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@cjrattler.bsky.social

created November 27, 2023

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Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

6/9/2025, 9:59:19 PM | 4415 1529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Pudge has an entourage now.

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6/9/2025, 6:41:33 PM | 182 34 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

BREAKING: Pudge the Cat is on the ground in Cincy.

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6/9/2025, 4:17:29 PM | 102 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares about Skip Bayless. I wish he would go away.

30/8/2025, 2:23:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) reposted

The 'College GameDay' crew rocks Lee Corso headgear on ESPN. 🏈📺🎙️

30/8/2025, 2:20:52 PM | 149 37 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NBA Cobwebs (@nbacobwebs.bsky.social) reposted

July 8, 1984: Alvin Robertson "comes out of the roof" for a putback dunk over Bill Walton during an exhibition game between the U.S. men's Olympic basketball team and a team of NBA players at Carver-Hawkeye Arena in Iowa City. The U.S. Olympians defeated the NBA squad, 92-79.

8/7/2025, 1:55:18 PM | 27 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Norlander (@norlander.bsky.social) reposted

Portland's Yang Hansen pick is going to be laughed at around the league; it's one of the more shocking picks of the past decade-plus. Was also told by sources that a few agents were intentionally not sending their guys there because they didn't love the current state of the franchise.

26/6/2025, 2:09:00 AM | 32 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social)

Nembhard is going back to the huddle and telling Coach “Dentyne”. @nba.com #NBAFinals

14/6/2025, 2:27:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander lying on the locker room floor in a tank and short with a leg sleeve on his side with one palm on the floor and the other arm/hand propping up his head Jack holding up a pad while drawing Rose from Titanic
21/5/2025, 12:51:25 AM | 271 42 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Yup. Cutting out a bunch. @espn.com sucks so bad

21/5/2025, 12:56:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

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17/5/2025, 8:27:55 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social)

@cjzero.bsky.social I think the camera guy biffed it

17/5/2025, 8:14:55 PM | 47 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait you are a Cowboys fan? Nevermind…:jk. Much love

7/5/2025, 2:49:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed. My apologies

7/5/2025, 2:48:09 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t wish it on him at all. It will just be for this game I am guessing.

7/5/2025, 2:38:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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7/5/2025, 2:29:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Timothee Chalamet brought a camera, love it

1/5/2025, 3:17:28 AM | 68 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

The portion of the Bill Belichick interview that aired on CBS this morning where his relationship with Jordon Hudson is discussed is something... she's there and shuts down the question about how they met

27/4/2025, 5:27:53 PM | 192 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Good lord - Even with the linesman in between them Tom Wilson shoves Josh Anderson into the Caps bench and fights him the entire length of the bench which sets off more scrapping on the ice

26/4/2025, 12:56:11 AM | 198 35 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

You are here.

Tweet showing a protest-style sign on a city street that reads, “We are officially living out the part of history that makes school kids ask, WHY DIDN’T ANYONE DO ANYTHING TO STOP THEM?”
17/4/2025, 10:30:45 PM | 8191 1919 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

ULM MENTIONED ON A BILLBOARD

17/4/2025, 10:56:42 PM | 74 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Athletic (@theathletic.com) reposted

Jordon Hudson does not have a contract or other employment agreement with the university, according to a public records request. But emails provide a glimpse into her role within the Tar Heels' program — and Bill Belichick's life. http://dlvr.it/TK9kDW

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15/4/2025, 5:02:18 PM | 27 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture NBA Cobwebs (@nbacobwebs.bsky.social) reposted

April 9, 1997: Atlanta's Dikembe Mutombo with three consecutive blocked shots—and three consecutive finger wags. Mutombo finished with 6 BLK and the Hawks defeated the 76ers in Philadelphia, 116-101.

