Might put this on
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Customer service experiences I hate... When you make an enquiry, get a response after 3 days, sent a followup question within 3 minutes, and have to wait another 3 days for a second reply.
Nice one!
It's one banana. What could it cost, $10?
No good, it'll take me at least an hour to get to Brighton
Who knows. Maybe UKIP has been on a journey, like the Social Democratic Party, and now campaigns for unrestricted immigration, rejoining the EU and abolishing the monarchy.
9. Feckin' Nostradamus
Chipocalypse
Imagine if you had to watch England every week
England look unbeatable in this form
England's new theory of football is that shots on target are overrated
The two teams with the worst anthems in European football are about to kick off at Villa Park
I am the Egg Man (woo) I drive the Egg Van (woo) And you can call us Goo goo g'joob
Possibly
Just been driving North past East Finchley tube, in the midst of what seemed to be a large funeral procession headed by a horse-drawn hearse. All the cars had hazards on, and all routinely ignored red lights, cutting people up, causing traffic chaos. Who are these people? Would love to know.
What an absolute Muppet
Not to mention Katze Hund Falke Schwan Bär Wolf Fuchs
I was going MZ-80K, my first computer. But I love the sporty red look
If we're going to fetishise flags, can we pick a good one?
He hasn't addressed a ball either
Agreed. A lusty shout of "Jurriën" as he goes down
Well, that was certainly 45 minutes during which a game of football took place. #LFCARS
"Can Virgil van Dijk shoot himself? I think he should." Harsh, Gary Neville, harsh.
Maybe Trump's just media-shy. He's feeling overwhelmed by the public gaze. Wants to hunker down and avoid attention and publicity for a while.
It might as well rain until September
Have you considered impersonating Chancellors of the Exchequer from the 1970s-1990s?
Perhaps Cicero or Augustus. Possible Charlemagne
We even invented the concept of inventing things
It's just simple quantum mechanics. The water exists in a superposition of two simultaneous states: tepid and boiling; it's a straightforward application of Pauli's Exclusion Principle to resolve the probabilistic quantum uncertainty by forcing the wave function to collapse into the 'boiling' state
Her dismissal?
It's "If you build it, *he* will come". That's the whole point of the movie.
Never in doubt #LFC
Very entertaining Mixed Martial Arts event at St James's Park, but I'm unclear why there's a ball in the arena.
He's still out there. Obviously no one's seen him.
7. Marathon, supper, octonauts
That's a busy evening by anyone's standards
It's a race against time - will I go grey before all my hair falls out?
... actually more expensive unless you're one of the 20% that drinks 80% of the booze
Sage words. Not knowing about this is bayleaf-orgivable
Very sorrel to hear this
And a very poignant, well observed minute of silence for Diogo
I'm not sure I've heard You'll Never Walk Alone sung better
One of them in particular
Isn't this a variant of self-serving bias? "Price rises are the fault of greedy companies. But my pay rise is simply a just reward for my merit and hard work - I'd have got it anyway."
One of the few places they can pronounce
It's for when you need to trim the number of snakes coming out of your head
Should I watch Season 1 of Andor and/or Andor Season 2 ?
I feel Adam Ant did this one better
And in the UK we have a LOT of speed cameras. Four tickets and you can lose your licence. Once you or people you know get a speeding fine, you tend to pay more attention.
Reckon if Schrödinger's putting cats in boxes with poison vials triggered by random radioactive decay, we can infer how he feels about them
Personal best...
No need to get salty about it
It's excellent. Could do with a little less Hiddlestone though.
"Scream if you wanna go faster"
Ramen to that
Not surprised they came armed with sticks. There's other blokes chucking rocks at them.
Wait 15 years or so and that'll be him coming home from a night out
He just wandered in through an open patio door
Not as far as I know, although the magpie didn't say
If 'es jumping into owt, it ought t'be bloody pints.
I had a scared and injured magpie hopping around my living room three days ago. Are the birds trying to tell us something?
Allegedly she had more fun with John Brown after Albert though
Or did she?
Charles though? Dozens of mistresses.
Currently involved in a discussion to decide England's horniest monarch. Henry VIII? Charles II? Edward VII? George IV? Victoria?
Honestly had to Google her up, although I'd vaguely heard the name. But then I can be watching some movie and say to my wife "That bloke looks familiar - have I seen him in something else?" And she'll tell me it's Brad Pitt.
Now do my car keys www.caltech.edu/about/news/m...
I suppose it might stop a bit of it. The biggest impact is probably that it prompts a few parents to ask their 10 year old why they have a VPN on their laptop.
Plenty of ten year olds are able to google up the necessary steps, and there are plenty of VPN services that don't require credit cards or age verification. My kids were doing fairly complex coding in Python at that age - would have been a breeze.
VAR check in progress
Drinks are on me lads, I won £1 on the Octopus Energy spin-the-wheel thing
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Gotta rush actually Adrian mate
Thanks for the chortle, @dempster2000.bsky.social
"I just finished painting that wall love"
I just get AI to wear my trousers. Much simpler
How about if I charge people money to watch me set fire to pollen-bearing grass fields?
A busy week pitching my new movie - a heartbreaking legal drama about a couple with a young son who divorce after fighting over who makes the best espresso. Calling it "Crema vs Crema"
That's just not true
Don't know, but I have all her albums
Can we talk about the positioning of the logo? I feel like I'm being directed to a footnote
I make excellent toast
This. For such a ubiquitous platform it's astonishingly baffling. You get an alert and then can't find the picture. Things disappear seemingly at random. Search is weird. Do you swipe, click, what? I've never got my head around it.
Baseball thanks you for your service!
It's nacho business
She doesn't look that old?
Now recalculating target FX rates based on deserved interest parity
Two choc ices please
Honestly surprised to discover she's still alive
They thought they'd gateau way with it
The correct answer, of course, is "None of these"
Not really
Your critique would be valid if it were called the "highest rate"
