the white demo has fallen
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the white demo has fallen
The pope really needs to clean house of these embarrassing cardinals that act like evangelicals.
see there’s sometimes a reasonable synthesis
If @democrats.org had some spine they’d be funding a charlie kirk memorial van driving around dc with loudspeakers playing his greatest hits like “Black women are stupid” and “jews control hollywood”
someone should look into these in-kind political contributions that ICE is giving kat
gonna be posting some random vacation photos over the weekend I imagine
the couple wearing Harvard law apparel on the flight home last night spent the entire 8 hours screaming viciously at each other and their children over absolutely nothing, hard not to read into this
becoming fully beaudrillard pilled. realizing the entire project of 5-4 has been in many ways detailing how conservatives have built a simulation of academic and legal scholarship, in order to live in a hyperreal world in which the constitution demands white supremacy
ironically the best hack remains forgetting you have eggs in the fridge for a bit before you boil them
I know this seems gross but consider that there was just nobody else available in journalism to hire
Republicans are engaged in the most sweeping censorship campaign since the red scares, so naturally the priority is explaining how this is the fault of people out of power
there kind of is something to being an academic in good standing but you have to work really really hard to lose that qualifier. writing a counterintuitive book will not do it lol
will stancil and nerdjpg
No, but they have branded ice cream 🙃 It’s gonna be done in 2 years I guess.
I’m at the combination KFC and Sagrada Familia
Darth Vader wasn’t a big list guy generally
Russia speedrun
we're eventually gonna lose a stupid and extremely consequential war because the entire political right has bought into the lethality/operator cult and we got rid of all the birthday cake ships
upper body strength and nazi adjacent tattoos are no match for rocket artillery as it turns out
getting on a plane back to the US right now and uh seems like you guys fucked everything up while I was gone
this is how I feel about tuna melts. shouldn’t work, like at all
is it the Samsung jingle that slaps
You either die in a war of maneuver or live long enough to find yourself in a war of position
[pounding the table] cool zone cool zoNE COOL ZONE COOL ZONE
A thing I'm glad I didn't do is rush to be like 'we need to give The Argument time to develop an editorial voice' and instead was like 'this sounds like loser shit from losers'
just want to remind everyone that antifascism is correct and not anything to run away from under any circumstances
blind person: i can't see :/ doctor (to nurse): we need to put a TOOTH in this fucker's goddamn EYE
imagining Michael barbaro calmly narrating his own arrest on the daily
it would be bad if this lawsuit somehow bankrupted the Times but it would also be very funny so who’s to say etc
Well yeah NOW
i still can't believe the guy who basically brought american civil society to this is donald john trump
Stephen King's ALAN WAKE ah I fucked it up
Been out of the loop the past week, so a groyper shot Charlie Kirk and we’re making it illegal to not be sad about it is what I’m gathering
the Nazis attacked higher education as an enemy of the state, first Jewish and "leftist" professors were banned and then the curriculum restructured to only say what the Party wanted. German education was once envy of the world and it was destroyed In 5 years, college attendance in Germany fell 53%
Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know) Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you
lmao
hey guys I’ve been in Europe is everything going very normally back in the US right now
don't read any political theory or engage with people on topics you don't really know anything about and also your mutuals are always perfect angels who can do no wrong
Environmental storytelling in Valencia
My favorite part of the "Trump keeps calling Armenia, Albania" thing is during each of his terms some serious shit has gone down in Armenia and the US was directly involved in ending it. Meanwhile he's like "oh these poor Albanians, many people say they are being oppressed by Gargamel" or whatever.
I’m in Spain, and I think this is a higher end model but it’s sick
riding in a BYD car for the first time and Tesla is cooked lol
Reentering the discourse hot from Spain to point out that these chips rule
"It's ya boy Falconer69, the falcon is GONE, it's insane, it's like he can't even hear me, smash like and subscribe for more updates about the gyre because it is NOT looking good"
Omfg, I just saw a Redditor say he was flying his face at half mast for Charlie Kirk.
had to do it sorry
at the last LCD soundsystem show, I’m sure of it
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
that'll do it
[when plants evolve thorns and runners and breakaway points to prevent pulling them out] you could have just evolved tomatoes you dumb ass
you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to surgeons but also sometimes you gotta hand it to surgeons
the media rush to canonize charlie kirk is legitimately maybe one of the weirdest things of this nature i have ever seen in my life
arrest Nathan Fielder
you all have PhDs in poasting now
do you remember where you were when you heard Charlie Kirk got shot is the most dollar store version of 9/11 I can imagine lmao zoomers I'm so sorry
I like everyone :D
put an APB out for Some Guy
also super counterproductive to actually solving any kind of crime
don't write stuff on your bullets, or your gun, or write anything down, or post, or enter your social security number anywhere, or
is Tim Pool going to have to take of his hat at the funeral
[Bell Tolling]
put an APB out for Erwin König
a 30-06 mauser??
I will still be posting
taking a vacation from the Discourse and from Work and from the United States thank fuck
Reminder: the FBI also blew the Unabomber, Olympic bombing and anthrax investigations. Etc., etc. And that was before the Trump administration’s efforts to purge anyone competent.
one thing as a pundit you could do is just ignore the whole thing entirely. write an Adrian Chiles thing today maybe.
This is morally repulsive, and actually more laudatory of violence.
haha, yeah, imagine
they’re not gonna catch the guy huh
this is proving to be a notably lengthy manhunt for a shooter by 21st century standards
i'm all in. nothing ever happens
apropos of nothing the name of this ship used to be the Horst Wessel when the Nazis sailed it
official Connecticut bug slash murder machine
ironically had he been wearing a diaper around his neck perhaps the absorptive power would have
They’ve been saying shit like this for five or 10 years now and they’re a bunch of little sniveling shits who won’t do it themselves, they want the government to do it for them
if you ever questioned my medical expertise looks like I have once again been proven correct
in Japan, if you want to commit political violence, you have to construct a Contraption. that's objectively a better system.
must sometimes be incredibly weird to live in the world you spent your life advocating for
fortunately president donald trump will surely soothe an anxious nation with his characteristic empathy and compassion
my medical opinion after viewing the close up footage is “oh man…”
man I just don’t think anything that comes out of this is going to be good
just saw the video and wow I do not think he survived that
these things are destined to snake out in all kinds of awful and unpredictable directions
WHAT
whoaaaaaaaaa
well, DHS should just be abolished
yeah these agencies are all going to have to be cleaned out
two other things-- 1) I'm not menswear guy but hegseth fits always looks like total garbage 2) what is jd even doing here lol
he’s everyone’s favorite president no worries
this is nice. we can make these people pariahs. that’s nice, to me.
For many, the promise of woo is something you can’t argue with. Modern medicine is a way of managing your body’s decline. You face tradeoffs and side effects because you can’t really be fully fixed. Woo promises what medicine can’t - that if you make the right choices, you can fully be healed.
if James is posting patriot gifs we’re probably still okay
ok, maybe this person has never encountered rice—no wait,
this is legitimately insane
real black lodge garmonbozia shit
Yamaha makes motorcycles and keyboards maybe there’s something there
“Healthcare companies have consolidated operations and portfolios” tremendous insight
