Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I hear it was a smug MS Paint drawing what did it
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I hear it was a smug MS Paint drawing what did it
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Then I weep for reading comprehension. If your takeaway from “this plot is so stupid not even those morons believe it” is “those morons are actually pretty smart” then there’s nothing else to say. I tried coming at this in good faith but I guess I have to mute this thread.
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Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Important to remember these types think they don’t like fascists, they’re just deluded about who the actual fascists are, because American history education is terrible and they’ve never opened an encyclopedia. Also entire media empires are dedicated to misleading them on that subject.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
So it’s not trans ideology, it’s horny furry ideology. Not that any of it is anything but shitposting memes anyway. Just nonsense some twerp slapped on some bullets.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
We dig giant robots!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Molly Conger and, more recently Hasan Piker, seem to be the biggest names I’ve seen talking about the pseudo-satanic mass shooter-worshiping Nazi death cults. It sounds so absurd spelling it out like that but reality is so absurd now the onion is just The News now.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Failson Bungling Idiots
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why even if it’s weird and partially insufferable, pay attention to the memes your nephews or sons share with you. My nephew saw that stupid attack helicopter gender thing in a game once when he was little and I’m glad I had a talk with him about that early. Good kid.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
At absolutely no point did I try to give them credit. I said it was interesting. This isn’t a defense of fucking 4chan, it’s an insult to the laughable attempts of this investigation. If something is so obvious a blind man can see it it doesn’t mean I want to hire the blind man as a spotter.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
This is why I always keep Friendly Fire off.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Alright I get the feeling we're not talking on the same wavelength here so I'm just gonna back out. Sorry for bothering you.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm not trying to excuse anything? I just find it noteworthy that even the dumbest chuds on the internet think the idea of "the bullets had trans ideology on them" is stupid.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
that's how we get to everybody transgender, the president was in on it all along!!!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I think the burden of proof oughta fall on the NYPD to prove they're not racist, frankly. Usually I don't like to insist someone prove a negative but this one oughta be doable.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Very interesting and worth noting, though, that there are people on 4chan who think the trans narrative is bullshit, even if they're off the mark with their reasoning. Even they know these guys are dipshits.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
These are the same people who assume the Jumpman symbol is a gang sign, so...
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't have the meme reaction of that kid holding up a cross but that's what I'm thinking of.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Harold and Kumar go to White House
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean yeah I’ve done this with cats.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m working in Hampton but I’m not near the college right now. I pass by it often though. I’m hoping these are empty threats but we shouldn’t even have to wonder
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
VSU lockdown lifted but restricted access to people with campus IDs, Hampton has cancelled classes
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I watched the Patreon version and honestly I kept expecting him to mention Stealth because it sounded so much like a Pluto ad
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
My brain was not designed to have to remember so much shit. I have a hard enough time keeping track of all the stuff happening now, let alone the before times.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I cannot stress this enough: do not assume it’s already as bad as it can get. To think this doesn’t change anything is horrifyingly short sighted. Even dems are treating him like a sainted martyr. That does not make things better for anyone. This doesn’t stop his rhetoric. It spreads it.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they’re conflating it with the other reason people might be feeling somber today.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I went to the memorial museum. It was really beautiful and sobering, and the acts of heroism and the calls between people hit hard. It was interesting to hear the timeline and what happened when. And then I got to the part about the Middle East and frankly it felt tacked on.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
God we really are the hillbilly hicks of the world now, taking potshots at aliens
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Please please please don’t let them forget that the last “trans” shooter had fucking terrorgram memes all over his guns. Being a Nazi that worships school shooters is less terrifying to these people than being trans.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social)
Maybe I’m paranoid but I’m starting to get a bad feeling about how much Ace of Bass I’m hearing show up on the radio lately.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
He was a man who got his face ripped off by a chimp while arguing why he should be allowed to keep a pet chimp. I just can’t feel bad for the man. I don’t feel good about gun violence of any kind and I’d rather he have lived long enough for Hasan to hand him his ass in debate but it is what it is.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
He plays saxophone from what I’ve heard.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Members of their own PARTY got murdered by a man with a hit list featuring even more of them and it might as well have not even happened how little you hear about it and how nothing happened because of it.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Forgot that last link. www.youtube.com/watch?v=n11j...
