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I’m not exactly sure that this is true
they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again
good example of a headline that gets worse as it goes on
I think if in trainspotting every time Ewan McGregor’s character Chef Casper said ‘I’m cooking up’ and then made a cubano sandwich, to the enjoyment of everyone, instead of just taking heroin it would have been a very different movie
no idea what this means but I trust you
lowered our son’s graphic settings so he could run around the house smoother and now kids at school are teasing over his low poly count
most of our problems stem from being unable to sit alone in a room without also going on the computer
my dead wife better be in this stupid fog-shrouded town
They should have a section at the bookstore for books they think are bad
the novelisation of the Bluey movie is just under 350 pages and has a long section about how the expansion of Brisbane's public transport for the 2032 olympics will raise the crime rate and sink the Heeler’s property value
It's very telling that the far left refuses to support huge pieces of shit who everyone hates
The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude
and driving, it can be about two things
you’re right, I forgot it’s about a guy who’s sick of walking
The Cars had a massive hit with Drive because it was the first time they sang about what a car could do, the machine they were named after
4am sharp getting on the loom to weave my prophecies before any of the other monks have wakened
I’ve been getting a lot of these ads on instagram
Pretty cool that the camera in your car that beeps when something passes too close in front of you is writing screenplays now
Pork & Beans actually a stern warning
albanese is the principal skinner of australia
Foreword: *crying* I know you haven’t read the book yet but please listen to me Afterword: you’re very smart for finishing the book and here’s why I support you
The virgin Foreword vs the chad Afterword
these are the books I read growing up that helped make me really annoying
Would be pretty cool to be a teacher in queensland next week when we strike on wednesday
getting a lot of americans replying to this, which is something I did not consider
we’re living in pretty unprecedented times but luckily in Australia we have some of the worst journalists in the world to help navigate us through the waters
I think a lot about Steve Irwin stumbling into his own personal Greek myth
not to let England off the hook but this is clearly the mind of an american
They had a lost decade of coke
dead wrong, try and start drinking water so your liver doesn’t collapse
Me bringing Ahab out of his quarters at 4am to look at a black clump of seaweed
Snapple facts under the cap, nutrition facts along the side…… this bottle is teaching me a lot about this crazy world of ours
then Sunk Loto appeared and nothing was the same
the first time James Bond walked onto screen and fired at the camera at the start of the movie audiences panicked and started blindly shooting back
mums love to become politically awakened by a twenty minute discussion from guy at the markets who runs a honeycomb stall
I thought it might be
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
Australian publishing is in celebration mode as Anh Do secures a 50 book deal about the mushroom trial
broke: a voice to parliament for indigenous Australians. woke: a voice to parliament for Benjamin Netanyahu.
for me this is the correct take
Yes this is the concept of the book
to my child just to clarify
reading this all-timer for bedtime
narrative maxxing by reading a novel and simultaneously listening to the audiobook while my wife scrolls a big pdf on the tv in time with me
You know libraries hate to see my oral tradition ass coming
The reading crisis is worrying because if people stop reading Henry James's late novels they will completely lose the capacity for moral decision making
The journalist just adding ‘my wife left me’ into a headline about the mushroom poisoner has broken my brain
I’m real
I really messed up becoming a teacher at the same time I had a child entering school-age. Look at what I gave up.
when I read someone’s juvenilia I get sick in the tummy
When you gotta kill the Alien from Alien (1979)
I’ve never been to Ashgrove my pick would probably be Lutwyche
I have visited the 20 minutes from the CBD by bus shopping mall only in my dreams
this is a modern australian novel
this was my grandmother’s name and she was always talking about how the name fell off
enjoying this ten year old’s drawing from the Erin Patterson trial
you wouldn’t be using capital letters in the title of your poetry collection would you mate?
"Send in the clowns"? The clowns are not sitting around at our beck and call. They have lives
bro are you okay you seem like you’ve been containing multitudes recently
an update on potato
I have a pretty strict schedule for posting on here but we’ll see
dead wrong mate
the best thing about teaching at a public school is I have two weeks off right now to sit at home and make my opinions worse
me in 2008: hope I get to Video Ezy before all the good new releases are gone me in 2025: hope I’m not signed up to streaming service that directly funds the IDF
It’s the last day of term and I’m going to drive my car around on the oval while the students throw old tomatoes and cabbages at me
last night I went to an advanced screening of M3gan 2.0. After the movie, M3gan herself came out as a surprise, but most of the audience booed her.
no I don’t think so
me whenever I post
family group chat going off right now over whether or not it was ethical for my uncle to show up at the lunch my aunt was hosting without also telling her he was bringing along 6 frozen pizzas
checking out the shadows on the cave wall is enough for me, whatever happens to be casting them is simply none of my business
my uncle has made us all sick with his foraged lasagne
like many in the generations before me, I am going to go drink beer at a primary school
pretty bad imo
I’m thinking of buying Swordfish on VHS
surely what’s good for a common goose isn’t also good for me, a successful and popular gander
the tertiary sector should band together to buy me a house
Very cool my former employers are in the news
When you get up to the story the collection’s named after
they’re making it the law that the pasta packet has to have the little picture of a pot on it with the cooking time stamped on it
wait until she jumps on Catholicism after like a single encounter
Incredibly powerful email forward from my mother in law
No uni near me brother, what’s your point
I love to be a teacher at a public school in a metro area and slowly get priced out of rentals in a metro area.
Ali Smith tapping on the computer like she’s in the Matrix while increasing the font size of her 25,000 word novel
When I find myself in times of trouble, Beatles Chord Guy comes to me Top 5 Paul McCartney Songs in C
twice now I’ve heard that zoomers are reading a novel and listening to the audiobook as they read to really ‘lock in’ to the book
The last time someone said ‘as soon as I saw this, I thought of you’ before giving me a gift was last year and it was a tie-in Volleyball from the 2000 movie Cast Away
Your cats or dogs should be able to hit fav on your posts
nothing is more artistically valuable to my six year old than a post it note that she’s made a hole in the middle of with a 2B pencil
every time I’m forced into accepting a schema change I get sick in the tummy
it’s getting a bit colder finally, we’re all hoping it sticks
That one friend whose magnetic field is polar opposite to yours and if they try to enter your kitchen with you in it you get thrown against the fridge