never ever ever beating the 💅 allegations 💅 bestie
she/her. actually three red pandas stacked in a trench coat. public defense & public lands. views are my own, but you can borrow em if you want.
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never ever ever beating the 💅 allegations 💅 bestie
my derm will be calling you shortly with a request
as i said elsewhere, for our entire lives we've been subject to the DARVO tactic by those in charge & in our own lives in various ways. the mass-scaling of it has been more subtle for subsects of the population but it's shoved in all our faces now. i'm choosing my words carefully so i'm understood-
I regret not listening to this on speaker at work
It’s my fault for thinking “he’ll have fun if I walk him to the gravel pit” I’m a FOOL, Abby!!!
Russet between 4:55 and 10:59 pm every single day:
I’ll just wear my pajama pants to walk the dog I said. What could go wrong I said.
we are already planning watch parties at my place boo, come thru
omg ikr my group chats are BLOWING UP since taylor from secret lives of mormon wives was announced as the next bachelorette
I assume you mean back that azz up
reminder that fat bear week kicks off so soon
I’m about to be a Fucking Problem.
standing, exceptions, and “we don’t feel like enforcing this today” stack up after a while thank gourd my state has expressly enacted heightened privacy rights… unless you’re charged by the feds
if it weren’t for the fact that cjr got reeeeal nervous at the thought of cops going through his phone without a warrant, all we’d have left rn is inside the home* *assuming you live alone so no one else can consent
public defenders watching everyone else realize the judiciary has eroded the fourth amendment to practical nonexistence
what is this, Massachusetts??? YOU can explain to the public why Miss Chop’s life isn’t worth vindicating
save the baby pictures for the jury, counsel, I got a murder to solve
(genuinely didn’t want to ruin the day of anyone who can’t deal w blood)
might wanna talk to your client again pal. we found ID and likely murder weapon. it’s not looking good for your guy.
possible witness with suspicious injuries identified near scene. Name Russet [REDACTED], M, 5 months. Refused to speak to us, stated mother is public defender and “knows his rights.” Probable cause lacking until DNA results return
0827 hours. Dispatched to [REDACTED] to investigate possible homicide. Witness reports hearing jingling metal and growling, then discovered deceased several minutes later. Victim is WF age unknown. No ID found near body.
upd8: she does not have experience with knit fabrics, which she thinks this one is, and she thinks local would be better for the sake of fit and tailoring, but keep us posted if you can’t find someone local!
Paging my mom, I’ll pay for supplies and shipping if she’s up for it @bluebelletrist.bsky.social
bless u
what I’m hearing is I need you to come visit and we go on a big sky conference tour 😈 griz stadium is walkable from my place just sayin!!!
I have not watched a millisecond of football today for my mental health but I am always rooting for my big sky fam
I also impulse bought and immediately froze a pound of hucks so even if any of y’all visit in winter we can make something happen
go cats imo cc @brigit.bsky.social
I sure as shit did, brother They also had apricot and some other flavors
what have we learned today, friends? that my alma mater plays SIGNIFICANTLY better when I am intentionally not looking; and one of my local farmers market bakeries has an absolute banger of a huckleberry almond croissant
Field golden milestone: first stranger asked if he was an irish setter
it fucken WIMDY
I eat sushi from a mall at least monthly, no judgment
have I had salmonella poisoning? Yes have I had regrets? NOT ABOUT THAT
I was about to ask Tucson if I could have a barely baked scoop of brownie batter out of the middle
idk who manifested this but thank u. She voluntarily sat near him. She growled but did not attac
Hello
in case anyone needs to see this today
(I’m picturing bite block in place too)
🗣️ the LIIIIIIGH o a EEEOOOOO OOOOOOOO
GARBAGE ASS MODERATION LIST all has been fixed in the world. I’m so sorry dude. Mondo tysm for letting me know.
to be fair he WAS the party until he got caught
but I’m super duper assured COs only scan the legal mail and don’t read it 😌
reminiscing about the time a genius copied his attorney’s letterhead to get drugs into jail via “legal mail,” resulting in— 1. The only attorney he ever liked being removed from the case bc conflict of interest, and 2. Statewide policy change where even legal mail gets scanned & uploaded to tablet
VERY SUSPICOUS. MOVE VALUABLES INDOOR. PRAY FOR OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. GOBBLESS
And doesn’t view her as a snack!!! He definitely has a brain full of rocks, thank god he is food motivated and loves people
Winnie is estimated to be somewhere between 17 and 19 (?!?!?) and is as ornery as ever 😂 there’s a reason she’s the love of my life She loved Lily very much, but ever since I petsat a border collie who snapped at her, it’s been on sight with dogs
I’m choosing to read this as a manifestation that Winnie has at least ten more years and accepting it with gratitude 😌
Winnie just bullied russet so bad I took *his* side, that’s how you know it’s egregious tips for teaching a tortie to be nice to someone she has decided she hates welcome 😩
thanks a lot spur, now I’m craving both!!
