Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
My brain is absolutely refusing to Lock In™
💃🏽 Boogie bitch (She/her) 💃🏽 🎧 DJ @ Soho Radio 22:00-00:00 (BST) monthly on Thursdays | Archive: http://bit.ly/3Ejpoce 🎧 🎹 Musician: https://galaxybrainmusic.bandcamp.com 🎹 'Champagne Acid' is out now: https://bit.ly/3CtpySf 🌐 London, UK
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My brain is absolutely refusing to Lock In™
Gruff Rhys (@gruffrhys.bsky.social) reposted
6 page ‘career spanning’ interview in this month’s Record Collector magazine - Blown away by this one, Especially by accuracy of transcription - it feels like exactly what i said or at least meant, which is really unusual! Text redacted in support of print media! Thanks RC!
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Or do you get to keep them like when you become a vampire (or ghost if you were wearing a sheet for some reason)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Don't your clothes get left behind when you're raptured?
The Memory Band (@thememoryband.bsky.social) reposted
From today 'Trackways Ancient & Modern' is now available to stream and download in full over on our bandcamp page thememoryband.bandcamp.com/album/trackw...
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Apparently we're mean to ignore the rickets too
Dr Zara Bain (@zaranosaur.bsky.social) reposted
OMG ITS TODAY AND ITS THE NEW MOON SOLAR ECLIPSE IN VIRGO LETS GO by lying down and resting
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
The haircare/Partridge crossover we deserve
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
What fool called it 'bond repair' and not 'stop getting bond wrong'
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
To be fair to doomscrolling, this would probably happen even if I didn't have a phone
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Time to spend the entire day thinking about what I could or should be doing and then gradually cancel it all to spend it doomscrolling instead
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ha! Could be
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I suppose it's good that they're keeping it so contained
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
So flabbergasted I added an extra space at the start of the sentence
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Why the fuck is someone letting off fireworks at 10:28am 😭
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Luv too wake up early on a Sunday following a string of semi-convincing nightmares
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Not as straightforward as it could be but: Download the Discord app and create an account. Then go to www.nts.live/chat/1 and click on 'Join the chat' and it'll take you to the Discord channel
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, probably not useful so many hours later 😂 At least the tracklist will be posted in the next few days
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Jump on the chat maybe?
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Maybe it was dictated?
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
This reads like a string of predictive text 😭
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
First aid? (Usually green, I know, but...)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Street Trash mentioned!
Sean Carroll (@seanedmund.bsky.social) reposted
Really sad news about Keith. This compilation is full of love and fun and I hope it's some small consolation that he heard how much he meant to people before he passed away, and that he knew how much joy he'd shared with the world ♥️
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, it's not as if I've pored over the sleeve notes multiple times or anything 🤦🏽♀️
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
It was a journey 😂
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
(Had the album been released back in the day, it would have come out sometime between SF Sorrow and Tommy) ~FINIT~
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Been so flat out today that I haven't even had a chance to shout about this amazing 'new'/old (1969) record that's OUT NOW 🗣 A Story by The Genesis: thelutongenesis.bandcamp.com/album/a-story-by… The album is an important lost piece of music history, as it's one of the first rock operas ever made
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
OMG sorry for spamming, I have 0.005% of a brain cell left at this point in the day. Let's try that again
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
LD 🌊 (@ldldn.bsky.social) reposted
Doing a GOLDIE special on NTS right now. Channel 2. He turns 60 today!
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Sounds scary! Hope you're feeling better soon
Mary Epworth (@maryepworth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
If you do streaming (I know, I know) and are interested to hear a totally unknown 1969 rock opera made in Luton by here's a pre-save: lnk.to/AStory
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
This is so brain-dissolving
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
I love how bad a time it looks like Starmer is having right now. Good
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Looks like something the Predator would wear while gardening
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Malicious compliance at its finest
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually love this. Maybe you'll single-handedly take down Gemini with it
Pete Fowler (@petefowlerart.bsky.social) reposted
My comic is up for grabs on my Patreon for paid subs. If you’re on the free membership you can buy it for £5 www.patreon.com/posts/138723...
