØRSVPāØ I already started gardening, so Iāve got some useful skill sets, if we doing tiny homes I want my bed on the floor and not up in a loft
A call to disregard financial transparency that needed to be put in place after a global market crash is a vv alarming statement and should be treated as such
Pop quiz: do you know why businesses do quarterly reporting? Answer: The Great Depression legacy legislation Sections 13 & 15 of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934 mandate Form 10-Q to be filed by publicly traded corporations with the US Securities and Exchange Commission
She has been so fun to watch on screen and she is so unexpectedly emotional in some scenes, I feel the exact same way