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Clay Hardy

@clayhardy.bsky.social

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created November 6, 2024

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3/9/2025, 4:40:46 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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San Diego aint bad

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3/9/2025, 3:10:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tik tok saying he dead. Who am I to argue

1/9/2025, 8:12:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Think his diet coke got spiked with something during his meeting with his russian handler

1/9/2025, 5:51:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Steve Lin (@stevelin.bsky.social) reposted

Screen capture of a scene with Fox Mulder and Dana Scully from The X-Files television series in Fox's basement office. They are looking at each other and between them prominently is a poster with a flying saucer above treetops. Beneath that in a white font are the words
30/8/2025, 6:17:20 AM | 904 117 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s not real until the @iankarmel.bsky.social “gunned down in his prime” post

30/8/2025, 5:32:43 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

Are vaccines safe? Let's ask this guy who sounds like a dying refrigerator compressor

28/8/2025, 3:39:56 AM | 19075 3203 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay Hardy (@clayhardy.bsky.social)

Funny how nobody talks about the signal chat scandal anymore. Too many scandals every fucking day from this regime

26/8/2025, 12:46:03 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shameless plug open.substack.com/pub/clayhard...

24/8/2025, 9:04:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best caption wins

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17/8/2025, 8:49:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No more vulcan!

13/8/2025, 10:48:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture isaac (@beaves.bsky.social) reposted

he’s got a type!

portland trail blazer’s logo carolina hurricanes logo
13/8/2025, 4:54:43 PM | 30 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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Giant salad week > Portland burger week

12/8/2025, 6:19:29 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen.bsky.social) reposted

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

11/8/2025, 8:07:58 PM | 23980 5683 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 12:34:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Jennings (@kenjennings.bsky.social) reposted

If you’re worried about the young people today and their mental health crisis, it’s comforting to spend 5 minutes on Nextdoor. The old people are SO much crazier!

10/8/2025, 3:02:36 AM | 5883 472 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay Hardy (@clayhardy.bsky.social)

NIN ! 🤘

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9/8/2025, 7:23:38 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New words i typed today. Check it out if you dare open.substack.com/pub/clayhard...

7/8/2025, 4:00:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We call it False Fall in my house

7/8/2025, 1:24:05 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But will they? The controlled opposition party always backs down

2/8/2025, 11:15:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seen some great films so far this year. And some clunkers. With a few in between

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2/8/2025, 4:48:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Starting to think this trump guy might be bad at this president stuff

2/8/2025, 4:58:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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New post up. Paid subscribers exclusive open.substack.com/pub/clayhard...

31/7/2025, 5:49:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture rip village (@ripvillage.bsky.social) reposted

kuminga—has this much ink ever been spilled about such a mid player? I’m good on the kuminga content, you guys. tummy full on the kuminga content, thanks.

30/7/2025, 11:10:02 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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J Quick and Aaron Fentress were his only defenders

29/7/2025, 11:52:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wrote something. About naked people! substack.com/@clayhardy/n...

27/7/2025, 11:53:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In case you missed it substack.com/@clayhardy/n...

27/7/2025, 3:04:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🏀 Immaculate Grid (Men's) 732 9/9: Rarity: 136 IMMACULATE! 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 ➡️ See my grid: immaculategrid.com/share/CoC1onJ

25/7/2025, 4:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/7/2025, 4:46:49 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Austin Shinn (@untitleduser.bsky.social) reposted

The phrase “good, f*** that guy” just escaped the boundaries of my teeth. Don’t ever live a life where my first impulse on hearing you’ve died is to say that.

24/7/2025, 4:08:36 PM | 68 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Eric Stephen (@ericstephen.bsky.social) reposted

May all your trains be crazy

22/7/2025, 6:41:49 PM | 4210 416 | View on Bluesky | view

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For a team with 2nd worst odds in the west, the rest of the league sure likes a lot of our players…🤔

22/7/2025, 4:30:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of anyone here it’s most likely the 4th guy we get is k love 😬😆

22/7/2025, 4:19:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dame is the best i’ve ever seen with the media

22/7/2025, 1:32:22 AM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll never understand it when studios act like they have no stories to use for comic book adaptations for characters that have been written about for decades.

20/7/2025, 9:12:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay Hardy (@clayhardy.bsky.social)

No Yang, No watching for Clay

20/7/2025, 5:34:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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HBO should fire Bill Maher and give his time slot to Stephen Colbert.

18/7/2025, 3:59:41 PM | 23000 3466 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ricky Eddie Bella (@rickybellspdx.bsky.social) reposted

It’s crazy that Damian Lillard is a good rapper again

18/7/2025, 5:50:30 AM | 73 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay Hardy (@clayhardy.bsky.social)

Wes mathews?

18/7/2025, 2:18:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Stephen A. Spliff (@thatkellenguy.bsky.social) reposted

current mood

17/7/2025, 11:20:13 PM | 14 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every move we’ve made this summer has been something i never saw coming. Jrue, Ayton, Yang, Dame. Just insane

18/7/2025, 1:36:02 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Clay Hardy (@clayhardy.bsky.social)

Bring back stotts next

18/7/2025, 12:42:53 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Karmel (@iankarmel.bsky.social) reposted

"But I thought Dame would go ring chase!" BITCH HE IS.

