united a of tara might not be medically accurate but it’s fucking funny
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united a of tara might not be medically accurate but it’s fucking funny
which one r u hooked on right now
is this temperature or air quality i’m dumb. my hypothesis is its farming areas with sprinklers affecting the temperature. or less likely affecting air quality.
i so misread your tweet i did not mean to yuck ur yum. i am bashful. i have never seen the show my entire opinion is based off this one 4’6 lady
been a while since i’ve been so stressed that i’m dizzy
it’s weird bc it’s a law enforcement thing so very little they can do in terms of legal stuff besides having more security, which they did not say lol it’s weird they’re never like this
i have a perma-sinus drip so i’m used to nasty at this point. very cool tysm for sharing
right i’m telling my psych i don’t have ocd but i’m actually a prophet
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taking the day off and emailing the ceo. also finding out we don’t have a written safety plan (that i can find. which does not mean it doesn’t exist bc a man sees with his heart not his eyes). also therapy tomorrow
wait i’m confuse have you never taken a non nose one (always use nose ones) or have you been swabbing throat and nose with a special test i haven’t learned about
inspired me to test tomorrow morning because there’s been a cold going around my work ( a school yikes). not really the symptoms but covid is weird as hell and i’m not trynna do that
i have some recollection of getting a throat swab test but i might be misremembering it with a flu test. i don’t eat or drink before them most of them time bc i’m a heathen who forgets they have a human form most of the time anyway. i’ll definitely be more careful
wait even the nose ones?
my student has been bringing a gun to school 🤪 and they told us today at the end of school 🤭 no updates on increased security 😝 they didn’t send the legally required email to families yet and it’s 9pm 😵💫
sarah ur not gonna believe what happened. my panic attack was right
16 hours into this panic attack
yep pls do
had to go home sick from teaching. don’t tell my boss about this episode i’m supposed to be sleeping
is sick: feels bad takes off work: feels bad gets better and goes back to work: feels bad
the fact that you don’t see the beauty makes me question ur judgement
pharmacist called me smart for googling interactions. never have i ever been complimented for my ocd before 🤪
Sudafed take the wheel
i have a head cold someone kill me
who r u
cuz ur weird
scared some kids off ai art today. love is for those who love the work
congrats on missing the joke
being a teacher is like being a severed employee except u get to keep all the stress and exhaustion adter the day
actually. gimme some hard advice you wish someone had given you in school.
i need need need need to get more zines for my classroom pls someone send me middle school appropriate poems or art or stories so i can make them. idfk where i’d find them made by others
talking to ppl who taught before covid: me: and they just DID it? the worksheet? you didn’t have to explain in horrific detail the trajectory of their life if they don’t put in even minuscule amounts of effort?? u didn’t have to pull teeth????
i am experiencing for the first time what teaching actually used to be like before covid fucked up parenting and fucked up social growth and fucked up ideas of the future. some of my 6th graders don’t know their own name but hey they look at me when i speak so a wins a win
my 8th graders the past three years i’ve taught: zombies. cannot form a sentence. forget to open eyes after blinking. want me to die my 8th graders this year: miss can you help me spell this word. i understand what war veterans feel when they return to the home country. what the fuck is this shit
harrowing experience. i tell them all the time if ur having a good life in middle school it’s a bad sign
sorry i just made my book club read it this is my fault
as a former middle school girl, the only thing worse than being one is dealing with one
dream classroom is everyone connected to their true self and calm compassionate and creative. realistic goal classroom is clapping back at racism
these are my peeps! i frequently get rated the best and safest classroom by the “weirdos” and “too strict and mean” by the bully neurotypical. life happens, i’d rather be a safe place than a fun one.
thankfully my pay is best in the state but honestly i love these wacko psychopathic artists so much. i’d hang out with them and teach them abt the world for free if the world worked like that
literally same hat
survive middle school challenge extreme: pov ur the teacher
david duke hate post
why do kkk members always look like they got botox with golf balls. is that like a thing they’re into.
sign language has entered the chat
that’s where the bats go????
