Counting down the hours until FIL makes some kind of deeply irresponsible decision regarding the Split Enz gig announced this morning
Cat mum & rescuer, insufferable music nerd, fat bitch, bird enjoyer, doll collector, fan of the Oxford comma Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
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Counting down the hours until FIL makes some kind of deeply irresponsible decision regarding the Split Enz gig announced this morning
I think I've done some actual damage to my knee lol and also lmao I sat with one leg over the other for about half a second and I saw God ohnoes
WHY IS CANBERRA FULL OF GIANT MUTANT RABBITS
Oh no I've been introduced to Schleich
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Got sushi today and the replacement for my beloved illegal soy sauce fish is also single-use, non-biodegradable plastic so idk what the fuck we were thinking here
Happens to the best of us
"Roos are pests" your ugly little i30 that's just been accordioned between a poor roo and a Hilux is a pest bb
"I"Ve NeVeR nEeDeD sEcOnD sKiN fOr My TaTtOoS-" congratulations you're so brave would you like a gold star to make you feel better about the biohazards freely leaking from your body
At least Bam knows when I need cat cuddles π€
Got called fat and shamed for being unaware of the proper form for a sit-up when I was FIVE (5) years old by an absolute tyrant of a PE teacher and the mere thought of exercise has triggered my fight or flight response ever since
A humble Ford Fiesta
Oh no it's Spring
Bought a shitbox, sold another, deep cleaned the house, booked my cat's cremation and bought his urn, cuddled each of my five remaining cats, did a U-Pull-It run, two loads of laundry, and this week's grocery shop and I strangely no longer have the energy to cook dinner tonight
Ordered Pura's urn and prints and now I'm ugly crying love this for me π
I *know* 22 is a good innings for a cat but it still wasn't enough I miss my little man
The circus one looks radioactive, surely that means it was the best one
Pura hated every cat we'd owned, fostered, or rescued in the first 20 years of his life; we had to baby gate the house when we had Sumo to stop Pura hunting him down. But he loved Bam.
Gonna watch Grave Of The Fireflies to completely destroy my soul and then see Princess Mononoke in 4k V-Max as a lil birthday treat π
Accidentally picked up Pippa instead of Bear, I'm really not sure who was more mortified
Pillow with her bed omg π₯Ί
Justifying eating the entire birthday cake on my own because I will now forever share my birthday with my cat's death And as someone who will body a litre of vodka at the slightest inconvenience, inhaling an entire cake is probably(?) healthier than drinking my sorrows like I usually would β
I finally got my hands on Ember and she has been lobotomized??? My poor bb gurl #dollsky
Gonna be dollposting my way through the next few days pls feel free to mute me until further notice lmao Some gen 3 baddies to make my birthday feel slightly less dogshit, absolutely obsessed with Venus #dollsky
At the digging through thousands of photos stage of coping with my cat dying so please enjoy this adorable photo of my lovely partner and Pura 22 years ago π©·
Little victories This beautiful doll came in today, her box lights up π₯Ίπ #dollsky
Big cuddles from my other house cow today, I think he misses his friend π©·
Surely this tops the list of my worst birthdays lol and also lmao
Grateful to have been this grumpy little fucker's mum in his golden years. May he spend eternity getting the upper hand on my dear departed doggies, as he did in life π©·
I'm Australian
I am so overwhelmingly sad but Monarto safari park posted a video of their chimps watching Shrek and it made me smile for a little bit
My baby's gone.
You'll be pleased to know that there was also a Wednesday and Morticia set released last year that occasionally pops up on eBay:
Birthday dolls part 1 Roller Maze Operetta my beloved β£οΈ#dollsky
Very fitting that the weather gods have scheduled the most catastrophic storm of the season for my birthday π
Our very own Glup Shitto
The humble $6 Woolies choccy mudcake will forever be better than the $50 mess from the Cheesecake Shop fight me
What an incredibly odd thing to say to someone who is clearly distressed
You mean it's not???
