Pie crusts are my sworn enemy
30-something autistic post maker. Voted top 10 most under-followed account by multiple media outlets. He/him
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Pie crusts are my sworn enemy
aw man, fuck off with this. rest easy, fella :(
God, I forgot what a pain in the ass conversion factors & dimensional analysis could be
Bluesky dying hits me particularly hard because my grandmother, whom I loved, also died of not increasing shareholder value or generating ad revenue
Happy Labor Day, comrades š«”
Jesus Christ, Iām so out of the loop. This drops this week?? Hell yeah but also I am not gonna have the time for it
Bro needs to find a bonfire fast to reverse hollowing
Enjoying her Labor Day! Finally, a break from all the work
Gm jerks of bluesky!
I feel like he was in a group dm I also was in on twitter way way back
Weāre all gonna die in like a year anyway might as well make it tolerable
Isnāt that guy like a big account does this mean I get a blue check now
Wonder if bringing back lawn darts could finally finish off Gen X for good
Iām still pissed at God for the way he handled the California wildfires thing. Absolutely no reason to choose David Lynch over James Woods
If Rudy Giuliani is a true American hero he will succumb to his injuries on 9/11
my alt-texts are always fun that's the chili dish guarantee
alt text is a banger if you're interested
offering you all a rare sneak peek into the hallowed cloisters of academia (college chemistry)
It kinda sucks now that dying of old age or natural causes is a likely sign that you are manifestly evil
So in the Charmin-verse is it just those bears & do their lives just revolve around taking shits or
He got his ass kicked by a 12-year-old after cat-calling her, didn't he?
Canāt find anything wrong with it, good job
Itās up to us as citizen scientists to make it happen!
Itās basically a foregone conclusion that in 20 years time tech bros will be editing their genes to make their dicks glow in the dark which hopefully means in 25-30 years theyāll realize itās also caused permanent sterility
Guarantee there was a Vanilla Ice of olden times who pulled the same āitās not the sameā punk shit & defended āWhat Child Is Thisā as a totally different song than āGreensleevesā
I mean, you have to wonder how long the liberal strategy of lawfare can hold up under this continued contravention of the law. Itās like relying solely on a gun as your weapon of choice when bullets literally donāt exist
Thanks pal glad u like it!
My mom had to hide that shit from me when i was young i was a bad case, totally Tappād out through much of my childhoodā¦ā¦
Who up Peckin they pah rn
Grape dimetapp man that shit was criminally good
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Itās long been my destiny to suck ass with the greatest to have sucked so might as well just stop fighting fate š„
Sure is a tough day to be a shitty poster these numbers are killing me
We need more laugh emojis to better express our old, pathetic age
Good to hear that Trump finally got his much-needed embalming fluid transfusion & is back in the public eye, appearing to be vaguely lifelike again
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Endearing myself to my chemistry professor by bringing him a basketful of home-made crystal meth instead of the traditional fruits
sir, if you don't stop telling me about your breakfast, sir, and the protein content in it, sir, I will be demanding a trial of fisticuffs
Iām still paying mine off b/c I was switched from Medicaid to Medicare a few years back itās like a $50 a month plan or some shit I miss Medicaid
lol when i had a bowel obstruction & had to have surgery as well as a hospital pay the bill was something outrageous like $63k before adjustments & i was only there for like 3-4 days??
Never the less, she died & that, at least, is worth celebrating
Doing calculus homework, took out trash & recycling, washed dishes, etc. been a most industrious lad. How about u pal whatās the haps
Maybe I am a sick freak but I think the death of a child is always tragic whether they have a preexisting condition or not but then again Iām not hep to all that eugenics jazz
Gm, happy caturday. Have a Lowly from the archives
Venereal diseases spread by sexbots have been known to cause clanker sores
This is like Homer & the giant sandwich all over again
Uh oh, yāall donāt think Trump ate the shrimp, do you?
