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My life is better for reducing the amount of time I spend looking at Xitter replies to nil.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The difference between Bluesky and The Other Place is the stereotypical tendencies of the reply sections here make me chuckle while over there they make me rage.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNN IRISH!!!!!!!!!
Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful (@seanrosssapp.bsky.social) reposted
The new Cracker Barrel logo is CRAZY
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
You can afford one eighth of a house with that kind of money!
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
They need to make Wade Barrett belching a permanent part of Rusev's entrance.
Ted Raymond (@tedraymond.bsky.social) reposted
The ByWard Market smells of fresh food. There’s a long line at the cafe. Vendors are out on William Street. A busker in the square is singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” A lawless, terrifying wasteland.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Bad opening weekend to be clearly overrated in the NCAA.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
It's nice seeing McDonald's go back to its acid trip roots.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Football migration to Bluesky: College ball - Hell yes NFL - pretty good CFL - I think I make up 10 percent of it
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
A dark day for college's greatest mascot.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
From the OHS webpage today:
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Listening to Rush's '2112' should also be mandatory in Canadian high schools IF parents sign off on a late dismissal to play the entire song.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The least-surprising answer to any book-related question by any Canadian politician ever.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
You might love this one.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
What's the world record for Iyo pointing while running?
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Saturday Night Live wasted having Heidi Gardner.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
What's most mind-blowing to me about "Wings for Wheels" is how Bruce Springsteen took a song that was just plain *bad*, tweaked it a bit and turned it into one of his absolute greatest compositions. I cringe so much listening to this and love the finished product to death.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Let the teams in the NFC North destroy one another! (Poor Chicago)
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I'd say the Dallas Cowboys' window has slammed shut but it never actually opened in the first place.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I've been subjected to both Benson Boone and Donna Lewis at work today. If I hear Annie Lennox's "No More I Love Yous" I'm going home citing labour code violations. I'm sure there's something prohibiting "I Love You Always Forever" in Canadian law somewhere.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Crown Royal might be about to get Heinz Ketchup'd. A Canadian plant is being closed to move more bottling operations to the United States.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
It turns out his nosebleeds would have stopped if he had kept his finger out of there.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The Steve Spagnuolo and Selena Gomez crossover is finally happening!!!!!
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Dear Travis: DO NOT invite Butker
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Este Haim would leave the wedding with Andy Reid.
Bradford Pearson (@bradfordpearson.bsky.social) reposted
Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The divorce album is going to be sick.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Can confirm the Kelce-Swift engagement is not the main topic on TSN 1200 this afternoon.
Ben Natan (@thebennatan.bsky.social) reposted
Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad they had that man thinking about settling down and starting a family.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The ring is the size of a football.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The CFL's Montreal Alouettes or "Als" have a record of 5 and 6, but they're in a playoff spot so I don't exactly see how they're suffering.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The optimal way to listen to the Born to Run album: 1. Drive with the windows down or the top off 2. The sun should be setting when you listen to Thunder Road 3. It should be dark by the time you get to Jungleland 4. Volume should be loud enough to force others to listen
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I'm disappointed people are saying 'Elbows down' when saying 'Dropping the elbows' would allow me to think about Macho Man.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Happy 50th birthday to the album that made Bruce Springsteen a star. (Before subsequently becoming a bigger star nine years later)
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Canada's Chelsea Green and Ethan Page win to a giant face pop.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
So WWE has been running an uncomfortable USA vs. Canada angle in its developmental brand with crowds in Texas and Florida booing the (heel) Canadians. There was a mixed reaction in Pennsylvania earlier this week. Tonight: Lowell, Mass is pro-Canada. It's awesome. This is blowing up in WWE's face.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Tried their coconut brown ale and it's pretty great.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Sadly, no one is tackled during Brooke Henderson's Canadian championship win.
mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social (@mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social) reposted
The Pride parade has been cancelled - here is my statement: marksutcliffe.ca/events/2025/... La défilé de la Fierté a été annulé - voici ma déclaration : marksutcliffe.ca/fr/events/20...
