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Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain

@citizenhelene.bsky.social

💃🏽 Boogie bitch (She/her) 💃🏽 🎧 DJ @ Soho Radio 22:00-00:00 (BST) monthly on Thursdays | Archive: http://bit.ly/3Ejpoce 🎧 🎹 Musician: https://galaxybrainmusic.bandcamp.com 🎹 'Champagne Acid' is out now: https://bit.ly/3CtpySf 🌐 London, UK

created May 25, 2023

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Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

My brain is absolutely refusing to Lock In™

22/9/2025, 4:43:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gruff Rhys (@gruffrhys.bsky.social) reposted

6 page ‘career spanning’ interview in this month’s Record Collector magazine - Blown away by this one, Especially by accuracy of transcription - it feels like exactly what i said or at least meant, which is really unusual! Text redacted in support of print media! Thanks RC!

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22/9/2025, 3:08:33 PM | 52 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Or do you get to keep them like when you become a vampire (or ghost if you were wearing a sheet for some reason)

22/9/2025, 2:58:21 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Don't your clothes get left behind when you're raptured?

22/9/2025, 2:57:03 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Memory Band (@thememoryband.bsky.social) reposted

From today 'Trackways Ancient & Modern' is now available to stream and download in full over on our bandcamp page thememoryband.bandcamp.com/album/trackw...

22/9/2025, 12:51:47 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Apparently we're mean to ignore the rickets too

21/9/2025, 9:33:16 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Dr Zara Bain (@zaranosaur.bsky.social) reposted

OMG ITS TODAY AND ITS THE NEW MOON SOLAR ECLIPSE IN VIRGO LETS GO by lying down and resting

21/9/2025, 2:26:59 PM | 6 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

The haircare/Partridge crossover we deserve

21/9/2025, 2:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

What fool called it 'bond repair' and not 'stop getting bond wrong'

21/9/2025, 2:12:38 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

To be fair to doomscrolling, this would probably happen even if I didn't have a phone

21/9/2025, 12:21:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Time to spend the entire day thinking about what I could or should be doing and then gradually cancel it all to spend it doomscrolling instead

21/9/2025, 12:16:20 PM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Ha! Could be

21/9/2025, 10:53:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I suppose it's good that they're keeping it so contained

21/9/2025, 9:36:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

So flabbergasted I added an extra space at the start of the sentence

21/9/2025, 9:29:36 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Why the fuck is someone letting off fireworks at 10:28am 😭

21/9/2025, 9:28:16 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Luv too wake up early on a Sunday following a string of semi-convincing nightmares

21/9/2025, 6:31:29 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Not as straightforward as it could be but: Download the Discord app and create an account. Then go to www.nts.live/chat/1 and click on 'Join the chat' and it'll take you to the Discord channel

20/9/2025, 6:21:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Sorry, probably not useful so many hours later 😂 At least the tracklist will be posted in the next few days

20/9/2025, 5:59:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Jump on the chat maybe?

20/9/2025, 5:56:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe it was dictated?

20/9/2025, 5:06:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

This reads like a string of predictive text 😭

20/9/2025, 5:04:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

First aid? (Usually green, I know, but...)

20/9/2025, 4:32:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Street Trash mentioned!

20/9/2025, 2:53:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Carroll (@seanedmund.bsky.social) reposted

Really sad news about Keith. This compilation is full of love and fun and I hope it's some small consolation that he heard how much he meant to people before he passed away, and that he knew how much joy he'd shared with the world ♥️

20/9/2025, 12:40:43 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean, it's not as if I've pored over the sleeve notes multiple times or anything 🤦🏽‍♀️

19/9/2025, 6:22:02 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

It was a journey 😂

19/9/2025, 6:17:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

(Had the album been released back in the day, it would have come out sometime between SF Sorrow and Tommy) ~FINIT~

19/9/2025, 6:11:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Been so flat out today that I haven't even had a chance to shout about this amazing 'new'/old (1969) record that's OUT NOW 🗣 A Story by The Genesis: thelutongenesis.bandcamp.com/album/a-story-by… The album is an important lost piece of music history, as it's one of the first rock operas ever made

19/9/2025, 6:11:04 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

OMG sorry for spamming, I have 0.005% of a brain cell left at this point in the day. Let's try that again

19/9/2025, 6:10:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

🫩

19/9/2025, 3:44:41 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LD 🌊 (@ldldn.bsky.social) reposted

Doing a GOLDIE special on NTS right now. Channel 2. He turns 60 today!

