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Chris Doll

@chrisdoll.bsky.social

Husband, Dad, Hiker, Buckeye, Lover of puns.

created November 10, 2024

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Trying to launder Roberts' reputation is certainly a choice

4/9/2025, 12:16:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were it not for Trump'sDOJ dropping the investigation into Andy, there's a good chance Southern Santos would be in prison right now.

3/9/2025, 10:36:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My theory of JD is that he knows a little about a lot but not a lot about anything. His primary gift is sycophancy and being whatever those who can help him in his ambitions need him to be at that moment. He's a poser's poser.

3/9/2025, 8:42:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again, I'm suggesting perhaps rather than giving JD the benefit of the doubt to "know better," we consider the idea that he actually doesn't. Its true that he's fundamentally dishonest but its also possible that he's not nearly as smart or clever as his reputation suggests.

3/9/2025, 8:35:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So there are definite plans.

3/9/2025, 8:20:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We're going to die very dumb deaths because of these guys' rampant stupidity and arrogance.

3/9/2025, 8:08:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The conversation reads like a late night bull session in a freshman dorm room. Except when my friends and I did that, we had at least a vague idea that our ideas weren't entirely well thought out, or even that serious. These posers do not.

3/9/2025, 6:05:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AOC and Chip Roy on the same dais?

3/9/2025, 5:47:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He has a 6 years old's concept of foreign relations.

3/9/2025, 4:26:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Strange how all these Nazis just happened to wind up working in this administration.

2/9/2025, 4:20:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As an Eagle Patrick pledged himself to live by the Scout Oath and Law. He is failing.

2/9/2025, 1:49:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 4:31:38 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to think Lutnick may not understand basic economics....

1/9/2025, 4:30:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was planning on burning a bunch of flags later this falll.. . With my Scouts. I guess we're subversives.

1/9/2025, 2:46:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Pretty clear he had some type of episode that scared him/them. That said, after he was pantsed by Kamala they more/less hid him, so it's possible his handlers lost faith in him again.

31/8/2025, 9:17:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had intended to eat the bear carcass. The guy wanted to eat roadkill.

31/8/2025, 8:47:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Made that demand after threatening to sue people who say mean things about him.

31/8/2025, 8:32:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe the guys on the other side of the ball were just better yesterday. It's not like Ohio State grabbed some random guys off High Street to fill out the roster.

31/8/2025, 6:48:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Was that the tradeoff for leaving DOGE? They would clear the field for his gubernatorial run?

30/8/2025, 10:06:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They left out,"On Russia's payroll."

30/8/2025, 10:01:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What a jackass.

30/8/2025, 9:58:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm unconvinced Warren Davidson can spell his own name.

30/8/2025, 9:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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30/8/2025, 8:51:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He hadn't been seen in bit as well as JD' s comments about being ready to assume the Presidency.

30/8/2025, 1:17:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ruiny McRuinpants had to ruin it.

30/8/2025, 1:12:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is anyone tracking couch deliveries to the White House?

30/8/2025, 1:03:41 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Probably still on the couch.

30/8/2025, 12:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They left our "Paid by Russia."

30/8/2025, 12:02:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So are we in a Death of Stalin kind of situation?

30/8/2025, 11:33:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I kinda hope he dies while in a 1:1 meeting with JD, not that he'd ever intentionally be alone with JD.

30/8/2025, 12:23:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that JD's resume for VP is one year as a Senator and a decade as Peter Thiel's sugar baby. He has no notable achievements, certainly not anything he earned based on his own merit. His one gift is sycophancy. He is a real life Grima Wormtongue.

29/8/2025, 11:45:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 10:18:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You could have written this piece at any point over the last 10 years. She is what she is.

29/8/2025, 9:26:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe mocking your constituents is a bad idea.

29/8/2025, 9:23:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again, I really hope Cricket and the goat are waiting on her arrival to the hereafter.

29/8/2025, 8:12:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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WTF? No dumbass, he's actively working against that goal.

29/8/2025, 5:36:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A couple thoughts: 1. Trump didn't want JD as his VP and keeps him at arms length. 2. JD may be the least prepared VP in the last 100 years, let alone President. The sum total of his experience is one year as a Senator and a decade as Thiel's sugar baby. He has accomplished nothing on his own.

29/8/2025, 12:54:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She's drafting a mildly worded letter right now!!

28/8/2025, 8:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President Veruca Salt

28/8/2025, 8:09:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But he got personal assurances....

28/8/2025, 8:04:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that RFK Jr considers roadkill a delicacy.

28/8/2025, 12:46:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 7:10:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does Lutnick....does he understand capitalism? Again, I'm unconvinced that Wall Street types actually understand economics or economic systems.

26/8/2025, 7:45:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell me again about Biden's cognitive decline...

26/8/2025, 7:29:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Um, what caused people to revolt in 1863 (ignoring the fact that the war started 2 years prior) and does Brooke think they were right?

26/8/2025, 6:06:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Democrats hate winning, example 1,987,493.

26/8/2025, 4:10:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So Scout Troops across the country are now subversives? Cool, cool... (and yes, I know this isn't law, but still...)

25/8/2025, 3:24:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope Cricket and the goat are waiting to greet Kristi in the next life.

