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created March 8, 2024

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Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Having sought this out (it’s bastardized Xenophon), I can only say it is Really Wonderful she is preparing to defend her city-state with her body

1/9/2025, 1:28:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

did the phrase “it’s a love story and baby she said yes” appear in their press release or something? to avoid seeming like court stenographers, at least part of the press should consider rewriting those.

26/8/2025, 5:33:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Conservative parents shouldn’t be allowed to impose their values on other people’s children

26/8/2025, 5:18:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Denying Bork was a favor. Let them hide their malformations for decades while barely socially acceptable weirdos eroded the shorelines

13/8/2025, 6:16:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Like an abuser crying because their victim “made me do it.”

13/8/2025, 6:07:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Find our take on pierogi with orange juice in our recipes section

3/8/2025, 3:40:28 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Right. It’s chosen to make the real problems in ICE facilities seem silly.

2/8/2025, 4:01:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe they’ll go full Versailles and start poisoning each others’ laxatives

31/7/2025, 6:46:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

At least it’s not the all time classic, slide cop

31/7/2025, 5:17:51 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

a.) Sydney Sweeney was in a jeans ad with the tagline “Sydney Sweeney has good jeans” b.) Someone somewhere made content about the squick pun c.) The national media reported for duty

30/7/2025, 10:11:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Sitting in America today and unconditionally stating that our culture, to the extent it exists in isolation, is in anyway superior is disgraceful.

30/7/2025, 7:40:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Love hearing from the rich how making fun off them is elitist

30/7/2025, 6:55:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

At this point just ask them what they’re doing to preserve the files. Lil’ Mikey’s thoughts are otherwise useless

27/7/2025, 3:29:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

And I’ve been wiping your pee off the seat before I sit down for 20 yrs 👍

26/7/2025, 7:45:36 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Didn’t we used to do better coverups? Fawn Hall at least shredded docs

26/7/2025, 12:19:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

“human safety driver sitting behind the wheel while its vehicles operate autonomously” Uh, SF already has Waymo which (mostly) works. Why would anyone use this?

26/7/2025, 12:00:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

What I want is a list of the prominent people the FBI redacted mention of.

25/7/2025, 3:59:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Excuse you, have the religious freedom to protect pedophiles* *the Federalist Society, probably

24/7/2025, 7:42:54 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Read the OP babe. Bye bye.

24/7/2025, 3:41:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you think the heil hitler easter eggs were added?

24/7/2025, 3:28:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

This image alone is reason enough to end AI

24/7/2025, 12:59:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

A simple country boy.

23/7/2025, 8:29:54 PM | 23 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Implication is they can’t even risk discovery. Or of course he accepted bribes via his crypto scheme… he seems so much more guilty now.

22/7/2025, 5:27:01 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve been on a solo quest to stop people thanking their phone ‘assistants’ for decades. This new front is very frustrating

21/7/2025, 3:38:45 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

People understand that media is two track abstractly, but not what the other side is hearing. It’s hard to imagine (even T was surprised it seems), but the “other side” was kept intentionally naive about this.

18/7/2025, 5:23:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

They’ve already tried with most fruit/veg. Things that can be automated (carrots, potatoes, etc.) already have been. This is nihilistic

15/7/2025, 5:11:52 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Who is supposed to be wielding the weather weapons? l

15/7/2025, 1:33:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Taking a bold stance against waste, fraud and abuse! 🙄

12/7/2025, 8:02:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

26 is actually pretty old to be bobo David Hock-Morrisey LMAO. AI coded mf

6/7/2025, 7:38:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

Emma Goldman, 1917

such and I have to say the same. For thirty years we have pointed out to you that this democratic State which is a government supposedly of the people, by the people and for the people has now become one of the most Imperialistic that the world has ever laid its eyes upon. For twenty-five or thirty years we have told you that the United States of America is appropriating more power every day until the time will come when individual men or women will be nothing but cogs in a machine of this centralized, cruel, blood thirsty government known as the United States. We told you that, and you said, you are alarmists. You said, you are too extreme, that will never happen in the United States. And here you are, friends. It has happened in the United States.
4/7/2025, 10:37:45 PM | 289 113 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s just fascinating that you apparently can’t see that you’re doing the same thing, right? Have a good day

5/7/2025, 3:02:21 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

How do you think you’re the “adults in the room” if you can’t control your emotions long enough to look for common ground?

4/7/2025, 4:57:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Do you think belittling other people (while engaging in some soothing self flattery lol) is particularly persuasive?

4/7/2025, 10:54:50 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Also as far as child rearing that kind of shitty emotional manipulation is going to cause further distress.

18/6/2025, 4:07:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Are we doing our market research by AI now? Who wants the?

16/6/2025, 3:35:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

they’re doing a torchlight rally? darling

14/6/2025, 6:16:35 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

And a red heifer? Weren’t they trying to breed pure red cows?

13/6/2025, 4:37:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Never forget that it was during BEETLEJUICE

12/6/2025, 9:21:02 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Given the tech lords’ obviously low opinion of humanity, I expect exactly one semi original fart joke five years from now

10/6/2025, 3:13:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

During my brother’s ROTC graduation (?), they dragged like three people off the field because they’d collapsed from the heat. The world is quaking

8/6/2025, 5:42:43 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

AJ is absolutely finished. He’s currently trying to convince his tragically pilled audience Palantir having access to all their PII is NBD

7/6/2025, 9:06:21 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Elbridge Gerry would be proud

29/5/2025, 7:27:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

You know they’d decide literacy meant biblical literacy or something

27/5/2025, 9:40:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

So obviously. Someone told me (male) high school bench warmers would easily beat a WNBA team. Just absurd

27/5/2025, 5:28:01 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks for confirming that this is just Star Wars again. Spectacular waste.

