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@caseyabrams.bsky.social

songwriter and musicologist, ghost story collector, amateur folklorist, music teacher.

created November 25, 2024

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Wait until you see the one I'm working on. I'm going to plummet directly off a cliff into the ocean and die immediately.

8/9/2025, 1:19:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will thanks. I saw the screaming trees a couple times and they were on an entirely different level than their peers.

8/9/2025, 1:16:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Totally true. UK promoters were bringing all the early blues guys they could find over for university tours while white america was still oblivious, except for record collectors.

8/9/2025, 1:15:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, Screaming Trees were great. None of those other bands had shit on them.

8/9/2025, 1:13:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah grunge sucks. I knew at the time that somebody was trying to sell me some soap powder. Although some of the bands that didn't make it are a lot better than the ones that did. Melvins, Meat Puppets. If cobain hadn't killed himself none of these conversations would be happening.

8/9/2025, 1:12:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it is so easy to get bent out of shape and miss where people are coming from. I am totally prone to that too. The only people who deserve it are white supremacists

8/9/2025, 1:03:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was it that started all this anyway? I came in in the middle.

8/9/2025, 1:00:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha-- I just barely know what that is. Somebody tried to explain that to me in the early 90s and I was baffled. I wasn't joking though.

8/9/2025, 12:58:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People are weird. It's ok to have opinions about music that are different from other people's opinions. It makes for interesting conversation.

8/9/2025, 12:57:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah RS is a joke. Bunch of poseurs from day one.

8/9/2025, 12:56:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what ripping it means. Making fun? I'm not. Those 80s drums were the worst.

8/9/2025, 12:55:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah I've read about how they got totally dogged by the critics when I came out. What did they want them to sound like? The Pretty Things?

8/9/2025, 12:54:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also lol we sound like a bunch of 70 year-olds. "you know who was better than zeppelin? Free! I saw them open for Molly Hatchett and Foghat at the Mobile Civic Center in 1972!"

8/9/2025, 12:51:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sure you've heard him talk about how his favorite American stuff was the SF sound. I thought that was interesting. You can hear it in mid-period Airplane.

8/9/2025, 12:49:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah nobody has any right to complain about lz.

8/9/2025, 12:47:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You know what's funny about LZ I is rolling stone gave it one star when it came out then changed it to 4 stars in the 90s.

8/9/2025, 12:46:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think they won the spirit lawsuit. He totally stole that riff. It's in a trillion other songs but he didn't know that.

8/9/2025, 12:44:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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nivarna is the most overrated band except for u2.

8/9/2025, 12:42:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ok you're totally right about the drum sound. I was thinking the same thing as I typed that. They're terrible. Good call. They obviously had some MOR 80s producer or engineer.

8/9/2025, 12:39:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I support this alternate version of history. also he's the fucking VP. he doesn't get to have feelings that effect which laws he follows. eat shit you honky mf.

8/9/2025, 12:33:16 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have a friend who booked a DNC fundraiser in 2000 in Boston and he told me sheryl crow's *charity* rate then was $250k for a 45 minute set. She had GE Smith backing her up.

8/9/2025, 12:30:40 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ugh. She is almost literally the worst. She's the white Lenny Kravitz.

8/9/2025, 12:27:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh wow no shit. The Fragile is a perfect album as well. also Resigned by Michael Penn.

8/9/2025, 12:24:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This came up for me after a led zeppelin thread and I thought this was about The Firm.

8/9/2025, 12:24:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is true, though they also stole tons of shit. I feel like that's just part of being young though. What 20 year old doesn't steal shit from his influences?

8/9/2025, 12:22:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flip Your Wig is great, and first two bob mould solo record. Check out makes no sense at all if you haven't heard it, though I imagine you have!

8/9/2025, 12:21:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a band that was so famously from Boston I have never met anyone who has any stories about them. I know one person who was at the doolittle release party at TT's but that's it.

8/9/2025, 12:18:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's so funny to me that he thought he was writing an arena rock riff. A lot of nivarna 's stuff sounds like it did because they didn't know any better.

8/9/2025, 12:16:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have never heard them-- which record?

7/9/2025, 11:52:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe nivarna was afraid of that comparison because of the quiet/loud thing that people always talk about?

7/9/2025, 11:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My amp is a CA as well. I inherited an early 60s macintosh setup but I don't have anyplace in my apt to set it up.

7/9/2025, 11:50:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great! Cambridge Audio is a great company-- their stuff is basically perfect and there is no reason to buy anything more expensive!

7/9/2025, 11:48:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And all the other ones too, plus malkmus's first solo record.

