mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey
@cldek.bsky.social
Charismatic megafauna (she/her)
created December 22, 2023
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Bill Corbett (@billcorbett.bsky.social) reposted
Feels like Silicon Valley has truly gone insane and should go back to making simpler stuff: wooden cuckoo clocks, novelty back scratchers. And for their own sake, have most of their wealth seized. What an opportunity for them to learn! A cuckoo clock, delightful.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
We got our shotty shots no problem. No muss no fuss at CVS. 💉💉
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
I'll take it
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
A thing I'm enjoying this afternoon is that the Trump-was-an-FBI-informant thing is pretty funny if Mike Johnson just made it up but is also very funny if true
Il Pomodoro (@dabenner.bsky.social) reposted
We can talk about her Woke 2 is going to look like, but withering contempt for evangelical politics has to be part of it. How dare you speak of morality to me. How dare you speak of God.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
...double hippie?
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Ooh, yeah, that'll do it
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
General public disregard
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
...and maybe a little actually offensive
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I don't want it to sound like I think Our National Symbols are sacred, just that this whole spectacle is aesthetically offensive
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't think I'm prone to being especially precious about this sort of thing, but apparently I do have a line
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Huh. Learning things about myself, like I am capable of being offended by the concept of "Lincoln Memorial weigh-ins."
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
More like circuses and other circuses—bread's getting pretty spendy
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Now that's a glorious becoming we can all enjoy
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Not yet. That's actually Phase III.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
That sounds like a lot more work, though
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
'correlated with recent exposure to Bluesky' lol
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I need to figure out how to weaponize my incompetence. It's just going to waste
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
...it is now
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
What is safer than a baby with bat wings
Gennifer Hutchison (@gennhutchison.bsky.social) reposted
I really, REALLY wish people would internalize the absolute stranglehold voter suppression and gerrymandering have over many red states with high BIPOC populations (who reliably vote blue) before consistently writing off these entire states and saying shit like “they deserved it”.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
...oh, huh
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
90 is so many minutes 🫤
Łink. (@spacelawshitpost.me) reposted
One of the absolute worst genres of Reply/Quote Guys is the “oh yeah, well I’m more pessimistic than you” person.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I wonder how Giuliani's doing
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm no theologian but I think this checks out
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I've never mowed a lawn but this is nevertheless a ✨mood✨
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I mean look at those dragonets. LOOK AT THEM
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Important!!!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Can confirm that Valor absolutely owns and everyone should check it out. You can trust me because I am cool and probably a tastemaker of some kind.
Gail Simone (@gailsimone.bsky.social) reposted
I think, in light of all the rotten people out there spreading terf nonsense, today would be a good day to support trans creators. Trans folk, please add your links to this thread for books or crafts or whatever you do!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
..."lively"?
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Too much, some might say
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow!!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
🫡
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
😭😭😭 What if I got pretty good at manuscript illumination
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh no I forgot he was still alive and he's out there casting PODS of all things??
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Would Hildegard of Bingen think I'm cool? Would she hang out with me
Hellscape Navigator (@hellscapenavigator.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
part of being President is having human deaths on your conscience. in theory that means you hesitate to use force except when necessary but as far as I can tell Donald Trump wants human lives on his conscience, as many as he can it's like he has an anti-conscience that can only be sated by sins
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Oh boy
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Someday he will pass from this mortal realm, and when that time comes I will personally pay for the autopsy. America deserves to know what the hell is going on in there.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta be the mitochondria
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Gavel. That's the word I was trying to remember. Comically large prop gavel.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they should let her bonk him on the head with some kind of ceremonial mallet
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Kind of a bummer that your reward for good posts is the Discover feed
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I feel like at some point in the last ~20 years I heard that Bobby Kennedy's son was an environmental lawyer suing polluters and cleaning up rivers or whatever, and I have this vague recollection of thinking that, all things considered, this was an okay outcome for a Kennedy scion. Lol
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
She isn't my favorite,but I do like this
Matthew Broberg-Moffitt (any/all) (@mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social) reposted
So many people say, “Let the MAHA drink raw milk,” without thinking that they will give raw milk to children who have no volition or ability to give consent to something potentially fatal. The same people who want to let “red” states suffer. Unbridled cruelty and lack of compassion.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
I haven't listened to this podcast, but what a fascinating and upsetting thread about how ads work in that world—reminds me of the Washington State Patrol ads on Behind the Bastards.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
And unfortunately they have good reason to assume that many cis people, even left of center, are willing to sacrifice trans people in the mistaken (and morally abhorrent) belief that doing so will somehow spare the rest of us.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
We (both of us considered high risk) were able to schedule appointments at CVS for tomorrow. 🤞🤞 (We're in Washington State.)
