CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
I like to think it’s the result of a coalition of witches hexing him with horrible boils all over his disgusting body. It’s how I hold on to hope.
Wife, mom, grandma, sister, aunt, great aunt-to-be. Pagan Democrat, tree-hugging animal lover. Recently retired nodder and smiler at Eh, It’s a Living. I’m going to write more now that my time is more my own.
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I like to think it’s the result of a coalition of witches hexing him with horrible boils all over his disgusting body. It’s how I hold on to hope.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe the clinical Latin for this disorder is Ucking-fay Unt-cay.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
❤️
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t get past the singular “There’s” for the plural two genders. But I guess a statement that ignorant might as well be ignorant all over.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh good. The bloated moron managed to out-asshole Al Capone. Another feather in his dunce cap.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
The gin blossoms won’t hide themselves.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Neither of these two fuckwhistles should be in that room.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Really fucking
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
But is it “art”? 🤔
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Fighting at all would be fighting harder. Nodding and smiling may be a good strategy for getting through high school, but not for saving a democracy.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it against Bluesky policy to respond with “Fuck off you ignorant bitch”?Asking for a friend.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Sweet kitten and sweet car!
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Atta girl!
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Uh…ya tink?
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
This is just adorable!
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, ma’am.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
🤣
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
We all know what a fickle gurl Miss Lindsey can be.
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💙💙💙 💙💙💙 💙💙💙
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Scott Jennings? Scott Jennings! Slowly I turned…
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
Folks can’t forget something they never believed.
CJ Heaton (@cj-heaton.bsky.social) reply parent
And maybe…and I could be wrong… that “snowflake” un-friended your MAGA ass on FB because you’re just a fucking asshole. Just a thought.