Ted Raymond (@tedraymond.bsky.social) reposted
The group Queers for Palestine – Ottawa (Q4P) said it halted the marquee event of Capital Pride “with the permission” of the grand marshal and issued a list of demands.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Toni Storm as Queen Elizabeth I is just what the world needed.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Toronto gets Oasis tonight. I am also hoping to hear Oasis and by that I mean AEW paying to license 'Fuckin' in the Bushes' for Nigel McGuinness as he takes on ZSJ in London this afternoon.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
#IncreaseABand Ottawa
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
#IncreaseABand The No Need For a Parachute Because the Plane Landed Safely Club
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
#IncreaseABand The You Guessed Correctly; It's Burton Cummings, Randy Bachman, Jim Kale and Garry Peterson
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
#IncreaseABand Sum 42
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Retrontario finds some truly insane shit now and then, like Tom Green and Organized Rhyme shilling for LOEB'S PIZZA, something you probably forgot existed until right this second.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
“Councillor Plante’s conduct caused the witnesses and other members of the public to be intimidated and hesitant about engaging in the public debate about sprung structures." Public engagement in the debate about sprung structures, 4.5 months later:
Ted Raymond (@tedraymond.bsky.social) reposted
One of the offending posts was this meme that Plante shared in a QRT to someone arguing about the proposed Sprung structure intended for a newcomer welcoming centre for asylum seekers in Barrhaven. Plante says she “categorically” rejects the findings of the integrity commissioner.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
All celebrities who lived in Ottawa eventually look the same.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
What monitoring the average Mark Carney media conference feels like:
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Not sure how much more archive material I can handle this year.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
"Sunset will be before 7 p.m. starting Sept. 22."
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I love that today's weather story focuses on this.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Abstaining.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
This undoubtedly sounds worse with the AI separation, robbing the song of its dreamlike quality. Anyhow, shut up and take my money.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I know this is all a matter of opinion, but if you pick against Neil in this one then please seek help.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The wonderful feeling of pulling bacon from the freezer to have some with breakfast tomorrow.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
If the New York Times was thrilled about the Wine Rack, WELL....
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I have serious questions about the method by which this shrimp was caught.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
A Day in the Life of a Showgirl
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The Beatles appear to be teasing the release of a fourth Anthology.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Polls in Battle Creek - Crowfoot have closed and the Chris Holski decision desk declares Pierre Poilievre the winner with zero polling stations reporting.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Great work by @tedraymond.bsky.social here.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The seal has blown.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Ottawa doesn't celebrate Michael Woods enough. Winning a Tour stage is one of the most amazing feats in global athletics. What a career.
Hans on the Bike (@hansonthebike.bsky.social) reposted
‼️Cyclists alert: be careful at the bottom of Prince of Wales near Dow's Lake. It is very messy and you could have a nasty fall which you may not even survive. #ottbike #Ottawa hansonthebike.com/2025/08/15/d...
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
He was terrified by this car:
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
In a short sidestory by a different writer/artist, Kay and Mr. B Natural learn on a date with their family at the fair why they should study industrial arts.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
While Rex Dart tearfully embraces the remains of Cherokee Jack.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
MILES O'Keefe with a side of FIST ROCKBONE
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
While watching out for snakes!!!
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh my god do this please. Mitchell chases Torgo on foot! Godzilla vs. Megalon vs. Trumpy! Miles O'Keefe and Dave Ryder, together at last!
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
#SlightlyDiminishABand: Derek Orders Domino's
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I'm curious to see what Taylor Swift does with this after "The Tortured Poets Department" left zero mark beyond her own fanbase. Her following is obviously big enough right now that she doesn't have to be concerned about greater reach, but I wonder if she classifies an enormous seller as a failure.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
At the very least, I'm concerned for something like a series of brushfires caused by errant roadside cigarette tosses, which we've seen before. Just keeping those under control can be trying for city firefighters.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
I fear people demanding more action from Ottawa on the national wildfire crisis might see more attention devoted to it this week in the form of the hazard arriving at the city's doorstep.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
The biggest hazard right now would be the heat popping the corn, causing the maze to turn into a mountain.
Sean Devine (@seandevine9.bsky.social) reposted
UPDATE ON GENERAL BURNS POOL: Last Thursday, as concrete work began on the pool basin, city staff discovered that more work is needed than was originally anticipated. 1/
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Bobby Whitlock has died. Underrated musician. If there's one thing I will remember him for, it's his bizarre lyric in "I Looked Away." Apparently it's "To love another man's woman, baby" but that "s" at the end of "man's" is inaudible.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
"At least it's not too humid" I say as my skin catches fire.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, sarcastic "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS"
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
On the one hand, that's a teambuilding kind of comeback win. On the other hand, there were stupid decisions late and there is no excuse for trailing the *Argos* by 20 after one. Again, I look at this as once more delaying what must happen.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
The fact the Argos also stink might bail them out here.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Perfect. Flipped over just in time to see Toronto go up 21-1 on the REDBLACKS. Fire the damn coaches.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
There's a joke in the new Naked Gun film where a Police Squad member is seen escorting a pair of children while holding a confiscated "LEMONADE" sign. That joke hits different in Ottawa.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
Hintonburg's "The Record Centre" says it tried to put on a rooftop concert today, but it appears Ottawa Bylaw may have said "nay."
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social)
The way this summer has been, every movie in Ottawa is hot. Literally.
Chris Holski (@chrisholski.bsky.social) reply parent
Alternate title: "Why I only listened to 0.5 seconds of 'Badlands' and decided to read the printed lyric sheet instead"