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Celestina Andreia da Silva Pereira Gomes, Big Booty Lady of the Faith | celestinakitty5@gmail.com | #charitystreamer at http://www.sharkstars.net || she/they/xe | featured on BBC | Writer/Copyeditor | av: @artofstarseeker.bsky.social
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Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
*slides in wearing my talk book nerdy to me shirt* put me in coach
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
YAY
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Hi! I'm a writer by trade, a bit of voice acting and singing. I'm pan, if I would qualify! <3
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
the last time I played it i think i was like 11 or 12 sooooooooooooooooo yeah that fits.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
I'm just gonna be blunt, I saved a cat back in the late 00s from the inside and it was fine until someone started screaming, then I had to have the rabies series. The first day was the worst. Injections at every puncture point. Nearly 40. Then the bone crushing (for me) arm series. You don't want.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
@formaldehydefce.bsky.social you're up my friend. Get this.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
*cough* F1 was a better movie when I saw it as Driven. Still fun to watch.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
the second because you can restart the first at any time
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
you but that's cuz you a snacc
Slow Burn Podcast (@slowburncast.bsky.social) reposted
🐭September Slow Burn Side Quest🧀 Each month we highlight a game and discuss it on our discord and a future show! This month's game is "Squeakross" we can't wait to check out this cozy game that features puzzles, home decorating all while playing as a cute lil mouse!
Kokoro Kitchen ✨🍡 Wishlist NOW!! 🥭🍂 (@mangoleafgames.bsky.social) reposted
We will be in the Cozy Gaming Show this weekend! 🎉 With a brand new trailer 👀 Mark it on your calendar, you won't want to miss all these games 🫶 #gamedev #indiegame #cozygame
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
#3: In interpretation and acting events, students are prohibited from performing material created by generative AI sources. (didn't get screenshot of details, sorry)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
GenAI news, from at least Kansas. For speech/theater competition. #forensics #speech #highschool #genAI #AI pro AI anything will be blocked, you are warned.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Florida man, KS senator, whole ass Dr. y'all this guy is scarier than rfkjr i stg.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
you got me behind you glaring at them threateningly rawr 👀
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Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
yeah it's deleted and i never looked at it before now. you must have a cache
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
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Jay Edidin (@edidin.bsky.social) reposted
As you’re insulting the short sighted, poorly conceived, and malicious actions of politicians and tech bros: Keep in mind that “moron” and “idiot” are ableist slurs. If you can’t say something mean without equating bad actors to the people they’re harming, shut the fuck up and buy a thesaurus.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
haha, Taurus is great, do those sharks eat a lot?
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Working on school related stuff today, then stream stuff later. I will be streaming either tomorrow or Friday after I take my dad to lunch for his Birthday. I won't be doing coworking stream today because I'm watching videos I have to concentrate on at first at least. Maybe later! <3
Beacon Press (@beaconpress.bsky.social) reposted
20 years ago, Hurricane Katrina thrashed lower Louisiana in the eerie early morning hours of August 29. 6 days after landfall, NOPD officers shot 6 Black citizens on the Danziger Bridge and hatched a cover-up with their supervisors. #TDIH
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
i have a shark skeleton... because i giggle snort at it
SK Winnicki, PhD 🏳️⚧️ (@skwinnicki.bsky.social) reposted
Fun fact: if you teach any type of organismal biology you can justify buying the inaccurate skeletons (to yourself) by saying “I’m bringing this to class and having students identify all the inaccuracies as a learning opportunity” The students in my ornithology class loved it
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
brain who needs it cheese everyone needs it
SQUEAKROSS: Home Squeak Home (@alblune.bsky.social) reposted
me after playing squeakross for 10 hours and i have no brain anymore
Pixburghgrrl (@pixburghgrrl.bsky.social) reposted
Told ya... Cracker Barrell's kerfuffle was ONE activist investor crying on the Twitter machine bc he didn't like the new CEO putting mimosas on the menu or the store refreshes so he pitched a fit but only got the old logo back so he's still mad. Good. www.wsj.com/podcasts/the...
