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Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar

@cenobyte.ca

Canadian elbows-up philobiblian, structural grammarist, writer, freelance editor, fibre artist, musician, in the most beautiful valley in Canada. She/her usually; will use any pronoun. BS expert, politico, insouciant, indomitable, indefatigable since 1887.

created June 23, 2023

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Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

And. Like. I get it. Most small businesses aren’t “like that”. But the glad handing and gerrymandering and nepotism I’ve seen once a business gets to a certain size makes it very difficult to trust. Well. That and the self-interest.

23/9/2025, 2:25:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

He’s incredibly good at backroom deals. Folks like him are why I have a strong inherent distrust of the business sector.

23/9/2025, 2:24:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

This is a bizarre story. Generally anytime a dictator’s shill and a snake oil charlatan agree on something, do the opposite. Also, US interests can GTFO of CDN public health policy. (I laughed out loud at “the birds are unarmed”. Of course they are. They’re birds.) www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

23/9/2025, 2:23:10 PM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Every morning I wake up and think “today’s the day I’ll read the news and not be disappointed in my city/province/continent”. Friend, I just want that day to come.

23/9/2025, 2:16:53 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

What we don’t need are personal vanity projects from some twit whose greatest business acumen is in making shady AF deals with governments to get below market rates to build offices in parks and bars in stadiums.

23/9/2025, 2:14:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

The idea that “anchor tenants bring in more businesses” has yet to prove out, at least in this city. Source: malls. What you NEED is reasonable/discount rent for local businesses, perhaps rent which rises based on revenues; let those businesses free up marketing dollars so they can stay put.

23/9/2025, 2:14:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Wayfair at the very least.

23/9/2025, 1:40:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

REAL doesn’t just need anchor tenants. REAL needs anchor tenants to PAY THE FUCKING RENT. It’s not like Semple’s “group of businesses” can’t afford market rates. I’m beginning to think we should scrap REAL and start over.

23/9/2025, 1:39:48 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

And at pennies on the dollar for commercial real estate? What a total grift.

23/9/2025, 1:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

This makes me really, really angry. Here we have many local businesses unable to find retail or hospitality space at reasonable rent, and the businesses struggle to survive, while a guy with more money than Caesar gets a prime location for his shite at bargain basement prices‽ what the fuck, YQR?

23/9/2025, 1:38:07 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

At this point it’s like they can’t find enough ways to spend taxpayers’ money so they must embrace the ridiculous because logic is gone.

23/9/2025, 1:34:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I’ve always kind of loved these passages. “Folks, you’re worshipping sticks.”

23/9/2025, 1:33:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

This is gorgeous. Looks like a graphite/charcoal sketch.

23/9/2025, 1:30:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

He’s giving me a strong Jon Stewart vibe.

23/9/2025, 1:29:45 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I have never thought about this! You make an excellent point. Not everyone is looking for fever relief or pain relief in their decongestant/cough/cold meds. Have you asked the pharmacist? They may be able to order acetaminophen-free products…

23/9/2025, 1:29:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I love so many of your recommendations. Thank you!

23/9/2025, 1:26:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

1) oddly specific simile 2) apropos for much of modern society. 3) who is Jeremiah talking about?

23/9/2025, 1:24:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Oh for FUCK’S SAKE. Just leave it alone. It you just leave it alone maybe people would forget how fucking petty and cruel this shit is. Maybe your government could be seen as ethical or even humane if you just let it the fuck go. It’s okay to be wrong; that’s how we learn. Unless we’re assholes.

23/9/2025, 1:23:05 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I mean. The Riders often only play 1/2 to 3/4 of any game so that might be par for the course.

23/9/2025, 1:53:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Booooooooo

22/9/2025, 9:40:59 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

If I were Jimmy Kimmel I’d be a) whoring myself out to any network other than Fox and Disney owned ones; b) getting it in writing that my first amendment rights will be protected and the show won’t be targeted by political propaganda; and c) demanding fuckloads more money for my team in damages.

22/9/2025, 9:33:57 PM | 34 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

TO BE CLEAR, the stupid people are the ones who believe this shite.

22/9/2025, 9:25:57 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

They are literally moving the goalposts.

22/9/2025, 9:25:23 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I normally don’t sign petitions but this one is stump the neighbourhood for. Of course I’d only get four signatures in my area because we play a lot of duelling banjos all up in these hollers.

22/9/2025, 9:14:05 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

*stage whisper* #DownWithPants

22/9/2025, 9:12:25 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

You know what? Just blame autism on intercourse and you’ll solve a lot of your problems with stupid people in about 20 years.

