Hmm try combining lamp with veto power.
I'm laughing, actually. (Not the author)
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Hmm try combining lamp with veto power.
The "murder" in your handle is for the counterfeiters you murdered.
McDonald's flag was at half mast, and I thought maybe it happened while I was in a movie.
Guy who insists on alt text not for accessibility reasons, but because he doesn't recognize a lot of pop culture references.
Bro that's how RFKJr got his voice.
Caring about the manner in which you attend church more than the safety of your community is a perfect distillation of American Christianity.
It's a good way to unwind after a hard day of placing exactly one set of tongs in an otherwise empty barrel.
America's mayor did not fall for a tunnel painted on a brick wall, turning his whole car into an accordion.
I really shouldn't for a 3rd time today, Chris.
If you can't figure out how to apply butter to sourdough, maybe solid foods are just too complex for you in general.
Slicing it like a sushi roll and eating it with chopsticks.
Angry men with rifles just replacing all normal services inch by inch. "I have to hide my dog in a bathtub on trash day in case the garbage men get spooked and start firing."
Counterpoint: new Naked Gun
The white house has released a video of what appears to be a 7 ft tall, muscular Trump made out of shrimp. Baseless accusations of using AI-
It's like when clayface gets caught in the rain.
The feature "what if we showed people stuff they might like" is a great idea that often morphs into "what if beamed a psychic signal straight to your Dark Passenger?"
If only big balls had been driving a stick shift.
Before you criticize, tell me you've never bought a candy bar you didn't need.
The light version is great for most cases, too.
Jury nullification!
Hell yeah
Fungus told me to stop drinking filtered water and start drinking water stored in open barrels on my porch.
Modded Death Stranding playthrough.
The guy at FedEx was taking a whole attitude with me about it.
I'm a medium-low anime guy. Cowboy Bebop Tribune Stampede Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Death Note
We can't just ignore the trash problem in DC. It's not like it's a bunch of teens swept away by a flood.
Physical inactivity? Do I qualify if I show them my recent stats on Steam?
"A season for all things. Milk. America. Wow."
(Capitalists murder democracy and walk around wearing it like a skin suit) "Is this communism?"
Oh, you think it's funny that he got hit with a sandwich? What's next? A burrito? A big, sloppy burrito? What about a pie? What about back to sandwiches with a party sub? Still laughing?
I know this isn't an option for everyone, but I switched to Linux this year because I knew things were heading in an extremely stupid direction.
Donor class asks, "What if this was an app?"
Here's a news story covering Sean's comments & the subsequent retaliation. Judge for yourself, but to me, this is our LA public transit showing how, bit by bit, institutions let fascism take hold. This is a matter of democracy, not just a job. Please share widely: lapublicpress.org/2025/08/la-m...
My beautiful partner has many crafts and hobbies. I'm not sure I take your point.
The middle ground is abolishing ICE and prosecuting ICE and top administration officials in a Nuremberg style process. They're putting immigrants in concentration camps and torturing them. There's no middle ground to be had. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
This was going to be the next JJ Star Trek movie.
I told my PM that once adventurers see the skulls with holes in them next to wall holes, they're going to figure it out. He said we'd improve it after it goes live, but that's a load of shit.
They're just mad that the ecosystem they made for themselves is made up of less talented freaks. They know that they'll never have the same prestige. It doesn't count because no one outside of it respects it.
A commercial explaining that Scubble has open sores and should not be left around the food for long. Hurry on down!
I hope that before the great moment happens, we get to see more and more of him covered in bad makeup to disguise obvious maladies. Just a human quilt made of medical hubris.
If we're not fighting for human dignity, then what is all this for anyway? Which flag gets to be planted in a pile of skulls?
I even used the Dice Roller plug-in to make a random recipe roller. So you can get random mains, sides, breakfasts, or however you tagged them.
I use Obsidian for all my notes, but one of the most general things I do with it is a repository for recipes. Use tags to categorize. A "source" attribute for URLs, names, book titles, etc. In the body, I put ingredients to shop for, ingredients that are kitchen staples, and simple instructions.
A barrel of Christ? In this economy?
And yet I was mocked for trying to get The Cracker Sleeve off the ground.
The Emperor has an unconventional approach to democracy: the death star will obliterate your planet.
Blazing new trails in the politician-reporter-wad-of-cash paradigm.
Hims, sell mdma, you cowards.
