Danny (@mardigroan.bsky.social) reposted
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
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view profile on Bluesky Danny (@mardigroan.bsky.social) reposted
Triglycerides were among the most unhealthy of the dinosaurs.
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Straterra advice
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I wish the flavored seaweed snacks and nori were as cheap as on the coast inland i wanna eat tons of that shit all the time
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
The whole eat food and exercise and shower shit is crazy. Bitch music is right here why the fuck am i moving for any of that
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Manically hopeful that exercise will save me somehow
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Hell yeah, champion
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I had to live in the basement for months and now we might not be able to stay here if i cant get more hours and my roommates dont find a job, at this point i just want to die, not worth it anymore, just constant bullshit
Hunky Kong (@thepaleape.bsky.social) reposted
it's halloween
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
But after eating the food on the walk up i realized i needed to sleep really bad so i looped back by the bike path and walked home I want a bicycle but i know the process of having and using that will be a hassle too so idk Im putting that off
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I had to get the halal I was so tired and it was hard not to sound weird ordering the food but i played it off ok Then i was gonna walk up to where the day drinking street dudes are and try and get that corner store one dollar beer Then check out businesses for getting extra hours
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Swear to god anytime i take something up from the basement or spend too long down there i can feel like mites or fleas biting my ankles or like laying fucking eggs in my skin or some shit
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I found 20 bucks i forgot about and im tempted to blow half of it on halal gyro when i know i shouldnt but it would be easy to eat and help put me to sleep i keep laying down and trying to sleep and end up getting back up after half an hour or an hour
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I swear the basement here is kinda mold poisoney
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Might get together my quarters and go find the chill day drunk who has a hookup on the dollar fifty nice beers from the one store but my subconscious only wants me to do this because ive been daydreaming off whupping the shit out of panhandling crackheads who lowkey have mad threating energy
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn that sucks start a underground david lynch watch drug party before / after class even tho thats kind of some inside a star wars plot ass shit to do in this situation
OL’ SIXGUN SLUGGO, THE GUN WIZARD (@saintsluggo.bsky.social) reposted
My relationship with media really changed the day I really internalized the fact there was already more tv, movies, cartoons and shorts than I could ever possibly watch, more music than I could ever possibly listen too, more internet than I could ever consume.
The Texas Chainsaw Ⓐndleman (@crammyandleman.bsky.social) reposted
Knowing that the world has more books than you could ever read in a lifetime really kind of fucks with you on some level. I admit I still get twinges of FOMO.
Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) reposted
I just figured out how to deal with a situation that I was thrown into in 1978.
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Awww shit
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food for money appreciated so much $cashlinrap
The 51st (@51st.news) reposted
Residents are finding all sorts of ways to fight ICE: They're recording and reporting. They're wheatpasting and sharing know-your-rights materials. And they're stepping up to care for each other, from delivering groceries to walking kids to school. 51st.news/dc-residents...
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Ayo sup
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Holy fucking shit they type like theyre ai too thats so fucked hahahaha or those are like ai bots replying in reality?
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I was a much more constant and fiercer internet user and shit poster a few years ago, I kind of wonder how much of it is learning that a lot of things aren’t even worth the effort, or sort of realistically giving up and being able to process the disillusionment, or a physical decline
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I love that my banner image here is me drunk, your pov: you are a urinal about to get pissed on, you can see the sort of whimsical carefree release in my eyes that comes from such moments
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Changing the stephen malkmus album to a sick animation album mid acid trip is one if the evilest things a man could do to you
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Trying to get back into self cognitive behavioral therapy techniques disguised as new age thought but its just not exciting enough and i find myself wrestling with and clashing with the positivity more these days, the sheer time i used to devote to it made it easier to digest
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I am concerned for my safety as depression season approaches
june egbert (official) (@june-egbert.bsky.social) reposted
sex with a girl with 4 buttcheeks so that when you're clapping them it sounds like doing foley work for a western
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here man
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Here’s to hopefully many more good years mate cheers
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Ok ok you win, youre old, happy? Lol
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
What a terrible night to krump n put in dat work
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
That band is awesome
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
What a terrible time to shudder and burst
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
What a terrible night to have a smurf
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
If 75 stands for 1975 and you were born then you young as hell boy!!!!
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
bsky.app/profile/cash...
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Did u read my reply to myself under that I ran out of space and was explaining my joke about mastodon to you ….
