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Right? Like, âthis is our big chance, letâs have George sing Three Cool Cats while the rest of us do backup vocals that sound like Speedy Gonzalezâ
This would explain why nobody is talking about who did this or how or based on what evidence, because this is actual die in prison stuff.
Oh, god, I accidentally tapped âđâ on your braindead tweet. Please do not mistake that for an endorsement.
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So I know the lower courts are supposed to defer to SCOTUS no matter how corrupt their rulings, but is there any enforcement mechanism? Is there anything stopping a District judge from writing âthe constitution clearly doesnât say what SCOTUS says it doesâ and daring them to overturn them?
Hot take: The Beatles Decca demos were nothing special and I probably would have passed on them too.
Everyone laughs at the Marvel era now, but not too long ago you could say âhey, you see that new Avengers movieâ to a stranger and there was a 75% chance you just bought 10 minutes of small talk.
I dunno, I donât see them as human at all. Their artificialness is so extremely obvious. The thing about the uncanny valley is you are instinctually aware that, however much something may mimic humanness, it is deeply other.
I just cannot stress enough that we have to identify some way of addressing the massive sociopathy problem in this country & its impact on the systems & social fabric that shape our lives.
The @nytimes.com ran a whole story about the murder of Venezuelan civilians on a ship as if it were a military matter and we were at war with Venezuela. It was a crime. The story never mentioned that Trump ordered a criminal act and the Navy followed an illegal order. This is a major event.
the two americas
There's a "national emergency" somewhere. We're just not sure, but we'll figure it out soon & send in the troops. Somewhere, to be sure, with a bunch of Black people. Just wildly unconstitutional, immediate presidency-ending stuff, & yet here we are for the One Special Boy bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Wait, there's a Republican candidate whose name is one letter off from a deranged Twin Peaks villain?
lol
Yeesh, so much for settled⌠nationalconservatism.org/natcon-5-202...
Yeah itâs sort of funny but Iâm a 100% unironic believer in that âgood times create weak menâ shit now, itâs totally accurate, itâs just that the kind of guys who posted it the last few years were the weak men in question.
Even those limits are assumed to be fragile, as who can possibly know what the Constitution says until John Roberts tells us.
Folks love to say Congress has been broken for a long time, and they're not wrong, but this is still a total collapse in the institution compared with trump I or any other period in US history
Damn. One of the best to ever do it. Hope his final tea or coffee is downright magical.
My hobby is playing guitar. I try to play every chance I get. But if guitars were killing tens of thousands of people every year, I'd be first in line to say we need a solution, and if that means banning them, so be it! It's not a difficult choice!
He's so good at this
Janet Mills would be 79 upon taking office were she to win next year.
wow is it possible for seven people to all be wrong about something? www.axios.com/2025/09/02/a...
Schumer is out of his fucking mind. www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Listened to a recent @theverge.com interview with the CEO of Perplexity and, I shit you not, when asked for an example of why an AI web browser would be useful he says, well, you can have it come up with a funny response to an Elon tweet for you without changing browsers. I'm dead.
Mary Shelley: My thesis is that charismatic, egotistical, self-absorbed men are the real monsters Lord Byron: There's no time for this, Mary! Percy Shelley: Yes, do be quiet Mary, the men are speaking
I wish we all knew this. However, I live five minutes from the ocean. An off-shore wind project here has been fought against tooth and nail--by the same people overfishing, polluting, and ruining that ocean--under guise of "save our oceans and wildlife!" So...no. We don't.
It did have the âbased on a true storyâ tag at the beginning, but my favorite lie from Fargo is in the credits, when they list Prince (then going by the Love Symbol) as playing the body in the snow
God I wish he had
for fuck's sake he is invading our cities. why the fuck do you keep talking about finding common ground?! he wants to kill us!
Pritzker: "Any rational person who has spent even the most minimal amount of time studying human history has to ask themselves one important question: once they get the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law, what comes next?"
To label the guy spends most of his waking life screaming at elected Democrats in all caps an "establishment bootlick[er]" is wild
Ban guns
Which company has the guts to be the first with an all-AI C-suite?
RFK squeezing some adrenal glands he got out of a raccoon into a big mac smoothie while Stephen Miller slaps him across the face to wake him up
It was a good discussion. I think the left have to internalize something that John Roberts and team have long understood. There is no law. There is only power. They have it, and they will use it as they see fit. Dems are playing checkers, GOP are playing Calvinball.
Looks like the circuit courts have gotten Roberts' memo. Just find some procedural bullshit excuse to let Trump do whatever he wants if you know what's good for ya.
Now we're on our 3rd delay. Nothing to see here.
How long till that shit RFK gave him kicks in, damn bsky.app/profile/katz...
Ugg, fine, I'll post more.
Ah, so he did not, in fact, come out and talk bsky.app/profile/kbsp...
So, did he come out and talk? Was he slurring his words? What's the deal?
yes exactly tho I kinda hate that we've settled on the "high trust vs low trust" terminology since the supposedly "low trust" group is hilariously trusting! they are defined by being gullible, credulous rubes who trust claims by others instead of critically interrogating them
Because on the merits thereâs no reason to stop the drumbeat. Nothing exculpatory has come to light. DoJ hasnât released anything. Trump hasnât explained himself. In fact the opposite! They rewarded Epsteinâs primary accomplice!
What you also see here is how news cycles are EXCLUSIVELY driven by the right wing. Trump/Epstein should be a years long scandal but the only thing that put it in the news was Republican base outrage. Once their outrage subsided the newspapers all quit.