This is fucking bullshit man RFK Jr just wants it all for himself
I love how All Dogs Go to Heaven just resolutely rolls with its ridiculous premise, never once addressing the giant fucking Cerberus in the room
Whatās it take for a fella to get annexed by a belligerent foe of the USA
foiled again by time's cruel passage
Say what You will about Carol, but she gets shit done!!
I thought it was Elizabeth?? Or is there an Alice for me in the afterlife?? That would rule, i am lonely as heck!
most smart people aren't!
you sure she's not doing edward furlong here?
man, i swear if i am sick b/c of one of those little fucker kids at school i'm gonna be standoffish as hell next time i see them
lol, absolutely Classic Carol shit right here...
Why do I show up in my own following feed? I do not follow me. I would never. What kind of asshole does this place take me for
I've got a pretty bad sore throat. I think this might be the "big one" that Red Foxx was always trying to warn us about.
Posting on a Friday night? No thanks, that stuff is for nerds
Boy I tell you next week sure is shaping up to be next week
Every tool they create can be used against them. š¤·āāļø
People who quibble over the legal definition of genocide seem to think that if an injustice falls just under a certain threshold in formal law then actually itās very good & moral
(If this seems ambiguous I agree w/ you ppl have lost the fucking plot & at a particularly bad historical moment)
New satanic panic dropped
i assume he was quietly transferred to another server
Thereās gotta be at least one guy out there who thinks world wars are āwokeā for being so inclusive
Wild that all ads I see are just Guy I Donāt Know from Thing I Donāt Know trying to sell me Thing I Donāt Care About in an age where every like, click & interaction I produce are meticulously logged or surveilled
lol I actually had that thought the other day
They never shoulda gave Marx āthe funkāā¦ā¦
My last day to withdraw from a class & get a refund is September 11th so I can finally make real use of ā9/11 never forgetā
Thank God itās Friday, without God who knows what day today would have ended up being
A star is bornā¦..
Scratching another Bogey flick off the ole list
Nah shellfish allergy but also impossible anyway
If I can not get a "full military" honors funeral performed for me when I inevitably die of the dumbest shit, I would at least like a park bench or traffic roundabout named in my memory
me & the wife are bringing brats & setting up the grill. does anyone know if they will have cornhole boards there is this a bring your own deal?
gonna be a great time, folks. ted nugent will be performing a full set & steak 'n' shake will be catering. tickets are just $100 each so you can bring the whole family
yah, sadly i think this is basically the gist of it
She's beautiful.....
it's a stupid job, but somebody's gotta do it!
their leftist motto must be "a cheaper way is possible" then
"i argued brilliantly but unfortunately my hours-long peroration was completely undone at the end when i called my peers & learned colleagues poopoo-heads. regrettably, this was a formal fallacy i simply could not escape"
they seem awfully nostalgic for 1933!
sorry buddy it's not a fun position to be in! hope you start to feel better!
do people not realize they sound like nazis saying this shit or is that a badge of honor for them? the "hard" "necessary" decision of choosing resources over lives is actual concentration camp logic
I am watching a scientist melt a gummi bear in a vial full of chemicals. This is what it takes to understand the world around us. Science is fearless
I'm feeling suddenly super down again tonight. surely there are alternative, better ways of feeling yet I seem to end up here a lot
can i have some
My takeaway was that he simply doesn't care about the collateral losses, that the good ones will just come out in the wash. Anyway, the lesson for him should above all be that there are nobler ways to get on a federal watchlist
Oh, and nothing for the cop who tased his balls and died, huh? Man sent 50,000 volts through his sack and gets nothing?
Always a kernel of truth to medical chicanery & snake oil. RFK jr adopts the language of science without actually doing any or knowing any & his dupes are none the wiser
Aight guess weāre doing book club ??
I dunno if itās lore but I hear this in my head at least once a day
Echo & the Bunnymen performing "The Cutter" live on German show Rockpalast in 1983. The song reached #8 on the UK chart and was the second single released from the Ian Broudie-produced album, Porcupine. m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpXy...
Oh Iām sorry *rolls eyes* I meant ābarristersā
Do British lawyers still have to wear those powdered wigs if their hair is just naturally like that
