Ah, right. Fair point
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Ah, right. Fair point
Fwiw there's a new season coming out, so maybe if any of them have cable they'll get it?
James Gunn for the next attempt at a Power Rangers movie lmao
Here, take a photo for us *hands person phone in a way that suggests I want it taken in landscape mode* Okay *immediately turns phone vertical*
You'd be shocked how many people refuse to hold their phones sideways for any reason
YOOOO THIS DUDE EATIN BEANS
"Michael doesn't love kissing rich people's asses like I do"
It is, and has always been, the core issue with allowing F1 to completely control Europe in the manner that it has since Ecclestone raised its profile. F1 is a terrible neighbor, and a terrible member of the larger racing community. It is not alone in either thing, it's just bigger.
I need to know what was going through the minds of WB execs when Zack pitched this all to them
Tony never hid that he was not a Ford guy, nor that he didn't want to have to rely on Penske for his team's motors
Definitely below Frodo's sword now on the Sting tier list
No we fucking won't 😀
7 straight years of “Go Birds!” and ahahahaha isn’t it amazing how these people make jokes about how they hate their lives and only gain worth through their football team? Being from Philadelphia is not a special status symbol. It's a waystation between DC and New York. fuck off
The last decade of the internet has seen performative jaded-ness and cynicism propped up to an insane degree, whereas genuine feelings, interest, and emotions are cringe and uncool. The malignant narcissism of Philadelphia therefore fits perfectly neatly within this
"the only honorable teams are big market players worth a billion dollars"
They all wanna be "tough on immigration," they all believe we need to "protect our borders," they all believe that being poor should be illegal, they all believe that being rich gives you the right to do whatever you want, and all of them want things to go back to "how they were before"
The problem with most Democrats in 2025 is that they have the exact talking points and principles of the Republican Party twenty years ago, pre-Tea Party. They all believe in Reaganomics, they all believe we need to increase military spending, they all believe POC and LGBTQ+ people should shut up
So sick of these centrist impurity tests. Not everyone can meet your standards of being a huge piece of shit, sometimes you have to just grit your teeth and vote for someone good even if that goes against your principles
If you're listening to McAfee in the first place you need to stop doing that
If you listen closely, you can hear the Genesis GTP program going up in smoke
Indycar if they weren't cowards
Hope Maverick gets well soon. This kind of performance just ain't it
Oh right that's a thing. My joke was gonna be "damn, all Tony needed to get his team to flip back to Chevy was get rid of Tony"
It's hard being right all the time but someone's gotta do it
He's gonna be a menace sooner rather than later. Maybe not for Marc, but everyone else is gonna have to deal with him 😂
Y'all aren't allowed to make fun of Americans not using metric anymore because wtaf
👀
And the media is going "I wonder what could have caused this?"
Did you see Carter break his neck avoiding the spit?
Not only did Dak spit first, Dak said “Maclunkey!”
I'm a simple man. I see the Garfield iams commercial and I laugh
That's it. That's his character.
That was the absolute worst thing I've ever seen
Can't see her feet. It tracks.
"You know who F1 needs to appeal to? The dumbest gen X'er you know"
I hope his middle initial is N so I can call him Bert N. Earnie
Buccsune Miku is my spirit animal
Okay nvm I'm football posting because YA DON'T SPIT ON A GUY WTF
Least shitty HP prebuilt
I won't be football skeeting until Monday night when the Bears play but I can promise that nothing will not stop me from being obnoxious as fuck when that time comes
"Hey woke liberals, watch this!" *Creates Great Depression levels of unemployment*
Now AAA means "we spent half a billion dollars on this. Please buy it."
one day i will be enthusiastic in a way that’s not annoying
🤞🏻
PR1M already announced LS1 for Indy and Petit Jamie needs more prototype experience Alternatively, Sargeant could be one of their endurance drivers next year while their other full season seat goes to someone like Harry Gottsacker who's already with BHA
Good call imo. When they have a good bronze driver they're hard to beat in the class (Ben Keating and Patrick Kelly's stints come to mind). Herta and Hyundai both have fairly sizeable driver rosters atm so it shouldn't take long for driver announcements I'd reckon (Sargent + Chadwick)
Idk man a couple of those Ringo albums were actually kinda good Nothing groundbreaking obviously but there's some fun to be had
If Andretti were doing anything crazy they'd have been able to scrape more than 2 wins in 252 races for Marco
Much more appropriate
"what could it mean?" It means a former F1 driver is a brand ambassador for Ford. Expect to see Ricciardo doing donuts in electric F-150's at an event near you
It's 2025 and we're talking about Daniel Ricciardo still Have some damn shame
It's only cheating if you get caught, and Penske looooooves getting caught
Pun not intended
Defensive backs are such pick-me guys
i'm sorry, the guy who is actively destroying the internet "never took the dead internet theory seriously"? why is he posting rage bait?
what if the mainstream political press hadn't spent the last 2 decades validating every horrible ass idea from some nobody on the internet as a complete and valid take, where would we be if they'd treated vaccine and science denial with the derision it deserves idk idk
Yep.
