And I raise you con-science
Storyteller & film producer. LetsGoBuffalo. Hopeless romantic for sports & people. Feminist with a bleeding heart. Ally. Let’s get political and post pics of our dogs.
1,425 followers 532 following 457 posts
view profile on Bluesky
And I raise you con-science
Thank you for making me laugh. I needed that.
If it makes their rookie kicker feel better, if he made that XP, the Bills probably kick after their last TD instead of going for 2 (and failing), so the math ends up the same.
His mother must be a true nightmare who made him utterly spineless for him to consider her living on top of him--with his two children in his bedroom--AND his wife miserably opposed to it as the better of the two options. If he doesn't about face, this poor woman has to find a way to cut her losses
What kind of person would even want to move into a home where you're kicking your own grandchildren out of their room and forcing your son to spend money on a storage unit so that you can keep ordering designer bags and taking trips? All the copious issues with this aside, they don't have the room!
I, too, discovered this delightful term upon my first visit to SK in June.
Yeah, Danse Macabree, into my 20’s…
They were straight up organizing and radicalizing at their “Be Prepared” Nazi Jesus parties, and we were going to gender reveal barbecues like social norms would save us from their bared teeth.
Only a true narcissist could be the most famous example of choosing personal accolades and your career over your already very wealthy family and speak those words without irony. Impressive.
He did all of it for himself—which, whatever—but who does he think he’s kidding?
Exactly!! Take your money and run, girl. Let him deal with the mess of consequences he’s created for himself.
I don’t have to wonder because he obviously telepathically uses my vocal cords to speak for him in the correct tone and inflection. Otherwise I’d just be a crazy person having a conversation with myself!
Same
me, too, sweater. me, fucking, too.
The Grim Reaper's really taking it to the 80's this week, man.
Celebrating the life and legacy of Rick Jeanneret today on his birthday 💙
My 15-year-old just left this morning for a week in the mountains at a camp where they confiscate your phone--it's not a digital detox camp, but I'm looking forward to hearing how it went for her. I think she'll be more affected by not having her laptop to work on her writing. ✍️📘
I visibly shuddered at the idea of wearing boots in July. Returning from a shore vacation where I didn’t even pack socks or sneakers. That said, dirty feet are absolutely gross, and I am pretty vigilant about that.
Gee I wonder why she fell out of love with you…
Subtle. Zesty. Delicious. 🤌 Our 2025-26 schedule has arrived → bufsabres.co/44L6TM4
Yeah we grew up on cartoons made in like the 40s without even knowing it and I don’t think we appreciate how cool it was to have a shared frame of reference.
Actually, I bet Zohran washes his ass, so he probably spends a lot less time digging around scratching at whatever’s crawling around yours, Charlie.
Even someone as intellectually incurious as Trump would have been forced to study Shakespeare in school and made aware of the context.
In hindsight, it seems so naive that we thought Bush was as President Camacho as we could imagine back then.
republicans keep making life worse for working people and better for the rich and then we have elections and they’re like no that’s not true! and people believe them and then they just do it all again and it’s enough to make a rational person feel absolutely fucking insane
I hope he is right! Seeing people who wanted prices to come down vote for Trump was demoralizing.
I sure could use that hope, but all the voters in this sample are blue. It’s a democratic primary. Isn’t his analysis misleading? He wasn’t running against Trump or someone with Trump’s politics. (Cuomo is a mess, but he doesn’t have—god help us—Trump’s appeal to the working class).
I'm sorry that happened to you. That's scary and violating. I don't know the solution or if it's possible to get through to these people, but you are not alone.
And apparently we're just supposed to eat snacks off American Flag napkins on Friday like everything is fine.
It can literally drive you insane, digesting how awful people are and realizing how powerless you are to stop it. And that the people in position to stop it won't. I don't know what to do.
And now every time even insured people get offered a booster or vaccine that they normally wouldn’t think twice about at their annual check up, they will have to check their insurance to be sure the shot won’t bankrupt them. Cool cool. Super functional society we have.
This image still makes me shudder.
When the Goo Goo Dolls call your name. 🙌 Excited to have you, Radim! #LetsGoBuffalo
The newest member of the sabrehood! 😄 Tonight's draft photos → bufsabres.co/4nmfVrc
Scroll no further, my friend!!!
Well I am jealous they can pull it off. The Dream!!!!
Heart’s “Alone” or Janis’ “Piece of my Heart.” If I could belt like Ann Wilson I would bring the damn house down.
Give me June—October, two weeks of Christmas, and then right back to June again. Max summer temps at 82. Two months of Halloween festivities.
The married brother and sister slumlord couple from The People Under the Stairs have endorsed Cuomo.
The scorpion that killed Antie would like you to rank Cuomo #1.
Can confirm Sabretooth and Billy Buffalo (not pictured) are allies & believe in protecting trans kids.
I cannot comprehend how we share a culture with people who read that and think, “What a monster.” How are we going to get out of this nightmare? Thank you for your service, Rep. Hortman. 💔
And on top of that, dogshit air quality! So I guess we shouldn’t even be outside anyway.
I was complaining last night (and for several weeks let’s be real) how I just want to go outside and feel warm. And then too hot. And then go back to the AC because it’s “too hot out.” Is that too much to ask?
