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That Epstein birthday book is like if all of his friends were Patrick Bateman
And cmon who are we kidding OF COURSE Kavanaugh is that fucking stupid
It's obviously not a perfect rendering, but those stacked arches and that coloration, it really is so distinctive.
Also very easy to believe that his clerks are that stupid
To be fair, this was certainly written by one his clerks and he didn’t even read it and it’s *very* easy to believe that Kavanaugh is that lazy
Just engaging in some … farm reduction
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RFK Jr. should’ve never been confirmed, & he’s proven that every day since. Children are literally dying from measles because of his lies & reckless anti-vax agenda. He is a threat to our health & our democracy. Public office has no place for deadly, deranged delusion. It’s time for him to resign.
(Technically I might quibble that Obama was their Treaty of Versailles, but close enough)
I’m guessing a “Chappaquiddick” cocktail is basically a sidecar with a salted rim
HFS this is astonishingly spot-on
Gonna start a John Philip Sousa/10,000 Maniacs cover band called Natalie Merchant Marine
Legendarily the initial cut of SW was a total incoherent boring mess until she fixed it.
That is one of my most common errors
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How are they not called IMPORKS
I voted ENTHUSIASTICALLY for Bill Clinton twice; I still get verklempt watching the clip of the “Don’t Stop Thinking About Tomorrow” victory rally; he was as good a POTUS as (& a better Democrat than) Obama. And I’ll ENTHUSIASTICALLY throw him under the fuckin’ bus if he’s in the Epstein files.
North American Flu Transmission Agreement
Mad food scientist coming up with gyro-based treats in the BALKAN SNAK LAB
Once RFK is fired, I think there's a very, very easy strategy to deal with all of the other political appointees: get Jay Bhattacharya on a panel to talk about idk cancer, and then open with "Do you believe immigrants should be put in concentration camps?" and then just keep asking that forever
Trump’s got big Jackie Treehorn Notepad energy
When I am elected, I will read the code DOGE wrote. I will find out how they stole your data and what they have done with it. And then I will tell you
People need to recognize that we’re basically living through the career of the Picasso of mainstream narrative filmmaking
Found this lying on the ground on Capitol Hill. The phone number is for the Heritage Foundation. LOL.
Ok now I’m gonna need to see a movie with James Brolin and Christian Bale as father and son (or as old/young versions of the same character)
You can’t fool me. That’s Kat Abughazaleh, Boston drummer Sib Hashian, and Dave Weigel.
If you live in a community that supports immigrants rights you should push your school district to codify rules for not assisting (even unwittingly) immigration enforcement.
Article should be laid out with two heds
Very harsh statement about SCOTUS ruling today from @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social, and appropriately so:
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It’s been a month since I wrote this and I want to reiterate that as bad as things look now, Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.
More evidence for my hypothesis of the existence of Trump's disfigured twin Ronald who lives in the attic of Trump Tower
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(Said the middle-aged white fella with no hair, a graying beard, and stylish frames)
But Frenchmen who ride in the sleeper car are wagon-lit, not wagon-lighted
The kilt-wearing Scotsman plaid guilty but he pleated for mercy
I think we are approaching the Stipe / @joshtpm.bsky.social visual singularity
This remake of STRANGERS ON A TRAIN sucks
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I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this.
Remember how Kavanaugh is a rapist? I sure do.
Trump signs new EO
“Police can stop you for being Latino in public” is unconstitutional, politically toxic, and the official position of this administration. It is just one of the many issues more politically salient than one year of Medicaid subsidies!
Trump cratering in new NBC/CBS polls, too "It’s all terrible for Trump. He is deeply underwater...and despite idiotic commentary from Dem analysts he is also deeply underwater on his invasion of US cities." Read @simonwdc.bsky.social. Discusses my new piece www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/our-recomm...
Ma'am this is an Arby's
"Withhold my vote" is basically (supposed) citizen voters assuming the Pundit's Privilege
Just the nation’s highest court saying it’s ok for masked secret police to grab people off the streets & disappear them simply because they’re Latino. The Supreme Court once again has abandoned the Constitution & the idea of a democracy where everyone has to follow the law.
