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Frosty Beef Fizz

@chippanfire.bsky.social

Having nuked my twt account the second the sale was confirmed, I'm finally recreating my feed of leftist shitposters Terminal tumblr user & she/they xennial Brit

created April 5, 2025

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Profile picture Frosty Beef Fizz (@chippanfire.bsky.social) reply parent

The St Piran flag is on one of the poles, realised this skeet makes zero sense

1/9/2025, 7:08:21 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't like the English and I am one

1/9/2025, 7:05:33 PM | 50 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some chopper in my bit of Truro has put up two union flags from the jubilee, so they have a huge picture of a dead old woman in the middle. I don't think the St Piran flag has convinced anyone else

1/9/2025, 7:03:56 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Some clowns at the end of the road (cul-de-sac) have attempted to put up some flags, but they're butchers aprons for liz's diamond jubilee so it looks like they're having another state mourn. And there are only 2

31/8/2025, 6:59:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Very good! I only got my 1st kyu in June and I'm still sore

30/8/2025, 2:37:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I've been terminally online for longer than that. But I do comprehend it

28/8/2025, 1:22:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My rage about this looking like the genderqueer flag is probably why my dentist loves me

25/8/2025, 7:13:15 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The amount of colleagues I have who don't understand that the sheet is still the live one if opened in excel pains me to the point my toes should be dropping off

20/8/2025, 10:37:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 8:45:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I am nearly 50 and studied biology to a-level, and even in 3rd year (9) the teachers were So Clear that the punnett squares were over-simplistic but useful

13/8/2025, 8:25:16 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking forward to my breath-holding ending long before it becomes a health hazard

13/8/2025, 8:17:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should clarify that these votes aren't worth going after, obv

12/8/2025, 8:44:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And this still won't win over the reform voters. I hate it here

12/8/2025, 7:11:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For me it was wh smiths. And listening to some random album I wasn't going to buy in our price, although I might have mixed that up with hmv in 1996

9/8/2025, 7:05:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 8:25:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need to be talked down from my grandiose dinner concept and just make a couple of things In other news, the weed smoking teenager that moved out from next door is now replaced with a new one, so my inner ear respite is Over

8/8/2025, 5:36:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 3:31:38 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This sort of thing is why you are the Internet's nemesis

7/8/2025, 8:58:52 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today I discovered that it's possible to have a blood blister on the bottom of the tongue I'm going to keep telling myself it was that anyway

5/8/2025, 7:01:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I very clearly remember how good the funeral director was with helping me and my mother with my dad's obit The concept of AI obits is putrid

3/8/2025, 3:43:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought I'd repressed all memories of twitter and YET!

1/8/2025, 5:36:42 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/7/2025, 8:24:49 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My partner talks to the cats all the time and I love it So Much it hurts my heart

28/7/2025, 5:50:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Verifying my age by chanting "o eight one, eight one one, eight one eight one"

24/7/2025, 8:33:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture A.R. Moxon (@juliusgoat.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

People wringing their hands about “well if we fight dirty against Nazis how does that make us different than them?” well on the one hand they are Nazis and on the other hand we will be fighting against Nazis, do you need a third hand

20/7/2025, 1:32:13 PM | 625 111 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We want Yvette Cooper to remove the proscription of Palestine Action" A retired software engineer was just arrested under the Terrorism Act, alongside seven others in Truro, for opposing genocide and supporting Palestine Action.

19/7/2025, 11:26:48 AM | 251 115 | View on Bluesky | view

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Chief rat catcher on his break

A long haired brown and white tabby cat washing his crotch on a rug
15/7/2025, 4:04:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Great, here's today's dead rat. Cat is very smug

15/7/2025, 11:48:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was about to mention my love of the London Plane. HOWEVER they do destroy the surface if planted badly (have tripped on wobbly paving around them multiple times

14/7/2025, 6:19:20 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Discovered, or possibly rediscovered, that my absolute favourite thing in gardening is pruning. Got so excited earlier I nearly pruned an electric cable for my outside lights. In my defence it was being eaten by next door's clematis

14/7/2025, 6:04:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I go on the Internet and I'm having a nice time and then I'm smacked in the face by someone I knew 30 years ago being a top poaster

13/7/2025, 8:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm hyperventilating

13/7/2025, 8:42:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think I just clenched my jaw so hard at this take my next dental bill will be in the £10k region; I'm suing this clown

13/7/2025, 8:25:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All I want is an eight hour thunderstorm with several inches of rain And then relentless cold for months

13/7/2025, 8:16:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The concrete outside my house is so hot the petrichor smells like burning

13/7/2025, 8:07:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really should deal with my pillow-shaped phone battery

13/7/2025, 4:24:10 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching the Live Aid retrospective and music in 1985 was even worse than my dad maintained that it was

12/7/2025, 8:00:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honked audibly in the pub and a load of balding men turned around to look at me

12/7/2025, 4:13:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a change, humidity here is only 70%. Positively arid!

11/7/2025, 6:24:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 (@sloanelysbeth.bsky.social) reposted

labour mps: oh. oh. we’re so worried about reform. are you worried about reform? you should all vote labour, uwu, we don’t want that nasty farage man turning this country in to a police state. that road leads to fascism! labour: we are creating the tools required for a fascist state to function

10/7/2025, 6:51:42 PM | 148 47 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well it's great that I was looking at my olde screenshots and found this banger from 19th July 2020

Screenshot of a twitter trending page from July 2020 saying
10/7/2025, 7:49:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think I immediately ruined my torment of a text scammer by telling them I "am on the shitter" My mother would say this

9/7/2025, 7:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I should clarify that I'm a white Brit, and bacon has revolted me since I was a small child. It smells bad and it puts fibres in your gums and it tastes bad also

5/7/2025, 7:38:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bacon

5/7/2025, 7:33:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 3:13:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As they belong to my cis partner, no.

A large and a small blahaj shark on a bed
28/6/2025, 11:45:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How very dare you call me out like this

12/6/2025, 10:45:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I see no lies

28/5/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm so lucky to work somewhere where the senior team have all restated their commitment to support trans staff and service users Even if they think the supreme Court is right they're not saying it or enacting anything hateful

14/5/2025, 4:58:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is more embarrassing than the shelf labels that said sow's milk cheese. Get a grip, Sainsbury's

A bottle of fluoride mouthwash. The label says 10 in 1 flouride mouthwash The manufacturer is Sainsbury's who can afford to have their labels spell checked
22/4/2025, 7:53:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Husfeatures yet again fails to make the link between his yapping fascist podcast being loud in the kitchen and my rapid oven manoeuvres and exit I've told him countless times I don't want to hear these clowns but still

17/4/2025, 7:16:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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feelings are sneaky right? I was playing an album via spottly, and it's moved on to the trash algorithmic mix. BUT, it includes a track I put on a mixtape trade. I was just poleaxed by the memory of my mix recipient's death She died was the 3rd person to die in my Bad Year™ 2019 still winning

5/4/2025, 7:16:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view