Other countries have leaders. We have a pile of orange crap shaped like a malformed pear. For 1227 more days.
It's #DayOne. Time to start punching Nazism in the throat. No DMs, please.
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Other countries have leaders. We have a pile of orange crap shaped like a malformed pear. For 1227 more days.
MAGA calling for moderation and constructive discourse:
BREAKING: Charlie Kirk has died. Once again we condemn gun violence and demand gun control, even though he didn't.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has discovered an email sent to AOC by a Nigerian prince in DeSantis's Disco Club. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds #KashPatel
1228 more days before we can start to rebuild.
The Internet reigns undefeated.
Anyone else not in a cult?
Twitter this morning:
I'm getting reports that Don Jr. is angry because daddy never sent HIM a birthday card.
1229 more days of demented leadership. It's still #DayOne, folks.
BREAKING: While looking fot his lunchbox in a hidden chamber in the Great Pyramid of Giza, FBI director Kash Patel stumbled upon the original Mona Lisa, with a smile,. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
Why did Jeffrey Epstein wire $250k to Donald Trump?
1230 more days of obvious, blatant lies.
A reminder:
Patriotic isolationism: boosts pride, but history shows open trade fuels prosperity. Smoot-Hawley tanked GDP; Singapore’s openness soared it. Which way are we headed?
The media just told you to be outraged about a stolen baseball, and not to worry about genocide.
There are 41825 people on this platform who are crazy enough to follow me. You guys are awesome!
1231 more days before America stops being a clown show.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in Noah's fake ark replica. He found the Jersey Devil's fantasy football roster wrapped in toilet paper. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
1232 more days of the Trump crime family.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel declares he has found the missing 18 minutes of Nixon's shower singing compilation in a fractal labyrinth. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
1233 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.
Unless the Trump administration can name all 11 people on the boat they bombed, and prove they were criminals intent on harming someone, it was murder.
1234 more days of deranged, lunatic, incompetent, and corrupt leadership.
Quick check: is Twitter working for you?
Epstein bragged he had a "free pass" thanks to his close friendship with Trump.
BREAKING: House Oversight just re-released Phase 1 of the Epstein files, only this time more redacted. ca.news.yahoo.com/thousands-ep...
It's a corrupt and embarrassing clown show, and we'll have to endure it for 1235 more days.
BREAKING: While inspecting a hidden room in the Vatican, FBI director Kash Patel found the last known copy of the Necronomicon hidden behind a stack of papers. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
It's still #DayOne of 1236 more days. Welcome to the nightmare.
Yikes
Mondays suck.
On some days I wonder if, after 1237 more days of insanity, we'll be free of the Mango Moron. Or will we all be doing the Nazi salute?
I can't believe it! 41825 followers! You guys are the best!
1238 more days of idiocracy.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has made a significant discovery in Kushner's Disco Club. He found three French hens wrapped in toilet paper. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
In extreme attempt to distract from the Epstein files, Trump dies.
LOL, read it:
We're staring down a 1239 day-long tunnel of incompetence and corruption.
1240 more days before America stops being a clown show.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has discovered an alien vape pen from Roswell in a Hobbit hole. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
We're in the middle of a 1241-day long nightmare.
But the idiot in the White House made it harder to prevent shootings.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel declares he has found Kushner's birth certificate in a random Pentagon toilet stall. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
1242 more days before America stops being a clown show.
BREAKING: FBI director Kash Patel has uncovered the last known copy of the Necronomicon during a routine inspection in a magic mushroom village. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
Some of you tell me we won't be rid of the Moronic Mango Mussolini in 1243 days. I'm optimistic. I say we will, one way or another.
We're staring down a 1244 day-long tunnel of incompetence and corruption.
I can't believe it! 41821 followers! You guys are the best!
I don't know about you, but I'm counting the days until we can legally get rid of the Mango Mussolini. 1245 more days.
They listened to the perpetrators, and not the victims.
So, apparently Ghislaine Maxwell not only declared that Donald Trump was never "inappropriate" with anyone, but that also Jeffrey Epstein and even herself never did anything wrong.
BREAKING: An unexpected find by FBI director Kash Patel in a secret passage in Buckingham Palace. He found the secret ingredient of KFC wrapped in old stockings. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
This is an automated system informing you that thanks to American gullibility, we have 1246 more days of this..
Is he on some substance?
True. Arguably, there are less MAGA shitmuppets to trigger over here. I will be posting some more funny Kash finds in the future, though.
BREAKING: Hours ago, DB Cooper's parachute was found by none other than FBI director Kash Patel. He was investigating a random Pentagon toilet stall when he made the incredible discovery. This is a developing story. Follow Vandammit for more #KashFinds kashpatel #fbi #breakingnews
Magnitude: 7.1 earthquake detected. Location: #Antarctica [Sea] Time: 2025-08-22 02:16:20 UTC #earthquake #temblor
It's going to be a long 1247 days.
You cannot afford to even consider the possibility that you may be wrong.
Blockbuster has announced it will not open any of its rental outlets in California. This is a terrible blow for @governor.ca.gov! 😭😭😭😭
As I said. I don't need to convince you of anything. It's happening anyway. And if I'm wrong, I can still live with my conscience. If YOU'RE wrong, I don't envy you one bit.
Of course it is, because what would happen to your conscience if this was real?
You have no idea. They told you not to believe your eyes and there's nothing I can do to change your mind. Enjoy being on THAT side of history.
Is the orange fartknocker dead yet? No? You know I'll keep asking, At least for 1248 more days.
The Gaza genocide is what you get when you go full "unwoke".
Well how about that. Bill Barr lied.
1249 more days of corruption and greed.
Oh no, don't zoom in.
1250 more days before we can start to rebuild.
1251 more days of obvious, blatant lies.
Now we know why Putin sent his double.
Wow! 41834 followers! That's a lot of people. Thanks for following me!
1252 more days before the end of the moronic regime.
My standard reply to basically anything they post:
Trump won't release the Epstein files. Because he's in them. Keep this going.
Alaska meeting, before and after photos:
Question: is it still El Douche's regime? Answer: Yes, for 1253 more days..
What happened to that useless puppet and the sex doll next to him? Both used and discarded, I suspect.
1254 more days before we can start to rebuild.
I swear, some of the things that come out of that little script are gold.
Magnitude: 6.3 earthquake detected. Location: #Solomon Is. [Sea] Time: 2025-08-14 16:22:31 UTC #tremor #geophysic
Oh boy.
1255 more days of the Trump crime family.
Made me snort.
Someone please tell the Tangerine Shitgibbon to just keep golfing for the next 1256 days.
Magnitude: 6.4 earthquake detected. Location: #Irian Jaya, Indonesia [Land: Indonesia] Time: 2025-08-12 08:24:24 UTC #earthquakes #seismology
1257 more days of idiocracy.
MAGA: we're gonna release the Epstein files! Me: do it MAGA: but Clinton may be on them! Me: do it MAGA: what if Obama and Biden are implicated, too? Should we still release them? Me: do it MAGA: oh, look! A girl wearing jeans! Me:
1258 more days of idiocracy.
Fun fact: there's a $1M bounty on Putin's head. www.businessinsider.com/russian-busi...
ICE detention centers are about to turn into little Bastilles.
I'm actually pretty close to 42k. If you're a Douglas Adams fan like me, you know that's pretty awesome.
When there is no twisted algorithm that filters out my content, it shows. 41828 followers! Thank you!
1259 more days of systematic destruction of the environment.
The igNoble Peaceofshit Prize.
1260 more days of systematic destruction of the environment.