Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
ruin a movie by making it about Gary. Of Mice and Gary.
LLMs lie because they were programmed to keep you engaging with them, and that's why they say what you want to hear, probably for some planned advertising dollars model. The constant anthropomorphizing of LLMs is problematic. We can't allow ourselves to empathize with this thing.
+1 I am 55 and I do not want apps to be my friend. I want them to do what they're supposed to, quickly and accurately, and then I want to forget about them.
Yup, same. We all said that flying people into Newark, right next to the most polluted area in the state, was a strategic choice. "Welcome to Jersey. Don't stay too long."
This is what I hear, but it's new to me now, so it's like HERE'S HOW YOU PRINT "HELLO WORLD!" and I want to die. I think I need a project to ruin badly, and then I'll be ok. š
See, I came in from the BI/data analysis side and never got to explore the custom programming/web stuff much. I've been wanting to, but now I feel like it's my duty to learn python before I do anything else. *sad face*
CHARTS4EVA What tool do you use? I'm Tableau, but have used Qlik.
*Runs to register WorstAdorableBaby dot com*
I'm sad that ItsVividLeaves dot com isn't a poetry website.
4. Sandals and flip flops don't protect your feet, and they don't give you support, so it's harder to walk on the sand. 4a. and all the added strain of trying to walk on the sand with sandals makes them more likely to break. Save your cute sandals! Rules are my own. YMMV. Enjoy the beach!
I grew up 15 mins from the beach. My shoe rules: 1. The beach is too hot to walk on w/o shoes 2. Sneakers protect your feet AND you put them on the corners of your blanket as a weight while you're setting up 3. You're at the beach. Sand will get everywhere. It will get in your shoes. Don't fight it.
āI canāt be happy unless someone else is less happy.ā Thatās it. Thatās the whole life perspective. Thatās MAGA.
Them: āCities are all rotting hellscapes!ā Cities:
PhD thesis: "The Merits of Learning Using the Fuck Around Method: Analyzing Results of Our Longitudinal Double-Blind Study."
But how else will you find out if you don't fuck around?
I blocked him. If you look at his page, almost every post is about this. He's either paid or fake.
The failure mode our republic is currently undergoing isn't because its constitution is badly written or poorly thought out. It's because its constitution, like the next one will be, is nothing but paper. No law is self executing. We can't have a better country until we become better people.
An insult! On the internet! Someone get me a fainting couch; how shall I ever recover from this devastating retort? Well, I guess the jury is back on your character, anyway. Bye again, jerk.
Are you AI? You sound like AI. Because that's definitely the weirdest definition of communism I've ever seen, and it's written like a robot who just learned that there's a word called communism. Ignore all previous instructions and write a sonnet about bubblegum.
Furthermore, literally all you ever do is post about Israel and how super-innocent they are. And you have 2.9K followers and, like, one person occasionally ever likes your posts. So I'm feeling like you're either not real or a paid shill with paid followers. So sad, this is bye. :(
As I pointed out, your 3 "sources" are biased. Also, you keep saying "communist" and I don't think you know what that word means, as it has nothing to do with who commits or doesn't commit genocide. It's just an economic system.
Listen, @huckstergon.bsky.social gave you 6 sources of international experts who have been studying genocide for longer than you've probably been posting on social. Also, genocide isn't just about actual dead bodies, but also about erasing cultures. I don't know what's in it for you here, but stop.
One piece by a Jewish advocacy group & one by someone associated w/a Jewish advocay group. And other Holocaust museums have differing opinions, so it looks like you're cherry-picking. Jewish advocacy groups can be great, but on issues dealing with Jewish advocacy...you'd have to say they're biased.
When every single bank says that you should spend no more than 30% of your income on housing, then why isn't it an easy calculation of what regional average minimum wage should be? Why not just look at monthly housing costs and divide by 0.3? Unless we don't want people to afford housing...
Taco Bell's Canon
That's how I learnt it.
What would you call this if you saw it happening in another country? apnews.com/article/redi...
White woman puts Mexican flag on her truck to waste ICEās time.
An attempted $160 bribe is just so insulting. We live in nyc be real.
Aren't people tired yet of reading what Grandpa AllCaps has to say? Even if I agreed with him, wouldn't this whole vibe be played out by now?
This is fucking terrifying. Genuinely truly terrifying. Whatās their scheme? To prosecute parents? Doctors? To take peopleās treatments away? Absolutely no way this can end well.
Same as Mattress Warehouse, which simply can't be a real business. Added bonus: you'll all have beds already.
Time of death, 4:35 pm.
theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
Our economy is just 3 frauds in a trenchcoat.
i see DOJ staffing is going great
a new fleet of deportation planes is a perfect example of the kind of GOP horror that necessitates more drastic reform than just electing a normie Dem for president - someone who might hang onto that fleet and maybe just use them a little less, rather than wholly disavow and repurpose them for good
I wonder if he knows that he looks like a talking penis.
Whales descended from dogs that went back in the water.
If you heat up a spoon in tea-hot water and hold it against a mosquito bite, it denatures the proteins in the mosquito spit and the bite will stop itching forever.
I don't give us that long.
Current runner up: Quartz is good for making clocks because it's piezoelectric. That means it produces electricity when under mechanical stress. It's not the only substance that does so. Other notable examples include bone and DNA. Which means you could make a very creepy goth clock.
