Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s a similar vibe on ski hills. Of course you just leave your shoes and shit in a cubby, who’s gonna take them?
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It’s a similar vibe on ski hills. Of course you just leave your shoes and shit in a cubby, who’s gonna take them?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The realization that some things can be solved with money (and usually not even large amounts of money) has been HUGE.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
They closed the citizenship one, but residency seems stable
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Just FYI, it’s like $150k to buy perm residency in Malta, which is part of Schengen. I mean, it’s not cheap, but it’s not 500M either!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
How offended is she to have pie bits dropped on her?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It knows what it did!!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
One of my high schoolers’ friends came out as trans this year. Apparently my kids’ friend group has already figured out who in their group has the most social capital with which sets of people in the school in case their trans friend needs a posse assembled quickly.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Can’t argue with that.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I can’t schedule them in Montana yet. Not sure why, doesn’t give a concrete reason, just something about supply or regulation.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
it’s time for the morning kitten riot!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
AND THE ONES NODDING! jesus christ. It's like if Mr. Collins tried to do politics.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
I'm on campus at work, so had to call my teenager to get him to feed the kittens. Then I had to walk him through how to shove a tiny bit of food in Rudania's mouth so she remembers what food is and why she wants it. Very proud of him for touching the chicken mush!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m so sorry. Trying to get my son’s MRI quickly through United was infuriating. Then I spent 30min on the phone this morning getting passed around trying to get info from their speciality pharmacy.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Nice to see her ear hair remains gremlin chic
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Tomorrow I’m TA’ing my very first lab section. I know that it’ll be fine, I’ve forgotten more about earth systems than these freshman know, but ACK!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
This makes me sick to my stomach and very panicky. My kid is on immune suppressants!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Hallelujah, all the kittens are eating actual food with no coaching!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
When a storm comes through, it’s crazy to listen to the county public safety scanner. There’s so many “Caller sees flames on the hillside” reports that they deal with all night.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
A couple rainy, overcast days help a lot, but storms are just stressful.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I can only speak from Montana experience, but most convective storms during this time of year spark more fires than they help control. The lightning field is always bigger than the rain, and the rain is usually fast and not necessary after the lightning.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
She just has a very broad definition of “lap”
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
This is partially why I switched to paper plates for both our family cat and the fosters. Keeping up with wet food dishes was more than I could do easily, and we already have compost pickup that I could just toss them into!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Is the problem the Not Evil or the No Money part? Because one is very solvable via the magic of the internet.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Fosters. I have them for ~2 more weeks :)
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
If I keep any, I don’t get to foster more! So, I just love them while I have them and send them on to new families. These are probably the 70-75th kittens we’ve fostered over the years!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they’ll be available for adoption in about 2 weeks at the Humane Society of Western Montana!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I managed to get them to the plates by getting them to chase an empty syringe and putting the plates on a tiny raised tray. Still supplemented with Tiki Thrive at the end, because they’re not very good at it and easily discouraged.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
He doesn’t even have the most toes in this litter! That award goes to Medoh (yellow collar in the videos)
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Whoa!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
it’s partly an illusion because he has extra toes!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m just the foster, someone else gets to deal with all those thumbs!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Swear to god, you guys… I don’t know how your mama puts up with this. You’re 6 weeks old!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
My kid is at a majority minority school in CO. I worry about how many of their support systems they’ll have to axe.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
I don’t know who is winning?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Ruta even tried the kibble! She’s a big fan of food.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@crits4cats.bsky.social at some point, Naboris and Rudania will figure out that if they eat the food on the plate, they can eat whenever they want, right? Currently, they prefer “magic food jumping in their mouths” via syringe. It’s a little ridiculous.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Thistle looks like she’s figured out the answers to everything and Does Not Like It.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Gah! That motor! With the licking slurps! So damn cute!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
He also is the one who is slowest to catch onto eating food. He likes when the food jumps in his mouth during syringe-feeding, but isn’t a fan of having to get the food from the plate into his mouth on his own.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@andreagrimes.com @blueheronfarm.bsky.social The world is exhausting and sad. I hope these cute kittens help.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re in Montana, but there’s only so much you can do when the air flow is restricted!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The yellow collar is the toe champion. He has 24 total!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Air filter on high. The door has to stay closed, so it can get really “cat” in there.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Someone posted a video of a pelican trying to eat their bike, or at least investigating it with their goofy giant mouth, and it reminded me of the pelican & baby capybara video. Everyone should see it at least once!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Y’all are tearing it up this summer!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@ckshowalter.bsky.social i was unaware that Tiki Baby Cat Thrive was straight kitten crack. Holy shit enthusiastic kittens!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
They are SO good for my mental health. And this litter came with their mama, so it’s the easiest foster I’ve ever had!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Naboris, the litter box is not for lounging. You can’t blame Ruta for walking all over you when you’re treating it as your personal chewing station. (It’s a cardboard tray)
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@nuclearanthro.bsky.social prepare to expire from cuteness.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Sleepy slap fight.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Post-vaccine cuddle puddle. (Do you know how hard it is to not lean in and kiss that belly?)