22/9/2025, 9:11:52 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I nearly signed up for the service just so I could cancel it again and blame the dick tater and his censorship flunkies. You can’t blame that fuckstain or his censorship and pro-murder flunkies enough.

22/9/2025, 9:07:53 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

May I just say I adore that you’re both using “autocarrot”.

22/9/2025, 9:05:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Welp. With the changes the #CFL is bringing in, I’m boycotting football from now on. If I wanted to watch Yankee football, I’d watch it. I don’t, which is why I watch Canadian gridiron. Fuck yourselves in the eye holes, #CFL Directors.

22/9/2025, 9:05:23 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Based on the three truckers I saw this morning unable to keep their vehicles between the lines, one of whom was texting, you can colour me unsurprised.

22/9/2025, 9:03:57 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I can hardly afford to live here.

22/9/2025, 9:03:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Melanie Joy (@melaniejoy.bsky.social) reposted

Write the CBC ombudsman if you are disappointed that they aired American Propaganda LIVE yesterday. That memorial was a disgusting show of Christian Nationalism. ombud@cbc.ca

22/9/2025, 2:56:29 PM | 4 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I just tried to redownload it and it requires a credit card(‽) now so it’s off the list. Our libraries use Overdrive/Libby. I love Overdrive and I quite like Libby (for audiobooks). If my e-reader had Libby app, none of this would be an issue.

22/9/2025, 1:14:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Not with an e-reader, I haven’t.

22/9/2025, 1:11:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Many books published by the big four/five mass market publishers are discoverable, but they’re unusable on most non-phone/tablet, non-computer ereaders unless you have a PhD in unfuckery. (You may call me Doctor cenobyte.) People want to read. Make it easy.

22/9/2025, 6:26:41 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

The latter is seriously shitty, because Canadian publishers produce accessible ePub books simultaneously with print books (for most genres; there are exceptions). If those books aren’t being borrowed, libraries won’t buy them, and Canadian books lose out big time.

22/9/2025, 6:26:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Kobo seriously needs to figure out how to work with Libby, or else libraries need to use a different app for ereaders, because this shit is NOT working. And I sort of assume it also infuriates librarians because they’ll have to either help patrons borrow digital books or just not circulate them well

22/9/2025, 6:26:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

It’s now too late for me to read, I’m too angry to sleep, and I’m still not sure these books have loaded properly. Which they seem to have. Except the formatting is shite, because the publisher sucks at producing accessible digital books. This is bullshit.

22/9/2025, 6:21:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

It’s no goddamned wonder the reader we got our parents is being used to dry paper towels. (Don’t ask.) Technology should make things easier, not infuriating.

22/9/2025, 6:18:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Two hours. It has taken me more than TWO HOURS to get to the point where the books I’ve borrowed from the library are showing up on my e-reader. This is fucking insane. I had to deauthorise everything, reauthorise everything, download, delete, download, delete, manually connect, drag (not add)…

22/9/2025, 6:18:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Anyone who travels to Mexico for health care is taking a huge risk, IMO. I have family who’ve done it and it gives me the squicks.

22/9/2025, 6:05:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Healthcare in BC is acres better than here. Source: in-laws live in BC and have had more than a year of serious medical stuff, no problems finding family doctors, excellent hospital care with low wait times… they’re in the interior, not in Vancouver. And not too remote. Probably worse there.

22/9/2025, 6:04:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I SHOULD BE SLEEPING but I’m not because I like to read before I go to sleep. I can’t read before I got to sleep because I can’t load books on Kobo unless I buy them. I don’t mind buying them, but I want to borrow them. I. Want. To. Borrow. Them. I don’t want to steal books. I CAN. I don’t want to

22/9/2025, 5:45:57 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I will HAPPILY use Libby on my Kobo. I don’t fucking want to read books on my phone. Or my tablet. Or my computer. I have a fucking Kobo so that I don’t have to do that. Yes, I rant about this at least once a month. Maybe more. Because it’s so fucking stupid.

22/9/2025, 5:44:35 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

And the Overdrive app on my kobo is now not working at all. It was working on 1/20 of the books I could find, and now it’s not working at all. Still no Libby app on Kobo (likely because the Libby folks want you to use Libby, which is the customer facing app for Overdrive).

22/9/2025, 5:44:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Today, just to read a fucking library book on my kobo, I had to deauthorise ADE, reauthorise ADE, download from Libby app to files in ADE format, open from files in ADE, WHICH IT WOULDN’T DO BECAUSE IT SAID IT HAD BEEN OPENED BY ANOTHER USER. The other user was me. I am the other user. Fuck this.

