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marc maron has theo on the hunt for the most innocuous interviews possible
So if the Epstein files is a hoax..why did Epstein kill himself 🤔
Ha ha ha.
Anytime you get confronted by MAGA regarding immigration or mass shootings (mass murders), please remember what Jon Stewart says here.
Starring Jack Lemon.
Vance is chomping at the bit.
In celebration of Werner Herzog winning the GOLDEN LION at the opening of the Venice film Festival here are his 24 rules for filmmakers. What's great is that they can apply to any creative project.
Pop 1/2 the bottom and put it on top of the icing. Makes a little sandwich.
Bill Belichick has been placed under arrest following a nationwide manhunt.
You’re telling me they got a perfectly framed and exposed photo during an assignation attempt but they can’t get one clear picture of this tub of lard going to a golf course?
For those of you online who keep fantasize about the president passing away, you realize who the eternal president of North Korea is right?
Vegans are insufferable.
I'm going on record. You don't cover up dead. He's not dead. However, he's sick as shit. That you can cover up for a bit. But just a bit. Mostly I hope he feels like absolute shit and is very scared of death. That I can work with.
without the knuckles up it looks weird.
The voiceover is like a bedtime story 🛏️ 🤣 Zingerman's Bakehouse Ann Arbor, Michigan
My weight this morning at 05:00 hours is 167.9 lbs. (76.16 kg.) It was 177.9 lbs (80.7 kg.) August 24th because of the prednisone medicine. I was hungry at 12:30 am but I did not eat because of my prime directive, "Does it move me closer to or further from my goal l?" My goal is 165 lbs. (74.84 kg.)
I very much doubt it happened but if/when it does, the story will probably break in some ridiculous way, like a cabinet secretary accidentally posting it on Pinterest
frustrating that democrats haven’t done more. Play fricking hard ball. Do illegal things to match his illegal acts.
White people dinner is not delicious.
Pussies.
Y I K E S
Holy shit!
Shouldn’t they have their own printers? We print national security thru hotel WiFi now?
Ubbi Dubbi
Fox News Reporter Jacqui Heinrich: The way that it felt in the room was not good. It did not seem like things went well. And it seemed like Putin came in and steam rolled, got right into what he wanted to say and got his photo next to the president and then left
this is the most accurate phrase on aging EVER!
Thank you President Polk!
You said girl and instead of good, but that’s hilarious as is
the trend of dressing in old pajamas and filthy house slippers to go to the airport is MADDENING!
Kieran’s wig is a pollutant
Damn great observation!!!
I cannot recommend this book about screenwriting more highly.
Growing up a Gen Xer, i fell like 56 percent of tv shows were about kids getting kidnapped. Yet our parents still didn’t know where we were till Sunday.
This IS a lot going on! 😍😍😍😍
apparently, only polished turds get interviewed.
lol. no shit.
You should look up what his son Nick did.
I lived this. Gen X raised ourselves.
Ya'll can meet up with Epstein there, too! Also, release the files.
also the very cool and powerful parade
he was such a scumbag.
Fucking spell correct.
This is how I began every morning on the #Superman set, saying hello to Jolene, the Krypto stand-in.
This is the correct take.
I hate that. Especially when you’re a ……. Writer!
"Introducing 14-year-old Doe to Donald J. Trump, Epstein elbowed Trump playfully asking him, referring to Doe, 'This is a good one, right?' Trump smiled and nodded in agreement. They both chuckled and Doe felt uncomfortable, but, at the time, was too young to understand why."
Then the pardon comes.
Diarrhea sauce.
id rather him face consequences. unless thats a metaphor than - perfect!
fuck that
his swollen legs wouldnt fit on the poster
awwww 😍! he should keep doing this!
changing a team name is extremely expensive.
Well Done, Dr Brown.
Finally got a chance to watch the @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social routine about Trump and Epstein that came out a few days ago. I am blown away that he managed to put together a full hour of stand-up about breaking news and it's somehow polished and funny as hell. Give it a watch and share it.
Yiiiiiikes
Creepy.
Dasha's dishonest reporting on Trump while at MSNBC is one of the reasons he was reelected. So why is she at Politico?
The Phillies did the kiss cam thing to Coldplay
I had to shake his hand once. (YUCK AND IT WAS c1993.) It was a disgustingly limp, half-hand, no-grip, doughy thing. My point is, no one’s gonna grip that thing till it bruises.
He’s such a pussy he got bruised shaking hands?
It doesn't matter why he's worried about the Epstein files. You don't need to know why. It only matters that he's shown us it is an open wound, and it is our job only to shove a rotten 2x4 into it.
Trump looks new to drinking. Weird.
I have no idea what this means but I'm fully committed to keeping this conversation going if for no other reason than his blood pressure.
yep!
Is your wife enjoying your commentary on the show?
dementia behavior mixed with love of gold things
yup
“‘Trump is lying? Dismissing reasonable concerns as bad faith whining? Attacking anyone who disagrees?’ Stewart said … ‘The Trump that you’re just experiencing now, to your deep disappointment and dismay, is the dude we’ve been dealing with the whole f***ing time.’” apple.news/ALQ7x2pmBQxW...
😬
this is how it works.
I worked in PR for the Kansas City Royals. One day I came back to my desk to find George Brett (a retired local baseball legend) drinking my Diet Coke. It was AMAZING! When I was a little kid I had his poster in my room. 😍
Wonder why we're not getting that list... www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzwE...
“The humane society is seeking Houston-area foster families to help care for animals in need. Foster families are provided with food, medicine and other essential items for the animals.”
so epstein dies mysteriously and his client list is quashed and it all happens under the same president, is that the score?
it's amusing to me to see Trumpers banging on about Bondi orchestrating an Epstein coverup while refusing to devote an extra thought to who she would be trying to protect
I don’t think he means the middle. I think he means it’s time to try white (people)
O. M. G. !!
we should do our own research on your sources?
@drjackbrown.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/jonc...
Diaper sweat
You know that's the same type of graphics they have to do for Trump
All that Diet Coke preserved that mutherfucker and now we are stuck with him forever.
You ever just shit out 60,000 words and call it a book? Do it. Be a Man. I mean, ahem, Be a Writer.
Ayatollah Trump?
Trump is one of the most photographed men in the world, ever wonder why you’ve never seen him with a five ‘o’ clock stubble?
i dont get it. help.
Tom Hanks has them.
Why do you wear eyeliner?
no
ok. which flag will be flying form them? Trump 2028?
Tucker Carlson says Fox is a propaganda network that manipulates their mostly elderly audience.
those look like Cracker Barrel chairs.
Walz: "This cannot be the norm. It cannot be the way that we deal with our political differences. Now is the time for us to recommit to the core values of this country ... Talk to a neighbor rather than arguing. Debate an issue. Shake hands. Find common ground. This is who Melissa Hortman was."
The basic point here is, what Lee is saying is not true, but even if it were, who cares? Whether the assailant is a Marxist or Democrat doesn’t make the act less worthy of condemnation. More on moral disengagement in this post, from my Substack course open.substack.com/pub/asharang...