19/9/2025, 9:59:30 AM | 9 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Sounds scary! Hope you're feeling better soon

18/9/2025, 11:37:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mary Epworth (@maryepworth.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

If you do streaming (I know, I know) and are interested to hear a totally unknown 1969 rock opera made in Luton by here's a pre-save: lnk.to/AStory

18/9/2025, 4:36:35 PM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

This is so brain-dissolving

18/9/2025, 2:47:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

I love how bad a time it looks like Starmer is having right now. Good

18/9/2025, 2:28:45 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Looks like something the Predator would wear while gardening

18/9/2025, 1:32:23 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Malicious compliance at its finest

18/9/2025, 12:45:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually love this. Maybe you'll single-handedly take down Gemini with it

18/9/2025, 12:38:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Fowler (@petefowlerart.bsky.social) reposted

My comic is up for grabs on my Patreon for paid subs. If you’re on the free membership you can buy it for £5 www.patreon.com/posts/138723...

18/9/2025, 8:23:27 AM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

The last one that really pissed me off was Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

17/9/2025, 10:38:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

This is the first Gary Oldman film I've watched where I've successfully recognised Gary Oldman without having to be told it was him

17/9/2025, 10:10:46 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Why am I voluntarily watching a film about football hooliganism? No-one knows

17/9/2025, 10:07:28 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chloe Cumming (@chloecumming.bsky.social) reposted

Listen up and listen good, I have added these three paintings to my paintings shop. They are original actual paintings, full of texture, feeling and matter. www.chloecumming.com/paintings (Also a monkey, but as she features some ‘woman features’ this post would be restricted if I included her)

An image of slightly silly effeminate Shakespeare clutching his chest, with a mask of my face and a sort of jester Yorick puppet thing Shakespeare a bit more how he looks in the famous alleged portraits, with pointy nosed jester in profile and also Patty the cat The yellow don’t wait cone and sign near Lemon Lounge, artful street furniture composition
17/9/2025, 4:38:33 PM | 32 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture boomkat.com (@boomkat.com) reposted

just ridiculous at this point we're all just taking Jamal Moss for granted, when you put out so much music you have no right for it to all be this sick 10/10 boomkat.com/products/the...

17/9/2025, 3:55:03 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spillers Records (@spillersrecords.bsky.social) reposted

Naturally @gruffrhys.bsky.social "Dim Probs" has been a firm fixture on the playlist since it's release on Friday 🧡 Yet another stellar addition to his wonderful, varied & truly brilliant discography! CD / Orange LP / Tape all in stock with us & flying out 🛫💿🟠📼 @rockactionrecords.scot

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17/9/2025, 9:40:09 AM | 35 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Marked safe from the second meeting (it didn't happen)

17/9/2025, 3:16:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I also avoid it usually, but this was a 'meet some new people on the team' type thing so I had to invoke my "Everybody gets to see what I look like once" rule

17/9/2025, 3:14:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

The #1 worst thing abut having to be on camera for meetings is that I always have to try so hard not to yawn (because I'm tired) and people take yawning so personally 😭 But then I end up doing really strange things with my face trying to suppress it, so I can't win

17/9/2025, 12:41:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I also need to be perceived at both the meetings. Will I have any life force left by the end of the day? Doubt

17/9/2025, 12:30:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

I have two meetings this afternoon (including one with a client, and I never have client-facing meetings usually) and a parcel is due to arrive within the exact same timeframe, so that's good

17/9/2025, 12:27:05 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

🤭

17/9/2025, 12:22:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Face scanning doesn't work on thumbs

17/9/2025, 9:53:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Come to find out your new neighbours are foley artists

17/9/2025, 9:49:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm disappointed that I won't be around to see how badly it goes for them

17/9/2025, 9:01:22 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

I'm very tired and have a challenging day ahead, so obviously the people downstairs have just turned up to make drilling and hammering and other mystery noises

17/9/2025, 8:45:59 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh nice!

16/9/2025, 11:28:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Spinal Tap Quotes (@spinaltapquotes.bsky.social) reposted

No one knows who they were Or what they were doing But their legacy remains Hewn into the living rock of Stonehenge

16/9/2025, 11:00:05 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh what is it?

16/9/2025, 10:59:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Black History Month (UK) is going to be fun isn't it

16/9/2025, 9:37:41 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Fowler (@petefowlerart.bsky.social) reposted

If you like my artwork, congratulations, you have amazing taste. Patreon www.patreon.com/PeteFowler?u... Shop petefowlershop.com

16/9/2025, 6:22:35 AM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine DJing off a pair of these bad boys

16/9/2025, 7:03:09 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Posted at the optimum time for the in'tended audience

15/9/2025, 10:46:59 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

When I was a child I internalised the schedule change announcement of Blue Peter being shown on Monday, Wednesday and Friday so well that those days are now forever known in my head as 'Blue Peter Days'

15/9/2025, 10:44:12 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pete Fowler (@petefowlerart.bsky.social) reposted

Painted wood carving 10cm tall.