26/5/2025, 5:31:07 PM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

At best, the U.S. spreads capitalism. We can’t even do full democracy domestically

25/5/2025, 5:09:20 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’ve listened and loved Better Offline since ep 1. So glad you kept going friend.

16/5/2025, 6:19:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Why not both?

13/5/2025, 4:31:57 PM | 83 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Lean In to Abundance, just Let Them! (how else can they cash in?)

11/5/2025, 9:35:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s a perspective. Another one is they made themselves look immature and repulsive

9/5/2025, 7:30:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/5/2025, 5:13:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

We simply need to repurpose your hobbyist supplies for the greater good

8/5/2025, 8:07:34 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

We need you on the supplement war front, but cutting your teeth against Weight Watchers will sharpen your instincts.

7/5/2025, 4:33:22 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

In my opinion if we’re going to force women to give birth in an increasingly dangerous environment, all young men should participate in a televised Battle Royale for our entertainment.

3/5/2025, 7:13:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

It’s called 8kun now, but still kicking

28/4/2025, 4:13:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Have you decided when you’re starting your AMA?

24/4/2025, 9:02:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

They say Mars is red. Top domino effect theorists want it stopped before neighboring planets fall.

17/4/2025, 8:58:23 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Wouldn’t it be wonderful? The Truman Show but just rich people in double wides

16/4/2025, 7:27:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Nation of Prudence Pingletons

16/4/2025, 7:19:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

For all the complaints about skibidi etc I feel we can reach generational understanding on the use of ohio as an insult.

14/4/2025, 7:57:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

*pretends they like him adequately

7/4/2025, 8:15:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Their minds really dissolved when they saw the public reaction to Luigi Mangione

4/4/2025, 10:35:59 PM | 24 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Biggie/Tupac

3/4/2025, 9:19:03 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Real talk, it was institutional religion all along.

29/3/2025, 7:32:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

LOL not that different from the moral cripples who write to that column

20/3/2025, 6:45:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Because they also wear makeup probably. Watch Landon Reid on YT or TT

12/3/2025, 8:25:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

At least Howard Hughes produced Scarface ☹️

10/3/2025, 9:24:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

He was convicted in state court then pled out in federal I think because he wanted to move to federal prison?

6/3/2025, 5:39:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Why Expecting Men to Compete on an Even Playing Field Is Unfair by Brett Stephens

28/2/2025, 9:17:04 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

They already were, given our high level of gun violence. There’s travel warnings and everything

27/2/2025, 3:07:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

There seems to be a lot of waiting for the shoe to drop, but my dudes, it dropped. On you. Are you concussed?

26/2/2025, 2:30:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m going to guess Reagan, because a. politics and b. satan. He already has a Damien.

23/2/2025, 4:33:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

appreciate the artist including his neck wattle though

19/2/2025, 9:50:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I just listened to the Elon episodes on Tortoise Investigates. The poor diver is still having problems.

17/2/2025, 4:15:27 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Was listening to Audio from a Collapsing State and heard you say you hate to say DOGE. Might I suggest doggy? DOG E. Softens the blow a bit.

16/2/2025, 5:43:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

If there’s one thing to agree with Trump on, it’s that JD will not in fact be ready for the White House in four years.

14/2/2025, 4:59:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

So baby’s saying we have to start threatening her life or she won’t do her job?

11/2/2025, 2:43:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m told by a reliable Midwesterner that groceries would be cheaper if we all raised backyard chickens like her 🙄

8/2/2025, 7:40:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

I’m committed to using before times phrases to describe what they’re likely doing i.e. “doing a word search.”

6/2/2025, 5:45:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

We also helped rehabilitate war criminals to speed a return to our preferred order, so the more things change etc etc

5/2/2025, 7:14:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

i absolutely agree he thinks musk got him elected. i just don’t know if musk’s that competent.

2/2/2025, 6:09:55 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

try to keep up. we don’t know whether musk breached the election system. but, it is quite obvious your daddy thinks he did, and so feels beholden to one of the worst people in the world.

2/2/2025, 5:03:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

nonsense, he broke immigration law, no matter how briefly. his brother and collaborator admits it. he could be expelled if anyone had the will.

1/2/2025, 8:48:46 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Washington Post.

25/1/2025, 5:41:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Right, but again, international users. Why would they care about the first amendment to the U.S. Constitution? Maybe if/when a buyer is revealed they’ll care, as with Twitter

20/1/2025, 8:55:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

How much time do you spend on TikTok? It’s an international user base, so it seems a bit silly to assume most posters there are besotted by the American right wing, no?

20/1/2025, 8:25:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture cleandirty.bsky.social (@cleandirty.bsky.social) reply parent

Don’t be suckered. TikTok and its Chinese equivalent Douyin are social shopping apps, an idea pioneered overseas. Silicon Valley simply wants to profit from others’ work.

19/1/2025, 5:56:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view