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Absolutely obscene bass, stellar guitar, and amazing animation are hallmarks. Most songs are actually pretty good for relaxing, but maybe it's my state of mind giving them a weird under current right now. Anyway Water Slide is also good.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social)
When I need a sound that encapsulates my desire to relax while also carrying this weird undertone of unease, that feeling that I'm aware I'm trying to escape my concerns into music to stop worrying for just a few goddamn minutes, Mcbaise/Mc Bess is a great option www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iY...
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Who Can It Be Now and Overkill are such fucking good songs though
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
A popular christian man with a lot of money and a media company. Remember, those rank above women and children whether they're white or not. But seriously, anyone saying "enough" now is tacitly admitting that Charlie Kirk getting shot matters more than any of the other actual politicians who were.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
He was slated to have a debate with Hasan Piker in two weeks. That presented an opportunity for him to be clowned on in public and have the absurdity of his stances be laid bare to the world at a time where he was starting to defend Trump on Epstein and losing support. Now he's a sainted martyr.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Also don't forget that the ones who DO remember think it was Tim Walz who ordered the "hit" and it was dem-on-dem violence. None of this causes them to stop and think "wow, the violence we encourage may come back around against us" they think "holy shit we need to kill everyone who dislikes us."
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
at the point in my life im just happy to see others enjoying theirs. good for him.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh jesus fucking christ I had JUST FORGOTTEN he'd had that asshole on his podcast.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
It does make me kinda sad about knife fighting monkey though, for some reason.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the mentality they have when they suggest teachers and students should carry guns too. Because everyone is a new type who can predict when a shooter is about to draw, I guess they think. I guess my point is I don’t think this kind of thing does anything but dig their heels in.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
But remember that congressional baseball game where the republican congressman got shot and it didn’t change his mind at all? That was years ago. The lesson they learn is “I need to make sure I carry a gun all the time so I can be action movie man and shoot a leftist who yells at me!”
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social)
If he had choked to death on a chicken bone I wouldn’t care. This? This doesn’t sit right with me. I’ve got a deep, deep sense of foreboding about this one. Don’t make the mistake of thinking it can’t get any worse.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Couple goals
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
There’s a Nazi cult out there that worships school shooters and somehow the only thing the government wants to do about it is make it easier to profit from it.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I will never stop hearing "Are you threatening me" or anything remotely similar in the voice of Cornholio.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that for him
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Southampton in Franklin is one of them
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s nerve wracking, and the stress and fear just feel like part of the purpose of it all. My mom was already in the process of getting my grandma’s Medicaid in order at the start of the year, and we weren’t even sure she’d get in at all. As soon as she was in, we got news of this fucking bill.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
My grandmother has been a sweet kind person who worked so hard to take care of a very big family, but none of us are in a position to care for her properly. My mom is being strong but this stuff is pushing her to her limit. They deserve better than this broken system.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
But even if the home stays open, being attached to a hospital was a huge positive for the place, and it’s bound to affect care. I’m desperately hoping if we can get a dem governor elected she can do SOMETHING about it. I don’t know what, and I don’t like my choices, but I’m fucking desperate.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
My mom JUST got my ninety year old grandmother into a good retirement home attached to one of those hospitals, using Medicaid. My grandmother has no money. Card company shenanigans and various other things sucked her savings dry. The home is technically owned by a different company than the hospital
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the equivalent of the switch download shop being overrun with shit that wouldn’t have made the cut on Newgrounds back in the day.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
What happened to ignorance of the law is not a defense against it?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
For what it’s worth I think it’s a cool idea even if I don’t have the artistic gumption to contribute
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Andrew Wakefield came from the UK to begin with, though. Supreme irony that the guy who really got this anti-vax ball rolling didn't even actually oppose vaccines, he just wanted to be able to sell his own bullshit version.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing I remember this one. I think it was in a chipcheezumlp video.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I got insider info that tells me the director is going to be Alan Smithee. We can’t keep letting that rat bastard get away with it!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social)
The reason I don’t post much is because everything I think of posting hits the wall of “is this really something worth talking about right now?” I don’t post about everything I do and I want this page to be a refuge more than anything but reality refuses to let up. Anyway here’s some odd mushrooms.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Which cut is the prime rib, though?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
And if someone responds asking how did it get there, you'll know you've found a kindred soul.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
It's called the department of War because they just really love that band. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH0Q...
