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@carriagereturn.bsky.social

Former owner of a coveted Gawker star.

created July 12, 2023

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OMG I haven't been to my burlesque page in months and now want to know if this is actual performers or Baby's First Performance After Attending a Few Classes at the Local CIrcus Academy.

2/9/2025, 3:18:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Destroying" sure is a choice of words. Even though I know what's being said, still.

2/9/2025, 3:17:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think the one thing that I'm willing to give this whole thing credit for is that it's aware that it's for straight dudes.

2/9/2025, 3:06:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I guess that the rest of us have to learn how to do all this shit, and it feels weird to labels this the way it is. It's not women, it's sluts, and you're not learning how to flirt, you're watching an exhibit at the sex zoo and getting slut feedback. Maybe it's me.

2/9/2025, 3:01:07 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know she's gearing this for straight men, and I'm not the target audience, so I'm trying to not be TOO judgey but this sounds WAY too aggressively cis-het. Which ... I dunno. I've said my piece to some other friends cause it starts to get weird.

2/9/2025, 3:00:01 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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yeah!! I've had some that stretch across the bed, too. There's a wide variety and I'm seeing some weird plastic thing you put on the end of the bed? I'm not sure how those work

1/9/2025, 10:51:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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www.amazon.com/s?k=fitted+s...

1/9/2025, 10:50:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Try fitted sheet clips (There's a wide variety. most of them are some sort of bungie attached to a clip so it makes putting on and taking off the fitted sheet a pain, but it does lock them into place)

1/9/2025, 10:49:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've had luck with those ... fitted sheet sock garter things that clip on the corners.

1/9/2025, 10:46:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Don't eat the figs"

1/9/2025, 9:23:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 9:08:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just realized I could have used Jekyll and Hyde as my example, but alas.

1/9/2025, 8:56:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean, there's no visual way to have Jean Valjean duck into an abbey and you get an entire Ken Burns documentary on the building spliced into an already 4 hour mini series.

1/9/2025, 8:25:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My personal variation on this is Les Miserables, where the character family trees are both simpler and complex than, say the musical, including cutting characters, and there's also major chapters that get cut because of reasons. Some very valid reasons depending on who you ask.

1/9/2025, 8:25:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like this, especially when we talk about "does watching the movie/mini series/audio drama *count* as having read the book?" There are books that a visual adaptation isn't going to get the same feel and yes, you can *usually*understand the story, especially as it relates to the zeitgeist+

1/9/2025, 8:25:16 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, here in NYC, multiple people in my neighborhood are loud and visible MAGA types and it gets worse when you go out to Long Island. Red vs Blue, especially in terms of state resident accomplishments doesn't really say anything since it's often just confirming priors.

1/9/2025, 1:20:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Houston regularly elects a D mayor and has a world class ballet, opera, theater, and symphony, despite the fact that it's in a red state and is never listed as the Good Blue Area. The Houston Medical Center is world renowned for it's research and care.+

1/9/2025, 1:20:47 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Parts of it seem cool as a concept or ...like you said, Meow Wolf, but if a trap door opens up under me and my recent knee surgery, I'm not gonna be a happy camper because that was NOT a small fall.

31/8/2025, 10:34:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Being more into the historical side than the romance, my first thought (after Austen) was clothes, especially for anyone wanting to do a ball or cultural recreation thing. Once crinolines get involved, everyone's like Donna from 90210 at the prom.

31/8/2025, 7:33:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I sometimes wish I was a person who didn't understand anything you just typed, but also, I am not that careless and worry free.

31/8/2025, 3:41:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I more or less grew up in Houston and had family in LA and El Paso was the halfway point for the few times we drove

31/8/2025, 12:01:55 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what the guests' backgrounds are but having Heidi Klum and some London former twink dressed like an extra in The History Boys telling people "this isn't street" feels... Weird? #ProjectRunway

30/8/2025, 2:08:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why love Antonio's but hate Joan's? They're similar vibes and types even if Joan's has a bit more evening wear to it

30/8/2025, 2:02:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not saying *he's* racist. Just that I wouldn't send that doll down the runway

30/8/2025, 1:59:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, I have no idea what "street wear" is just based on this runway. Also, the judges seem to really just not like Joan. And I feel the doll is ... borderline racist? Like if it was sitting on a white person's shelf, I'd have questions. #ProjectRunway

30/8/2025, 1:59:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Last Jedi of the Opera

30/8/2025, 1:53:03 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Last Jedi Superstar

30/8/2025, 1:51:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Christian Siriano: Ok designers, we want you to do a street wear challenge so for inspiration, go outside FIT and watch all the tourists heading to the High Line and NYU students in orientation groups #ProjectRunway

30/8/2025, 1:37:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OMG was your mom the mom in Ice Princess?

