What a load of bulbshit!
72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes
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What a load of bulbshit!
A catatonic cat!
My ears are bleeding
Doubtful-they just grab kids out of the audience snd tell their parents they arefilling them with the “holy spirit” using a special rod borrowed from Moses
2A pertained to squirrel guns-and similar pea shooters, not assault rifles. End of subject.
Now that sub sandwiches aren’t considered a weapon, that should be the projectile of choice at Trump’s next public appearance.
Crapper barrel works too- just too lazy to AI the logo
I thought pregnant women were prohibited from active duty
I dont think fucking has been an option for Trump for a long time. Limp dicked bell end perhaps.
Maybe he isn’t a dictator but he is a Dick and Smart? Smart as a fart! When will just ONE journalist call him what he is, a nonce and a bell end!
Nothing to see here, Just reminiscing that of all the girls he assaulted, Ivanka was really the one.
Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows
They cancelled it as everyone refused the assignment unless they were supplied with gas masks
Apparently the Ride Along was cancelled as none of the military staff on hand would accept the duty as there were no gas masks available.
My home made memes and parody songs would probably get me the death penalty, or even worse- an interview on Fox
Local stores are expecting a run on Febreze spray as local residents stock up. Meanwhile, the National Guard is supplying nose clips and gas masks to ground forces who will accompany the Methane MAGA
Now I can drive to a third world DICKtatership from Canada. No more flying for 5 hours to reach Guatemala. Cant decide what to rename the country though- Trumfukistan or Twatamala!
As Trump liked to call them- It’s a Witch Hunt. “That will teach them not to be nasty to me” “Was I a good boy Vlady, er I mean Daddy”
From the guy who screamed “Witch Hint” at every opportunity- I’m arresting anyone who was nasty to me!
Wasn’t that the original plan? Clearly they found a workaround
Hair today, gone tomorrow!
Did you get to Lake Titicaca? Spent a night there sleeping in a room over a sheep pen, buried under 8 blankets to stop me from freezing to death! Minus 5 celsius and no heat source other than my own farts!
Never mind a corrupt president, we all know he’s a delusional puppet controlled by the 1% gerrymandering is done by both parties. Changing electoral zones should be like jury selection- impartial observers. It aint rocket science
As a Canadian I don’t understand why the “greatest🤦♂️”country on earth has no measures in place to stop this bullshit.Gerrymandering is just a polite way of saying “fucking over the general public for my own benefit” An independent body should determine this shit, not the crooks running the country!
Temperatures in the US are expected to rise significantly following the death of James Dobson. They will drop just as soon as Satan welcomes him home and closes the Gates of Hell till next time!
Trump can barely string two sentences together but he wants to rewrite history. Remember the hurricane sharpie episode? He’ll just put a big black X on the displays that offend him!
The guy who can barely string together two sentences coherently wants to rewrite history! I’m waiting for the movie- Idiocracy II- the Sharpie Saga
Another clickbate headline, they’re not driving them, they’re making them walk. For some of those Fatfuck ICE idiots, that could be fatal!
Probably filming promos for a new cop show - Law’n order!
Of course there was an agreement. Trump agreed to tell the world there was no agreement in order for Putin to grab more territory before declaring a ceasefire in two weeks. “Remember Donald, the tapes!”
Nothing like a 3 week buildup with all the fanfare including a flyover and 200 feet of red carpet to find, in spite of Trump’s “We made a lot of progress” on Scammity Hanitty’s show, that the Chicken Did NOT actually cross the road!
I have to agree. Time to tell the world Paris struggles to be the Lima of Europe!😝😝
How was the food?
Green Berets was the last time I watched a John Wayne movie. It took me all my effort not to throw my popcorn box at the screen. Biggest bullshit propaganda war porn movie ever to be made!
We’re off to see the wizzer The wonderful wizzer of Oz
Trump renaming the Kennedy Centre isn’t such a bad thing. After all it was named after a dead president and most of us are ok with them maintaining the tradition.
Can we make sure they at least continue the tradition of naming it after a dead president ?
If you think that was bad, wait till Friday Trump: Do these kneepads make me look taller?
Trump displays commemorative kneepads at Kennedy Centre meeting. Autographed for only $8647 extra a pair
Available for a limited time on Trump.Con. Get em while they last
Apparently Trump’s going to wear kneepads with lots of extra padding when he meets Putin to make himself look taller! 🤢
Apparently Trump plans to wear knee pads with lots of extra padding when he meets Putin so it makes him look taller!🤢🤢
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Do you think he actually wrote Pump it Up, not Elvis C?
Yup, pouring rain for 40 minutes and 2 hours later: All the grass is brown And the sky is grey I went for a walk Like I do most days I just cut my lawn Seems its mostly clay Accuweather forecast Is wrong most every day
Are you putin’ those types of jokes in all your shows? People must be Russian to grab front row seats! Pretty sure Trump’s world is about to Kremlin down around him, now that he’s been nominated for the Noballs Pees Prize
They recruited 2 guys from the local kebab shop to help him stage it. As if they’d sit on a plane for 10 hours to sign it in front of the worlds biggest bullshitter and dicklomat
Probably got 2 guys from the local kebab shop to dress up as diplomats
Probably all fake. He recruited 2 guys from the local kebab shop and dressed them up as diplomats. He cant think of anything but that Nobel Thieves Prize.