Small painted wood carving of a Bigfoot cryptid wearing a hi viz safety vest walking over a patch of grass with a discarded vape & crusher empty can of energy drink with GO! written on the can. Small painted wood carving of a Bigfoot cryptid wearing a hi viz safety vest walking over a patch of grass with a discarded vape & crusher empty can of energy drink with GO! written on the can Small painted wood carving of a Bigfoot cryptid wearing a hi viz safety vest walking over a patch of grass with a discarded vape & crusher empty can of energy drink with GO! written on the can Small painted wood carving of a Bigfoot cryptid wearing a hi viz safety vest walking over a patch of grass with a discarded vape & crusher empty can of energy drink with GO! written on the can
15/9/2025, 8:17:25 PM | 32 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

'Acrobat' is the perfect name because when I think of Adobe, I think of clownery

15/9/2025, 8:12:19 PM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture reni 🦌🫜 (@reniadeb.com) reposted

man who sells magic beans says people without magic beans may one day be really stupid compared to those who do have magic beans

15/9/2025, 4:47:16 PM | 11 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

This was my second choice after Jamie Oliver 😅 Never heard of the guy in question, sounds awful though

14/9/2025, 8:47:52 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Luv too live in the UK

13/9/2025, 6:11:52 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Reader, I didn't make it

12/9/2025, 9:42:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

(The Vampires Night Orgy)

12/9/2025, 9:21:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Or through this weird and slightly crap vampire film that's on now which is very much giving Eternal Family

12/9/2025, 9:20:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Damn, TPTV is showing The Black Hole (1979) in The People's Cellar Club timeslot but no way am I going to make it to 11:55pm

12/9/2025, 9:18:50 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

🫡

12/9/2025, 7:12:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

The best kind of procrastination

12/9/2025, 6:09:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

The dream. The only change I'd make would be to add more synths

12/9/2025, 5:17:11 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Cor!

12/9/2025, 5:10:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Also, Merry Gruffmas

12/9/2025, 5:02:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Smells like it 'n' all etc

12/9/2025, 5:00:22 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Merry Tapmas

12/9/2025, 5:00:03 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Effective ensleepening though

12/9/2025, 1:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

It's a shame you can't change the colour temperature of your phone torch

11/9/2025, 9:53:12 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Thomas Spooks (@thomasfuchs.at) reposted reply parent

I’m taking pictures of space from my driveway 🔭

A colorful space nebula More colorful space nebula Even more space nebula Some smaller space nebulas, including the famous Horsehead nebula
11/9/2025, 3:25:10 AM | 294 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 (@blackamazon.bsky.social) reposted

I am gonna use this opportunity to plug my GoFundMe because well I am Black woman under Trump whose work is civic technology, comms and product management bsky.app/profile/blac...

11/9/2025, 8:57:35 PM | 45 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

(It's black and white houndstooth)

11/9/2025, 8:53:37 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I know the crew were stressed that day

11/9/2025, 8:51:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Watching Parkinson on BBC Four and I'm amazed at Harold Robbins' moirétastic suit

11/9/2025, 8:51:26 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Getting all my US news from Blacksky

11/9/2025, 8:35:53 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh

11/9/2025, 8:24:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Premature Fleece Bro (it's me)

11/9/2025, 7:25:12 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

You might decide to make a Mad Maxsploitation film and need it for a gang member's costume

11/9/2025, 2:32:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Nature's Bullseye prizes

11/9/2025, 11:30:19 AM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

😂 An interesting euphemism

11/9/2025, 11:29:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Exactly! "Might come in handy one day"

11/9/2025, 11:28:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

"We have Daft Punk at home" The Daft Punk at home:

Product photo of a Ferrex welding helmet (£19.99)
11/9/2025, 11:18:41 AM | 24 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social)

Aldi is selling a welding helmet

11/9/2025, 11:15:58 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Bertram-Powell (@alexbpart.bsky.social) reposted

Live in a way that Keir Starmer wouldn't mourn you

11/9/2025, 7:21:12 AM | 16 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh yes. Audible footsteps 😩

11/9/2025, 7:01:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

They're getting bigger than cups

10/9/2025, 10:48:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

Ooh have you moved?

10/9/2025, 7:41:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Citizen Helene / Galaxy Brain (@citizenhelene.bsky.social) reply parent

I think I would have to aim for something less catastrophically addictive for when it inevitably runs out

10/9/2025, 6:51:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view