It sure seems like what happened was Republicans were convinced the Epstein files would bring down Democratic elites. Put huge pressure on DoJ to make that happen. DoJ looked at what they had and convinced RW influencers the files really only implicate Trump. And everyone dropped it.
Being pro-drowning of children seems like a real are-we-the-baddies moment www.npr.org/sections/sho...
thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space
I don't think so, but it will be interesting to see how far the Coyote can run off the cliff before looking down
Can't wait for John "I am the law" Roberts to strike this down on the shadow docket without a word of reasoning.
Can someone tell me why apps on my Mac are always asking permission to find devices on my local network? Like, why should Edge care what devices are on my local network? You're just a dumb window to the internet, shut up and show me Garfield Minus Garfield!
I hate that I have to live through these times but this is it buddy, this is the show. You're either against the nazis or you're for them. No fucking middle ground here.
Oh man, I just remembered Lieberman is dead and felt a little endorphin rush.
Who among us could ever forget Michelle Obama's 8 year reign of eugenicist terror.
School closures inconvenience me (40yr old main character of the universe that now has to deal with the kids I hate), dead people in a freezer truck so not
A lovely day online, debating whether the slaughter of tens of thousands of innocents is a genocide âas suchâ
If I win the power ball I wonât tell you all but there will be signs
how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
McDonaldâs had a parking space designated as an âElectric Vehicle Charging Stationâ but it was just a regular parking spot?
It's so simple, the MAGAs want the America that used to be. Not the America of their childhood, rather the America that didn't allow women or black people to vote. They want the caste system that used-to-be that was being deconstructed by the courts. www.techdirt.com/2025/08/29/t...
More than that, they need to learn to push back on the media framing. Insist that the media acknowledge the men behind the curtains. We all know that money from Russia and other far right power centers fund this billion dollar propaganda machine but no âseriousâ reporter would dare frame it that way
Looking vital and youthful as always, sir
What value does a fascist hellscape infected with a racist AI give you that you itâs worth supporting one of the worst people alive?
Weâre only a few years removed from creatjng a vaccine to protect against a deadly airborne virus in a matter of months. Now, we have a scion fail son running the CDC into the ground not because it failed, but because its success conflicts with RFK Jrâs eugenicist ideology.
The Dean Cain video makes a lot more sense now
This âexplicitâ is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. Itâs not ambiguous.
If thereâs one piece of advice I can offer, itâs to collect as many Guys as possible.
If they were literally trying to destroy the human race what would they be doing differently
Folks, heâs not dead, heâs just using the long weekend for his regular adrenochrome infusion after The Harvesting
Unbelievably bad. âThe CDC you knew is over. Unless someone takes radical action, there is nothing there that can be salvaged.â www.advocate.com/politics/dem...
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'" đđđđ Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello. "No one does it like Cory." zeteo.com/subscribe
Remember when a literal nazi was like "I have stolen Columbia data that shows an 18yo American from Africa checked a box that said 'African American' on his application" and the NYT was like "GOTCHA MFER!" but they meant the college student not the nazi hawking stolen data?
Ban guns
This is such a no-brainer that the lack of a coordinated response feels deeply damning. A Democratic leadership team that can't mobilize an instant all-hands-on-deck effort on RFK Jr. isn't a leadership team at all.
I was bullied pretty relentlessly for most of my school years (Im just a couple years older). It fucking sucked. I didnât go around committing mass violence on you-know-whoâs birthday. Not saying they werenât bullied and it didnât suck, but thatâs no excuse.
Mobile Safari on iOS 26 is basically unusable with this Liquid Glass shit covering the bottom part of every web page. Whatâs the best alternative browser on iOS and please donât say Chrome I hate Chrome?
Ban guns
They've bent the law into obscene pretzels to accommodate him in every power grab so far, and so have no more credibility for him as a meaningful check
If having committed fraud is a disqualification for public office, Trump should resign immediately. He defrauded his own charity! lawandcrime.com/high-profile...
So, a servitude that is defined by an indenture of some sort
Stop talking about crime. This is an occupation. Call it an occupation. Trump is pursuing a tyrannical military occupation of the District of Columbia, using a fake emergency as an excuse.
You love to see it
That question sounds almost quaint at this point.
Under what legal authority?
Six federal agents arresting a guy for the horrible crime of eating in public. Thank you to the brave men and women who are destroying the freedom and dignity of our nationâs citizens! With your help, our pedophile in chief will remain safely in power.
Freedom loving patriots everywhere applaud the brave men and women keeping the streets safe from sandwiches
James Dobson dying is a staring into the middle distance type of event. You have likely directly suffered bc of him. Few have done more to harm humanity at large in the past few decades. A principal architect of our current nightmare. No redeeming aspect. He was a rat made entirely out of plague.
Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where one party claims, with media and public support, the mantle of being the âtough on crimeâ party while its leader openly calls for convicted criminals to be released from prison âor elseâ?
Sandwich guy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Here, fixed it.
Letâs have everyone found guilty of mortgage fraud resign â starting with Trump
MAGA is trying to end the American peopleâs right to choose our representatives. They want to create a one party system with no competition, no elections, and no accountability. They never want to lose another election, so theyâre trying to rig every election.
- Iâve invented mass produced ice cream cones ⢠Great, but wonât they get dirty? - Paper sleeves. On each one. ⢠But wonât they fall off? - Weâll glue them on ⢠Glue? - Glue
The Liquid Glass controls look like bad Windows Vista UI. Apple really wiffed this.
