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The St Piran flag is on one of the poles, realised this skeet makes zero sense
Having nuked my twt account the second the sale was confirmed, I'm finally recreating my feed of leftist shitposters Terminal tumblr user & she/they xennial Brit
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The St Piran flag is on one of the poles, realised this skeet makes zero sense
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't like the English and I am one
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
Some chopper in my bit of Truro has put up two union flags from the jubilee, so they have a huge picture of a dead old woman in the middle. I don't think the St Piran flag has convinced anyone else
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Some clowns at the end of the road (cul-de-sac) have attempted to put up some flags, but they're butchers aprons for liz's diamond jubilee so it looks like they're having another state mourn. And there are only 2
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
Very good! I only got my 1st kyu in June and I'm still sore
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I've been terminally online for longer than that. But I do comprehend it
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
My rage about this looking like the genderqueer flag is probably why my dentist loves me
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
The amount of colleagues I have who don't understand that the sheet is still the live one if opened in excel pains me to the point my toes should be dropping off
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Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I am nearly 50 and studied biology to a-level, and even in 3rd year (9) the teachers were So Clear that the punnett squares were over-simplistic but useful
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
Looking forward to my breath-holding ending long before it becomes a health hazard
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I should clarify that these votes aren't worth going after, obv
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
And this still won't win over the reform voters. I hate it here
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
For me it was wh smiths. And listening to some random album I wasn't going to buy in our price, although I might have mixed that up with hmv in 1996
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I need to be talked down from my grandiose dinner concept and just make a couple of things In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over
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This sort of thing is why you are the Internet's nemesis
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Today I discovered that it's possible to have a blood blister on the bottom of the tongue I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I very clearly remember how good the funeral director was with helping me and my mother with my dad's obit The concept of AI obits is putrid
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I'd repressed all memories of twitter and YET!
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My partner talks to the cats all the time and I love it So Much it hurts my heart
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Verifying my age by chanting "o eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one"
A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
People wringing their hands about “well if we fight dirty against Nazis how does that make us different than them?” well on the one hand they are Nazis and on the other hand we will be fighting against Nazis, do you need a third hand
Defend Our Juries (@defendourjuries.bsky.social) reposted
"We want Yvette Cooper to remove the proscription of Palestine Action" A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Great, here's today's dead rat. Cat is very smug
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
Was about to mention my love of the London Plane. HOWEVER they do destroy the surface if planted badly (have tripped on wobbly paving around them multiple times
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Discovered, or possibly rediscovered, that my absolute favourite thing in gardening is pruning. Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
I go on the Internet and I'm having a nice time and then I'm smacked in the face by someone I knew 30 years ago being a top poaster
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I'm hyperventilating
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I just clenched my jaw so hard at this take my next dental bill will be in the £10k region; I'm suing this clown
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
All I want is an eight hour thunderstorm with several inches of rain And then relentless cold for months
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
The concrete outside my house is so hot the petrichor smells like burning
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I really should deal with my pillow-shaped phone battery
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Watching the Live Aid retrospective and music in 1985 was even worse than my dad maintained that it was
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I honked audibly in the pub and a load of balding men turned around to look at me
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
For a change, humidity here is only 70%. Positively arid!
รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️🌈 (@sloanelysbeth.bsky.social) reposted
labour mps: oh. oh. we’re so worried about reform. are you worried about reform? you should all vote labour, uwu, we don’t want that nasty farage man turning this country in to a police state. that road leads to fascism! labour: we are creating the tools required for a fascist state to function
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Well it's great that I was looking at my olde screenshots and found this banger from 19th July 2020
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Think I immediately ruined my torment of a text scammer by telling them I "am on the shitter" My mother would say this
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I should clarify that I'm a white Brit, and bacon has revolted me since I was a small child. It smells bad and it puts fibres in your gums and it tastes bad also
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
Bacon
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Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
How very dare you call me out like this
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I see no lies
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm so lucky to work somewhere where the senior team have all restated their commitment to support trans staff and service users Even if they think the supreme Court is right they're not saying it or enacting anything hateful
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
This is more embarrassing than the shelf labels that said sow's milk cheese. Get a grip, Sainsbury's
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
Husfeatures yet again fails to make the link between his yapping fascist podcast being loud in the kitchen and my rapid oven manoeuvres and exit I've told him countless times I don't want to hear these clowns but still
Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social)
feelings are sneaky right? I was playing an album via spottly, and it's moved on to the trash algorithmic mix. BUT, it includes a track I put on a mixtape trade. I was just poleaxed by the memory of my mix recipient's death She died was the 3rd person to die in my Bad Year™ 2019 still winning