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
The last one that really pissed me off was Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
This is the first Gary Oldman film I've watched where I've successfully recognised Gary Oldman without having to be told it was him
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Why am I voluntarily watching a film about football hooliganism? No-one knows
Chloe Cumming (@chloecumming.bsky.social) reposted
Listen up and listen good, I have added these three paintings to my paintings shop. They are original actual paintings, full of texture, feeling and matter. www.chloecumming.com/paintings (Also a monkey, but as she features some ‘woman features’ this post would be restricted if I included her)
boomkat.com (@boomkat.com) reposted
just ridiculous at this point we're all just taking Jamal Moss for granted, when you put out so much music you have no right for it to all be this sick 10/10 boomkat.com/products/the...
Spillers Records (@spillersrecords.bsky.social) reposted
Naturally @gruffrhys.bsky.social "Dim Probs" has been a firm fixture on the playlist since it's release on Friday 🧡 Yet another stellar addition to his wonderful, varied & truly brilliant discography! CD / Orange LP / Tape all in stock with us & flying out 🛫💿🟠📼 @rockactionrecords.scot
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Marked safe from the second meeting (it didn't happen)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I also avoid it usually, but this was a 'meet some new people on the team' type thing so I had to invoke my "Everybody gets to see what I look like once" rule
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
The #1 worst thing abut having to be on camera for meetings is that I always have to try so hard not to yawn (because I'm tired) and people take yawning so personally 😭 But then I end up doing really strange things with my face trying to suppress it, so I can't win
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I also need to be perceived at both the meetings. Will I have any life force left by the end of the day? Doubt
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
I have two meetings this afternoon (including one with a client, and I never have client-facing meetings usually) and a parcel is due to arrive within the exact same timeframe, so that's good
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
🤭
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Face scanning doesn't work on thumbs
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Come to find out your new neighbours are foley artists
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm disappointed that I won't be around to see how badly it goes for them
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
I'm very tired and have a challenging day ahead, so obviously the people downstairs have just turned up to make drilling and hammering and other mystery noises
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh nice!
Spinal Tap Quotes (@spinaltapquotes.bsky.social) reposted
No one knows who they were Or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh what is it?
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Black History Month (UK) is going to be fun isn't it
Pete Fowler (@petefowlerart.bsky.social) reposted
If you like my artwork, congratulations, you have amazing taste. Patreon www.patreon.com/PeteFowler?u... Shop petefowlershop.com
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine DJing off a pair of these bad boys
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Posted at the optimum time for the in'tended audience
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
When I was a child I internalised the schedule change announcement of Blue Peter being shown on Monday, Wednesday and Friday so well that those days are now forever known in my head as 'Blue Peter Days'
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
'Acrobat' is the perfect name because when I think of Adobe, I think of clownery
reni 🦌 (@reniadeb.com) reposted
man who sells magic beans says people without magic beans may one day be really stupid compared to those who do have magic beans
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
This was my second choice after Jamie Oliver 😅 Never heard of the guy in question, sounds awful though
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Luv too live in the UK
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Reader, I didn't make it
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
(The Vampires Night Orgy)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Or through this weird and slightly crap vampire film that's on now which is very much giving Eternal Family
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Damn, TPTV is showing The Black Hole (1979) in The People's Cellar Club timeslot but no way am I going to make it to 11:55pm
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
🫡
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
The best kind of procrastination
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
The dream. The only change I'd make would be to add more synths
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Cor!
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, Merry Gruffmas
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Smells like it 'n' all etc
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Merry Tapmas
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Effective ensleepening though
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
It's a shame you can't change the colour temperature of your phone torch
Thomas Spooks (@thomasfuchs.at) reposted reply parent
I’m taking pictures of space from my driveway 🔭
🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 (@blackamazon.bsky.social) reposted
I am gonna use this opportunity to plug my GoFundMe because well I am Black woman under Trump whose work is civic technology, comms and product management bsky.app/profile/blac...
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
(It's black and white houndstooth)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I know the crew were stressed that day
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Watching Parkinson on BBC Four and I'm amazed at Harold Robbins' moirétastic suit
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Getting all my US news from Blacksky
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Premature Fleece Bro (it's me)
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
You might decide to make a Mad Maxsploitation film and need it for a gang member's costume
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Nature's Bullseye prizes
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
😂 An interesting euphemism
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly! "Might come in handy one day"
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
"We have Daft Punk at home" The Daft Punk at home:
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)
Aldi is selling a welding helmet
Alex Bertram-Powell (@alexbpart.bsky.social) reposted
Live in a way that Keir Starmer wouldn't mourn you
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yes. Audible footsteps 😩
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
They're getting bigger than cups
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh have you moved?
Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent
I think I would have to aim for something less catastrophically addictive for when it inevitably runs out