30/8/2025, 12:51:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's... I mean not wrong but I also feel if you went into it knowing you weren't aiming for pre professional and your teachers were either good at what they do or dismissed you as not professional material (and the above) you could get away relatively unscathed in that department.

30/8/2025, 12:48:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An image from Downton Abbey. A man in a black coat leans over to whisper in the ear of a woman wearing a black hat. The text says
30/8/2025, 12:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up in Houston and went to college at UH and this is the dumbest idea. We had a series of underground tunnels in downtown that regularly flood. During Tropical Storm Alison, everything underground from the UH law library to Houston Ballet's archives was flooded beyond repair.

29/8/2025, 2:09:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've seen a *fun* thought dribble of not just poor people need clothes, too, but "what if the person's only form of self care is being fashionable?!!"

29/8/2025, 1:38:24 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's fucking making the per capita income in NYC for only SIX FUCKING MONTHS and she ... I just ... you don't have to add THAT much to get what I make in a fucking YEAR ... I should not be this fucking angry this morning. And yet *i'm* out of touch because I'm not constantly yelling at the Dems.

29/8/2025, 1:11:55 PM | 6 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I 100% agree with New England on that. I think the southern parts that weren't colonized by England might have given us more of a Central or South American style blending, but even then... but I'm currently just Jacqueline Careying a bit what if here!

29/8/2025, 12:30:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Robin* WTF was I even typing?

29/8/2025, 12:10:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"They were so uptight the *English* told them to get the fuck out." -Robil Williams-

29/8/2025, 12:08:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many of the towns have roots in Native populations that died out before? (Again, sorry! I'm a bit one note today but I'm kinda thinking of how this would either mean the Pilgrims have to make do with the shittiest areas or if they'd have to do more to assimilate)

29/8/2025, 12:05:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(apologies if I'm harping on disease a lot in this thread. It's just that that did a LOT of the work that colonial powers would try to finish)

29/8/2025, 12:01:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think without disease destroying the Native population, we get more Roanokes at best and Jamestowns at worst, with the added caveat of it makes Plymouth Rock a lot harder as the people who cultivated it are still there. Thus forcing a "play nice or go away" attitude that's better enforced

29/8/2025, 11:59:38 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The other thing going on with this comparison is that disease did a shit ton of work BEFORE the Mayflower arrived and there's a reason why North America has two large white population countries as opposed to say, India.

29/8/2025, 11:48:11 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*I'm 95% sure it was Donnie, but I'm also sure it was in October and I'm not looking up which one of them has a birthday in October.

29/8/2025, 11:27:28 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This morning, I want to apologize to Jessica who, when we were in third grade, got into a fight with me because it was my turn to write the birthday names on the blackboard and she insisted that I include Donnie* from NKOTB and I thought he didn't need to be there as he wasn't a student.

29/8/2025, 11:26:41 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Backw when I street canvased, we knew where all the public restrooms were (and also working in Times Square) and one thing that's increasingly pissed me off is how many places like large hotel lobbies and Starbucks are trying to restrict access.

28/8/2025, 10:14:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh! I haven't read or seen those, hence my caveats.

28/8/2025, 9:52:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My day job is in subsidized housing and there's a lot of solutions presented online that make me roll my eyes but there's also a lot of landlords, especially people who own subsidized housing, that bring out the inner Moaist in me I didn't know I had.

28/8/2025, 9:36:39 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe it's 6 and I mostly know this because I was looking into my options when I had a VERY shitty sublet who was trying to overcharge me in subsidized housing and we had to have HER landlord step in after I threatened to only pay into an escrow account instead of directly to her.

28/8/2025, 9:12:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not sure what you're referring to but I will say that the first time I saw this theory the proof was that he wore barrettes and I'm not sure that the correct answer to "cis until proven trans" is "all deviations from a tight social standard are deemed not cis-het"

28/8/2025, 9:02:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I *get* Pride and Prejudice and Zombies but I don't *get* Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

28/8/2025, 1:16:37 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, anyone complaining about ballet being woke has never stepped foot inside a local Candy Apples Dance studio let alone any of the big names like SAB

27/8/2025, 6:57:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably just white heterosexual people doing the most boring version of Swan Lake you've ever had to sit through.

