REAL Christians knew Cracker Barrel went downhill when they started serving alcohol
Atlanta based architect and standup comedian for some reason
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REAL Christians knew Cracker Barrel went downhill when they started serving alcohol
Go Tigers
First 007 movie I ever saw and always wondered why there weren’t more cocaine grinder deaths in future Bond films
when is Clemson’s first game
preparing myself for the Beef Jerky Experience
Paging @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social
hehe
talmboutem nolrs
Contemplating recreation
Corso should’ve retired in like 2015 at latest
Folks, we got him
Hoping Theodosia is good
Guess whose new restaurant I’m at
Becoming more powerfully sexy by the day, not sorry
If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me
Folks
OBX
With the AJC dropping its print edition, I feel compelled to share one of the greatest moments in print design history
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
pussy got me going places I wouldn’t go with a gun
Just patented handlebar pubes
🎵gangster white walls… TV antennas in the back…🎵
Bro wtf
How much Gruyère you bench big fella?
Hey this place is definitely called diariO, right?
They should’ve killed the ICE agents with fire axes *parody*
Re: last repost. Past time for general strike plus targeted uhhh other stuff
I said this 7 months ago and was called an alarmist. History says elections won’t save us. They will end us. Blue states must declare war. “I researched every Democratic attempt to stop fascism. The success rate after fascists were elected was 0%.” ▶ Once they win elections, it’s already too …
This episode is 13% debunking and 87% dramatic readings of banger tweets from the worst people in the world
Fall in the air? Almost time for Brutus to get some fits off
sorry you have weak legs
IF KIRBY WOULD STOP CHEATIN
Georgia Bulldog fans shut up challenge
International Dog Day so I’m posting Brutus
killer and his future victims
Hell yes
Hard to convince younger generations, but for decades, Republicans went on and on about how two of the worst things imaginable were (1) state intervention in the market and (2) DC using federal troops against US states; both so bad the people should be ready for armed rebellion in case it happens.
I don’t care WHAT medical science says, I will NEVER stop shoving q-tips DEEP into my ear canals
no he doesn’t touch. He likes to just be near and it doesn’t take a lot to send him to his cozy little nest in the corner of the room atop Brutus’ crate. 8 years in and he is just never gonna be touchy feely
how your email finds me
never
i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good
Was filling in as doorman at Star Bar one night when Brent and a couple other Mastadon guys came in and I got endless shit for carding them but they were real nice about it
She responded “probably”
desperately messaging my gf asking if she’s shrekking me
In the middle of a thrilling Lunch and Learn about innovations in commercial bathroom interiors and equipment
Saving this for 90 percent of the responses I get on here
Don’t Bother Me, I’m Watching Michael Mann’s Miami Vice
she's still extracting wealth from other communities and funneling it to ALPHABET jesus fucking christ
American doctor Mimi Syed says she was just denied entry back to Gaza for her third medical mission. She was carrying food, baby formula, and life-saving equipment. She had been to Gaza twice before already. Another doctor denied with her had been before as well.
organizing my Gucci Mane mixtapes by year
Going to Turkey to get that trendy cloaca surgery
Incredible things are happening in the People’s Republic of China
Found it… the Jamaican DJ announcing HE HAS RELEASED SEMEN IN HIS JEANS HE HAS CLIMAXED worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshhO...
Dated a Korean for less than a month before she got me an H Mart membership
Who’s got that video of the guy who gets danced on in a contest and the DJ calls him out in front of everyone for creaming his jeans?
going to Talat Market tonight, my favorite thai spot in ATL and one I've been supporting since they were a popup at Morningside Farmer's Market, Gaja, Ah Ma's and more.
this is what the low men in yellow coats drove in Hearts in Atlantis - Stephen King
you guys couldn't hang with Hunter like I could, just a couple of big dicked cokeheads who dabble in art and pleasing women... y'all wouldn't get it, you couldn't last an hour
Leonardo DiCaprio feels 25 and under only
how am I supposed to leave for work huh
Girlfriend and I are gonna take a big step forward this weekend, that’s right I’m showing her Michael Mann’s Thief
Okay I found the most depressing post
I mean, if we are talking about bombing weddings he's got bodies
Getting paid by the Heritage Society to tweet shit like “yo they really snapped when they invented the missionary position ong”
Not sure what I’m about to try
It me
There should be an update for RDR2 where you can hunt and kill the characters from HBO’s The Gilded Age
Folks…
Hell yeah
pulling aside the Grucifixtion bikini
this guy is what people pretend Gavin Newsom is
It appears Letterboxd is cooked
The KIVIK sectional does offer myriad positional options when paired with a wedge pillow
creating a Truth Social account just to lobby Trump to overturn this
I bet this feels so freeing
Friend of the committee @shehanjeyarajah.com is absolutely right.
Would you recommend it over a traditional rental car company?
Renting a car to go to the beach over Labor Day, anyone have experience w Turo?
the best thing about my girl wearing a remote control vibrator is I can really crank it up when I’m overstimulated and ready to leave the function
My review of the Naked Gun: we are so back baby movies are back
You should be allowed to stay home from work if your puppy is real cute
Mounting a .50 cal on this
For a Student Who Used AI to Write a Paper
somebody's gotta Do Something
How your email finds me
Atlanta traffic solution: ban cars with Florida plates
girl is taking me to del bar bc im so good at sex
Just bought a mortgage payment worth of donuts at the Randy’s popup
Original or Cajun
South Carolina Hot Wasps
changed my car horn to Jadakiss laugh
saw a headline about a "viral beef heist" and learned that slidell police photographed the stolen meat like it was a drug bust
