Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) / Redsky

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Listening: Fall on Me Message/silliness: It's the End of the World As We know It

2/9/2025, 12:31:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

#hardpass

2/9/2025, 12:25:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, that jackwagon is truly an imbecile.

2/9/2025, 12:22:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Today's funky food for sides with grilling tonight. #snacks

1/9/2025, 11:49:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Meanwhile, near the 45th parallel (yup, I totally agree, at least tourist season is winding down).

1/9/2025, 6:04:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Reacher! #whew

1/9/2025, 6:00:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Anyone else having any "Wag the Dog" vibes recently? #media #propoganda #questions

1/9/2025, 5:57:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Note: I've never seen Batman and Gavin in the same place together...🤔

1/9/2025, 4:53:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

I could happily live in October for the rest of my days. Thus, I'll choose fall.🍂🎃🎑

1/9/2025, 4:34:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Always choose kindness. 🙂

1/9/2025, 3:22:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, 💯

1/9/2025, 5:13:34 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

I have this cat.

31/8/2025, 3:19:34 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

LOLOLOLOLOL

31/8/2025, 3:18:55 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

The struggle is real. 🐲

30/8/2025, 4:48:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Round 4, the last. Oops forgot the beer!

30/8/2025, 2:15:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Round 3!

30/8/2025, 1:50:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Round 3!

30/8/2025, 1:34:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Round 2!

30/8/2025, 1:03:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Round 1!

30/8/2025, 12:49:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Chilling at the Little Woody cask conditioned beer festival tonight! #bend #oregon

30/8/2025, 12:37:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 5:26:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

If you send it to me, I can still return it. 😉

27/8/2025, 10:45:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Awesome

27/8/2025, 4:04:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

That's cool, I'm so jelly...😉

21/8/2025, 4:55:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, you know, total new line of work. Also, I'm now "semi-retired" since I was able to retire from my prior job. So, new things, new challenges!

19/8/2025, 5:28:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, reasonable. Major job change in 2 weeks, but it'll be an adventure! How good it with you and the family?

19/8/2025, 2:40:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Why don't you? You're outstanding in your field! 😉

18/8/2025, 11:51:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh my. Stop. This has gone too far. Oh my, if only there was a way to stop you.... nooooooo.... 😉 (Did it work?)

18/8/2025, 9:46:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

You've got way more style than George Santos!

18/8/2025, 9:42:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah 😉

18/8/2025, 8:04:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Who? 🤷‍♀️

18/8/2025, 5:36:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Easy.

16/8/2025, 3:57:24 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

You read stuff like this and think, "is this actually true?" Then, reflect on this administration and go, "yeah, likely" SMH 🙄

16/8/2025, 3:38:54 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Looking pretty toasty over there, hope the upcoming weather cools things down. 😉

14/8/2025, 8:29:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Have not tasted them yet...🤔

13/8/2025, 6:49:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Like 2006? Crystal ballroom, Pond/Hazel/Crackerbash/Sprinkler. Other than that, last band shirt I had was Anthrax from Salem Armory during the Persistence of Time tour (with Primus and Iron Maiden) so like late 80's? 😆

13/8/2025, 6:43:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Shawshank Redemption. 💯

13/8/2025, 3:33:41 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeraaaaaahhhhhhh.... that would be cool...

11/8/2025, 10:36:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey man, you got some Milky Ways and Dr. Pepper over there...?

11/8/2025, 9:41:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😻

11/8/2025, 8:19:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

In search of sunbeam. #Caturday

10/8/2025, 8:47:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

In search of sunbeam. #Caturday

10/8/2025, 8:23:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/8/2025, 5:36:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

#vibes

6/8/2025, 8:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Danger Yam... LOLOLOLOLOL🤣

5/8/2025, 3:51:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Wasn't this the plot to the 2nd Ghostbusters movie?

4/8/2025, 8:18:20 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Chilling at the beach

2/8/2025, 8:26:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

MOAR YUGO!