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Thats crazy because i was born 96 and i think there were still a couple dime stores around in my childhood but they just only had pieces of candy for dimes and the rest of the stuff was like close to dollar store prices or whatever
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda need the sauce on this
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Youll see that this was a punchline using mastodon as the butt of the joke as if it doesnt exist anymore … i posted please share my posts to “dead website” a few times, then said mastodon …. Like as if theyre shut down
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
I know they have a reputation for being kinda angsty and smarmy but its also its own whole website You cant really characterize a whole userbase anywhere accurately unless its super focused on one thing Idk if the people that run it are messed up though If you scroll my page
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Pfufurbing gotila fgjfueu dinf tmy ahfuirne
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Puttimg gorilla glue in my eyelids
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Please … share .. my .. postes…. TO MASTODON
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Please share my posts to kloutcoin
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Please share my posts to vine
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Please share my posts to friendster
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Putting some gorilla glue in my urethra
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
THIS WAS NEVER ABOUT PROTECTING ET, OR SLAUGHTERING ET! IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT MANIPULATION, MONEY, AND POWER!!!!!!!!
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Meow. Rawr. Yum yum :) *loads up my glock and sprays it into a cage full of ETs*
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I am going to bitch slap Garfield for calling one of my bitchez sloppy like cold lasagna. Him and jon are also always dine and dashing on handjobs
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Grab an M16. Come with me. He is in these woods
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
You take that back. I love him and will protect him. This includes insults against his head!!
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
It is just time for him to fucking die
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Plans for nigel
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
He borrowed money from the mob and his time is up
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
He must be punished
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I am gonna find ET the extra terrestrial and smash him to death with hammers
Captain Murphy 🏴☠️ (@sealab2021.org) reposted
Had a single BBQ rib 100 calorie pack of cheese itz and a sugar-free pudding for breakfast. Currently watching Duck Dodgers!
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Me still recovering from 2007
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Austin texas is supposed to be a pretty cool place
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
The world lacking culture is so fucked, the cultures of mentorship, meeting in places, nothing even feels like a real fad that people do anymore its all drowned in this age of digital glorified newspaper life
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Karate kidz bop
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Having men be into you gets old, when is an older woman who is down on her luck going to take advantage of me in a somewhat problematic way
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
kinda thinking i should rescratch my own name into my leg because that was kinda bad ass Having a girlfriend i did it for while we were dating was cool (she was hardcore it didnt freak her out) but afterwards you feel kind of silly Your own name is awesome tho (as moronic as it kinda is lol)
Cody 🍃 (@cosmeffect.com) reposted
I decided it's time to quit smoking in the last 24 hours, and I haven't had cigarettes since, and I might allow myself a little superstition to keep from slipping up. Looking at the past day and how things have since gone, there might be a good chance if all goes well.
Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted
we need remedial lying classes for autistic people dealing with fascism. like for self defense
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as i consider caffeine a drug, it also makes you more sober
{|[dezmo]|} /🌐/ cyberclergy (@dezmo.bsky.social) reposted
the black mold growing in my brain is what makes my music so good
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
People that like psychedelics arent weird. Theyre normal as fuck! And theyre also spoiled posers!
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
More jaded than tired of
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
What a terrible night to have a curse
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Im tired of drunk people, im tired of sober people
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
They added a distortion pedal to this bus stop requested sound
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Night creature in the ventilation of the aquatic snorks and smurfs convention by larrible hurchinskotch manor
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I took bronkaid but immstil kinda tired
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Bookstore in the woods
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
What up tonight
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I want to fucking dance but my hip kinda sore
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
At a certain point its practical and necessary to at least thing about it, even if its in 50 years
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
Well thats the point of blacking out, not feeling anything Yeah i want life to change and i have times where i feel better but overall things just kind of look worse and getting old means your body slowly falling apart and shit
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
My stomach is all weird aand fucked up
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Good things happen to those that work for them
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
All suicide prevention resources are designed to make me commit suicide ten times faster. Give me codeine and hoes or fix the economy and western civilizations culture
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social) reply parent
All suicide prevention resources are designed to make me commit suicide ten times faster. Give me codeine and hoes or fix the economy and western civilizations culture
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
The orb featuring lee scratch perry m.youtube.com/watch?v=SQx-...
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Rugrats was 1991. Insane. Foundational
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I want to succeed but this life shit crazy
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Been thinking that a comfortable death is possible if you get a certain amount of juice alcohol drinks deep youre numb enough to swallow infinite advils or some shit then crank out more beers to black out
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
I try to get places early and i end up being almost late
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Amiga PC’s Foucault
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Amigara’s Foucault
Cashlin (@cashlin.bsky.social)
Television for babies is part of civilization’s peak. Everyone just bumbling around and meeting friends and learning things and singing little songs. It exists in a world where the evil of this world has been eliminated.