22/9/2025, 5:44:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I am relatively smart. I read a lot. I tech savvy and have done no small amount of programming. WHY IS IT TAKING ME MORE THAN AN HOUR TO LOAD A FUCKING EBOOK ON MY KOBO. Seriously, this “won’t work with Libby” bullshit has gone far enough. I’m this close to pirating every fucking library book.

22/9/2025, 5:38:05 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

It would shock me to know not many people know how shitty this construction is. At least, anyone who’s watched them go up. Yeesh. And they look like crap.

22/9/2025, 3:40:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

LOL You got me. I love doing laundry, cleaning bathrooms, and washing floors. But that’s it. I won’t vacuum unless my feet grow fur when I walk across the floor, and the only time I wash the walls is if I’m going to paint them. Windows are twice a year, maybe.

22/9/2025, 1:30:51 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Well I for one am not interested in cleaning that much house.

21/9/2025, 11:39:37 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I haven’t heard of BC folks moving here. They at least have excellent health care. Well. Better than ours. It used to be landlords buying up all the housing and renting it to new Canadians and TFWs.

21/9/2025, 11:13:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Because their friends and cronies have put all their money into coal and oil.

21/9/2025, 11:12:01 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Who the fuck can afford these houses?

21/9/2025, 8:18:03 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Know who neither derserve nor need a pay rise? Executives. Know who does? Workers. The minute I see an SHA exec changing an LTC patient’s diaper or getting punched in the face by an agitated dementia patient is the minute I change my mind.

21/9/2025, 8:16:02 PM | 18 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

It me.

21/9/2025, 2:35:21 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

That man couldn’t find a groove if he tripped over one on his way to the oil patch.

21/9/2025, 1:41:29 PM | 15 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Oh yes. I bought seeds six years ago and have been harvesting seed ever since. These are red and orange and gold and yellow and they grow tall and bushy. These ones are scraggly AF because they got ruined by hail…that window is about 2.5’ off the ground.

Scraggly marigolds
21/9/2025, 1:38:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Sometimes I’m very thankful I don’t have siblings.

21/9/2025, 1:34:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Two things: 1) take pictures of your pictures or scan them then decide. 2) ask your kids what they want. Throw out whatever they don’t. 3) if you don’t know people in them, send them to a relative who might 4) artists sometimes want photos!

21/9/2025, 2:30:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I SHOULD NOT BE AGREEING WITH TUCKER GODSDAMNED CARLSON.

21/9/2025, 2:28:33 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

I mean. The French kind of know how to have a revolution. www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgoo...

20/9/2025, 10:21:24 PM | 12 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Started ripping out the garden and noticed a fuckload of honey bees in the borage so I left the borage alone for the time being. They’re also nuts I about the marigolds, which are like three feet tall this year.

20/9/2025, 8:30:00 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Yes. They do.

20/9/2025, 8:11:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

What this article neglects to mention is that although higher income seniors can often afford private nursing home care, they can also be evicted. When that happens if you don’t have another place to go, you get dropped off at a hospital and that’s that.

20/9/2025, 8:11:16 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Have family who farm literally on the Montana/ND/SK border. We used to go “across the line” for groceries, clothes, ski trips, and just an afternoon drive. Haven’t bothered since January and won’t if this shit continues. We miss you guys.

20/9/2025, 4:59:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

This is page 1 fascism.

20/9/2025, 11:56:02 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Scott Moe has been bleating about how our province will unequivocally oppose any changes to the notwithstanding clause. Take the Feds to court about it is the scuttlebutt about his plans.

20/9/2025, 2:23:17 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Alternative headline: jackbooted thugs in the employ of a despotic dictator turn on their own citizens in an open display of antidemocratic authoritarianism. www.reddit.com/r/CringeTikT...

19/9/2025, 11:03:07 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Our province is broke. We can’t afford ANOTHER lawsuit with the feds.

19/9/2025, 11:00:15 PM | 19 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

There is also a HUGE difference in culture between north and south and between rural and urban. Urban and northern communities tend to be less conservative. Rural and southern areas might as well be Alabama.

19/9/2025, 10:58:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

So all that “national unity” stuff was just bullshit, huh? Asshole. www.reddit.com/r/saskatchew...

19/9/2025, 10:57:21 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

It’s my gorram sibling.