27/8/2025, 6:55:57 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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THANK YOU! TELLING THE TRUTH HERE! AND IT'S SO DAMN EXPENSIVE!!!

27/8/2025, 6:31:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not surprised that the Spies Against the Nazis novel I picked up includes Nazis but I wasn't fully expecting the author's forward describing the real life horrors of Treblinka, including referencing Grossman's piece on the execution camp. This isn't bad and shouldn't have been unexpected. Just..

27/8/2025, 6:30:31 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eratosthenes was calculating the circumference of the Earth 300 years before the first Christian gospel.

27/8/2025, 5:03:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There's also the Emma Goldman Extended Musical Universe.

27/8/2025, 4:35:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Into the story, especially without making Yet Another Story About Slavery

27/8/2025, 4:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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About five years after Hamilton hit big, I was visiting Trinity Church and there was at least one teen fanning over his grave, including telling their parents information that wasn't in the musical. I've always felt it as part of a way to bring people who are usually excluded from stuff like 1776+

27/8/2025, 4:10:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I could do a whole thing on this just using Broadway musicals, and that's even without looking at Hamilton.

27/8/2025, 4:04:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is Chevez American? I feel like that's a VERY modern American view to have. I.E. skin color is the only form of ethnic prejudice and that antisemitism died out with the Nuremberg trials (if they/we know about those). Like the anti Jewish stuff in Mad Men took a lot of folks by surprise.

27/8/2025, 2:25:25 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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(like a lot of the dispelling of any thoughts I might have had of the above was getting to know the wild party guys who made it through, for one reason or another, especially when they talked about friends who were more sedated and still died)

27/8/2025, 1:26:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's...not good to hear but like I'm glad it's not ... Actually I'm not glad. This all kinda had me think a lot last night. I miss gay coffee shops and a lot of that was meeting people in person that aren't immediately in your peer, fuck, or special interest group.

27/8/2025, 1:24:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up in Texas where school starts in mid August but it doesn't feel like fall, tbh, so back to school and fall overlap but aren't the same season as they are in the NE.

27/8/2025, 1:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't get me started on Fall menus coming out in mid August. Especially since the PSL is usually on the menu from mid August to March

27/8/2025, 1:19:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*he's* fine with a shitty pillow and a cot. I apparently need to be treated like a fairy tale princess. It's fun! Also, same to you!

27/8/2025, 1:17:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I tend to sleep with a bunch of pillows propping my head up and a body pillow to drape over, like a lot of the people below. I'm visiting my partner right now and have to make do with two pillows from the 80s so one is kinda scrunched and the other is on top of that, but rolled up for the neck.

27/8/2025, 1:11:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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... Is this supposed to be the Mommunist thing where Ancient Rome didn't exist except as Disneyland for the Greeks and was made up by the Church or is this supposed to be the Matt and David Bright Ages stuff?

27/8/2025, 11:42:39 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is this... something from the younger set? I'm mostly asking cause coming out as a teen in the 90s and hearing people's direct stories did not have me come away with that theory and I haven't seen that in my peers so I'm curious to where it's being spread.

27/8/2025, 7:54:43 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There must always be one person who's seen Ludwig and goes "OH!" throughout the first episode and one person who's being shown Ludwig for the first time.

26/8/2025, 8:43:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There used to be a joke about "Jesus saved. All others take half damage." Which ... Are the Twelve Apostles all higher level rogues?

26/8/2025, 4:04:15 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok, so like I said, you need to brush up on your reading comprehension. I think you need to go take some classes on that and get back to us 4-6 months when the semester is over and try again.

26/8/2025, 2:01:58 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That we're not so if you are a journalist, you're a shitty one, but that's apparently par for the course in this day and age and if you're not, your inability to respond to what people are saying means that you're not a good person to make the point you think you're making.

26/8/2025, 1:57:23 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What tide? Again, you're whole point is that the son needs care and no one here is arguing against that. People are going out of their way to say that he does but we have no ability to change that. Multiple people have said this. You keep with this train of thought that we're saying something+

26/8/2025, 1:57:23 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, someone's* cranky this morning! *Me. I'm cranky. Like toddler mad that you gave me an apple after I asked for an apple type of cranky.

26/8/2025, 1:50:28 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm not attacking you and you aren't speaking up for a disabled child. If you wanna support him there's ways you can do that and arguing in the comments is never one of them. Also it's gonna be hard to help him when your hands aren't free now that you've nailed yourself to a cross.