Gwen Snyder is uncivil (@gwensnyder.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
And I know that talking about intellectual ableism is still seen as silly outside of very specific liberatory practice circles. But if you want to know how Musk was able to re-mainstream the "r*tard" slur, well. It's because we can't have these conversations without it getting treated as precious.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Real fun blood-red moon overhead last night. Super good. Not at all deeply distressing.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
!!!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
WELL SAID
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted reply parent
You can't have this happen and then go back to "normal," that's no longer an option
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
Something I wonder about for real is what comes after this, whenever that is. Because it can't be this again, right? Like if this is what the presidency is now then we can't ever have another president
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
😤😤😤
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
What the hell did you just say about my PRINCESS
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone has to
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
EVEN IF EVERYONE ABOARD WAS GUILTY
Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) reposted
It's murder. They're murderers.
Jack Tripper (@chadstanton.blacksky.app) reposted reply parent
We don’t have to wait for the facts or see if there’s proof they were running drugs. Either way the administration just admitted to killing eleven people who posed no threat to anyone in the moment and are promising to kill more people who pose no threat to anyone in the moment.
Rev. Alcyone Daze (@facilitatrix.bsky.social) reposted
Living in the Bay Area is truly wild because you get to see just how many flavors of new age practices and various flavors of atheism turn out to be some of the worst parts of Calvinism with a hasty custom paint job over it.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe it's more that there are additional *sources* of evil that hadn't occurred to me
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
What a sweet angle baby!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Oh. Oh, wow. This is somehow even more evil than I'd assumed
Kathleen (@kathleencarson.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One of the core themes for me for the last couple of years is how the failure to deconstruct white evangelical christianity that is the default for most white Americans means that people keep reconstructing the heavily punitive structures complete the absolute terror of death. See: AI singularity
Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg (@theradr.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I have a lot of love and compassion for those of you raised with the trauma of those hellfire preachers but my friends, over here, there are thousands of years of theologies, including in your own traditions, that assume other ways of being. I promise.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
!
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Sisyphus:that rock::me:replying "STOP" to fundraising texts from James Carville
Tom Scocca (@tomscocca.bsky.social) reposted
If you can track the boat on camera to slaughter everyone aboard then you can track the boat on camera to intercept the boat and arrest them
Josh Fruhlinger (@jfruh.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
sorry to post like a resist lib but I will never get over people who thought trump was the peace candidate. dumbest motherfuckers alive
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
I was genuinely going to ask—if we're not actually at war is it...is it mass murder, or since it's a government action is it a crime against humanity
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
..."Femocrat" is a hell of a typo to overlook. I feel like Rush Limbaugh will rise from his grave to steal it
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Once again my heart wells with feeling as I recall that every Senate Femocrat voted to confirm Marco Rubio
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
...My "I will not vote for Newsom" position is entirely down to his eagerness to sacrifice trans people and his hostility toward homeless folks. Those are hard lines for me.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, I really don't associate the small number of strident "we must unite around Gavin right now or all is lost" posters I've run across with any of the establishment Dems withholding endorsements from Mamdani.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
She's so pretty it's ridiculous, and smart and cool. Apple couldn't have fallen farther from the tree this time.
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
the democratic party's bias to normalcy is gonna kill us off. the gop is literally talking about a military junta and the democratic leader is operating like he can just cut a deal with republicans like its normal times.
e.g. skeetlet lastname (@sithlet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
(Disobey unlawful orders.)
e.g. skeetlet lastname (@sithlet.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
National guard could do the coolest thing…
Stan Oklobdzija (@stano.bsky.social) reposted
"A militia loyal to the DC regime has been dispatched to a base in the opposition-held territory of Illinois ahead of a planned invasion of that territory's urban center, Chicago. Regime forces are targeting celebrations of a rival ethnic group that is the subject to an ongoing expulsion campaign."
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
The least The Guy anybody's ever been
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it lawsuit time? Is that the next step?
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Jesus Christ I am so tired.
Emily Zhou (@emializh.bsky.social) reposted
ive said this before but even well-intentioned cis people see transition as a luxury that is painful to revoke the rights for but not existential. i bet these hospitals would file lawsuits about this if it was about literally any other evidence-supported medical procedure
Vivian McCall (@vivmccall.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
One of the wild things about hospitals shutting down this care is that they're doing it because, while the feds have not made it illegal to provide (though they have threatened investigations under a law against for female genital mutilation), they're threatening federal funding.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Nonsense. I just haven't indulged hard enough yet. Breakthrough's coming.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Cool cool cool cool cool cool
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
'“Mary Bridge remains deeply committed to our gender-diverse patients,” ... “While the wait list for medical interventions is no longer available, we will continue to provide new patients with behavioral health care, which includes mental health assessments, counseling and support services.”'
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
Oh boy, right in my back yard. Somebody's gotta be protesting this; I need to find them
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
...this cheers me up even more than I would have imagined. 🐉
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Me: "Hee hee hee, hehehe hee hee hee" ☺️
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social)
This made me giggle aloud like a cartoon character
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Scout! 🥹
Thomas Lecaque (@tlecaque.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Human rights are either universal or you don't believe in them. This is one of the few places in our reality that actually is a binary.
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Who won
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes, good
mediocre slugger "Big" Bill McCloskey (@cldek.bsky.social) reply parent
🫣