19/9/2025, 10:27:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Saskatchewan Craft Council (@skcraftcouncil.bsky.social) reposted

Stop by the Saskatchewan Craft Council during Nuit Blanche Saskatoon on Saturday night to make your own Saskatchewan landscape print! Local artists Jacob Semko and Jeni Ly of YXE Backyard Studios will be leading participants in this hands-on activity throughout the evening.

A graphic that says
19/9/2025, 8:37:32 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Saskatchewan is similar cultural to rural Ontario and Manitoba, but with some differences. We don’t have the population of either province. I would say our conservatism is more libertarian now, but it depends on who’s threatening the power structure.

19/9/2025, 9:35:40 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I live here.

19/9/2025, 9:33:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

We have these all over our farm!!

19/9/2025, 9:33:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I love you so hard. You know it’ll be at the memorial. YOU KNOW IT WILL.

19/9/2025, 9:32:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I’ve also had excellent experience with them!

19/9/2025, 8:23:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I’ve done it twice! Once by accident and once on purpose!

19/9/2025, 8:22:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I didn’t either. And I don’t know if it is a thing officially. But it’s my new thing. Also, if you like Haka and haven’t listened to or watched Inuit throat singing, you’re in for a treat! www.cbc.ca/radio/unrese...

19/9/2025, 12:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Switch task keyhole? I’m happy with the phone but I’ve just had weeeird intermittent issues with the screen freezing or, the other day, shuddering. Like. I went to scroll and the screen just…jiggled. Have to do a power cycle to make it go away.

19/9/2025, 12:47:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

My bad. FCC, not law firm. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

19/9/2025, 12:45:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

You did! Yes, apparently Kimmel was told by his producers he was fine to do the Charlie Kirk comment, so he did. Then Trump’s law firm threatened the station and Kimmel was fired. I’ll see if I can find that article again.

19/9/2025, 12:43:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I could listen to women’s rage music all. Day. Long.

19/9/2025, 3:56:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I mean. Yes but. Considering the political climate, it’s tough not to see Kimmel’s show cancelled the day after the turf in chief’s lackeys threatened a lawsuit which endangered a big merger.

19/9/2025, 3:55:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

I think you’re being too generous. From what I’ve seen lately, it’s not that trans folk don’t deserve human rights. It’s that they don’t deserve to be alive.

19/9/2025, 2:56:11 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Gave. Me. Shivers. www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP...

19/9/2025, 2:55:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Imagine this whole time I had no idea there were seal photographers. www.reddit.com/r/Awww/s/cQj...

19/9/2025, 2:52:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Got a new phone last month. Upgraded from an iPhone X to a 16. This phone is buggy AF.

19/9/2025, 2:22:58 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Why are middle age + dudes still running the show? If you want to get shit done, put middle age women in charge.

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Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Check out the date stamp on this soothsayer’s TL:

Screen cap of a Bsky post from @sharonk.bsky.social which reads: “a good arbiter of how close we are to bad hybrid regime shit is if the political comedy shows start getting pulled for whatever reason”.
19/9/2025, 12:24:22 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Oof. We donated like a dozen of those little ones. That’s just too much Jesus.

19/9/2025, 12:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

It ain’t over, either. Pro-US/anti-Liberal sentiment is really strong. And Temu Milhouse will sell us all up the river the first chance he gets. He’s campaigning on it, isn’t he?

19/9/2025, 12:13:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

Frankly she did you a favour. Nobody wants those huge old things anymore. Ours weighs more than our TV and smells weird.

19/9/2025, 12:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

Scott Moe has called for unity? Scott Moe who spent most of the last five years whingeing about how UNFAIR the federal government is? Scott Moe, who advocated for western separatism and courted seditionists? NOW he’s talking unity? When it’s convenient? When it’ll benefit him? What a tool.

19/9/2025, 12:10:33 AM | 16 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca) reply parent

That’s because they don’t.

19/9/2025, 12:08:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnim...

18/9/2025, 10:39:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

The US Ambassador to Canada can eat my poutine-riddled shit. Don’t like anti-American rhetoric? Tell your turd-in-chief to stop being such a fucking knob.

18/9/2025, 9:24:15 PM | 15 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar (@cenobyte.ca)

ianhanna.ca/2025/09/18/t...

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Profile picture Mx. Vero moved to Saskatchewan (@verolynne.bsky.social) reposted

“There is no comparable requirement for boys to confirm their gender,” said another parent. “Once again, the onus is placed on girls to be monitored and regulated, reinforcing the idea that female athletes are the ones who need to be verified.” Quelle suprise...

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