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CJ Heaton

@cj-heaton.bsky.social

Wife, mom, grandma, sister, aunt, great aunt-to-be. Pagan Democrat, tree-hugging animal lover. Recently retired nodder and smiler at Eh, It’s a Living. I’m going to write more now that my time is more my own.

created November 17, 2024

295 followers 185 following 22 posts

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I like to think it’s the result of a coalition of witches hexing him with horrible boils all over his disgusting body. It’s how I hold on to hope.

23/8/2025, 8:08:34 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe the clinical Latin for this disorder is Ucking-fay Unt-cay.

10/7/2025, 1:57:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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❤️

18/5/2025, 6:19:17 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can’t get past the singular “There’s” for the plural two genders. But I guess a statement that ignorant might as well be ignorant all over.

25/4/2025, 5:19:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh good. The bloated moron managed to out-asshole Al Capone. Another feather in his dunce cap.

23/4/2025, 7:40:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The gin blossoms won’t hide themselves.

23/4/2025, 6:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Neither of these two fuckwhistles should be in that room.

14/4/2025, 3:57:38 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Really fucking

28/3/2025, 9:21:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But is it “art”? 🤔

25/3/2025, 5:29:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fighting at all would be fighting harder. Nodding and smiling may be a good strategy for getting through high school, but not for saving a democracy.

22/3/2025, 8:55:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it against Bluesky policy to respond with “Fuck off you ignorant bitch”?Asking for a friend.

19/2/2025, 5:26:59 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sweet kitten and sweet car!

31/1/2025, 1:31:21 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Atta girl!

24/1/2025, 12:50:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uh…ya tink?

15/1/2025, 9:04:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just adorable!

11/1/2025, 2:50:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, ma’am.

27/12/2024, 3:07:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

21/12/2024, 2:55:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We all know what a fickle gurl Miss Lindsey can be.

5/12/2024, 5:08:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💙💙💙 💙💙💙 💙💙💙

5/12/2024, 1:24:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scott Jennings? Scott Jennings! Slowly I turned…

29/11/2024, 1:58:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks can’t forget something they never believed.

26/11/2024, 3:53:49 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And maybe…and I could be wrong… that “snowflake” un-friended your MAGA ass on FB because you’re just a fucking asshole. Just a thought.

24/11/2024, 12:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view