MurderBotBot (@murderbotbot.bsky.social) reposted
(I know that’s actually not a permanent solution and pretending bad things aren’t happening is not a great survival strategy in the long run, but there was nothing I could do about it now.)
I work at a public library. I really, really like my job. Summer is coming. My likes: WBB, reading, football My loves: Hubs, our rescue pups (if you can identify their breeds, lmk).
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view profile on Bluesky MurderBotBot (@murderbotbot.bsky.social) reposted
(I know that’s actually not a permanent solution and pretending bad things aren’t happening is not a great survival strategy in the long run, but there was nothing I could do about it now.)
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
They couldn’t even handle putting on the gear. And they’d massively fail the fire blanket time trial.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
HHS class of ‘91. Lived on Kappler by Garfield Elementary
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Grew up in Licking County, 80s kid. We called them tennys or tennis shoes. Hi tops for bball. Now in northern AZ, and everything is just shoes.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
He’d probably be doing about as well. (And I say this as a lifelong Buckeye)
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
If you missed the live recording of the Murderbot interview episode at WorldCon, you can watch it here:
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, Ellie has to be THE MOST in shape being in that arena.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I don’t think that steak is resting quite yet. Even for blue, that looks like it needs another minute on the grill. 🤓👩🍳 But appreciate you always doing alt text. And writing really cool books for big & little readers.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
How about Jackie managing to get this stick in thru the doggie door and onto Dad’s side of the bed? She was technically helping him prep to fit in the wood stove?
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
GOOD NEWS! For the FIRST time ever, and after MORE THAN 30 YEARS of HIV vaccine clinical trials, researchers have developed a vaccine that has SUCCESSFULLY generated TIER 2 broadly neutralizing antibodies (bnAbs) against HIV and BLOCKS viral infection in vaccinated PEOPLE.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Those very good pups need to sue for libel!! They’ll take payment in sausages.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Aww, you optimist!
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn’t even know what the date was. Been a long week
Boba Fett's codpiece (@seascribble.bsky.social) reposted
Martha Wells Humblebundle in support of World Central Kitchen. Highly recommend. www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s good. I was replying that it’s a toss up which site would have wrong info. And they are both complete trash as refs.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s Tim Greene (#9). But they are all interchangeable trash.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Or because you provide bubbles and crafts.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Paige fangirling was so cute and absolutely understandable.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Just checked and this is still open! Go help out an brag on your pups!
Daniel Thompson (@dr-thompson.bsky.social) reposted
Chelsea Gray gets the postgame interview with her Grandma on Grandma's birthday 🥳🥹❤️
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Chelsea did not get her height from her grandma. Jewell is looking like Jewell again. Kiah participated. A’ja is really good at the basketball thing.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Only at 5,000 feet and same.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Please post their cash app or whatever they use!! They need very well tipped!
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
🤞🙏 Chise is an excellent science communicator and breaks down the what, when, and next steps. This is great news, it’s ready yet, but close.
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
Vaccines save lives. They are safe and effective. And no, they do not cause autism.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the plural of Data was “oh shit, I think that’s Lore”
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Glamorize is my current fave. Keeps the boobs still when jumping and moving during story times. Holds comfort decently over the day. No wires, slightly pricey but frequently on sale.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Loving that GSV has the same low, high, & average! What to show up Bay Area.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Oooh, I will. Thank you
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Love how Chelsea whipped around with the mom look and table smack. A’ja is going to be in the time out seat on the plane tonight.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
The Aces seem to have remembered that they’re good at basketball. The refs remain ass. Natalie > Tyler Attendance is up over last year, even without a fever. Someone should reach out to the league for comment.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I want to try the Reese’s ones. But yeah, original double stuff is the best.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Well this is disturbing. I think.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so awesome!! Happy happy happy for you!
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
OMM!!! (Oh My Murderbot) This is so effing awesome!!!!
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
You have my attention. And at some point in the (hopefully near) future, my money.
Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted
You knowe the coole thynge about Gen A.I.? Aye, me neither.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep. And continued undervaluing of the media rights and the players themselves. So frustrating.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Bandwagonning all the way. And Cathy is rolling over for it because her handlers want to keep control with MNBA making decisions for W. So M owners who will tow the company line only.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I was at work but Hubs said it was the most egregious missed call he’s ever seen.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Agreed, but it was end of game. However, she gets away with way too much.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Because she’s untouchable per league mgmt. (but this time, the game was over and I don’t think there’s a mechanism for a post game tech that would have zero impact on outcome)
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
CC walking on the court to clap and yell at the ref.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Hari, of litter Bean. I’ve never met any of these pups, but this dear sweet gentleman might just be my fave. Everyone has their strengths; you never know when you’ll be called upon to use yours.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, no need to bring him in for stitch removal later this week. 🤣 So, how was your day (and weekend)? Pic from shelter before adoption. Hubs calls him Spider-Man.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Just a small gap on the one. I have to head to work, so Hubs says he’ll call and take Dusty in if needed. Awesome, love you, you’re a great doggie co-parent. Vet laughs and says if no sign of infection and nothing poking out, just keep an eye on it and bring him in if status changes. /9
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Dustin Rhodes Batson, little craphead extraordinaire, has managed to chew out his own stitches. At his point I wonder if I should turn my morning coffee into an Irish coffee. And the vet’s office doesn’t open for over an hour. But no signs of infection and most of the incisions are healed. /8
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I stumble out about an hour later and say hi to all my babies while getting my coffee. Hubs helps me separate pups so we can do wound check… And there are no signs of infection, oozing, redness, swelling. There’s also no sign of any stitches. Like they’re gone. No black thread at all. NONE. /7
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
So we put him in a body suit, nice and snug and velcroed down and allow him to sleep out of kennel on Sunday night. Suit > cone when multiple dogs (at least in our house). Hubs is up first Monday morning, as usual. Takes off suit and feeds all the little monsters. /6
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
And he’s running near full speed. It he does have a bit of a hitch in him a giddy up. So he comes back inside without much issue and snuggles up on the couch. Whew. We try our best Saturday and Sunday to keep him calm but I’m beginning to believe his damn near impervious to pain. /5
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
You see, 22 lbs of mutt on a mission is determined. I wasn’t prepared for full speed yet. And off he goes under my hands and out the doggie door to wrestle with his sisters. The boy has 2 sets of stitches in his groin/along his pubis bone. /4
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thursday, no issues. Vet gives a 24 hr pain shot, so he was fiiine. Friday morning and afternoon, he’s still okay to be in his kennel sleeping it off. Then I get home from work Friday night and go to take him on leash for a potty break. And little craphead emerges. /3
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
All the girl dogs are spayed so we were careful on walks and outings and we own no pupport payments on his behalf. So we knew it wasn’t going to be a simple, basic neuter and planned accordingly. Working against us was l’il dude is still essentially a true puppy. Estimated bday is May 4, 2024. /2
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
These pics are from Thursday afternoon. Hubs sent them to me after the boy pup got neutered. We adopted him back on April 19. But the vet couldn’t get him scheduled until now. Small town, one vet, vacations coming, and only one descended testicle (dog, vet is an amazing woman). /1
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
No, nearsighted can see close stuff fine, but everything at distance is a giant blur. English is so damn weird
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Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Warriors by Erin Hunter (et al). Now on iteration one bazilllion and still fairly popular.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Our 4 are now in the database! Violet happy to be dirty. Sadie happy to have been the only pup at the dog park so she could get her sprint on. Jackie happy to be sleeping on her brother. Dusty asking why his baby sister is bigger than he is, and why is she sleeping on me?!?
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, that one is in the incubator now. So I can find out which one I don’t have!
Micro SF/F by O. Westin (@microsff.com) reposted
"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional." "Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?" "She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said. "What job was that?" "Princess." "Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."
Dana Holtzbert (@danaholtzbert.bsky.social) reposted
Once again, I would like the Valkyries to introduce violet uniforms. #WNBA #LVvsGS
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
🤞🙏
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Don’t think the crucifix is interested bsky.app/profile/real...
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
The last place team. That practices in the rec room at the casino. That has practices bumped for bday parties. THAT team is worth $325M. But yeah, a revenue share comparable to MNBA would end the W. Buuuullshit! If it would, the MNBA should have negotiated the W’s tv rights better.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s a sentence I never thought I’d read.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Why are the Valkyries being targeted?
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
And both at Golden State games (albeit they’ve been the visiting team both times).
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Always tweaked me when people would say she’s great because scoring record. Then how the hell do you not know Kelsey Plum? But you know the honorary PR wouldn’t have put up with maga.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s not fair to her, but she could do more to stop it. Starting with disavowing the MAGA witch using your name to pump up herself.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Stopped being a Merc fan largely because of her. And some Vince crap.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
Thank you Chise!! You are a kick ass science communicator and this is awesome news!
Chise (@sailorrooscout.bsky.social) reposted
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Born in 1973. You are not alone in this feeling. bsky.app/profile/chel...
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
That was some fine camera work by a true professional.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe in Cincinnati but not Atlanta.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you!
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
This is glorious.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the purple Gatorade just Scorch juice?
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Hope the vet’s office is close. Poor boi needs a scan and some carprofen.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Valkyries winning their first rivalry trophy.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Animal cruelty charges pending
Pablo Hidalgo (@infinata.bsky.social) reposted
Uh, who else here has never used ChatGPT?
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
As it needed a police escort (under a towel) to leave the floor, I’m going with Caitlin getting bowled over by a fan on (very) minimal contact.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
No
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
This was the case that came to mind, but Texas wouldn’t let him compete against boys. www.espn.com/espnw/voices...
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
May it be filled with many quality naps. - Dusty and Jak
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
This is amazing. As a teen in the late ‘80s, the idea that this would happen was a dream. To see it happening is a miracle. But I’ll always wonder what if. Who would we have not lost if bigotry hadn’t stymied research from the start. Never stop fighting and hoping lovelies.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social)
I love seeing BG happy and enjoying bball and joking with fans. (And her absolute most giant smile when she’s with her baby boy.)
h. bear (@hockeybear.space) reposted
It’s a not a significant injury, it’s just terf toe
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
TELL ME!
becky hammon’s crucifix (@real-point-god.bsky.social) reposted
Now all the inhabitants of Dallas shudder on account of you. And as for the #WNBA players, their hair stands on end; their faces betray their horror. -Ezekiel 27:35 stating the obvious
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
I am as well. Steve Nash was also mentioned, if you want even more confusion. I wasn’t muted, but also had a dog needing photographed distracting me.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Something something Sab’s new shoes and workers
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Seems worse to me. Like more blown calls are REALLY obvious stuff. I’ve seen better officiated elementary school games that had the jr high players as refs.
David Bisset (@davidbisset.com) reposted
Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
Yep, and Wired.
Michelle (@chellebat.bsky.social) reply parent
And why are investor groups willing to spend $250M for the rights to have a team? Seems an investor would run AWAY from a league that has no value. Or maybe the league is just lying out their collective yachts.