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Todays mech (The man, the Myth, the Legend): Jet Jaguar
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
As I seem to recall, he was originally the creation of the winner of a kaiju design contest, but his original design was more of an Ultraman style bipedal moth-like kaiju. Supposedly his antennae are a holdover from this. I've also heard the creator wasn't happy with the final design but idkfs
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
When I first saw my boy on a random episode of MST3K I never expected he'd get to show up in countless comics and even star in his own anime and be a featured member of an SRW game. In a franchise with a lot of great mech contenders, he brings a lotta style to the table.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s astonishing to me that this hasn’t stayed in the news cycle more than it has. One of my (dem) senators knew about this shit.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Praying to the weather lords for good health and safe dealings with brain blobs
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
“Moreover, ICE must be destroyed”?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean let’s be real with the way he’s tanking everything it’s all gonna grind to a halt eventually anyway.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
How the fuck is he back to being on the brink of being a trillionaire again? Who is still giving that bastard money? Is it literally just the US government?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought you were getting yelled at by gamera so I guess I’m a gamer who can’t read But I won’t yell at you
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Never stopped us from spending that money on it before, I guess. Maybe he'll sell shitty hats to make up the difference.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
So remember if you file your paperwork wrong on a work trip you'll be frogwalked in front of cameras in chains as you're taking to a gulag.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
We never should have stopped talking about Nazis. They never fucking went away.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Well I’m glad I read to the end, now I know what kind of socks I need to buy.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
When you get excited about Trump getting sick, remember this is the guy who's next in line.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Stretchy toes!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Matt Walsh???
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
People of other races don’t just stop existing when you’re not asking them inane questions though.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, famously no trans activists have ever been threatened. Wild stuff.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
“The violence and toxicity of the trans debate comes entirely from the trans side, on the gender critical side no one has ever sent a rape threat, a death threat but the mainstream of trans activism is all about death threats, rape threats, all about destroying livelihoods”
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
America, fucked? Yeah!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
The key thing to remember is that most people on the ground aren’t “happy” about this, they’re often as baffled as anyone - “it doesn’t make sense, it can’t work that way.” Nobody really explains this shit until we’re hospitalized, so some people just don’t even believe it.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Hang on, I’m not so sure about that electricity one. That might depend on the location. A lot of places are handled by private companies, which might at least have state oversight committees regulating them. Oh and there’s places that are looking into privatizing water distribution too. Fun!
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
my best
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BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM...
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
this slam poetry session sucks. "WAR... iors. We ARE... WAR...iors. Because we FIGHT... Because WAR is for MEN... Because WE are WAR...iors. We ARE maximum lethality. We ARE maximum ILL-egality. Because we are WAR boys, because we have shiny WAR toys. Because we are WAR...iors." Mic drop. Seizure.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Particularly bad when you realize Lorraine was alive until 2019 - she was still around while profiting off of this tripe. These "based on a true story" exorcism movies have always been tasteless for profiting off of tragedy but The Conjuring movies go the extra mile lionizing the fucking Warrens.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social)
In the last two weeks I’ve seen a hawk attempt to catch a perpetually confused and somewhat graceless pigeon and fail because the pigeon crashed into a chainlink fence (was fine), and elsewhere saw a different hawk get bullied out of local airspace by some very perturbed blue jays. Is this an omen?
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Noteworthy is that his attempts to do this kind of thing tend to take the form of acting like it’s already happened and counting on everyone to forget that it hasn’t and, in fact, cannot and should not happen.
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
If Mexico finally got sick of our shit and decided to take Texas back, frankly I think I’d owe them a really nice gift basket
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
What, the starvation campaign wasn’t the gates of hell?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m sure if china had a whoopsidoodle and had a special forces crew murder a whale watching tour bus there wouldn’t be any hard feelings right? What the actual fuck lately?
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Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
So I guess it’s a safe bet that this guy employed to stop human trafficking will look into rumors of this ICE gang running around picking people off the street to be sold into foreign slavery, huh?
Jet Jaguar (@checkthatout.bsky.social) reply parent
Something something cuz you’re so 🔥