7/9/2025, 11:45:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is happening to everything, as the price doubles annually.

7/9/2025, 11:44:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those bands don't sound alike at all, and none of them bears any resemblance to the pixies!

7/9/2025, 11:40:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am very worried about this. life is becoming impossible.

7/9/2025, 11:36:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like he is conducting an orchestra here.

7/9/2025, 11:34:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand any of this until it gets to the part about led zeppelin but yank crime by drive like jehu is a perfect 90s album.

7/9/2025, 11:33:27 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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A detail I love about that tune is how when he says the good things line, he speaks it again in a quieter voice with more reverb in the opposite speaker, and does that throughout the entire section.

7/9/2025, 11:29:26 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Also is there anyone in the US gvmt who doesn't have the word acting before his job title now?

7/9/2025, 1:22:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We already went to the fucking moon several times. Let them waste hundreds of millions on going there for no reason. It's not like they're going to install laser rifles up there.

7/9/2025, 1:21:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What are the amp and speakers?

7/9/2025, 1:18:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, it's shocking.

7/9/2025, 12:20:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This has better pay for itself like the post office

7/9/2025, 12:04:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want our children to be able to dream of a world where all three of them die.

7/9/2025, 12:03:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That place was really cut-throat. I never posted there because I didn't want somebody to mail me a nail bomb. Also there was a lot of juvenile, asinine bullshit going on there from people who thought they were funny. "what the gently caress" is one of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

6/9/2025, 11:53:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joy is an amazing record. I had that tape in middle school and I still love it. I found out about so much music from 120 minutes back then.

6/9/2025, 11:48:34 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why does Abraham Lincoln look so sad?

6/9/2025, 8:50:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do they think shit-kicking means?

6/9/2025, 5:07:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is a great interview-- you can tell how much they genuinely like each other here. They were on the rehearsals for the first few weeks of the 88 band but they decided playing with Zappa would tank their careers as children's music composers.

6/9/2025, 1:04:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are so good on Billy The Mountain.

6/9/2025, 1:02:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You can push against your limitations no matter how hard you have worked. That's one of my favorite things about the guitar.

6/9/2025, 1:00:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Prepare for 50% of godot to be likeable but poorly acted.

6/9/2025, 12:57:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They are the first band I have heard in Barnes and Noble that I liked since about 1997, when I heard Joe Henry in Barnes and Noble. She's the best songwriter of her generation, as far as I can tell.

6/9/2025, 12:57:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is going on here? Is this a water conservation thing or a some assholes thing?

6/9/2025, 12:54:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When you consider that he's been dead for a week, this isn't too bad.

6/9/2025, 12:52:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a reminder that Mr. T is as qualified to release an autism report as that asshole. Maybe more qualified.

6/9/2025, 12:51:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Have you read about the "refrigerator mothers" theory from bruno bettelheim in the 60s? evidently he plagiarized his big book and fabricated all his research.

6/9/2025, 12:48:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They'll probably make you honorary mayor for being so polite.

5/9/2025, 3:24:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is so cool! What sort of stuff do you write?

5/9/2025, 3:15:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Theme park designer is my absolute dream job. There's a company in TX that does it. I want to design a haunted hotel.

5/9/2025, 3:14:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This fucking guy. I wonder if he lost a bet with the devil. I can't see how anyone could be this stupid otherwise and live. "Are free school lunches helping kids get valuable nutrients or are they *keeping* kids from getting valuable nutrients?" These questions we are all dying to have answered.

5/9/2025, 3:12:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow-- I'm from kalkaska and I find this incredibly moving. Check out Michigan, supporting the people who live there by providing them with what they need.

5/9/2025, 3:08:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol-- I bet at customs there is a sign that says NO VAMPIRE JOKES

5/9/2025, 3:07:07 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so excited about this! I hope CTW can do the same with Mr. Rogers. 70s children's programming had a profound influence on everyone I know. Mostly we all stand around with stunned looks on our faces wondering how the world turned out like this, but we also believe in ourselves.

5/9/2025, 3:04:33 AM | 20 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Are any of them funny though in addition to inspiring this generational angst? In my experience they are not funny unless Andy Daly is involved.

5/9/2025, 3:01:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As it happens I am actually flying to Transylvania a week from tomorrow. I will check out the situation there and report back.

5/9/2025, 2:58:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sounds so exciting and fun. What a cool process. For me, the challenge was always that whatever I was trying to promote (musical endeavors) was never going to earn enough money to enable me to afford to work with other creative professionals. Everybody gets paid but the guy making the thing

5/9/2025, 2:56:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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His basic point is that TV as a technology rendered subtle or sophisticated discussion impossible, and that the further we get from print-based culture, the lower the quality of our ideas.