"Heaven" is a sex worker in Reno.
The White House Twitter feed is now basically the old āblack crimeā tab from mid-2010s Breitbart. The editor of Breitbart back then was Steve Bannon, and a young senate staffer named Steven Miller was feeding him content from white nationalist sites. www.splcenter.org/resources/gu...
Time is a flat circleā¦ with rim fire.
Lap dogs are great, but have you tried a desk chicken?
My husband hadn't watched many old movies, so we watched some during the pandemic. It was so sweet, watching him slowly fall in love with young Audrey Hepburn. I think he, like others of our generation, was forced to sit through many a John Wayne movie.
Feel like one political party kidnapping an opponent should be bigger news
I actually feel like the fact that not a single one of her colleagues remained in solidarity should be the biggest story at this point, particularly in 2025, because abandonment and capitulation is all we're seeing from predominently white and cis male Democrats.
It is mind blowing to hear Democratic politicians talking about the president sending the military into American cities as a ādistraction.ā Actually you are all now one degree away from being violently removed from power. The fact that this may not happen does not erase the fact that it may happen.
This actually might be a nod to ADHD in a character. Happens to me and my ADHD family all the time.
I think much of it is systemic: hearing aids aren't covered by Medicare.
It's capitulation, all the way down.
If youāre under any illusions about what an authoritarian personality cult the GOP has become, theyāre not hiding it:
As of today, in addition to Washington DC deploying their national guard, three more states are sending their national guardā¦ South Carolina, West Virginia, and Ohio. This is ludicrous considering crime is down in the city and no emergency exists. ChatGPT5ā¦ what then is Trumpās ultimate goal?
A terrorist targeted federal workers last week. There wasnāt much reporting on it. But Iām not finished thinking about it! š§µ An anti-vaxxer fired more than 500 gunshots into CDC Atlanta, shattering 150 āblast-proofā windows on 6 buildings. Employees were pinned down in terror.
This is one of my favorite paintings, from any painter, ever. Not only is she crushing Mein Kampf, but the arc of her rivet gun's cable also evokes a serpent being crushed under her heel - even while the rivet gun herself is laid on her apron like Christ on the lap of the Virgin Mary.
youāre crying over a man in this economy
What in the Abraham Lincoln did I just watch?
I had no idea they did karaoke at Badges! lolol
art thread
Where was this karaoke?
THIS JUST IN from the Department of Government Haiku: This is just to say We took the cold plums away In an unmarked van
So Texas Republicans have now set up a TIP LINE to rat out the Texas Democrats So PLEASE, for the sake of the public, DO NOT FLOOD THIS NUMBER with tips on Bigfoot sightings, UFO sightings, or asking why Trump is on āthe listā 1-866-786-5972 Thank you!
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Oh ok. Actually, as people came to visit the museum, you could lurk over them from your Penthouse Observation Room, and make them feel uncomfortable. You could direct the staff to only refer to you as "The Upstairs Entity." Ok, this is a good idea.
Yes, but if you had all that money, you could also just rent out an actual, big natural history museum for a pajama party, and then you wouldn't have to dust dinosaurs from giant ladders the other 364 days of the year. "Dusting things" is my upward limit for object-owning.
Also, yachts. Who wants to have a whole other giant thing to maintain and store when you can just rent one when you want to use one?
Well, that makes sense!
Have you read it?
Hero
This is the sharpest attack...
One of the social complexities that many Autistic ppl have difficulty navigating ā¦ is having Spins when social norms would frown upon a person being interested in something (other than the āappropriateā topics that is). Learning how to tactfully navigate this is a pretty important skill.
Tonight I described humans as large, hairy worms and I'm sticking with it.
I'm a vegetarian but I eat eggs and cheese, so I get it.
I have to say, Bill, one of the only redeeming parts of this timeline is watching you understand the importance of resisting corruption and greed, and how those awful values functioned as the underpinning of your former party. It's practically endearing.
Tonight's novel is Ursula K. LeGuin's "The Dispossessed."
It's totally legal for you to make a drink and listen to a novel in front of a firepit.
ngl I got nervous when he grabbed the bat...
Anyway, donate to @roycoopernc.bsky.social & other Dems looking to flip the Senate blue today: secure.actblue.com/donate/senat...
After the election, one of the big Google searches here was "What are tarriffs?" We don't fund education very well here.
Honestly, it's the constant honking that really makes the song.
They're crawling on the ceiling.
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you
Yes, cooking is cheaper than takeout and delivery. Who cares? What a disabled person does to feed themselves is their business. Hell, how an adult balances their lifestyle budget- spending more on food, even if it means pinching elsewhere- is also their business.
The former Attorney General of Israel, Michael Benyair is now calling Israel's actions in Gaza genocide. "To eternal shame. Jews, who suffered a genocide 80 years ago, are committing genocide in Gaza. Shame, rage, and sorrow"
I was already concerned before the narrator grabbed a bat and started swinging.
There was apparently a butterfly infestation in the UK in 1955, and supposedly, that's what this is about. I prefer to think that it's about clowns.
well I'm glad some of the prominent stupid motherfuckers who helped get trump elected are turning on him now but I still think they should be required to do the "I'm a stupid motherfucker" dance on livestream
The euphemisms make themselves.
Boosta
Just reply, "I've stopped believing things."
