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Bum, tit, willy, willy, wank; as someone very famous said. Left of centre. Blind. Quiet mind. Don't follow me for a follow. I dance to my own tune. No lists. Love silly humour. Too old to fight.
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Yellow and green were My faves. They tasted hellish. They did a pack of just black ones
Gawd. They were strong. Camp as a yellow duster tho. I loved them if I was having pals round
I first hesrd the bananarama version. I rediscovered it a few months ago
I smoked the blue ones at one point. I ended up on menthols for at least 25 years before they were banned
Nathan Jones, you've been gone too long
I once bought silk cut in Italy. Four times the strength of uk. They were no bargain
And all you needed was just a little time Ohhhh winter's passed, spring and fall....
13 quid for 20 and that's the cheap ones. I only smoke 40 a week now. If they're going to kill me, it might as well be the cheap ones
I was taught by a pal when I was 10 and when I was 12 ge taught me to inhale. I can remember that first one. I think k I was hooked straight away and here I am, still at it
You packed your Bags As I recall And you walked slowly Down the hall...
Number sickness. Regal then the king size for me. I tjo k o smoked almost every brand
🤭 I remember Izal and when soft toulet paper was only in bright pink
I have hp on kleenex and went straight to kitchen roll. I'm nothing if not terribly cou cil house
That's great 🥳
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How do? You picking up any?
Oh that's buggerful, but good it's being dealt with. There's always something. Some charities do collections. Might be worth ringing round 🤔
How's today been? I've been sorting through junk for the charity and I ended up making enough room to keep all of it, so guess what 🫣
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I think it's global. I hope you'll soon be feeling more like it again
Oh, bugger. I wish we could chat in private somewhere. I e been fi ding bluesky rather toxic of late, so havent been looking at it much
Oh, ello. How are you?
It runs very deep, Reece, and it isn't easy to just let it go. You could perhaps try therapy, if you've not already. It's a lengthy process of acceptance which, of course, feels impossible. Look at what you've been through in just a few years. It's massive. Try to be kind to you. People care
Someone is sending me private messages. I'm not verified, so I can not read nor reply to any of them. Sorry and all that. I wouldn't have a Credit card in my house and I'm not sticking my face online anywhere. Frankly the British Government can fuck itself
Reform UK, which has a grand total of four MPs, was just given an uninterrupted platform for an hour and a half on the BBC and Sky News channels, in order to talk about its plans for mass deportations When was the last time the Greens (with four MPs) or the Lib Dems (with 72) were given the same?
Don't eat anything containing turmeric. No red wine. The temp tooth with turn yellow or purple
What's a dreadful and disappointing cess pit BS has become
Being patriotic I’m adding to the flag count down here in the village. And Ramrod my beloved brown Lab is only too willing to help, being the patriotic dog he is. Between myself and Ramrod I think we’re doing a jolly good job! What do you think? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Tomorrow's front page 📰 'Home Office is dividing Scots communities'
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See? Are you getting it yet? news.sky.com/story/fbi-ra...
True. That's would ha e been instant, too
😆 I knew it was you straight away
You just can't educate mince
Quote post with your favourite gif
Oh I'm a pro and all, luv. I think it's me fingers. You'll be fine. You know what you're doing and that's half the battle
You'll be surprised how much you can manage. I have sausage fingers and hands like a farmer, so bought an extra keyboard. Handy tho
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Bte, if ya hear of any Chubby chasers who like mockers rather than moods, let me know 🤭
🤭 me an all, luv
Ya could just stop buying em 🤔
Show off. I walked to the kitchen and back and ate a whole packet of knockoff Hobnobs fi Lidl
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BREAKING: Downing Street has warned Sally Rooney risks committing a terrorist offence if she funds Palestine Action It comes after the author said she would continue to support the group financially
What an absolute cock news.sky.com/story/ex-sup...
“The right to protest is one we protect fiercely” Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has said. The government has just been defeated in the Court of Appeal in its attempt to curb our right to protest. It should now be reviewing all arrests made under these unlawful powers youtu.be/vbQxagbctoc?...
@siregull.bsky.social www.facebook.com/share/r/1A2A...
Someone doesn't like The Simpsons
We’re reliably informed that if you need a very high resolution photograph to pass 3rd party age verification measures, the UK Parliamentary portraits archival image of Liz Truss has a 95% success rate. Tested and verified. members.parliament.uk/member/4097/...
UK’s biggest bailiff firm, Marston Holdings, forced into refunds programme after overcharging. The overseeing body said the company’s behaviour was “unacceptable” and had breached regulations. So, why is it still trading? One law for us, another for corporations.
They are polluting our lochs and rivers with radioactive leaks and telling us there's nothing to worry about. Nothing to see here folks....aye right.🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Here's hoping your weekend is as happy as Mabel.
Private Equity curse. Collapse of US-based Genesis Healthcare shows the usual problems. High debt. Owners have charge on assets, can gut business at will. Staff/wage cuts Profiteering No long-term interest Poor service Playing with fire: PE making inroads into UK healthcare, high street, vets ...
BBC Scotland has been panned for ruling that it had not breached impartiality rules by having a 'Labour-majority panel' for Debate Night
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Shouldn't shareholders be paying for it? The UK is fast becoming a cesspit
Delete your old emails to save water during drought, Environment Agency tells Britons. This is desperate. How about building new reservoirs; renewing old pipes; not contaminating rivers with sewage; building a national grid, ending privatisation.
Actor Brian Cox has given a scathing review of the film Braveheart, calling it 'bollocks'
Not at all. Scotland belongs to anyone who wants to legally live here. Our doors should be open.
The UK cost of weight loss drug Mounjaro will increase by up to 170%, its US manufacturer has said, as the White House pushes for a price hike abroad so costs can be cut for Americans news.sky.com/story/mounja...
Aye, that's the one 🤭
I usually.just chat with a few. Mainly that effon squirrel
I went back to Titter but just for a laugh. The politics is all gone. It was giving me blood pressure
Yep. It had to happen as folks left Twitter. This place is just as rancid now. So many people are raging and just looking for an outlet
It's been relentless.
Ey up, chap. Been ages
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Smart thinking
Here's your first look at tomorrow's front page 📰 One-fifth of wealth in hands of richest 2% 💰
Innit, tho
Yes. Best ignored. They're like rabid dogs
I'm sat fanning myself with an I've been to Cheddar Gorge tea towel at the thought
Oh my. And moist
I'd cut my losses and wash them in dish soap, or laundry detergent. Are the leather or fabric? Rubbing alcohol might clean them. Perhaps even a rub with white vinegar. It's that or a new pair and matching frock, unless you e already been filming. Wouldn't be so bad if they weren't such nice shoes
I've had a lovely day, blocking all of his attackers
Fine. We'll dine elsewhere then 🤷🏻♂️ Simple. Miserable tit. news.sky.com/liveblog-web...
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Radio 2 quickly cut off a caller after 'BBC complicit in genocide' comments live on air 📻
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
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Of what?
He's become victim to the anger of a bunch of people who were just looking for an excuse. A bunch of vultures, looking to pick away at someone. It's truly disgusting
and that's how they make their money BBC News - Melania Trump threatens to sue Hunter Biden for $1bn over Epstein claim www.bbc.com/news/article...
Transphobe gets peerage for being a raging bigot is very on brand for the UK in 2025
The in yer face abject hypocrisy of Reform
See? This is how it starts. Told ya news.sky.com/story/donald...
Starting in September, Gov. Greg Abbott and GOP lawmakers will make it even harder in Texas to prevent school shootings, suicides, and murders by domestic abusers www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
That's some fackin trampoline
