Oooh, that's the stuff.
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Oooh, that's the stuff.
Was there a Wednesday game I missed?
5 days in a row of college football. The most glorious weekend of the year. We spend the next 4 months chasing this feeling until Bowl Season starts.
Seriously, this was a true "you remember where you were when this happened" moment for CFB fans. Which tailgate lot. Which one car with a TV strangers huddled around. The news trickled through your stadium row by row. Switching away from your own game to laugh in your living room with your buddies.
Anyone else keep flipping back to the A&M game for like 3sec at a time just to see if that death stormcloud ever started shooting lasers out of it?
It continues. What are touchdowns?
Gonna need Bill Pullman if we're gonna finish this one.
Would like to set a precedent that all fake tush-pushes are automatic reposts/shares. Get creative, y'all. Atta way, Lobos!
Tiny cannon = mouthful of dasani for spittin'
He really meant it
People with aisle seats buy them on purpose, and that little one-stride stroll is very important for emotional management.
This is the one
I love you, college football Puddles, keep your chin up (when you get it back)
Fewer extremely-hyped generational legacy players to dunk on at 2:30, but should still be some fun games.
Week One is Week One-ing so hard
Week One before any helmet stickers show up always looks so crazy.
Got me already jonesing for the lion in rabbit ears hauking cadbury cream eggs
It's a College Football Saturday. Get your grass cut, get your chores done, and maybe do a few stretches. At 11am in the one true central timezone, if you aren't at a game, you are reintroducing your body to being on a couch for 12+ hours of the most glorious game ever invented. Let's get it!
It's a College Football Saturday. Get your grass cut, get your chores done, and maybe do a few stretches. At 11am in the one true central timezone, if you aren't at a game, you are reintroducing your body to being on a couch for 12+ hours of the most glorious game ever invented. Let's get it!
Same
The morning after CFB wins, when the whole rest of the weekend slate of games can just be enjoyed for whatever chaos is to come
this is the dumbest sport. i love it like nothing else on this stupid planet.
The Sickos Starter Pack is your best bet
Our bodies are ready
When both my teams win
Before anything else happens College Football Bluesky is so fun
Close games are like, objectively fun, but we don't really need to do this tonight okay?
Touchdowns are also good!!
National Champ Gopher Dance Team did not miss a BEAT when their song just died out on the PA about 2 measures into their 3rd Quarter routine. Nailed it anyway! BEST IN THE BIZ! SKI-U-MAH!
Oooooh, those late Q2 points!
Fumble!!
I, for one, think that field goals are just as good as all the other kinds of points.
Omg we we need to hurry up and get this year's Chair-ity donation sites up and running! Omg omg omg GBR
The best thing we do
Gophs broke the seap and are up 7, and our defense is smothering the Bulls. Huskers start in 5 minutes.
It's not close. Even Mother Nature Loves Maroon and Gold.
Find me a truer fact
rtdb
Buddy, this is the greatest day
Ski-U-Mah!
Tailgates are in full swing in Dinkytown and Cincy. Who has some pics? Who is breathing that sweet, sweet propane air with a beer in their hand?
Tailgates are in full swing in Dinkytown and Cincy. Who has some pics? Who is breathing that sweet, sweet propane air with a beer in their hand?
Game Day! Gophers! Huskers! We did it! No more predicting, no more guessing. We have real-life football tonight!
Game Day! Gophers! Huskers! We did it! No more predicting, no more guessing. We have real-life football tonight!
It's Week Zero. We did it. It's finally here. Welcome back, college football season. We made it.
I'll go start working on an outfit for that draft. Any designers out there, hit me up. I wanna look classy and not at all bitter about today's draft.
Best UDFA in the game
I mean, we're still best buds, but WTF you guys!
Friday Night CHAIR GAME!!
Cool kids came to town and no one told me!
Welcome to town! 🐿
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Let’s gooooooo. Bring it home, Minnesota
CFBsky, you friggin' did it! Keep firing! #CharityBowl Congrats, @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social et al!
