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Just us! 🤓🤓
My 4th Wordle in 1 Victory. 🤓 #Wordle 1,535 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Crazy…just saw that a 50 yr old Indiana woman was arrested after traveling to DC to kidnap and assasinate a pedophile.
Gasbutty #CrapOnAnApp #Hashtags
StinkedIn #CrapOnAnApp @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #Hashtags
Dough Gnats #PestPastries
Cross Ants #PestPastries
Mice Krispies Treat #PestPastries @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags
#EpsteinList
Manscape From Alcatraz #NakedNovels #Hashtags
Master and Commando #NakedNovels #Hashtags
Let's play #NakedNovels on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
The Count Of Full Monty Cristo #NakedNovels #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Wordle 1,474 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
This portable dog ottoman is the best. A bit drooly sometimes, but soft, super cute, and can be used indoors and out. Highly recommend. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
The Lust Boys #HornyHorror
The Peephole Under The Stairs #HornyHorror
Norman Masturbates #HornyHorror #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#HornyHorror Little Shop of Whorers
The Sexorist #HornyHorror #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
John Ick #IckyActionMovies #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
The Skid Mark of Zorro #IckyActionMovies
The New Pope has Creole roots, making Trumpers nuts. They think He should have been hired the old fashioned way by finding a Fox News host for the job.
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I blame Everything on Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham for this current state of F*ckery… They really thought they’d be able to Tame Trump, his first time around …
Our first Chicago Pope should be interesting…
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Has Trump taken credit for the first American Pope, yet? #PopeLeo
Can we please keep JD Vance away from this one? #Pope
Poorfection #BargainBoardgames
#BargainBoardgames Connect Two
Imperfection #BargainBoardgames #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Back Alley Operation #BargainBoardgames #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Pope? Nope.
The Burger King of queens #SitcomARestaurant @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #Hashtags
Saved By The Taco Bell #SitcomARestaurant @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #Hashtags
Pierre Poilievre… So sad you couldn’t make Canada, Trump 2.0. You stole from Trump’s losing handbook… And, have now lost your Own Riding! 🤣🤣 #KarmaIsABitch
Thank You, Donald Trump… For, once again, supporting a Loser Candidate, Your rhetoric helped us WIN!! Bless!! #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUp
Sweet Sistine @americanbystander.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social online.americanbystander.org/sweet-sistin...
#Wordle and coffee are the only thing keeping me sane right now. Wordle 1,407 2/6 🟨⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
My turn-ons have changed since I hit menopause.
Keep JD Vance away from Dolly Parton! #PopeFrancis
Even the Penguins are Protesting.#50501 Hands Off Indiana
We stood strong in the rain in Indy. #50501 #HandsOff
Happy Easter, EVERYONE!! 👇 Seemed. Appropriate. Today. 😎✨
I asked ChatGPT to turn my dogs into humans…
Marigolden shower #FornicatingFlowers @KitLively
2 Girls, 1 Buttercup #FornicatingFlowers
Let's play #FornicatingFlowers on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
Tulap-dance #FornicatingFlowers @KitLively
Lavendirty #FornicatingFlowers @KitLively
Suckulents #FornicatingFlowers #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Pop A Cherry Blossom #FornicatingFlowers #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Sinflower #FornicatingFlowers #Hashtags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
#FornicatingFlowers Carnalation
Daffodildo #FornicatingFlowers
Me So Thorny #FornicatingFlowers
Wordle 1,394 2/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Honey Combovers #BankruptBreakfastCereals
Bounced Chex #BankruptBreakfastCereals @KitLively @paul_lander
#BankruptBreakfastCereals Shredded Tweet
Golden Scams #BankruptBreakfastCereals @KitLively
Savings Are Toast Crunch #BankruptBreakfastCereals @KitLively
Not So Special 401K #BankruptBreakfastCereals @KitLively
Let's play #BankruptBreakfastCereals on this week's #HashtagGame WINNING TWEETS go up on weeklyhumorist.com #funny #jokes #puns #hashtags
Unlucky Charms #BankruptBreakfastCereals #hashatags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Captain Financial Crunch #BankruptBreakfastCereals #hashatags @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
Good morning, Bluesky. Wordle is the only thing keeping me sane in America right now. Wordle 1,390 2/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Power Outage here in Dartmouth. My cat just told me to stop whining already and to just go grab some blankets, FFS….
Resisted in the rain in Indiana… #HandsOffProtest
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BREAKING: The White House just released this image of McDonald Island… #TariffsOnPenguins
The White House just released this photo of McDonald Island.
#MoistMysteryMovies The Drench Connection
Dial M For Muddy #MoistMysteryMovies
ZERO DANK THIRTY #MoistMysteryMovies
Sodden Impact #MoistMysteryMovies
Rear Window Washer #MoistMysteryMovies #weeklyhumorist #Hashtags
In a world of Elons, be a Cory Booker. #CoryBooker
THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE Thank you, Senator Cory Booker! 🙌
I miss my cuddle buddy… #caturday
GM Bluesky. Eli wants some of your breakfast #Caturday
Wow! Incredible shot.
Partial Solar Eclipse, Halifax, Nova Scotia, this morning… Was Beautiful #SolarEclipse
"Some pig" takes on a whole new meaning
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Where the Buffalo Wild Wings Are. #ChefAChildrensBook #Hashtags #WeeklyHumorist
A Wrinkle In Thyme #ChefAChildrensBook
Charlotte’s Weber Grill #ChefAChildrensBook
The Lord of the Onion Rings #ChefAChildrensBook #Hashtags #WeeklyHumorist
Three Little Pigs in a Blanket #ChefAChildrensBook #Hashtags #WeeklyHumorist
#DEI
Haha!
Wii Neuter #VeterinarianVideoGames
Mortal Wombat #VeterinarianVideoGames #Hashtags #weeklyhumorist