17/7/2025, 9:25:40 PM | 275 40 | View on Bluesky | view

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Welcome back Dame!

17/7/2025, 9:43:55 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I bet barry jackson is pissed 😂

17/7/2025, 9:37:12 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Never complain. Never Explain.

16/7/2025, 7:32:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yang Time down the stretch

16/7/2025, 4:45:24 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Please keep these three refs out of the regular season @nba.com

16/7/2025, 4:36:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wut

16/7/2025, 4:33:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Porter doesn’t like the summer league refs either

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16/7/2025, 4:22:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mark me down as a member of Team No Summer League Challenges

16/7/2025, 3:57:03 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Words I wrote clayhardy.substack.com/p/thief

15/7/2025, 3:13:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Harry Turtledove (@hntdove.bsky.social) reposted

I didn't do it, but I wish I had.

Picture of bird. Text is Plain Chachalaca. Ortalis vetula. To 2 ft. (60 cm) Comment above reads
14/7/2025, 11:51:06 PM | 6122 807 | View on Bluesky | view

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Give Love that no trade clause

14/7/2025, 2:25:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bummed cedric coward is out

13/7/2025, 4:12:53 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Phlandrous Fleming is the coolest name of all time

13/7/2025, 3:52:35 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yang about to pull a banton and score all his points in the 4th

13/7/2025, 3:40:51 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ja is so nice and personable lol

13/7/2025, 3:30:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Start. The. Game.

13/7/2025, 3:17:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s 102 in vegas. Glad i skipped summer league

13/7/2025, 2:45:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Changing the spelling of my name today as a show of respect

13/7/2025, 12:13:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wrote words substack.com/@clayhardy/n...

12/7/2025, 6:23:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clingan / Yang

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12/7/2025, 5:36:52 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Fuck the warriors

12/7/2025, 4:34:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If Camara isn’t starting i’m rioting

12/7/2025, 4:01:29 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I missed basketball

12/7/2025, 3:19:18 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh no

11/7/2025, 6:57:33 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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F1 is real fucking good

10/7/2025, 5:20:37 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would appreciate knowing who as well

10/7/2025, 5:18:46 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not until adelman grows one

9/7/2025, 5:34:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wrote something. Check out my substack. Clayhardy@substack.com

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9/7/2025, 1:49:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He lost a few steps last year. Not cut out for starter minutes anymore

8/7/2025, 3:01:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Matt Ishbia should be arrested for what’s done to that team

7/7/2025, 2:24:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Would love if we could expand it and get Hauser somehow

6/7/2025, 6:24:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Rewatching sons of anarchy. Gemma is such a dumb character. Really ruins the show

5/7/2025, 7:46:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woj worthy breaking news. Congrats!

5/7/2025, 7:44:54 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nothing makes me scroll faster than when someone references the “advice” they got from Jordan Peterson

5/7/2025, 4:32:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watching Sinners because fuck it

5/7/2025, 4:14:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Check out my latest on substack. Unless you’re scared open.substack.com/pub/clayhard...

5/7/2025, 1:47:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jerami and Timelord for Beal. Call it in Cronin

4/7/2025, 5:12:55 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jabari deserves consistent regular minutes @sixersnba.bsky.social

4/7/2025, 12:59:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Bady (@zunguzungu.bsky.social) reposted

They're building concentration camps with money they stole from medicare.

3/7/2025, 6:48:23 PM | 18758 5753 | View on Bluesky | view

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Smoke is terrific

3/7/2025, 4:00:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Crazy shit www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nba/ar...

3/7/2025, 2:36:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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July 4th is when portland makes our big move! Everyone knows this. *big move will be re-signing banton

3/7/2025, 2:12:38 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That 2029 pick is still looking great!

1/7/2025, 3:43:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow

1/7/2025, 3:21:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But what about the lakers? Have the lakers done anything? Lakers! LAKERS. 🙄

1/7/2025, 5:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me every year at this time

1/7/2025, 4:11:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I need the IRS to audit the rockets books because this shit makes zero sense

1/7/2025, 1:46:57 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Luke kennard is not good so be glad he went to the hawks ya’ll

1/7/2025, 1:21:32 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Quiet summer huh? 😆

30/6/2025, 3:27:12 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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NBA: “Players can’t bet on sports!” Also the NBA: “Have you downloaded the Fanduel and Draftkings Apps yet???”

29/6/2025, 6:20:43 PM | 29 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did AIPAC approve this post?

29/6/2025, 12:46:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thr AI bots that write these need to be told about the torodal story 😆

29/6/2025, 12:29:36 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Fred Wellman (@fpwellman.bsky.social) reposted

Accurate

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28/6/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 16213 2116 | View on Bluesky | view

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Still odd to me that people are upset with our draft. Mid 1st picks are great places to take risks. If it doesn’t work out, at least we swung big. Or we could play it safe and end up with a roster of kris murray level dudes. 😬

28/6/2025, 5:12:17 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My favorite laundromat I smile at passing sirens Fresh bloodstained cotton #haiku #poetry

28/6/2025, 1:15:40 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?

27/6/2025, 5:29:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view