"Literally no one thinks"... Taken completely out of context, still sort of a revealing mantra for the buffoonish collective he shills around for.
"Literally no one thinks"... Taken completely out of context, still sort of a revealing mantra for the buffoonish collective he shills around for.
Whatever you want to call it, he meant to say "Reproval".
Yeah, I'm going to suggest not following this whole "running and hugging"" mantra with your somewhat twitchy pet porcupine.
Drumpf Mutter Fraktur... das ist sicher.
Poor fish man, they get to see shit happen right in front of them. :)
Seems both are itchin' to anchor an open spot with some sputtering ass.
Mainstream?... More like running the rapids towards the ultimate descent. There are a few hanger-ons... but mostly, they get drowned out by the rushing surge anymore.
Looks like she's trying to hug in a soul that left the asylum decades ago, and he looks like whatever ballooned him into a cadaver has fled with all the books from the library.
Not sure anyone wants to know what's going on with that right hand... *wince*
Underemphasizing history... sort of like "participation" trophies for those doomed to repeat it.
And that's just his cankles....
Perfectamundo, another Phonzie scheme...
"Embarrassed and sickened"?... Are you kidding? There are like, 1 mil+ opportunities for Little Lord Fondleroy to ladle up a tureen of those humanity noodles. He has no shame, has has no humanity, and thus he cannot be sickened by the markedly absence of either.
Man, after the Freddie Kruger Effect, you'd have sworn we'd seen enough horror in our lifetime, H.R. Hyphenstuff...
Looks like to be in the throes of a classic case of "hotterpops" to me...
High agency males... I'm guessing "navaging" my soup once reading that might have long term consequences now... Thanks, Jacko...
Was that Robot Taco's policies, or the 2:00 in the morning ass-griper fresh from his daily runs?
Makes ya want to shoot yourself...
This isn't an article from The Lost Holler Times, right?
Where the hell is the Taco Truck? If anyone could use a Paddy Wagon for some seasoned beef, it's us.
This soulless, vapid glob of compressed malfeasance was put on this earth to test those of us who subscribe to the universe's message of love and forgiveness. I can forgive, maybe... but it doesn't mean he shouldn't be judged now, locked up, and left for dead before he garners absolute forgiveness.
Ugliness is in the throes of pulsing out its last, lingering relevance... And like any cancerous horror ravaging the connective tissue, it will take some time to sputter itself into its own demise. I hear some whispers of the tide turning, yet I feel it more in my spirit true change is upon us.
She's right... We're all dying for these crazy bastages to exit, stage right.
"Back and Forth"... Sort of he epitome of this Administration, and it's downright seditious to refer to it as such. A pair of metro-gnomes ringing a Taco Bell from behind the Cathedral facade...
I'd be interested to learn how the modifier "May" was crafted into a sentence so obviously suited for "Will".
Subtraction through addition... sorta makes sense, said no one.
The hare-raising, genteel introduction to precariously off-the-wall conceptional art...
This represents the sort of screed from some crochety, forgetful malcontent just waking up from a nap, unsure of where he is, why people are staring at him, and pretending like it's somehow normal to bluster about in a veiled attempt to convince onlookers he was resolutely aware the entire time.
And we get to pay more for whatever does get delivered. Sure sounds like the beginnings of a Golden Rage...
I'm not sure anyone's prepared for what lies beneath...
Holy shit... brother?... You mean, there's more of them?
Mothball man... fomenting a potential calamity near you.
Man, that poor bear's got one hairy-assed goiter...
Seriously... at this point, why bother anymore?
More word salad with way too much Russian dressing... once the people in this country work up enough courage to finally corner this mole, watch where he goes underground to get diplomatic immunity. Trump Tower Moscow will have its snowbird shut-in, and Christ knows how many state secrets.
Or how "They're eating the pets" somehow escaped being a definable moment into political obscurity...
Funny... her uncle holds an Electorate in Criminal Plutocracy.
Universally loathed and unparallelly entangled in quantum incorrectness... Those sort of credentials require more than a hat, my friend.
I hear Russia is simply dying for front-liners... you'd think with all that pent up anger and bleeding the color red, it'd be a match made heaven.
Piers Morgan is Irrelevant How a washed-up Troll floundered in a world of decency. Karmas Cumming
Replace the horses and people with a runaway tram of loaded dynamite headed straight for a fireworks factory... Now there's a send-off worth a reliving.
Me, Myself, and Lie-reen... a tragically black comedy for the Golden Agers.
Trickle down... man, does that have subtle ironies written all over it, or what?
Gets dumber? There is no place to go but up for that imbecile, and lascivious greed only glues his attention to stay there wantonly.
Welcome friends... Welcome to the Golden Age of Listeria.
Where this might all end up, Republican Senators might indeed require courage for the oath they've evidently taken to the bank. Honor on the other hand... yeah, that ship has sailed.
Well, maybe before tariffs children might have a run at some microwave factories... Now, they might have to live with just one or two, the poor little gluttons.
Man, where was that question on the Cognitive Test?...
Sad days indeed for a once proud font of the free press. Yet, not nearly as sad as Trump missing Page One of The Constitution altogether...
Oh, c'mon now... why limit yourself? I'm pretty sure he's the worst on a universal scale.
And that's just for starters... Just wait and see what ends up on the list once he feels cornered in the woodshed for reals.
If you count all the bats in the belfry, it's probably through the roof...
"Maybe it will never happen." "Maybe he will be replaced with someone worse." "Maybe it's better to spend the energy elsewhere." Gee, sure sounds like Trumpian thread stitching a pattern with all those old remnants...
Whoa! There's a dude out there that gave this chick three strikes at the plate? Talk about swinging for the densest...