25/8/2025, 2:25:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ohio is one of the most gerrymandered states in the Union, and I'm certain JD, as shallow as he is, knows that. The man has no soul. Vance claims Republicans are redistricting to make things "more fair" share.google/XJDN7zQ4nmfs...

24/8/2025, 8:06:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will die on the hill that JD presents himself as much smarter than he really is.

24/8/2025, 2:51:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think it's past time to stop extending the benefit of the doubt to people like JD, Ted Cruz, and others that they "know better" and to start considering that, educational pedigree notwithstanding, they really don't.

24/8/2025, 2:44:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again, JD'S intellect is a mile wide and an inch deep. He's a very shallow thinker.

24/8/2025, 2:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jim Jordan? Fox is trolling.

24/8/2025, 11:43:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is deeply offensive.

23/8/2025, 3:48:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Griff Jenkins? That's a real name? Are we sure that's not the name of Simpsons character?

22/8/2025, 9:57:32 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy can't even do capitalism competently.

22/8/2025, 9:29:29 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump declares war on Ikea.

22/8/2025, 8:23:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was reliably told that Kamala was a communist. I guess that was a red herring....

22/8/2025, 5:49:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Again, JD is a lying dolt.

21/8/2025, 12:38:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm generally supportive of AI and even I can see the bubble bursting.

20/8/2025, 11:04:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh come on...

20/8/2025, 10:44:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is pathetic.

20/8/2025, 12:54:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"All the best"?

20/8/2025, 12:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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These are deeply unwell people. share.google/0DMEct4G3aAF...

19/8/2025, 9:35:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2 years ago Ole Puddin' Fingers told us that slavery was really a training program.

19/8/2025, 7:15:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Extortion seems to be their only lever.

19/8/2025, 6:18:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well, that's one way to look at it, I suppose.

19/8/2025, 6:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But getting up in the middle of a meeting to call Putin, totally not insulting.

19/8/2025, 1:44:16 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Newsom has him rattled.

19/8/2025, 12:30:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the actual fuck?!

19/8/2025, 12:29:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Definitely giving off 'dot.com bubble vibes.

19/8/2025, 12:27:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm amused by this: "...Get into the ideas that actually matter by discussing a great piece of great writing, like: .... Thiel & Andreessen: Is liberalism deadβ€”or just waiting to be replaced?"

18/8/2025, 8:25:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Walmart version of Deep Springs.

18/8/2025, 8:14:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wonder if they had JD sit in a corner and get coffee for everyone else?

18/8/2025, 7:46:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My theory of the President's lies is that he starts out knowing that he's lying but once he sees Fox, or whomever, repeat the lie he believes it bc it comes from a source he likes and he then memory holes the fact that he lied to begin with.

18/8/2025, 7:42:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is nothing redeemable about JD. He's simply a horrible person.

17/8/2025, 9:44:42 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I gotta think Ed's law license is not long for this world.

17/8/2025, 7:19:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knew Neville Chamberlain would be an inspiration?

17/8/2025, 2:58:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Beginning to think that maybe real estate developers aren't particularly good at handling geopolitics...

17/8/2025, 1:23:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm certain Trump thinks he does.

16/8/2025, 4:40:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, in light of Michigan's "punishment," Ohio State should reinstate the records for the 2010 season.

16/8/2025, 12:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sean Hannity, probably-- Through tough negotiations and masterful deal making, the President ensured that Alaska will remain part of the US, thereby securing his spot as one of the greatest presidents in history.

15/8/2025, 11:58:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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More of Trump's personality issues, eh @jaketapper.bsky.social

15/8/2025, 11:15:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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TACO

15/8/2025, 5:24:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 1:41:45 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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15/8/2025, 1:41:45 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Remarkable how universal animosity toward JD is. If nothing else, the world seems unanimous in understanding that JD is a God awful human being with few, if any, redeeming qualities.

15/8/2025, 12:51:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's hard to believe Pete has a PhD. in Economics, from Harvard no less.

14/8/2025, 11:49:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Public ownership of production? Seems like there's a word for that....

14/8/2025, 8:20:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Secretary Real World is dumb and whiny. I also suspect, since he's not the first Trump flunky to muddle the timeline, that there are orders within the Administration to suggest that the last Trump administration ended at Midnight January 1, 2020.

14/8/2025, 3:04:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude was supposedly ready to throw down with the head of the Teamsters but teens intimidate him?

14/8/2025, 2:09:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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President announces plan to move back to Florida.

13/8/2025, 4:05:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We'll see what happens, but I'm guessing someone in the Administration put this story out there, either to cow Harvard or more likely others.

13/8/2025, 1:29:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Most people don't know that Alaska was originally part of Russia, and we took it, some say unfairly,..."

13/8/2025, 12:38:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The guy is wearing a pocket watch and chain like some old timey lawyer or flunky to a robber baron. I suppose he is the latter.

12/8/2025, 8:33:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If you're trying to assert that our President is not Putin's puppet, welllll........

12/8/2025, 5:59:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This will most definitely boost confidence in the American economy and not further undermine it.

12/8/2025, 3:37:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I cannot fathom going on national television and admitting to being a wuss.

12/8/2025, 2:27:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The thing about Donald Trump calling up the National Guard in DC is that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.

11/8/2025, 8:35:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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