I'm sorry.
Late night ASMR
Unless you got rid of the genre forever, no you didn't solve anything
We had a good run. Not surprised ESPN would ruin it.
Sometimes I'm reminded why I fucking love AEW. This is one of those times
Hanger and Kenny like they never broke up omg 😭
“following rumors of his death donald trump held a press conference announcing extrajudicial killings of civilians and plans for a military invasion of an american city” is a perfectly factual headline that could be used to describe what we saw yesterday
MONTEL?! IN THE RING?! IN 2025?!
i'm gonna be honest I don't read half the updates on that 23XI/FRM/NASCAR suit because they all look like "appeal motion to file an injuction overturned due to restraining order" and I dont care to slow down enough to figure out what any of that means. I'll save that for when there's a final ruling.
I think the last time Windows did anything positive they added zip extraction without the need for 7zip or winRAR And I STILL downloaded 7zip
I have no thoughts on Cindric positive or negative. Just think it's kinda neat
I mean yeah sure go for it
Oh. So that's what it does
Aston Martin the only car untouched I will be an insufferable jackass if the Valkyrie wins
Okay but I'd pop huge for Mick winning tho
Fully anticipating Colton to win every sprint on the back of not having to pit then finishing outside the points in every feature because OPE DROPPED A WHEEL NUT, SILLY ME
Richard Petty with a surprisingly nuanced and somewhat informed take on AI
Watching the #26 crew fuck up another pit stop but it's Will Power now so it's fine I guess
All of em?
First order of business, buy the remnants of Fontana Second order of business, rebuild Fontana Third order of business, open up the rule book so we can try to beat the Midwestern Regional Series For Your Uncle allegations and go back to building cool cars
That's a much bigger number than I expected. The people yearn for fast ovals and don't care about the championship being over if the racing is good. Indycar will learn nothing from this.
Other than that five minutes after Countdown got cancelled and he brought the format to ESPN
still here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuQJ13kqG-s
That's my 🐐
Colton when he misses his super license because IMSA BoP’d the WTR Cadillacs into tractors all season
They're a little New 52 for my taste but hey, they're giving Lex the big dumb suit so I can't legally complain
WOOOOOO
DAY DRINKIIIIIIIING
Just make the Power to the 26 announcement so I can start day drinking
Y'all had me worried for a sec
FUCK YEAH COLTON'S STILL GOT A CHANCE TO BLOW A MOTOR AT INDY. THANK GOD.
And as much of a fan of Colton as I am, I am not confident that he has what it takes to compete in F1, should he get there eventually. Maybe he does? But I don’t want to find out for certain that he doesn’t.
Will Colton Herta win a race in Formula One? I don't know. Will Colton Herta inspire a generation of young American drivers to get into open-wheel racing as opposed to NASCAR? I can only hope. Will I be miserable the whole time? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS
And sure maybe a more fair comparison would be Scott Speed in F1 but frankly if Colton can't outperform a literal Minardi with two dead cylinders then I don't think I want to root for this guy anymore 🤷🏻
Alex Zanardi at Williams Christiano da Matta to Toyota Sebastien Bourdais at Toro Rosso As an Indycar driver, that's the floor. The ceiling is Juan Montoya and Jacques Villeneuve. Y'all can guess which ones Herta is going to be expected to perform like right out the gate
Okay so he makes it to F1...
Okay he won the hypothetical F2 2026 title but then what? Gonna IMMEDIATELY tell Bottas and/or Checo that they were just hired to be seat warmers? Gonna do as others have suggested and give him the Pourchaire/Drugo treatment: make him sit on the sidelines hoping for a GTP seat to kill time?
Sure you can get maxed on superlicense points if you fart in the vicinity of an F2 podium (compared to needing to literally be Alex Palou to get those points in Indycar) but is getting 5th in the F2 championship and squeaking by on SL points really gonna convince anybody who wasn't before?
Fine, I'll real talk this shit. I've been avoiding it because I assumed Marshall went mad (even he assumed such on this story tbf) Colton to F2 is a dumb move for everyone involved. Unless he gets double digit wins his rookie year and wins the title, he's just opening himself up for more criticism
Ketan Joshi 