31/7/2025, 4:39:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Not today, it's my day off!🎉

29/7/2025, 3:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Black Coffee -- Black Flag

28/7/2025, 6:59:07 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅

27/7/2025, 5:01:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

#freecandyvan 🤣

26/7/2025, 1:29:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Peace to you.

26/7/2025, 1:25:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought they fell asleep and got sunburned

24/7/2025, 3:22:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, this is from January 2025 when I posted about rising grocery prices in Oregon:

20/7/2025, 5:55:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

📌

20/7/2025, 5:54:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯😍

20/7/2025, 12:29:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅🤣😂

17/7/2025, 4:13:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it's imported? 🤷‍♀️

17/7/2025, 2:30:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💰💰💰💰💰

17/7/2025, 2:25:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Ted Mcginley and/or Laura Linney.🤮

17/7/2025, 2:23:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Bro! 😳

17/7/2025, 2:15:18 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯

17/7/2025, 1:55:30 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

No matter where, AC mandatory.

16/7/2025, 11:04:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yeah, I avoid drama at all costs, it's not my thing.

16/7/2025, 3:04:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

😅

16/7/2025, 2:59:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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16/7/2025, 1:26:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Geez, now I have to hum the Three's Company theme song to get that out of my head. #earworm

15/7/2025, 9:04:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes, along with Mr. Clean.

14/7/2025, 8:58:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Cool. #americanidiot

13/7/2025, 1:47:01 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Welcome to #Caturday and helping.

12/7/2025, 6:22:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Probably misses his lucrative podcast. Government job "too hard" 😥

11/7/2025, 9:28:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅🤣😂

9/7/2025, 6:48:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Agree. Went to the park to watch fireworks on July 4th, people cold not be quiet for 10 minutes, so my faith in a 2+ hour movie is limited. I had to many experiences spending $15 to see a movie and some fool talks and uses cell phone the whole time. ☹️

9/7/2025, 3:28:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, have not been to a movie in a theater for years because.... people. ☹️

8/7/2025, 10:55:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/7/2025, 10:36:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

LOLOLOLOLOL awesome

8/7/2025, 4:16:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Bonjour! 🌞

8/7/2025, 4:14:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😻

8/7/2025, 2:47:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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100% performative. SMH

7/7/2025, 11:04:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rage Against the Machine- Freedom

6/7/2025, 5:08:53 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't forget this gem from Kamigawa. Pseudo-phasing.

6/7/2025, 4:26:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah. In her mind, royalty 👑 😉

6/7/2025, 1:05:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Her highness! 🙂

6/7/2025, 12:17:41 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Always found "Black & White" amusing and inspirational

5/7/2025, 12:41:20 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😅🤣😂

3/7/2025, 4:05:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/7/2025, 4:03:07 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't you mean MAGIC POTATOES??? ✨️🥔😉

3/7/2025, 3:57:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, since I live in the desert, fireworks are banned here. There is a city fireworks display from 10-1030 pm and a few random pops, but mostly quiet here. 😮‍💨

3/7/2025, 3:55:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd definitely get that checked by a doctor. It's not normal.

29/6/2025, 5:23:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, super cool. Been some years since D&D for me. 😐

28/6/2025, 11:47:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

D&D you say???? ☺️

28/6/2025, 11:42:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Could it be Guinness? Perhaps... #Cellar

27/6/2025, 1:03:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup, it's always grape because it tastes good and turns your tongue purple! 😀

24/6/2025, 11:34:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

So that's the line? 🤔

24/6/2025, 11:33:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

LOLZ

24/6/2025, 11:29:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, I was surprised. Also, they are "flaming" but I ate a bunch and they weren't that spicy/hot.

24/6/2025, 11:01:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social) reply parent

Found them at Grocery Outlet. I've seen them at the Asian grocery store too. Like eating mildly spicy puff pastry.

24/6/2025, 10:27:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Chris F., CREATURE 👾 (@christoffocles.bsky.social)

Ok, disturbingly good. Recommended if you find them.

24/6/2025, 9:52:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fugazi: Repeater. '93?

23/6/2025, 3:25:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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