I have never been to a Red Lobster, but you best believe I buy the boxed Cheddar Bay mix at Walmart.
Also a handy in-drawer storage container for your corn on the cob holders!
He definitely asked Michael B. Jordan if Coach Taylor is nice in real life.
Tipping isn't really a burden for me, so assuming all money is going directly to servers, it doesn't make a difference to me, and I'd rather go with whatever their preference would be. I'd probably leave a few bucks anyway if I had a remotely decent server.
Happy Pride to Buffalo and to all! The @sabres.com and your 7x World Champion @nllbandits.bsky.social stand with you!
Sabretooth is not only the cutest mascot in sports but also a diva and an ally. And the Bandettes helped us bring to bring that 3x champion energy to Pride!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
We Stan Diva Tooth
A rainbow bridge is meant to fade away, but that doesn’t diminish its beauty 😉
Sabretooth is accessorizing for Pride Month!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️😎 #BuffaloPrideParade
Nothing like a championship trophy flex 💪 at the Buffalo Pride parade! Let’s go, girls!! 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I save that for my personal life thankyouverymuch
Thank you! Hoping to stay warm, too! It’s always such a beautiful day, but it’s unseasonably cold this weekend. Grr.
I’m here to help! You are suffering from internalized misogyny. The first step is identifying it. The next is rejecting it.
Tomorrow is the 🌈Pride🌈 parade in Buffalo, and I’m thrilled to help organize the participation of our crew at the @sabres.com and @nllbandits.bsky.social! Look for us right at the start of the parade line. We’re proud to lead and be out front for our LGBTQ+ friends. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Lovely Thanksgiving weather with hurricane winds we’re having. (No, I’m not going to stop complaining.)
A high of 54 degrees on the last day of May is just fucking unacceptable. Absolutely not.
Exciting things happening, Sabres friends! Oh, and we have a championship rally at the arena tonight! Not a bad little Friday…
My first “job” in sports was handing out Big League Chew along the bench at my older brother’s baseball games.
No human being can resist eating takeout fries in the car, even if they are actively burning the roof of their mouth. We can’t hold DoorDash drivers to an impossible standard.
It’s just a societal rule that the fries in a takeout bag belong to the driver until they are out of the car, and that’s why I don’t DoorDash.
I don’t care about Abby or her side of the story, or to watch these two women murder more and more people in service of a “revenge is bad” lesson. He carried the show.
I think instead of The Last of Us season 3 I’d rather just watch a new Pedro Pascal show?
I clearly need to do a better job giving off that vibe
Joe I never claimed to make good choices
Man. We’re the same age, and I declined to go to Canisius. I coulda been doing keg stands at the lax house with a legend.
Ha, we have pretty mild/nice summers here, but June is my favorite month by far!!
Should have said *next* Sunday. Love that I get to go with some of the amazing women in my family, including my youngest daughter!
Our parade is Sunday, and I count down the days for that dopamine hit.
the buffalo bandits are the most successful professional sports franchise in north america
Let’s go Bandits!!! 🥍🧡💜🖤
Imagine the desperation (or complete disregard) to do such a thing. What a mess. And what choice did she leave someone who can imagine the consequences of not stepping up. I’m sorry you were put in that position.
Oh wow.I know you’re not saying this for an atta girl, but what you’re doing is such a brave act of compassion.Investing your heart in a child that you can’t completely protect is an emotional minefield,so please allow me to give you credit for your courage.I hope your intervention resets her path.❤️
Btw if you do need to trauma dump, I’m happy to receive it. It’s all too much.
For sure. And (to use an extreme example) when those children raised by bad/aloof parents decide not to perpetuate the cycle of trauma by having their own kids, we call them selfish!
Schrödinger’s selfishness
Like Biff Tannon in the alternate 1985!
It’s me. I’m the demon that put the curse on them. They know what they did.
I don’t even get the accusation that not having kids is selfish when people have kids for their own selfish reasons: status, ego, filling a void, wanting to create someone who will love you & take care of you when you’re old, etc.
You can’t get someone to help you at the photo counter or bring out your online order in a timely manner as it is. And who’s going to come reset your self checkout machine when you accidentally swipe your Great Value frozen Salisbury steak dinner twice?
RIP to the King 😔
I love this.
Man I love the Bandits 🥍🦝
Kuli's on the mic 🎤 Watch Jiri Kulich mic'd up for Game 1 of the AHL North Division Finals → bufsabres.co/3YN372K
Couldn’t get the rights, unfortunately, but it is streaming on Flohockey.
We remember. 🤍
Happy Mother’s Day right back to you, Sheila!! 🥰
Maybe instead of 30 dolls she gets one. And maybe it costs a few dollars more. And maybe it contains the transferred soul of Charles Lee Ray. And maybe it's always yelling "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you." It's fine.
After years and years of it being a central focus of my life, I keep forgetting it's NFL Draft day/weekend/extravaganza.
First introduction would be The Worst Witch, but then Clue & IT Pop into my head, in that order.
He would have been happy to do it, but he was very popular last night for sure!!
*insert Leo pointing in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood GIF* I know them!!!! shoutout @chellegz.bsky.social and Sabres fan of the year / the best, Viktor Maudr