tbf you can be mean to ur ai enough to make it give you sources but even those sources are sometimes fake. so not even a perfect solution. the only solution is to be smarter than the AI, and at that point you’re just using it for organization. which might be worth it for some
in high school i thought about it every single day bc i’m a neurodivergent political science nerd. called it???
new favorite wikipedia line
hvac that was literally replaced a week ago broke
got thru my first full day of teaching without dying of exhaustion. heatstroke on the other hand….
boutta check out about 20 books from various libraries for my students to flip through. get that bread libraries
SHES GOT SHES GOT A WAYYYYY. SHES GOT A WAYYYY. SHES GOT A WAYYY OH SHE GOT SHE GOT AWAY. SHE GOT AWAAaaaY SHE GOT AWAYYYY AYYYYYYAYYYYYYYAYYYYYY
some after-teaching lunch break cyanotype
me encountering a payton clone: “how often do you think about the decay of human life?” the clone: “all the time” payton: already disintegrating me *shoots the clone*
the toldeo wars only casualty was a guy getting stabbed in the hand and yet this is the funniest line in the wikipedia
monkeys paw scenario happening in my house rn
me: says a thing the universe, the next day:
why must things always happen
i went to the inaugural film class of my college. lotta weirdos in the out-of-university-campus club
i went to film school. so many, quintin. so many.
i will continue to accuse you of watching terrible scenes
sarah u MUST start giving us context this is the third tweet in a few days that this has happened to me on from EBESNEEZER SCROOGE
we’re u not talking about fucking a peach in call me by your name
it’s speed eating, so the Fast Supper works too
not cmbyn posting 💀
taking meth for my adhd but all it does is make me so so tired. where my paradoxical stimulant reactors at
me and you together song heals every part of my body and mind
what song is this
i think neurotypical people should be banned like bro what do you mean. just say what you think jesus christ
it’s my favorite — but idk how to use it properly. i do use it everywhere though
every sophie hunter song
you will need to pry it from my cold dead delicious hands
the perfect curl decided to happen only here and no where else. are you lost, little one?
update that little shard did NOT go into my palm. it DID go into my fingee tho
we’re number 1! we’re number 1!!
selenite i found on a hike to a fluorite deposit. someone absolutely dropped these from their bag bc my base amount of geology knowledge would make this magically occurring selenite if not
i did Leave My House though so that’s honestly a big deal
adhd no meds: i’ve never left my house bc there are too many steps to take to be ready adhd on meds: i am running this red light because i am so focused on the music that i didn’t realize i was driving
how do i tell my psychiatrist that my adhd medication did this to me
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magnitude 6 earthquake: equal to half an atomic bomb magnitude 7 earthquake: SIXTY SEVEN HIROSHIMA SCALE ATOMIC BOMBS
that’s the disaster. n+1 anxiety attacks
third thing is the anxiety attack this would cause me
freedom flavors
that said the real solution if ur obsessed with Owning Things is to Make Things instead of buy them
i think it’s all terrible but at least the fandom people i know collect over YEARS, whereas labubus will be out of style in months and stanley cups are already out of fashion in favor of owala. if you’re in a fandom, ur unlikely to care if it’s out of style
but a 57 year old with the camera facing the wrong way half the time gets the info out in 12 seconds flat and teaches me a life lesson in the process
as a teacher this would solve 100% of my problems
the panic of not being liked: 🫨 you actually didn’t like them anyway and were just people pleasing;
genius
im a payton hater now
“homophobe falls into pool” would be an equally true headline
chose my current therapist bc she looks like the therapist i had a good relationship with. i have a type, i guess
is that the conversation?
assuming i agree with 18 year olds going to war is a ridiculous argument
yeah dude i’ve taken them. but if doing them at 16 makes me reply 10 times to single comments, i think recommending them to children is the wrong idea
homie i’m worried for you
we gotta be more careful with our definition of a lot. do we mean 60%? 90% 10%? because 10% is a lot of kids doing drugs to most people, but like 60% or more of kids today vape iirc
probably could afford to now