Minnesota currently leading the Quadrangle of Hate in the #CharityBowl as it barrels toward a milli. Keep rowing, Gophers! fundraise.givesmart.com/e/k-yA-Q?vid...
Here's my 2025 Chair-ity Gopher partners, Anthony Smith and Jaxon Howard, watching Gopher hockey sweep the Border Battle this year! youtube.com/shorts/tlw9O...
Gophers, we are holding my brother The Axe in Dinkytown right now. We don't lose to Sconnie anymore. Let's do this! Hurl your monies into the EDSBScharitybowl.com! RTB and SKI-U-Mah!
CFBsky, y'all are the real ones. On a new platform, where we all had like 13 followers for months, you raised the bar and are making it happen for this #CharityBowl! Keep it rocking all week. CHALLENGE: donate a Chair Game score, or $50 for 10 years of $5 Bits of Broken Chair Trophy, then TAG ME!
@ikalebhenry.bsky.social @amiejust.bsky.social @erinsorensen.bsky.social @chairtrophy.bsky.social we gotta put the word out on the streets so #Nebraska doesn’t lose to Iowa again. It chaps me worse than the football losses. I hate it.
Football fans and other good people: rustle up some duckets and get ready to rep your team in the Charity Bowl!
Hooboy, ready to rock this year!
The best time of the year is upon us! The first 2025 chance for #Gophers and #Huskers to compete in chairitable donations! Who will reign supreme in the clash of #CFB fanbases? Also, we're helping people, y'all. Ski-U-Mah and Go Big Red!
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I miss college football already. 8 months to go!
Skycast is so peaceful
How are we feeling, #CFBsky / #CFB? Who ya got? Buckeyes? Golden-Domers? Chaos? Meteor?
If not College Football, there was definitely some kind of murder.
Have been woefully behind, but finally finished "Who Killed College Football?" A wonderfully informative look back at how our favorite sport has evolved. A clear suspect has appeared since. Looking forward to finding justice in Season 2, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @stevengodfrey.bsky.social
and to all who know the Hoffmans. Even as we mourn his passing, we are grateful he is no longer suffering and may rest in peace. We will remain inspired by his life as well as his legacy in Team Jack. Be kind to one another and cherish those you love. It has been, and will continue to be, an honor.
Jack Hoffman, the young man for whom the Team Jack Foundation is named, has passed away after his long and hard-fought struggle with pediatric brain cancer. We are devastated for his family, who have lost a father and now a son to this terrible disease. Our hearts go out to them 1/
Huskers and Gophers both showing out in their bowls! Heckuva 2024 season! Ski-U-Mah and Go Big Red!
I love my coach
Have we considered a JT "Bring it on down to Mayo-ville" situation? #CFB
Have we considered a JT "Bring it on down to Mayo-ville" situation? #CFB
is it Tim Brewster? He needs a gig and was living in Charlotte.
The Gophers wearing their uniform combo that looks like the @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social logo is just excellent, excellent college football.
Pride of Minnesota!
*Taps mic* ROW THE BOAT SKI U MAH GO GOPHERS!
Cementing the friendship with @sickoscommittee.org! Thanks for the bracelet, buddies! #CFB online silliness FTW! Let's go, Gophers! We want PJ drenched in delicious @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social mayonnaise in the next 5 hours.
Everyone in Charlotte is nice!
Mayo Pregame Even Mother Nature Loves Maroon and Gold
Less than 48hrs to Mayo! @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social, you are ready to be tweeting/skeeting RTBSUMGG all night, yeah?
We're all gonna miss the sunset on the mountains, but this game has been worth it.
Skatterbo/Lesnar tag team match at Wrestlemania 2025 LFG
The hand of destiny is pushing these men forward to glory.
I really hope that kid can get some quality time in a dark room under a doctor's care. Brain gonna need a minute to get back to 100%.
Lol, when has that ever happened? Perfectly correct refs? In college football? At this time of year? Bruddah...
