PlasticManifesto

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Only if you play with my ass

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Let’s play with it together

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna go hiking 🥵

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I see what I’m playing with while you —

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Fucking beautiful

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

🥵

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Happy Labor Day.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

👀👀🥵

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🥵

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I swear I’m going to go one of these years.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Also the food you’re holding 

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Need another?

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I wanna be between them

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Pro tip: if you go to bed horny then you’ll wake up also horny

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Coyote is the best. I love their singlets and underwear so much, I’ve got that whole varsity set!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Hello from House in the Park

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Fucking stud!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Any Atlanta ooms heading to House in the Park?

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my god me too. I could do a whole bottle myself in a night and not have any issue. Now half a glass and I get a headache an hour later

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

What a stud 🫦

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m taking it to the base

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

My boy

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I don’t think I’ve ever run to a post so fast in my life

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

🥵 when I say I need you biblically

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Feel free to send me the pics first to review or something

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

One million percent correct

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh stop it you 😌

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what you can touch it too

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh fun! We did this from Vancouver to Banff and it was a fucking delight.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Lmao

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

You first!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

You can look at mine any time. Hey, you know what? You can even touch it 😌

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Everyone needs to remember we can’t have nice things!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reposted

It’s leg day so put yours on my shoulders

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How does it feel to be SO HOT

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Take them off I’m trying to see something

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I’d love to try

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👀👀🫦

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🥵

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

And still is 🥵

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ll need to see it irl next

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hey

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I got you

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

A boy and his belt

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

It’s leg day so put yours on my shoulders

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Babe

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

An absolute babe. Also giving big Steve Lombard vibes 🫦

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

On my knees praying of course

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

A god damn bakery

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

lol, lmao even

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Even google was like "no tops dont wear cros you like a lil finger in the butt"

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

im cumming either way

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Google says stop bullying me for my top crocs.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s an option?!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s a keeper. Marry him.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

The Boo Berry Crocs stay on during sex

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean this with all my heart please *** in my *****

gg (@ggold328.bsky.social) reposted

uhhhh

Justin 💁🏻‍♂️ (@justinsufferable.bsky.social) reposted

I simultaneously like Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift slander

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Problem has been rectumfied

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Call me Papa Smurf

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

They can go back in the closet

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Oh no. Woke up h-word.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

...a politician's drunk wife stumbling into the boiler and having a three-way tango with two coal shovelers. The final act was all of the characters in rowboats as the ship sank. 1500 people dies for us to be able to watch that. It was. Insane.

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...but the MOST INSANE number was a FOUR PART Titanic piece which started with women in pastel outfits boarding the ship. The second number was about these world-famous lingerie models having a lingerie party in the ball room. The third act was about...

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

About 8 years ago scott and I went to Vegas for his birthday. We saw one of the last shows of Jubilee, the last old school topless showgirl review. The show had remained unchanged since it was written in the 80s. There were some crazy numbers, like a Sampson and Delihla one...

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It transforms into a smaller, more compact robot

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I need a whole series: Lusitania Hindenburg Exxon Valdez Trade Center

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

The single most unhinged toy Ive seen on Amazon. A Titanic transformer

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I have a need

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What the fuck

Sarah Andersen (@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social) reposted

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👏

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes all you have to pay out of pocket is a fat cock

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

I can help I know CPR Cumming from Prostate Rubs

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Opening a full inquy

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

This would fix me. Being tied or doing the tying. Either.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

you taking the piss?

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King shit

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Me at work: Why the fuck do I put up with this shit Me on payday: Oh, right 😌

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes please we need backup

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Where did you get this picture of me

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

Not a head hair in sight. 😌 With @armstrong.bsky.social and @xsyckes.bsky.social .

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Lmao what. The audacity.

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

I’m still laughing way too hard at “dump em out”

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Despite my best efforts

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

The phrase “dump em out” make me snort-laugh for way too long

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Jesus man 🥵

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social)

He’s the worst Chris

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuuuuck man

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Excited to know what your thoughts are!

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

Holy shit this is cute af

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I’ve got an idea of what we can do 😌

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Jesus 🥵😮‍💨

PlasticManifesto (@cardioandcode.bsky.social) reply parent

The live action crossover was an incredible concept. Great episode

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I know who you are

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Tan lines are the sexiest thing a guy can wear 🥵