Because just like this whole tariff debacle, and their continued parading around of "fuzzy" accounting... even the soft-porn Trumpists will strip down and reveal it only adds up to the naked truth.
Selling yourself out never looked so bad... Unless you count that time he squeezed the polymers out of 99 bottles of tears on the wall.
I thought he knuckled down and had a MS from Trump University?
Man, that dude really underestimates his impact. That's gotten translate into Huge Golden Screws. Can't you just hear 'em, screwin' away... over and over and over again? Can you feel that, Buddy?...
That sounds like one of those government waste reveals... $22 million for a shrieky wheel.
Well, that's one way to fight empty shelves soon to come...
Considering Trump wants to Executive Order the military to help the police round up undesirables... he just might have a absolutely delicious karma moment coming up.
So glad Remy is still kickin' it!
Funny, I didn't see any on SNL... and I woulda loved to.
Man, I feel for her... but imagine her poor dog. That little 580+ year old shih tzu must be insanely pooped!
Needs an Iron Cross, IMO. 😏
And we should listen to you... why? You're nearly as egregious, sir.
Wonder what would have happened if this drowsy devil was suddenly pelted by a volley of Holy Water balloons. Some sort of Miracle of Fátima with the sun dancing around in the sky, I'm guessing...
“I won the Most Unpopular vote and I think that’s the first time that’s ever happened where a moron won the vote, but I won it by a lot. I have a great relationship with myself in particular, very simple. “But I won the Unpopular vote, 70% of the vote. I don’t know why I didn’t get more actually."
Wait... you mean the official, "Trump Blue Leisure Suit for Mourning Nappers" I just ordered has a tariff on it?" Damn!... I liked cousin Eddie, but I'm not about to pay myself into the Golden Age of no income taxes at his expense... feels sorta... unsuitable.
"We have a President that cites MAD STORIES, and CHEATS, BIG, ON POLLS. HE IS COMPROMISED AND CORRUPT. SAD!" My God, even cutting and pasting capped projections feels debased...
I'm embarrassed there are 37% embarrassing misanthropes who cannot identify one embarrassing quality of a national embarrassment with so many embarrassing examples to draw upon.
Just one more in a long line of vitriolic sycophant's who, in a continued and incredulous circumstance somehow find themselves behind bars for The Man. Worse yet, the free-mange Wooster eludes a similar fate and continues to line up new headless chickens scurrying favor from the chopping block.
I'm unsure if it will, but I'm hoping against hope this is the straw that breaks the couch's back... Talk about calling the kettle black... So, now the entire judiciary is "deranged'? Time to get up, get out and de-range these lunatics from their padded grey cells.
What happens when he hears a voice inside his head whisper, "Flagellate thyself, Wormwood...
The price? How much is it now to exhume a fe-loon?
So many definitions for someone so utterly devoid of substance...
Haven't seen this much new blood in the aisles since the Crusades! Huuuuuge.
I mean, how hard can it be to find: 1. Misogynist 2. Boot Licker 3. Multi-Character Flawed 4. Braggart 5. Remorseless Prevaricator 6. Morally/Ethically Bereft 7. Wincingly Awkward 8. Cartoonish Appearance 9. Cerebrally Unsophisticated Must be a million of 'em at Fox just in the breakroom alone...
"Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?"
Scary Plotter and the Chamber of Miscreants...
Not sure where this Doodle-Doll is, but you'd think the infirmary Staff would at least let him know that being an American in an American institution... Gap Insurance is available.
Oh my God, I feel so much better now! Hooooooboy, for a minute there I thought it was all thumbs down for this Gameboy... I shoulda known I could get the real dope from the most respected news network out there.
Woulda been close to $23,000 too... but since, you know... eggs went down 87%...
Taking skin crawling into the next level of hi-jacked horror... forcing it to sit there and watch as the vitriol acid-drips gaping holes through a shrunken conscience.
I hear the Gulf of America has plenty of capacity...
Might be a grand time to hand him a faltering penlight and invite him to a "Self-Guided Catacomb Tour". Given his sense of direction and moral compass, we should be rid of him in like, three days tops...
Nice to see something good Spring up... considering the nightmare Thanksgiving trying to collar with MAGA Mae.
I was going to say there's nowhere to go but up, but quantum kumquats Batman, Matt Gaetz is the other half of this double-slit experiment... And he's sorta like, not lightin' it up these days.
Still... Instantly screwed being on "Light Dootie" for such a massive turd.
When you have to manufacture a special occasion to announce something like this... Well, unless you've got the Kool Aid on an IV drip, it just adds to egesting bile billowing up through ill prepared conduits...
Fluo Ride: The "Can't Rap My Mind Around Anything" tour coming to a theater near you...
"The incompetence of the Secretary of Alcohol is unlike anything we’ve seen before. " We've seen this clinking, clanking, clattering collection of caliginous incompetence twice now, and I for one, am unliking the yellow piss road from bewitched monkeys more than ever...
I wonder who the poor kid was to find the only scrambled egg with an unscrambled phone on his face...
If one can separate their belief the man, Jesus, did in fact live and teach on Earth... and if they can remove themselves from the heavily redacted dogma of such teachings... Then the spiritual growth from adhering to the humble teachings of love, forgiveness, and acceptance would unite the world.
If you got a case of that... that'd be tariffic.
Respect is not what motivates them... it is being a cartoonish, tailgate-fevered martyr. At this point, being wrong has no relevance... screaming ideological claptrap so awkward people leave the room somehow equates to saving face. These people have no shame, no remorse and now, nowhere to hide.
And that Merrick Garland flowchart of Prosecutorial Processes hanging in the maintenance closet needs to be thrown down the incinerator chute...
Buckled up, buckled in, and ready to buckle some knees the fascist way possible. You know, non-violent like...
And that goes for your perverted little fingers and other assorted digits too, Medaphiles...