How can you account for and justify services, if the people it applies to don’t exist on government rolls. His racism fuels his stupidity which fuels his administrative failings, which impact the choices he makes, which impacts the idiots who voted for him, thus further fueling the racism that…..
Trump: “Purple Hearts, they were different in my day. Do you have to take off the foil before you swallow it?”
Too bad. Brit TV/ Radio is far better than the usual US garbage
Which isn’t on the App Store in Canada only something called TV launcher UK channels which has 1 bad review! Guess I’ll mirror from my phone
But there is no TV app for BBC sounds? Why
And yet Trump once again shows he has no clue when he steals songs without hearing what the words actually mean
Speaking of going up substantially, what about Trump’s disapproval rating. Doesn’t it mirror the drug cuts he’s promising 1000, 1200, 1500 %?
I signed up as soon as I heard that Trump wanted it shut down. Trump’s “ I hate them” list is my “following” list
Every Trump comment is a MAJOR lie.You can’t expect truth from a guy who averages 21 falsehoods a day
You could have had a great band with a slight name change Stark Raven, Bonk, Kerrs
Here’s my latest ode to Diaper Don - more verses may be coming
Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary
That’s like building a pantry when you don’t have any pans! Do I need to explain that to the Trump supporters in the crowd ?
@Those on figures can’t be right- she mislied to me. I told her they were up 60%. I got that from Hannity. Who would you trust ? 🤦♂️
MAGA =Making Assault & Groping Acceptable.
Yeah. If your net worth was cut from 50 billion to 10 billion would you really notice vs cutting a 30,000 salary down to 25,000? Yeah. Tax the 1% at 40x the rate of their lowest paid employee since they are making at least 40x more
I heard it was actually called Genitals originally- couple of nuts who didn’t go far! They never had a shot
I’m sure Canada can find other markets for its products. Turn off the tap,divert electric power up north &ship the wood to China where it will be turned into IKEA knock-offs that Americans will go nuts for. The steel, copper, rare earth minerals-Europe, China or India. Give Trump the 🖕 as you 👋
I believe that some of the legal suits he settled involved underage males so that’s questionable
Why does Trump need a ballroom? He’s got nothing to put in it! Unless he’s borrowing a pair from Mark Carney
Nobody hates Americans. We just question their lack of judgement in letting the Village Idiot’s dumber brother run the country (into the ground)
I never said dick about Russian Collusion or documents. You need to get a life and a sense of humour. I wad mimicking your alleged American journalists who are more focused on his golf game than his attempts to fuck up world trade. Go back to X(crement)
AND he cheated at Golf in Scotland. That’s almost as bad as if he buggered a choirboy in the Vatican. Oops, shouldn’t give him ideas!
Only in the US is life expectancy declining for low and middle income earners. It’s increasing in every other G20 country. That is Trump’s doing. He wants the puerly ejikated DEAD
The really good seafood restaurants in Lima tend to sell out early. If you are served seafood after 5pm, chances are it’s from frozen, not fresh.
You mean is that the nasty racist xenophobic psedoKKKristian who lies for Trump and spews hate on Twitter. Yes that be the evil quont herself. She’s a Mom so she’s there for the diaper changes
Trumpers have this weird obsession with Trump getting his head on Mount Rushmore. Sadly they haven’t been able to find a hooker who’s ok with scraping her knees to do it!
Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !
King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!
I wrote this a while back! Time for an encore edition to welcome King Mangolini to Scotland
Never heard them called that before. Nuts to you! 😝😝
I’m sure Trump will have a “limp”excuse for trying to settle out of court. It’s unlikely the evidence will stand up!
Here’s a little variation on a Scottish favourite to welcome King Mangolini to your beautiful land
So who thinks stairs? Window? Nerve agent in tea?
In Future News Ghislaine Maxwell falls to her death out of a ground floor courtroom window after receiving a full pardon from Trump. Coincidentally the security cameras were all down for a software upgrade. But no fowl play was reported according to FoxNews! Too chicken to say otherwise!
Your Spot? They let you think that but they’re only loaning it to you !😝
Imagine there’s no Donald I wonder if you can No bullshit or lying No phoney crypto scams Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I’m a dreamer But I’m sure he’ll soon be gone And JD too will join him And the world will cheer it on
I think he’s more grey than white, although the manure tinted makeup might fool you at a distance.
It’s amazing how 4 pounds of house pet can take up 200 pounds of space. Consider yourself lucky- I have 3 dogs all trying to cut off the circulation in my legs!
Dont forget his attacks on Football clubs because they wont go Full Racist
If anyone caught their parents posting shit like Trump does, the first thing they’d do would be to take away their car keys and delete all their Social Media accounts and yet they are fine with letting this bell end run, or is that ruin? the country. PYHOOYA folks!
Trump also think’s racist threats about sports teams will distract from his Kiddy Diddling past. It won’t work any more, just like his weannie! It can’t just his shoe lifts that make him limp
Their way of Making America Great is by leaving the place. Sadly they never take Trump with them, and worse still for Americans they eventually go home, albeit long after they’ve overstayed their unwelcome ! I’m sure he’s as popular in the UK as Margaret Thatcher.
As a Canadian I cannot imagine the anguish people in the US are going through, especially Non Whites. When folks like Rubio can make comments like these and have them ignored by mainstream media. It shocks me. Why is there not a Nobel Prize for Hypocrisy?