Drones with spray paint
Entire administration full of wee hawks
So with Bessent getting into multiple fistfights and Trump staging an actual pro wrestling event at the WH, should it be called the "Team of Heels" or the "Kayfabinet"
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
This is actually an illustration of Pete Hegseth's pullup technique
Trump tariffs on imported violence are making domestic violence great again
I think this is a useful entry point into the true *conservatism* of the NIMBY Left: rules for thee but not for me
Lying vs ignorant
Also, Jain & Yglesias are either lying about who constitutes the base of the Democratic Party, or they're painfully ignorant. Either way, they need to be ignored.
So, if you're ever being chased by a tiger, throw a big Amazon box at it. Problem solved!
And a space-based laser pointer
This video (though terrible) is not BREAKING - it's from months ago - and this person is spreading misinformation at a very dangerous time for kicks and clicks. Block them.
In case you don't understand how the game is played, if the government does get shut down, Ezra Klein will run an editorial with pictures of Democrats who blocked the budget, and blame them for removing all oversight of Trump by letting the courts (our only remaining federal protectors) close down.
Shoulda programmed a Wenders revival right in between ‘em
Hard to say how this isn't willful murder at a population scale. Seniors with chronic respiratory conditions getting denied covid vaccines.
Good night.
Y u Mads bro
Ffs…. I feel like I’m in bazzarro land … 😳
Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.
Srsly you and I had *exactly* the same vinyl collection in the 80s
Common theme of people I've interviewed recently. At universities, in research centers, in diplomacy, in the legal system, dealing with refugees or immigrants: The reality inside is much worse than you would think from the outside.
Yeah usually they don’t talk MOA to consumers. I haven’t seen that in a while.
He should move to Kansas so he could be the … Wichita Linehan
Pharma drug ad guy here. That’s actually pretty much boilerplate consumer-language disclaimer for *every* drug mechanism of action. (Not saying it couldn’t be made more clear/sensible! FWIW I also think direct-to-consumer ads should be banned—as should ads for supplements & non–FDA approved shit.)
Waingruomo
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge? It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
The deployment of the military against American cities is disgusting, wrong and illegal. They tried it in Los Angeles but we stood strong. I know Chicago will stand strong too. They cannot win if we stay united.
RFK Jr. has taken numerous actions to limit access to vaccines and other health care. This web tracker lists all of them, in case there were some that you forgot about. www.markey.senate.gov/RFKTracker
I regret to inform you that I have once again been right.
I think this may be what they're worried about ... Is This The Hidden Part of the Trump-Epstein Drama? talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/is-th...
You scratch the surface and all these white guys who are seemingly unqualified are in fact massive Twitter hatemongers and conspiracy theorists www.wired.com/story/twitte...
Glonzo is a distraction!
When everything is broken, why does Wikipedia still work? "because disputes on Wikipedia are won or lost based on who has better followed Wikipedia process, every dispute becomes an opportunity to reiterate the project’s rules and principles."
I'M LOSING MY MIND, THE BEST AND MOST EXCITING YHING JUST HAPPENED, BABY SNAPPING TURTLES HATCHED IN MY YARD, HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW HOLY FUCK
You Vichy tryhards can't be unfunded fast enough
I kind of don't care who our presidential candidate is in 2028 (of course I do care), I just want them to hire the social media staff from Mamdani and Newsom
Adams to announce he was driving the car that rear-ended 91ul1ani
Grent Aegean: the missing original third member of the Iorg/Mulliniks platoon
Grent Aegean: the Greek God of HBP
There are Republicans and there are Democrats. Then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's us.
Don't blame me, I voted for Jack Cust for president
You can't fool me with this—that's actually Rick Astley
Bari Weiss is the Gertrude Stein of digital opinion media
We need a downtown SF portable swimming/diving experience called the POOL MOOD