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
She has So Many Toes. 24!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Royal canin mother & baby mixed with formula, put into a syringe and squirted in their mouths, then when they started to chase it, slowly moved it until their mouths contacted the food on the plate.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Woohooo! (Also, meat shakes!)
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I was literally just wondering how fast I could mobilize with a Bluetooth speaker and a sign to follow them around downtown with. We’ve had those atomwaffen-mask-wearing creeps wander aimlessly before.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
The only one who kept eating without constant encouragement was Naboris, and Rudania didn’t quite get it yet, but I’ll try again in a couple hours.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Kitten psychology…
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@crits4cats.bsky.social @ckshowalter.bsky.social Mama seems to have decided she’s pretty much done with nursing, kittens were 5 weeks on Friday. They still aren’t interested in any of the gruel options I’ve offered, even though they’ve all lost 20-30g over the last 36 hrs. How do I jump start them?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
So we’re running computers using MacOS, Windows 10, Windows 11, Ubuntu, and Mint Linux. Variety is the spice of life?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
The computer situation in this 5 person family is a little comical at this point. This photo doesn’t include the 3 additional work laptops between us and the various personal desktops.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
My youngest is a teenager, but we still have a few cloth diapers that are excellent for extremely gross cleanups. And I feel zero guilt tossing them if it’s Just Too Gross after.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
!!!!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
We’ve actually been trying to find a non-sparkling, non-artificial-sugar, non-tea-based sweet caffeinated drink for my middle that he could drink during the afternoon for when his ADHD meds are wearing off, but he has 2 more classes to survive.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
It’s interesting to me that none of my kids (youngest is 14) really like soda. Oldest will drink it if it’s flat, middle is a solid No, and the youngest only likes Izze/sparkling juice. They all consider lemonade universally superior.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
🤷🏼♀️ What can you do? It’s the rules.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
💥FLOOF💥
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I’ve stopped using ride shares completely and just use cabs, but I wouldn’t get into any car that didn’t know my name (“who are you here to pickup?”) You have me curious now though!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m trying to figure out what the benefit would be. Maybe they would have you pay outside of the app via Venmo or something? It lets them try to pickup multiple people from one “reservation” because white corollas are so common?
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Some of them, we always put on long sleeves before entering the kitten room! And not because they’re angry, usually because humans are very fun and exciting and they want attention NOW.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Naboris woke up, stretched, started to leave the cave, and fell back asleep. Toddlers, man.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Just turned 5 weeks on Friday. We’ll have them and their mama until they’re ~8wks
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
They are so precious.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
This was my literal first thought.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Gang of Potats.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Naboris wins the sassiest kitten in the litter award. He’s ridiculous, occasionally trying out his hissing and spitting for random, unknown reasons.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Kittens grow so fast! These chonkers are putting on 15-35g a day, still exclusively nursing. What’s extra interesting to me is that yesterday, when I showed them Mama’s wet food, they were completely oblivious. Today, it’s sniffs and paw touches. Soon, all the meat!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
We’re just lucky she’s chosen to use her powers for good.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
Love a cat with strong opinions about biosecurity and necessary infrastructure.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social) reply parent
I can hear this, and I probably haven’t seen that scene in a decade.
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
@banditelli.org not great images, but good raptor sounds!
Claire Gilder (@clarbar.bsky.social)
Bee party in the squash patch, but raptor party in the sky. The 3 osprey fledglings from the nest nearest our house are circling and calling. I don’t speak osprey, but they have quite a few different calls!