Well look at that. Musk is going to save the government billions after all.
Nah, you can inject this shit into my veins.
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
I think Trump will fold first. Because he always does. TACO.
😂 Tim Walz ftw!
No! This really breaks my heart. 💔
i am growing increasingly concerned about the frequency of the phrase “since the great depression“ showing up in economic headlines
"We" did not fail to see shit.
Friday. After the market closes.
You put a tariff in You put a tariff out You put a tariff in And you shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. 🙄
Dude, respectfully, when do you even have time to sleep!?
Fort Collins, CO. Estimated 3k people.
A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
Remember when Edolf first took over Twitter and anyone could buy verification, but he somehow couldn't anticipate all the impersonations, and a fake blue check Eli Lilly account tweeted insulin would be free and tanked their stock? Yeah, that's the guy who's in your Social Security account.
Tim Walz with the sick burns lately. 🔥
Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).
Wordle: locked in Crossword: locked in Scrolling through the worst news imaginable: so locked in Sitting down to work: Benny Hill music
Dude, your reputation has become just some guy who peddles sh!t on the internet for money. FYI in case you didn't know.
Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
Oh boy, he's about to FO.
Thou shalt fire Chuck Schumer.
At this point I will never vote for a democrat again. It's a failed organization.
A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”
Musk and Trump could not possibly be sending a clearer signal that the Tesla protests are working than this pathetic stunt today.
PLEASE tell me you all are not doing this. THIS is all you can come up with? Look at this nice man you've hurt? Don't you feel bad you mean old man? THEY DONT GIVE A SH!T. What is wrong with you. Get out. Seriously, leave. You all need to resign immediately and let someone else take charge.
THEY DONT CARE. Are you dense? THIS is all you've come up with? These @-holes are destroying our country and you want them to "look at what they've done" like a dog that pooped in the house? Gimme a break, get out of politics and let someone else take charge ffs. 🙄
I've heard that's the current theory. He's putting our country at risk training a LLM. 🙄 I wonder, would they copy the data, or just plug in and use it from its original source? I'm not a tech person obviously, I don't know those kind of details. Are there copies out there now?
True. Vote suppression has also been very effective. Seeing Elons crack team of "auditors" has shown me he is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is.
The real question is WTF are they actually doing? That's what scares me.
It's absolutely not an audit. Those take a very long time. They are reporting on data that's already publicly available. They look through the data, find something that makes for good news banter and away people go arguing about it. They aren't even doing THAT very well.
Ok, I read through your replies and appreciate your insight on the issue. People are giving you a hard time and I have no idea why. Honestly, I have just wanted to hear someone knowledgeable on the issue put in their two cents about it. Thanks.
Well it's our Ponzi scheme, so he can keep his damn hands off it!
We need people to speak up about their wisdom and experience. Im an auditor, I could talk about the doge "audit" all damn day. This is your area of knowledge. Do you think it's possible? What do you think?
Man, I'm suspicious. The way he was absolutely giddy at the inauguration....makes me really wonder. Human behavior reveals a lot of truth, though it proves nothing sadly.
YES. And write a powerful response about not supporting tyranny.
If I was one of those pubs that was locked out of the WH Press Briefings I would probably use my connections and skillset to report on things the administration didn't want me to report on instead of being angry I can't just regurgitate Leavitt's in-person press releases but that's me
Does anyone know if the assets of an IRA can be held in a foreign (preferably Swiss) bank account? Asking for no particular reason.
How is the stock market not reacting to these mass layoffs? I'm no expert, but isn't high unemployment and instability bad for the economy?
Yep I've been hearing that clean data sets are needed and this is absolutely the motherlode of deep, clean data.
That's what he's using all this government data for.
Nah, I mean every 20 year old programming whiz kid is super excited about performing an audit on the federal government. Right? The not see piece just a coincidence I'm sure. 🙄
This is a stretch, but what if we could prove Musk altered the election results? We would still be in crisis, but it could move the crisis to a different category. Would it improve our position?
He wasn't polite.
All I’m saying is if you have a Severance party, one where we all come dressed as if we’re employees of Lumon and pretend we don’t know anything about the outside world for a few hours? You have to invite me.
I want to know what they were doing on November 5th 2024.
Well that was a terrifying read.
It was also young and old. Loved it. ❤️
"Examine." Yeah, sure. Whatever that really means.
She's not wrong......
I keep thinking about this Sovereign Wealth Fund. Is he trying to divert federal funds over there? Is it just straight up theft? With a sprinkle of "I have your data" blackmail for anyone who speaks out?
My soul is tired.
Sounds like intentional market manipulation to me.
Yes! So why doesn't some journalist interview an accountant and do a story on it?!
Are we to believe that Musk and his team of 20 year old hackers have revolutionized the entire field of forensic accounting in a week? OR is it more likely they're hacking into all of our government systems??!??
What is the DOGE team doing? Are they pulling up accounting records, then cross referencing with actual payments? That would take months and teams of auditors. And we already do that, so what are they actually doing in there?
Are we to believe that Musk and his team of 20 year old hackers have revolutionized the entire field of forensic accounting in a week? OR is it more likely they're hacking into all of our government systems??!??!
Yes, this! Are they pulling up accounting records, then cross referencing with actual payments? That would take months and teams of auditors. And we already do that! So what are they actually doing in there?
Relax everyone I'm sure robert mueller will come through
Especially once we pave Palestine to put up a parking lot.
They're eating the checks! They're eating the balances!
They will settle and essentially be paying a bribe, just like the rest of them.
Based on the timing of this, I think it's market manipulation. Get everyone scared about the economy crashing on Friday after the markets close, let it simmer all weekend. Call it off shortly after the markets open and you've had a chance to buy low.
We are hearing from CDC sources that the communication pause has been indefinitely extended. Communication is KEY to public health. In addition to not being able to share information with the public, there is no communication with state and local officials, who are vital public health partners.
It's almost like we do need government services...
Hey. Here are the names of the unauthorized dudes who are creeping into government computers: The engineers are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. These are the DOGE boys.
I would agree, but it's about 95% of adherents, so the religion seems to be doing something wrong. 🤔
Huh, then why are the Christians voting for hate? I've never seen hate more strong and entrenched then when it's done in the name of religion.
Similar to the research corporate America has done?
Severance S2 E3, Natalie refers to The Board as "it" rather than "they." Very strange. I mean the whole show is strange, but I just caught that on a rewatch. Hmm.
The best way to break into a Subaru.
If you had to guess, how long until WWIII?
Every day is a nine inch nails song but never the one you want.
Ah yes, tomorrow is fine. Take your time. We're not in crisis or anything.
How? How are you fighting them? Details and sources please.
Freezing funding previously approved by congress with less than 24 hours notice AND with unclear wording as to what is affected is disgusting and cruel. This is absolutely unacceptable.
I can't help feeling a "game-changing" technology that's going to "transform" the way we work wouldn't need to be sneaked into products without the user's consent. All I see is posts asking "How do I switch this f**king thing off?" Copilot's the U2 album nobody asked for, except it's not free.
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