How this finds me, emotionally (complimentary)
My sister goes full doomsday prepper with the peppermint mocha lmaooo
can’t wait to ride the tower of tetanus
when southern comfort eggnog hits the shelves, it’s over for y’all
difficult to overstate the positive impact fall/winter coffee creamer flavors have on my mood
We offer more than ask when it comes to favors, so lots more thank you than please, but definitely. V curious to see the poll with geographic data points. Georgia and Idaho natives here.
Just need someone to pmtfo again 😇
I was on one yesterday lmaooo
good morning, please turn your hymnals to @charizardlotte.bsky.social #101
moral of the story is trust your gut and trust the 2-3 margaritas that tell you you can totally fight this guy and win even though he’s half a foot taller than you
groupchat is popping off about this bc we all knew this guy and hated his vibe and my only concrete memory of him is yelling at him newrepublic.com/post/199883/...
I’ll give yall one guess which community in Alabama most acutely suffers the effects of lack of access to plumbing because of poverty One guess www.npr.org/sections/hea... But nah there’s no irony whatsoever in calling the south racist as you laugh about a very real sanitation crisis
It wasn’t a minute too soon because russet was about to burn the house down if we didn’t walk
That instant ten degree cool off when the sun dips behind the mountains 😚👌
2 is iconic because it was before they imposed drink limits, stopped showing smoking, etc. 3 has my fave islander of all time (Camilla) and I think was the first to do casa amor so I can never let go of it. But 5 definitely has the best ensemble
2 was my first and hooked me, 3 made me a fan for life, but the general consensus is 5 is the GOAT
🎶 reachin oooouuut touchin meeeeeee TOUCHIN GRAAAAAAASS!!! 🎶
me every fall
of all the ways a witch could have cursed me for life, being haunted by a man named gus is every bit as insulting as it is injurious
I mean, twist my arm. He learned this from Winnie
now that coach and I are beefing and I have my own golden retriever, subjecting myself to great value dane cook has no upside
deep cleaned the litter box instead of watching gameday because at least EYE care about my happiness and peace of mind
as if you wouldn’t have heard my bloodcurdling scream of delight through the phone before she even answered the FaceTime!!
instant heisman in my heart
2:17 for the woefully uninitiated m.youtube.com/watch?v=fFDR... unrelated, I need to order another bottle of sir davis
I’m probably gonna regret this, but whoever is first to do the Attack of the 400 Foot Cowboy dance as a celly has my undying devotion this season
confirming reserve’s cursed status
😭 if the dash lights up like a Christmas tree again you know it’s the battery’s weird cousin then
Probs the alternator, a mercifully (relatively) expensive fix
My technique was screaming What’s Your Fantasy at the top of my lungs
SOMEONE gotta hire @glitterburrito.bsky.social to manage their social media
Maybe we just meet up at a lounge at MSP 😭
how fast can you get to Missoula for our revenge
had to get our walkies in before locking in to 4-screen cfb
Important follow-up to my pinned post
that’s The Process babyyyy
Rocky Block was similar in terms of seismic activity but I was so nauseous in the leadup that it takes a few points off the top
when bama sent out the second string against notre dame in the 2012 ship I thought the stadium was gonna crumble beneath the weight of our collective petty ecstasy
fittingly, a last minute motion to continue the hearing was granted and I only found out because I checked the docket to make sure I recalled the start time correctly the opposite of fittingly, this suit is so snug and now I’m wearing it for NO REASON 😭
today the appellate lawyer goes to court, which feels a lot like a penguin who was born in captivity being taken as a guest on an Antarctic expedition
I love the smaller model but it does not work when the larger model is in the room. So weird
sorry! Forgot alt text. Russet the golden retriever is sitting on my lap on the couch
weighted heating pad review: overall 4 stars excellent comfort rating no fire hazard super impressive cramping auto-detect feature very aesthetically pleasing minus one star for maintenance costs YES, I would recommend this product to a friend.
I’ll finish the leftovers mom
I can’t overstate how much this lived up to and exceeded the advertising LMFAOOOOO I’d say it’s the oxiclean of tea but that just sounds like poison so idk