9/4/2025, 2:26:16 PM | 98 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel Thompson (@dr-thompson.bsky.social) reposted

Well shit. Luka got him right in the airpodz 🥴🥴🥴

4/4/2025, 2:34:22 AM | 22 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

So many gun puns... Adam Lefkoe, Shaq, Candace Parker, and Vince Carter brought them out for the Heat - Grizz highlights, Adam Silver's gonna snap

4/4/2025, 2:29:12 AM | 173 24 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

NOOOOOOOOOOO

4/4/2025, 3:37:27 AM | 129 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Norlander (@norlander.bsky.social) reposted

Breaking: Josh Pastner agreed tonight to be the next coach at UNLV, sources confirmed to CBS Sports. The deal is expected to be for five years and a press conference will be held Wednesday.

25/3/2025, 2:10:21 AM | 61 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Royce Lewis has pulled something. We are, as the kids say, so back. Hope it's short term.

16/3/2025, 5:37:47 PM | 48 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

For those who recall Mo Cheeks jumping in to help a young woman struggling to sing the anthem in 2003, she came back tonight and nailed it (h/t @netw3rk.bsky.social)

13/3/2025, 2:32:49 AM | 992 157 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Go ahead, take it for a spin. Read the hat aloud in the Vincent Hanna voice.

10/3/2025, 3:20:15 AM | 593 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Mulkey is and always has been a garbage human #ClownBehavior

10/3/2025, 1:10:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted

“Girl you're so soft, like my hush-puppies. You're so warm and fluffy, like a buttermilk BISCUIT. You make me want to squeeze tighter and tighter.”

10/3/2025, 12:25:47 AM | 35 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 (@britculpsapp.bsky.social) reposted

stop what you’re doing & look at the estonian MP’s haircut

the estonian MP — he’s a white man with a blonde mustache and a blonde haircut that looks like a flowbee working various steps
9/3/2025, 11:06:09 PM | 1803 319 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

“Discussed?” Mavs asked, Wolves said no. End of article, dingus. Stop trying to stir stuff up.

28/2/2025, 2:32:11 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

PICK 6 IOWA HAWKEYES

10/2/2025, 12:45:18 AM | 215 18 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Cooper DeJean pick six, no idea what Mahomes saw there

10/2/2025, 12:46:01 AM | 385 41 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Dochterman (@scottdochterman.bsky.social) reposted

Nothing surprises me about Cooper DeJean. www.nytimes.com/athletic/387...

10/2/2025, 12:47:50 AM | 55 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Luka Garza 6-6 14 points Luke Kennard 6-10 15 points

Exciting Whites sign in wine aisle
31/1/2025, 4:00:41 AM | 200 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social)

So the Lakers now have LeBron and LeBron with cheese!

2/2/2025, 4:05:37 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ryan Bernardoni (@dangercart.bsky.social) reposted

Replacing LeBron with fat, white LeBron is what happens when you roll back DEI

2/2/2025, 12:32:58 PM | 179 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

What a block from Ant

30/1/2025, 2:59:53 AM | 33 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sara Montour Lewis (@saramontourlewis.com) reposted

This Anthony Edwards defense, tho 😍

30/1/2025, 2:59:04 AM | 12 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Ufford (@mattufford.bsky.social) reposted

I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.

Is Your Team Serious? – AFC AFC East Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott) Dolphins — not quite serious Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great! AFC North Bengals — fun! but not serious Browns — not fun and not serious Ravens — very fun and very serious Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office. AFC West Broncos — getting serious Chargers — these poor asses rent Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut] Is Your Team Serious? - NFC NFC East Commanders – newly serious after 30 years of wearing pants with self-inflating whoopie cushions sewn into the ass Cowboys – arguably the worst kind of unserious Eagles – serious! Giants – ironclad certainty that they’re serious as their pants repeatedly fall down. like a clown in a business suit, trying to type emails on a Speak & Spell, honking their nose thoughtfully while a team of mimes act out the Q2 rainbow wig budget. pathetic! NFC North Bears — the unseriousness has entered middle age Lions — serious at long last Packers — serious Vikings — serious … and purple NFC South Bucs – as serious as a pirate-themed outfit in Tampa can be Falcons – might be serious if not for their numerous affronts to forgotten but powerful gods and vast collection of haunted dolls Panthers – unserious Saints – unserious, but bonus points for putting off salary cap hell for like 15 years now NFC West Cardinals – unserious but trending up 49ers – I will call them serious if no one talks to me about Brock Purdy Rams – serious…ly annoying! Seahawks – serious-adjacent. in the parking lot of Serious Depot. making offers on houses in Seriouston, etc.
22/1/2025, 3:25:25 PM | 982 166 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

