If only the vets did the same 😅
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
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If only the vets did the same 😅
This little guinea pig is cooking me tbh
Oh she regrets *nothing*
You guys. This dog is literally perfect lol
I thought you might have, but had to make sure bc of all the delicious Misandry 😍
Fucking lovvvve all of these
OKAY here are my recs that I haven’t seen mentioned yet! Jennifer’s Body The Void — super underrated IMO The Ritual — creature feature with a beautiful setting Host (2020) (the Zoom one) Host (2006, Bong Joon Ho) As Above So Below— honestly, scared the shit out of me 😅
Yes babe, it’s probably no biggie but please make sure you aren’t doing permanent damage!
Cannot believe Fäther would try to frame this very innocent baby for his toilet paper crimes 🙄 a new low, even for him!!
“Looks like fall!” I think to myself, looking out the window and noticing crisp sun and a nice breeze. I check my Apple Watch. The temperature is 88° 🙂
Cabin is legit my favorite horror movie 😍 I’m trying to think of any others to add— you’ve already gotten so many good recs!!
100% same 💓💓 (and let’s be honest……. It’s mostly Crou LOL but Cashew does teach them the necessity of pack dynamics!!)
It’s so sweet, her coloring is like an exact combination of Crou and Shew 😭 she’s such a good girl but a) 4 vet bills is way too many and b) yes, we love to keep fostering and helping more dogs 🩷
Simply BEHOLD she 🥲
No apologies necessary, I love the enthusiasm!
Crouton army rise UP 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Tragically………. yes
It’s been A Day, have some Peaches 🍑🩵
Do I EVER Hold pls
Olivia Nuzzi whenever someone runs the garbage disposal: I should call him
Probably when I let Maxine into my house tbh
The shriek I just shrenk
Yes, almost 2 weeks ago and she’s healing up wonderfully! But I think she’s itchy from where they shaved her before surgery, so trying to keep her from chewing/licking her tum 😊
Closer… Clooooseeeeerrrrrr……… Perfect 💞
Peaches (Pickles??) definitely thinks Crouton is her mommy 🥲 pls note the tail drape in pic #3
Miss Ma’am slept through the night, peed and pooped outside, and is enjoying breakfast from a seated position 🫶
And that’s good 🤠
Don’t make me get the spray bottle!!
She doesssss 🥺
Foster #30 is here! 2yo and a hefty 8lbs 🥺 Her name is Carrie, but she doesn’t seem to know it (and it’s basically my name lol) so suggestions are welcome 💓
I’m having trouble thinking of anything more embarrassing than Office Christmas Party 2023
Aww thank you! Love her 🥰
Thank you!! I always say I have to curl my hair more but this would never hold in FL 🥲
babe’s wedding in LA 🤙
LA, I am in you 🌺🌼
the answer is a daily double
I owe an apology to Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game
I opened the external office door, 25+ feet from the kitchen, and it smelled like walking up to a fucking fish market lol. Yummmmm
Fish Guts 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh sweet baby 🥺 she’s precious— and my dog growing up was named Noodle! Thank you for being willing to help her. Hospice fostering is truly an angel’s work 💓
“Are you wearing the— “ “The Big Naturals sandals? Yeah, I am.”
I was just telling a group of girls my age about this song/movie and NONE of them had seen it???? I will be forcibly remedying this as soon as possible 😤
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
I mean… probably 50% more once she sees that I posted this 🤪
She’s so precious 🥺
Caught Maxine sleeping in my shorts/leggings drawer today 🥲 Miss Ma’am is NEVER beating the “I love Möther” allegations now!!
So fucking good!!
Cupid & Psyche, by Benjamin West, 1808, 📸 via @V0LofTheWild
I am crying
Jets….offense…entertaining?????
Aaron Rodgers is, first and foremost, a BABY BACK BITCH who loves to complain
This tracks
not here for a long time, or a good time, but a secret third kind of time
We are legion!!! 🤛
Sunday Sauce in the crockpot, football with Jeffy and the girls allllll day 😍
Mista Doo Doo has good taste ❣️
Omg
Like?????
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
WHAT ARE THEY DOING LMAO
spitting on an opposing player is fucking disgusting bro I would have gone sicko mode on his ass (I say as a 5’5 woman)
Gonna keep reposting these until the cameras catch one of my guys doing it
This is giving me flashbacks to our Asheville flight last month 🥲🥲
We’ll all look back on those days fondly, when the universities didn’t mandatorily teach courses from PragerU called “why white men run the economy— and should!”
Waittt I never knew you went to Florida and that means you might be telling the truth
Oh, I know 🥲
I don’t want to jinx it but if the Gators lose to USF I will c*m
I appreciate you ❣️
did not understand enough to even share 🥲
We’re the only people at the dive bar and Jeff and the bartender have been kiki-ing over Star Trek for 30+ minutes
Love her floppy ears 🥺
Hi everyone! It’s been a while since I have shared Alpine’s fundraiser but I need to keep on it. The poor baby lays in her box all day and has to have supervised feeding. She’s in constant pain. This surgery would take that pain away. Please help. #gofundme #cats gofund.me/a9b8e68a5
This game is what I expected the Bama game to look like, but with us losing 😬 obviously it’s hard to get excited about beating up East Texas A&M, but I definitely forgot this feeling... could it be… hope? (Also, this team would’ve absolutely beat us last year lol)
The girls knew I needed snuggles post-haste after an insane work day 😭
THE FENCE SPATULA?????? I’m gonna throw up 🥺🥺🥺
ain't enough ass whoopins being handed out nowadays tbh imo
REO Speedwagon would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
I mean……..
It’s usually a bridesmaid dress company but I guess they’re branching out to wedding guest, etc too!
Upon scrolling I see that they also put it with knee-high brown stiletto boots, I QUIT
Super pretty right?? www.azazie.com/products/hel...
Take OFF the fedora??????
Just got a promoted ad for this Azazie dress, which I think would be so pretty… if they hadn’t styled it like a Freddy Kruger + The Crow halloween costume??
Wowwww can’t believe you cropdusted that baby angel 😠
The one yellow tooth in a sea of… orange? 🥲
Crouton was farting so bad on the couch last night that she covered her nose with a paw, leaving me and Cashew to suffer alone 😤
Thankfully it’s the vowel you need to make “boobs”!
omg I got a shoutout in today’s Spelling Bee 🥺
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
My personal draft experience is setting a timer for every 20 mins and telling the boys “we can do another shot in 20 mins”
Fantasy draft weekend in full effect 💓
I would give 5 years off my life to be on the field at Doak rn 😭😭😭