Weather History (@weatherhistory.bsky.social) reposted
September 2nd, 1935: The infamous Labor Day hurricane slammed Florida. The Category 5 remains the most intense storm to have struck the US directly. Parts of the Florida Keys were completely devastated, with estimates putting the death toll over 400.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
So *that* is why I got spayed. And if anyone has a problem with it, you can deal with it. I'm going to enjoy living a much less pain free life. Maybe I can even buy light coloured underwear again sometime and not have it stained the first day of wearing it. (Fin.)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
...mainly because they're gone. I can sit upright. My back doesn't hurt all the time (just my tailbone, that's an after effect of surgery). I don't feel like my lower stomach is going to rip off my intestines. I can eat and process food correctly again. (10/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
He goes, "Oh, yeah, you had fibroids too." *excusemethefuckwhat*. Yeah. I had a few. Not sure of how big. But for the better part of a decade and a half (plus however long before that) I've been gaslit. I was very, very angry about it on Friday. I'm more calm now. (9/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
At my 2 week appointment, he said I was doing great, and that I needed to keep that up. I can lift the cats (hurray) and try to go back slowly to life. (this is a point of derision elsewhere.) I mentioned how all these weird pains and such disappeared. 10 lbs lost in surgery. (8/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
That's my current doc. Hilarious, loves humour, very at ease with him and his staff. I got a laparoscopic done by robot and they took everything down there. I got nothing left. I'm happy. This is gender affirming surgery, too, as a nonbinary/genderqueer person. (7/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Finally - *finally* - I got insurance again and with the US as it is, I shot my shot. My mom went through menopause TWICE and NO FUCKING THANK YOU. Got referred to a doctor who said "heck yes. But we can't do it here, because of one of your syndromes. Have to go here." (6/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
I attributed those, as always, to just a bad roll of the dice. Multiple doctors said I had nothing wrong - no fibroids, everything looked fine. But I was bleeding nearly every day, as I chart it in one year there were 54 days I didn't. but "you're fine". "Lose some weight." k. (5/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Gallbladder came out on a Monday. He came home from NICU a month later. Never regretted it. Things happen for a reason. I wish his two older sisters were here, but that's the way it is. Ever since I had my c-section, I've had major pains almost all the time. (4/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
I also had a birth control thing in my arm, and uh, it's still there. We can't find it. Good chance my body absorbed it. I'm full of plastics AND microplastics. Kiddo came at 33&4. I was in the hospital for 5 days, active labor for 72 hours prior to c-section, he was born on Friday. (3/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
First off - I actually didn't want kids. I have a kid. Because I was told over 20 years ago I wouldn't have them because I was internally wrecked from miscarrying two before I was 24 and the graphic violence I had before that/intermingled in that time. (2/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Okay, so I'm going to say a few things about my hysterectomy. If you don't want to hear it, skate on by. No photos, just a lot of thoughts and some surprising feelings. I keep getting mixed emotions from a lot of people, and I just want to get this out today. (1/11)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
we love to see it.
The Vagabond Tabby (@thevagabondtabby.bsky.social) reposted
CORRECT ACTION
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
You will enjoy it more when you come back. If you come back. You don't have to. You also don't have to shit on people who like the game still. I have so much I want to do in this game I could play it for a year every day and not be done.
Joshua Eaton (@joshuaeaton.bsky.social) reposted
Please stop wish-casting physical illnesses for your political opponents. It was gross when people did it to Clinton in 2016, and it’s gross now.
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
as always, thank you Christian and Sophie for my favorite webcomic and all the loveliness you've given over the years. (my stream just chatting screen is a @thelifeofsharks.com original! 💙💙💙)
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
yay! @thelifeofsharks.com book collection is complete FOR NOW! 🦈
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
solidarity from a former barista.
Starbucks Workers United (@sbworkersunited.org) reposted
Happy Labor Day! Anybody see this in today's newspaper? ✊🔥 Sign our pledge to stand with over 12,000 union Starbucks workers and say No Contract, No Coffee! 👉 bit.ly/NoContractNoCoffee
Laura Davulis (@davulis.bsky.social) reposted
If you are in or near Baltimore you should know that the Walters Art Museum (which is free!) has a small but wonderful exhibit about cats in medieval manuscripts
Fumihiko Ikegami (@fikgm.bsky.social) reposted
Today is the National Disaster Prevention Day in Japan, commemorating the 1923 Great Kanto Earthquake which devastated Tokyo and Yokohama. Here is the ground displacements map after the EQ, which was of course made without GPS or InSAR... www.gsi.go.jp/kohokocho/ko...