I see America did some quintessentially American shit while I was asleep
Doll collecting, ESPECIALLY Monster High dolls, really has me feeling like Smithers π #dollsky
Crashing out bc there's a big box of dolls in my spare bedroom that I can't open until Friday
I'm one minor inconvenience away from ordering one of every cake and pastry at Vilis at 4am
How do I explain to the men in my house that feeding my 1.5kg geriatric cat half a tray of sausages is *obviously* going to make him vomit fml
This is what your "height extension" surgeries sound like btw, men
I open the app I close the app I open the app again and feel a deep sense of shame about my terminal brainrot
Thank you Sunny! (β β§β β½β β¦β )π
Thank you Tori! π©·
Hi hello I think my boyfriend has just given me the best birthday present ever #dollsky
The *thunk* as they clattered against my skull oh god
Gonna pretend the burning chemical smell that woke me from my morning nap was just my imagination and not another one of Adelaide's finest blowing up
She so chonky π
Yes! A 2.8 in Mount Barker, apparently
Can I blame the earthquake Adelaide just had on breaking all the bones in my body earlier pls and thnx
I dislocated my knee and immediately ate shit real bad (pls laugh I'm okay now) HOWEVER I won a little Dick Grayson on the claw machines so it's okay (β Κβ α΄β Κβ βΏβ ) π
Nothing I love more than spotting RZA in the wild ββββ
Darren Aronofsky directing the most dogshit film I've ever seen, featuring a mohicaned Matt Smith?? Directly into my jugular, please
Everyone's favourite day of the week, shitty movie time with the bois π
Went to the zoo and (very quietly) lost my mind upon finding these frens
Accident tow β¨Outside my houseβ¨ Woman swerved to avoid hitting my tow truck, which is parked *on* my property, off the road, so I have no fucken idea what she was doing
RIP GothicKingCobra/KingCobraJFS :(
Mackerel festival π
Kingcobrajfs died and it's genuinely upset me π₯²
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Oh hell yeah
Once when I was like 16 I wagged school and got really high with my best friend's older brother and came to the conclusion that ? and the Mysterians is quite possibly the hardest band name to ever exist
Look if I have to add you to my list of annoying cunts then that's on you, really
Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals Oops! All Birds edition
Kmart had like 5 versions of Abbey but I thought this one was the cutest #dollsky
Chilli bb clean your mirror
The boy's best friend is moving house over the weekend so ofc he's asked to utilise the boy's experience as a removalist I have 0 confidence that they'll get everything done in time π₯΄
1 like = 1 pat for Kishie
The boy bought me Monster High dolls for my birthday next week so I guess I'm just a doll collector now π #dollsky
One day science will get to the bottom of why I run through three eyeliner pencils for every one eyebrow pencil I buy
Wittenoom's been given a health star rating by the fine people on Wplace
Very much so!
I used to do this and then got extremely salty at all the cool shit the Europeans had access to that I didn't lmao
Big day for autistic people (me)
Been sponge-bathing these little fuckers today and I'm *finally* done #dollsky
No Priceline, I don't need folic acid and pregnancy tests on account of the fact that my ovaries exploded when I was 17, pls stop emailing me about sales on folic acid and pregnancy tests
Stop it she's so cute #dollsky
Currently waiting for my luck to run out and never find anything under $60AUD again π₯΄
Smile E AND Confetti for like $30 fuck yes #dollsky
Extremely dangerous take: I don't understand why everything needs to be Biscoff flavoured now
My son hath arrived #dollsky
I have one delivery at midday and one delivery at 7pm, they both left the same depot at the same time I'm just convinced Auspost hates me lmao
Have you got any games on your phone #dollsky
I've waited a week for Sweetie and her doggy to arrive and my god she's so cute π₯Ίπ
I made him marinated pork belly with maple roasted veggies π
Made something the boy's never had for dinner tonight and he ate it all I'm so proud lmao
I do not care about whatever delivery quota Auspost drivers have to fill, knock on my fucking door before leaving a "sorry we missed you" card, especially when I've just made direct eye contact with you through the fucking window
Marketplace, I bought them from a woman who was very reluctantly selling her collection π
I feel like knowing that mammals have nipples should be a requirement for pet ownership
It was, uh, something Might go dye my hair orange again ββ1/2
GURLLLLL π€
Someone mansplain to me the phenomenon of men thinking that telling their children they love them somehow emasculates them lol and also lmao
I may have mixed up my painkillers and sleeping pills I'm supposed to be out with the bois all night thoughts and prayers appreciated π₯΄
I may have to put an embargo on Lalaloopsies until I buy more shelving #dollsky
