Can we take the feeding tube out of American Democracy? I'm tired of not being free
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Can we take the feeding tube out of American Democracy? I'm tired of not being free
if you don't call your partner "Big Slime" after sex are you even dating?
probably a good time to bring this back
First the Redcoats now the Red hats!!!!!
I got like 3 people covered don't even worry about it
the thinker
the real way to a girl's heart is taking a bath with her while you clip each other's toe nails by candlelight
2 weeks sober 25 years veggie
Sorry Jerry, we only offer 5pm espresso enemas
GADZOOKS
they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can
have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they
they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means
I say that about those tables that pull your limbs off your torso... at one point its a really good stretch
this is my emotional support shower floor
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Where do bad rainbows go? Prism. It's a light sentence
who are we? procrastinators! what do
i’ve been busy touching grass and i gotta say i think chronically online is the life i was actually meant for
Electric boogaloo?
he head bobble
this is an endangered species, it must be protected at all costs
i should call her
This is an album cover
i aint seen drip like this since 2020
No, you are gay
Inside of me are two wolves; one is gay and the other one is also gay
I'm alive but I'm dead
ITS SO CUTE
Too smart to act dumb So I smoke 'til I'm numb Right now, I don't wanna feel none I roll up more just to cope, ya
Spider man but webs are shot from the pussy webs
all of your problems are because somebody else is a billionaire
me to the dominos driver: you better pull up and not pull out
God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherit the earth.
Don't forget the ssri chaser
the democratic party leadership sorely underestimates how much young people fucking despise them
Lmao I was literally changing it as you sent that. Crack head hours b different
Don't be afraid, it's safer here
hot omfg
you forgot the most important: eat how chip and lie
New weight loss regimen just dropped
I take Tylenol for when things are heating up and getting spicy
Let’s go www.yahoo.com/news/no-amaz...
The strain is called The peepee poopoo express
Bsky needs a dislike button
Lotion wizard... is she thicc?
pizza & beer pizza & beer pizza & beer pizza & beer pizza & beer
I started only skeeting with my eyes closed and I have to say it's been a really eye opening experience
A wizard is sometimes thicc (send proof)
Crushing up my smarties to snort to chase that high
Shasterbaiting
Coming out with a new feature film titled "Two Girls One Shitpost" it's absolutely like the original.
[me getting waterboarded] me: Gross is this Dasani?
money grows on bees
Fair. But what waterloo flavor?
You're sleeping on trader joes brand sparkling water
Don't worry, I'm just injecting my marijuana under my finger nails
If I delete my posts fast enough, no one will know I’m gay
sorry I only valentines gay
Lord Skeetquadd
[flirting] want to come over and see where I cry?
No it's the name of my dog
if you're a democratic senator and you're still voting to confirm trump nominees despite him allowing elon musk to gleefully dismantle the government then your brain has fallen out of your ass.
rooting for the canadians to burn down the white house again
ideal male body
toof
tolkien leaf
Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.
i’m in a clown car going 250mph speeding straight off a cliff
bad bad hats and beach bunny go crazy best concert oml
I have this but mine is green with a light brown ring in each
(at the gun store) theoretically which one of these could make a head explode
If I’m supposed to “get out of bed” why cold
i think it would fix me if someone hit me with a piece of wood
Bro, thats disgusting you got your skeets in my eyes again
big regretti, blank spaghetti
Is this what the triforce represents?
Time for my daily glass of yesterday's bong water
sucking the fart out of her ass and blowing smoke rings
I have decided not to take men seriously for the rest of 2025
if u can't handle me at my squidward, you don't deserve me at my spongebob
On top of that US law dictates employees are only eligible for FMLA after 12 months or 1250 hours worked, because we obviously chose when chronic or catastrophic injury occurs to us or family. Next time I'll remember to permanently disfigure myself after reaching my bare minimum value as a 'person'.
I am- and I cannot stress this enough- stressed enough
Cutting off part of your thumb (dominant hand) at work and being in constant pain doesn't constitute paid time off from work according to worker's comp insurance. Another example of the corruption of the ruling class. No CEO would be at work with the injury I'm currently forced to work with.
There are two tiers of justice in this shithole country… One for billionaires like the Felon and Elon. And one for democrats, minorities and the poors.
It's actually shrek's swamp
i feel so bad for leaves decomposing on sidewalks. they should be releasing their wonderful nutrients on gracious soil
“Sure!” I say enthusiastically, meaning no.
Y'all sleeping on me fr
Spiders in shambles learning of their fate
I can't wait for my daily breakfast of anti-depressants, iced coffee, and puffs of my vape
why do aliens always have to look so weird or scary. who says they can’t look friend shaped