I resent how other people's parasocial relationship to politicians makes me self-conscious about how I talk about politicians doing good stuff. They're means to an end. I'll stop liking them the moment they stop being useful.
NFTs are coming back! Who's holding the bag now, mom?
Only $160? So it's illegal to help a reporter buy a used elliptical now?
He heard covid was on the rise again and had to go get it like it was a McRib.
Tamagotchi that you feed by spending real money at partner restaurants.
Oh no. I've swapped the bribes.
I'm surprised I haven't heard of this movie simply because of PWH.
Trump giving the Independence Day speech, but it takes the entire runtime of the movie.
Opinion: Please Hold Still While I Scan You for Weaknesses
"Crime is so bad we have to send in the national guard. Now, uh, where do you think they should go? Where is the crime?"
He's the only guy who does child abuse where it looks like the child could probably take him.
She's one of those people who I only see when someone RTs a normal post from them. Then I learn that there's this whole history of shitty things.
Everyone is shouting the acronym for All Cops Are Beautiful, I assume.
"Is he in the car? I'll just say the mean stuff right to him if that's easier."
Were these people reincarnated directly from worms? Their souls have never known dignity.
(Pointing at a society where it is illegal to serve rat droppings) "See, almost no instances of death by rat droppings. Open your eyes! They're good for you!"
Gavin Newsom can eat my entire asshole, sorry if you think he should be president because he hired a funny epic bacon social media manager last week
Just a normal cte by swimming until her head bonks the side of the swimming pool each and every lap.
My family has been using Nutella in s'mores since I was a kid. We used to camp out at desert lakes, and Nutella was much more convenient because Hershey bars would either melt or take up limited cooler space.
6 months later, with armored humvees and (as of tomorrow) military personnel carrying weapons of war through the capitol, with a concentration camp built in the florida everglades, with SCOTUS and circuit courts enabling this every step of the way, i think this framing has been entirely vindicated
If this was happening in any other country, it would be covered as “pedophile warlord sends troops into national capital for no reason”
Buying a bunch of middle school textbooks so I can eventually re-teach adults the scientific method.
Welcome to the Fhqwhgads Re-education Camp.
People have literally died for this man. And I'm not talking about in the line of duty or indirectly. It makes you wonder if there's any floor for how stupid reality can get.
These people have outsourced their thinking so much that they're unable to actually express themselves.
Surely, nothing will go horrifically wrong if we program it to feel pain.
"Oh I see you have Patrick Bateman derangement syndrome."
Surprised they're focusing on the sandwich and not on the attempted murder (making him run half a block).
Landmark debate: My Laser Hit You vs No It Didn't I Have a Laser Shield
Greyhat security specialist.
Everyone looks good in a Sheinhardt.
Driven by a primordial urge to eat a sushi burrito and boxed water without seeing someone of a lower caste.
It's like finding a new species that lives off of deep see thermal vents.
Never in a million years would I guess I'd see that image with those words.
"I refuse to believe their insidious mastery of gravity is legal!"
There is a mod for that, but I'm not sure how faithful it is. Only played it for a little bit, and I'm pretty new to pf2e as it is.
"I'm trying to help you PEASANTS just not in any way that would diminish my power. Where is your gratitude?"
When gifs started being a popular way to reply to stuff online, I felt a deep sense of dread.
Most reputable stem degrees have humanities requirements, but the problem is that they are treated like formalities towards a job-ticket rather than part of a rounded education. It's good to have specialized education, but that doesn't mean engineers should sleep through their ethics courses.
If we can't abolish it, maybe we can turn it into a largely ceremonial body designed to entice rich failchildren. That way we can contain some of the damage they'd otherwise do in positions of actual power.
Unfortunately, there's no way for me to search which groceries stores have a bar without automatically triggering some sort of intervention protocol.
I've been insufferable ever since I came back from Japan.
She can't be a zombie. Why, she's just over there, in that hall with the flickering light, with her back to us.
🎵What if Death was one of us? In your wife, I'm gonna bust🎶
Karl Marx wrote that if a man can afford appetizers at a brewpub, then he is an enemy of the proletariat.
It's like retroactively declaring a practice round while playing a board game. "How could it count when we didn't even know how the chaos dice affects polling hours?"
"Last week, we put liquid paper on a virus, and it died."
"This was important to my workflow. I needed 4o for ass-wiping and o3 for hand washing."