DAWSON GARCIA - logo three beats the buzzer and Michigan, first B1G win for the Gophers, first B1G loss for Michigan

17/1/2025, 2:23:24 AM | 673 83 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nick Knudsen (@nickknudsenus.bsky.social) reposted

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13/1/2025, 5:13:28 PM | 73279 19820 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Jimmy is such a clown. Does this with every franchise he has ever been at.

4/1/2025, 1:00:07 AM | 11 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

USC feeling like Nick Papageorgio right now

Vegas Vacation Rusty, I mean Nick Papageorgio, looking excited after a lucky streak
28/12/2024, 6:51:01 AM | 76 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

"Check this shit out motherfucker" /locks arms with opponents and slides both feet out from under me and falls screaming onto my ass, it's not clear what kind of move I was trying to do

26/12/2024, 3:45:11 AM | 3374 434 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

LFG!!!

25/12/2024, 5:19:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) reposted

24/12/2024, 4:23:05 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sean Keeley (@seankeeley.bsky.social) reposted

ESPN right now

A Mexican Standoff between Joe Buck/Troy Aikman, Kirk Herbstreit/College GameDay, and Stephen A. Smith/Shannon Sharpe
24/12/2024, 4:20:43 AM | 119 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

WHO WANT TO SEX T ROMO

23/12/2024, 3:06:07 PM | 26 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

Andre Drummond just got EJECTED for this

24/12/2024, 12:49:26 AM | 596 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Anna (@annaknutson.bsky.social) reposted

The Minnesota Timberwolves basketball experience

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24/12/2024, 2:50:15 AM | 64 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Riveting action in Wolves - Warriors

Closeup shot of rim with someone trying to thread a new net into it
22/12/2024, 1:22:02 AM | 108 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) reposted

"Look at film of your Kentucky & Florida games."

21/12/2024, 11:52:22 PM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

I miss him so much

20/12/2024, 4:53:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture x - Minnesota United FC (@mnufc.com) reposted

It’s happening.

19/12/2024, 8:08:00 PM | 66 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

You've just won a big bowl game, you're starving, and you're craving Waffle House Here are the bowls that are closest to Waffle Houses, according to Google Maps walking directions.

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19/12/2024, 6:18:16 PM | 96 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Still sad about this trade. If you have stars on the cusp you pay into the apron for the title. No exceptions. See Golden State

19/12/2024, 6:42:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social)

Listening to the song “It Was A Good Day” and realizing it was a very bad day for Li’l Joe who got backdo’d in the dice game by Ice as well as the dude who had to play defense on him when he dropped that triple double!

19/12/2024, 6:33:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) reposted

15/12/2024, 11:17:38 PM | 52 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pop-Tarts Bowl (@poptartsbowl.com) reposted

Pop-Tarts Bowl 🤝 GE Appliances = the NEW Pop-Tarts Bowl trophy with a built-in WORKING (!!!) toaster #PopTartsBowl

15/12/2024, 11:16:23 PM | 556 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) reposted

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

15/12/2024, 11:58:01 PM | 11414 2509 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bloomberg News (@bloomberg.com) reposted

Saudi Arabia was confirmed as host of the 2034 World Cup, marking the return of the world’s biggest sporting spectacle to the Gulf region for the second time in barely a decade and in a choice that’s already dogged by controversy

11/12/2024, 3:56:05 PM | 43 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

THIS GUY REPRESENTS THE STRIP OF OHIO NORTH OF TOLEDO THAT BORDERS MICHIGAN (Sylvania) MORE THAN HALF HIS CONSTITUENTS ARE MICHIGAN FANS

11/12/2024, 4:06:35 PM | 115 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Stahl (@mattstahl97.bsky.social) reposted

a fourth L for Alabama

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8/12/2024, 10:46:16 PM | 279 63 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

South Carolina's Ashlyn Watkins gets blocked, runs back down the floor and steals the ball back, takes it to the other end and dunks it

9/12/2024, 12:23:11 AM | 278 109 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Walkoff punt!