5/9/2025, 2:52:38 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Different side of the jam coin for sure!

5/9/2025, 2:48:23 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'd like to see them invent some high-toned shit with no staples or copy paper. Every job in that building was important, including mine.

5/9/2025, 2:46:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welding is hard af! Those guys are up to some serious shit.

5/9/2025, 2:44:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That book is life-changing. Couldn't recommend more highly. He didn't live past the early days of the internet. We need clear and brave thinkers like him, even though one minute in 2025 would give him a stroke.

5/9/2025, 2:43:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man what's up with jobs being the worst thing ever? Why do we put up with this shit?

5/9/2025, 2:41:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's embarrassing to see how the inside of someone's head works like that via their writing. This is what order you think those words should go in? This is how many commas you want in that sentence? You really want me to capitalize all those words?

5/9/2025, 2:39:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well that part is valid: inventing a rapid response blood poisoning test for infants. But still I deserved a living wage even though I had a very positive attitude but was terrible at the job.

5/9/2025, 2:37:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How could you not value that experience above almost all others? It's in the top three most meaningful experiences I've ever had. I read Harold and the Purple Crayon to my four yo niece and after it was over she said "uncle Casey do you feel very happy on the inside? I do." It's still her fav book.

5/9/2025, 2:34:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did see a recent article in I think the atlantic about how gen-z doesn't read to their kids. The pull quote was "it's so boring!". Also I read Sendak saying that a picture book is part of a triangle of meaning and connection: parent to book to child to parent, etc.

5/9/2025, 2:34:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That is some of the most made-up shit of all time. Down with all warrens.

5/9/2025, 2:28:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These guys sound good. What the fuck is my problem not knowing about them already?

5/9/2025, 2:26:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe he made a deal with the devil that backfired and now he can only tell the truth to his own detriment.

5/9/2025, 2:24:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't understand anything about this. I only know one thing about her and that is that she has been wrong about Palestine for years and years.

5/9/2025, 2:22:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If I recall he hated steely dan. The only time I am aware of where steve albini was wrong. steely dan were subversive enough that albini should have been hip. I do remember him being very right about something though: every song that starts with just a cowbell ends up ruling.

5/9/2025, 2:20:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He would get a zero.

5/9/2025, 2:17:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have the best HST story. My uncle lived in Boulder in the early 70s when HST was running for sheriff. He was in a bar where the bar was a big circular white piano and HST came in. He tried to tell him he had his vote but threw up on him instead. I miss my uncle.

5/9/2025, 2:16:09 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You have a killer record collection.

5/9/2025, 2:03:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love mal waldron! That guy had ears out to here. He's so good on the early Jackie McLean albums.

5/9/2025, 2:02:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that a first press of that can album? There's a record store in Boston owned by an 80 year-old Greek woman who has trouble keeping the lights on and I just found out one of her regulars let her sell him the first 3 can lps for $20 instead of helping her get $2000+ for them. What a creep.

5/9/2025, 2:00:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This song is fucking killer. 2nd best singer of all time.

5/9/2025, 1:56:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He better step on it-- I heard he is already dead.

5/9/2025, 1:54:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is going to be like when he found out he couldn't sign everyone's covid checks so he had his name put on the memo line. I was worried the bank wouldn't take mine with his name blacked out in sharpie but don't worry they did

5/9/2025, 1:53:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is the coolest thing I have read in 1000 years. springsteen sucks, Billy Joel is a genius. Also if you take all the things people say about springsteen and make them about John Cougar Mellencamp they suddenly become correct.

5/9/2025, 1:51:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favorite things about myself is that I still don't and will never know which one is t*'s wife and which one is his daughter. Just two trashy morons I don't give a fuck about. No reason to distinguish between the two.

5/9/2025, 1:48:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow she looks like tammy fay baker now.

5/9/2025, 1:40:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My therapist said to me once "if you are going to say that word we can't talk about anything else until we've dealt with it." so I said "I take it back." and she thought that was fine.

5/9/2025, 1:27:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not to mention it is part of being a good citizen of the world.

5/9/2025, 1:21:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can network news get any worse? I would have thought that it could not but I suppose we are about to find out. Also, network news is exclusively for people over seventy, so we have to factor that into our calculations

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They're going full-out inventing new sites I have never heard of to provide a service that already exists these days.

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FYI he started out as Johnny Cougar because whatever major he was on thought Mellencamp sounded too Jewish. His 2nd album compromise was JCM then he had enough clout to use his real name.

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Is this the same as ozric tentacles?

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