26/8/2025, 1:46:32 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The OP said "she got what she voted for" not "fuck her and her son." In fact, I don't see anyone saying "fuck her son" in this whole comment section so if you're only getting that, I think you need to brush up on your reading comprehension

26/8/2025, 1:39:37 PM | 14 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean it doesn't matter what I think about that because I'm not in a place to assist or withhold my assistance and that's what this woman voted for.

26/8/2025, 1:34:45 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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None of the men introduce themselves or retain who you are for the next party. They approach the women no matter which they're talking to and just interrupt without an apology or introduction

26/8/2025, 1:26:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Whenever I visit my cousin and meet her neighborhood friends (it's a group of couples roughly 30 with kids in the toddler to 5 years old set) I'm always shocked at how unsocial the husbands are and how that's ok/tolerated.

26/8/2025, 1:26:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We aren't doing the same as her. She voted for this and because lots of white people couldn't get past their own sexism and racism we are all stuck with this, and none of us in the replies have any ability to fix that, now. The only way it's gonna change and get better for her son is if she changes

26/8/2025, 1:21:25 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throw? Lap quilt/blanket?

26/8/2025, 1:42:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recently had an interaction with a vendor where I asked if they could stop sending invoices with the same file name and generate unique file names for each invoice and she told me that wasn't possible in her program and had to stop myself from responding.

25/8/2025, 10:54:54 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Having worked in Times Square, I think every ethnicity/country is awful once they/we go into tourist mode.

25/8/2025, 9:19:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know why this is sticking in my craw like this, but I'd have more acceptance of the "well ACTUALLY you can't call yourself American because that refers to the entire continent!" takes if they showed up when European accounts act like American tourists are the only people who get loud.

25/8/2025, 9:11:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Doesn't continent America include the Americans also referred to as USians? Also, when is there a situation where one needs to refer to everyone from America/the Americas in a way that's not... Something akin to when people assume European or Asian is a homogeneous term?

25/8/2025, 8:59:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What's funny about that first point is that he also regularly told people to go offer sacrifice at the Temple so he seemed to be, dare I say, hypocritical on Temple practices. A charge that people often try to use "Pharisee" as a stand in for.

25/8/2025, 8:28:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Palazzo pants! (Does anyone say palazzo pants anymore? I'm working on a show set in the 30s and I'm developing an appreciation of high waisted wide legged pants)

25/8/2025, 8:05:47 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Same. I've had a few ... not temper tantrums but they could have spiraled into that, tbh.

25/8/2025, 7:48:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now I want to do a TikTok of someone using old fashioned terms and someone else being confused. "Can you get me my pocketbook from the buffet in the room with the Davenport?" Is this something or is it too easy/punching down?

25/8/2025, 7:30:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do Chesterfield or Davenport instead of couch or sofa count?

25/8/2025, 7:26:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that half the quotes, including the OP, have replies off. Also, I think I know more leftists who are still on X than libs. And the normies think we're all weird for being on social media.

25/8/2025, 5:43:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I learned the Fibonacci Sequence from a show called Mathnet (Square One) where two detectives used math to solve things. The sequence came up where they saw a wall that looked like this only one tile was out of place in the FS.

25/8/2025, 5:40:17 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lin Manuel Miranda from the TV cast of Hamilton squinting while someone holds their phone up to look like he's reading their screen
25/8/2025, 5:03:00 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That first screenshot followed by the second is a trip!!! I laughed so hard I startled the dudes working on the facade outside of my apartment!

25/8/2025, 4:59:18 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

Where is the campaign for you to write for Sister Boniface and can I add my voice to that?

25/8/2025, 4:45:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

In what world is the kid gonna be in school for another hour AFTER school is let out without some sort of prior planning? *Maybe* detention, but it seems weird to say "sorry, we can't do detention in case parents are coming to pick kids up and also we have no way of communicating with the parents"

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Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

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25/8/2025, 3:00:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

If you wish to help out the native folks of America, you have a wide variety of options that aren't wish casting we rise up and kill everyone.

25/8/2025, 2:50:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

Hi, Comanche here. We did this conversation back during the aftermath of 10/7 and everyone on Native Twitter thought this was a not cool thing that paints us all as blood-thirsty savages in response to an event involving unrelated parties.

25/8/2025, 2:50:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

Right?!!! I actually need to get a new mask, but really dislike dealing with the medical supply company.

25/8/2025, 1:31:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carriage Return (@carriagereturn.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you!!! I will check all of that out! I've been on some meds for a while and one of the concerns is what are they doing. Plus, I've also been using a CPAP machine and it all just feels like a mess.

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