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
central ks here. i am not complaining.
Anna Anne Anthropy (@cyborgurl.bsky.social) reposted
All this week, I'll be posting lesson plans and materials from my History of RPGs class, where I ran micro versions of historically significant TTRPGs like AD&D and Apocalypse World! Every day I'll post a new game I ran in my class. Stay tuned!
nonbinary cardinal copia (@asterionhex.monster) reposted
I think ouija boards are harmless fun in the hands of humans but I’m pretty sure cats can conjure some demons
Disney Prime Video + (@disneyprimevideo.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
Wisconet (@wisconet.bsky.social) reposted
Happy Labor Day and Happy First Day of Climatological Fall!
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
this morning it is grey, 65f, and drizzly and i absolutely slept in until 8am when i got a text that woke me up. oh, what lovely sleeping weather. happy labor day
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
no i just want some
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
i write them to myself because then i'm like "hey i wrote that" and it's out of my system
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
honestly, perfect timing. I don't think it could be much better. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Very welcome. <3 #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
THANK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i am so happy we finally got to do this movie as a group. So, very, happy. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
This was 1993. It was ripe for those of us who were around this age to go out and READ. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Christopher Meledandri, now the CEO of Illumination, was an executive producer on this movie. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
too little too late, Thomas. You get to live with this for the rest of your life. Peter knew this. He also knew something like this had to happen to snap you out of it, Thomas. He did this so you could be a real person. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
i just want to watch the reacts roll in for the rest of the movie. Good luck, everyone. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
1939, still early in the war. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
I got my prom dress in 1998 because it looks somewhat like the singer's dress in the club scene. (think it's still around here somewhere actually lmao) #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Peter putting on a different uniform. Ready for war. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
yes. I don't have a site, but one of my interviewers found out about her brother that way. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
and now here's the cry for his dad that's been years in the making. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Hamburg was Nazified I believe starting in 33 for a reference (i may be wrong) #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
okay so peter opening the box with his knife instead of his hands is very symbolic, because it is his "job" side he is on but him being an actual human and curious is just there. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Peter making the deliveries is just. a lot. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
"Do you want me to--" the ENTIRE THEATER GASPED. (yeah i'm a shit i got to see this in theaters) #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Point of history: Gestapo foreshadows the Euthanasia program since it came later in autumn but backdates it to September, same day of the invasion. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Thomas screaming it. Peter not. (I get smaller worded as we go along because I'm far too afraid to spoil things to people. apologies.) #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Thomas: "Oh. Shit." #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
his argument with his mom is so rough. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
okay but can we talk about Robert Sean Leonard and Christian Bale having to act with KENNETH FUCKING BRANAGH for this? I would have been scared shitless. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
the precise reason it's such a hidden gem. they pulled zero punches. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Peter not wearing the uniform and Thomas wearing his during that scene is *very* important. We talked about "sides." #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
This movie goes through A LOT. OF. HISTORY. in it's runtime. and it's honestly pretty thorough for all it goes through, IMO. and now it's time to cry #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
and now the sides are drawn. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I think that's it. I really wish we knew more of his backstory. My thing I really wish I knew more of in this movie. but damn, kid has stones of solid titanium #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
and Arvid is the one who probably needed therapy out of the 3 of them the most. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Peter is the kid that had to grow up quickly. Thomas is the kid that never had to grow up. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't have to. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
The discussions in class *absolutely* were a thing and are well documented. IIRC, "Malicious Attacks" law enforcement. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
"We just play along and get whatever we want." Thomas, 1939ish and how many people now? #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Frau Linge plays a very good middle of the road person. #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
(one of these years i will fully restore it, i have i think 8 typewriters total, i'm missing 2-3 after my move but they are around here somewhere i love typewriters ok back to the movie)
Ritterton here and elsewhere! (@ritterton.bsky.social) reposted
Faust A group of meanings here...we saw the earlier reference, now we are seeing this one...here's a "devil's bargain" in that by delivering such birth certificates, he's helping with those that need to get out of Germany. #HATM
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
useless without picture #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social)
Typewriter over Herr Schimler's (sp) shoulder is i think a 1932 KLM much like the one I have sitting right here #hatm
Lady Celestina, Princesa de Pastel (@celestinakitty.bsky.social) reply parent
Strap in, all i have to say. #hatm