9/12/2024, 12:41:56 AM | 131 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

Timothée Chalamet picks for Game Day. Volume up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j742...

7/12/2024, 2:41:04 PM | 436 111 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t forget your DIP-TET. You have to get your DIP-TET. I did Covid flu and pneumonia at the same time and it was bliss!

5/12/2024, 5:27:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture George Takei (@georgetakei.bsky.social) reposted

If your mom has to step in to help you out, you probably aren’t up to the job. Just saying.

Tweet: Pete Hegseth told RSC members his mom has been making calls to senators on his behalf, per source.
5/12/2024, 1:53:49 AM | 24614 3529 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Crattler (@cjrattler.bsky.social) reply parent

Love to see it!!!

5/12/2024, 5:03:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stewart Mandel (@slmandel.bsky.social) reposted

I'm not generally a believer in the ESPN/SEC conspiracy theories, but the repeated insistence by Joe Tess and Jesse Palmer that UGA would lock up a CFP berth with the win -- Jesse called it "guaranteed" -- was semi-reckless. Casual fans watching might assume UGA formally clinched something.

30/11/2024, 5:12:53 AM | 473 62 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Carver North🖤💛 (@carvernorth.bsky.social) reposted

Higgins’ on field reaction…FAFO!! 😁👊😎 🖤🏈💛

30/11/2024, 6:34:02 AM | 82 16 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Barnwell (@billbarnwell.com) reposted

I know Georgia beating Georgia Tech isn't an upset but you should rush the field after 8 overtimes just to avoid deep vein thrombosis

30/11/2024, 5:04:26 AM | 3923 259 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

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30/11/2024, 1:26:40 AM | 244 28 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture defending national champion #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast (@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social) reposted

Hell yeah go UMass

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28/11/2024, 3:25:27 PM | 29 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

MACtion at Macy’s!

28/11/2024, 3:32:59 PM | 151 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Don Vito 🤌🏼

A muscular pug named Vito being walked by his human on blue carpet at the National Dog Show
28/11/2024, 6:26:13 PM | 91 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

As called by Mike Parker on Oregon State radio:

24/11/2024, 3:37:17 AM | 159 17 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

PAC-12 CHAMPS

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24/11/2024, 3:37:47 AM | 350 38 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog.xyz) reposted

PAC-12 CHAMPIONS

OREGON STATE 41, WASHINGTON STATE 38 and the crowd rushes the field image image
24/11/2024, 3:38:11 AM | 488 31 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing.bsky.social) reposted

Jamal Murray catches a fly and brings it over to Doris Burke during the Mavs-Nuggets game. 🏀🪰🎙️ #NBA

23/11/2024, 5:43:48 AM | 99 15 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sickos Committee (@sickoscommittee.org) reposted

21/11/2024, 2:58:53 AM | 321 25 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) reposted

Nikita Grebenki has learned the 3 most important words in a hockey player's vocabulary (via Sportsnet)

21/11/2024, 3:46:39 AM | 177 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture David_j_roth (@davidjroth.bsky.social) reposted

Every AI product or application advertised on TV opens with the premise, "you, hog that you are, are very obviously too stupid to write even a brief email. Well great news, asshole." Thank you for solving all the problems I have doing basic stuff with your application that does them weirder/worse!

19/11/2024, 4:49:26 AM | 1494 188 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Matt Norlander (@norlander.bsky.social) reposted

Ed Cooley had a lot to say after his highly anticipated return to Providence. The one thing he didn't do was apologize for leaving or for how he left. "Last time I checked, we have a democracy. Last time I checked, slavery ended years ago. Nobody owns me and I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want."

28/1/2024, 2:54:08 AM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view